Chapter 51: This is Uncle Ben's little show

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"Brother Kun, go slowly. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 ο½‰ο½Žfo”

"Give me the documentation, and I'll ask for it when I get back." ”

"Got it, go to school. ”

After explaining to Wang Jiaming and Liu Jianye, I settled down and rode a bicycle to take Saito Yuina to Tsubaki Primary School. In the back seat of the car, a little girl with a double ponytail holds a slice of bread in her mouth and then holds her mobile phone to play a mobile game.

"Be careful. ”

Chen Kun reminded her.

"Mmmmmm......mm

Nodding his head vigorously, but he still plays the game with his head down, a game that Suo Ai comes with.

Halfway through the ride, Chen Kun asked her, "You still need a talent show, you don't need me, right?"

"Of course not, I'll do it alone. ”

Yuina Saito stretched, stuffed the phone back into Chen Kun's jacket pocket, and asked, "Uncle, aren't you nervous?" ”

"Hey, how can I be nervous, schoolboy stuff ......"

"You duplicitous bastard. ”

"You know, stupid. ”

Chen Kun rode to the school gate, and after Saito Yuina jumped out of the car, and when Chen Kun parked the bicycle, the two walked one after the other, and the children who came with their parents on the road were all on the road.

There were also parents who came together, talking and laughing very lively, and having fun.

"Saito-san!"

"Your classmates are greeting you. ”

"It's just a nasty ghost, a nasty ghost who shows off how many championships he won last year. ”

Yuina Saito said.

"You don't say hello after all, it seems rude. ”

"Got it!"

As he spoke, he nodded slightly at the girl and said, "Good morning." ”

"Hello Daddy Saito. ”

The girl bowed slightly and smiled happily.

"Ah, good morning. ”

and her father also said hello and nodded to each other, and Chen Kuncai and Saito Yuina walked together.

It's very rewarding to go all the way, such a beautiful girl, how can Dad be so terrifying?

Big monsters.

"You see, everyone is scared when they see you, and you should reflect on it. ”

"Is it my fault that I grew like this?"

"Forget it, I won't be like you adults. ”

She shrugged her shoulders as if she were a little adult, then put her hands in her jacket pockets and swaggered forward.

Seeing the frightened look of a group of people around her, the chick felt extremely proud in her heart, the feeling of the fox and the fake tiger was really cool, her chin was raised, as if she was the queen of the inspection, and that kind of smug look made Chen Kun a little speechless for a while.

"Good morning, teacher. ”

"Saito-san: early. ”

"Good morning, you have worked hard. ”

"Mr. Saito: Early. ”

……

In the morning, it is a talent interaction, most of them are performing singing or instrumental music, and there is nothing special, occasionally a few parents have good vocal music, which suddenly causes everyone to be in a trance, and the indoor activities of the third class of the fourth year are okay.

In the afternoon, there will be outdoor parent-child gatherings, which will be even more lively at this time.

"Why hasn't it been your turn yet?"

"It's coming soon. ”

"I don't know what the prize is. ”

"It's Chopper's doll. Well...... That's definitely mine. ”

She smirked, her eyebrows furrowed, apparently not taking anyone seriously.

Chen Kun looked at the form: "But...... If you don't perform with your parents, there will be no prizes. ”

"Liar!"

Saito Yuna's eyes widened, and she looked at Chen Kun: "You lie!"

"What are you lying to!"

The voices of the two were very low, there were people performing in front, everyone's attention was on them, and they didn't find anything wrong here.

"Oops...... I want Chopper so much!"

"Buy one. ”

"It's the game that makes sense, Uncle Idiot!"

"What then?"

"Oops...... Damn, why didn't you remind me sooner. ”

"I thought you knew. ”

Chen Kun was also speechless, didn't he know about this kind of thing? This is really, really makes people speechless.

"Can you sing?"

Saito Yuena's eyes were like quails, looking at Chen Kun, that feeling of not holding out any hope really made Brother Kun want to strangle her.

"It's really annoying that you look like I don't know anything. ”

"Can you sing?"

Yuina Saito ignited a new flame of hope.

"Sorry, not at all, disappointing you. ”

"Stupid Uncle ......"

Almost halfway through, when the activities outside had already begun, the head teacher said, "Let's go to the stage outside for the rest of the performance." ”

"Okay~~"

Saito Yuina actually felt a sense of relief, and the parents were excited to take the children downstairs, and the chick looked at Chen Kun: "Do you have any special skills or something?"

"Don't you know I'm an idiot?"

Chen Kun rolled his eyes and replied angrily.

"You're disgusting!"

"Otherwise, why would so many people look at me and be afraid?"

When she got downstairs, Yuina Saito said depressedly, "You'll give me a beat later." ”

"Don't. ”

"Why!"

"Don't is don't!"

Brother Kun shook his head and said categorically.

"I want a Choi Ba puppet!"

"What's ...... about me?"

The corners of Brother Kun's mouth twitched, and he said.

Saito Yuina pursed her lips, her eyes were already red, and she said in a snort: "Obviously I thought you were like a good person yesterday, but today you are really revealing your true form again, you lustful and shameless stupid uncle!"

"Hey, don't shout so loudly. ”

Saito's eyes widened, and tears were about to come out: "You are so hateful, bastard! I really want to kick you to death!"

"It's hard for me to perform with you. ”

Chen Kun clasped his hands and looked at Saito Yuina and said.

condescending, his eyes are really domineering and mighty.

Suddenly, the words changed, making the chick stunned, and suddenly looked up at him stupidly: "What?!"

"I said you're doing this to make it hard for me to perform with you. ”

Chen Kun still looked at her condescendingly.

"I want a Choba puppet!"

"Then listen to me. ”

Chen Kun said solemnly.

"Why do you want to listen...... Okay, listen to you. ”

"Well, don't sing, that one wants to attract cheers, it's not at all. ”

"I'm a professional singer, how can those amateur guys ...... with me?"

"Are you sure of victory?"

Chen Kun asked calmly.

"Of course...... No, no, no......"

Suddenly, it turned out to be a drooping head.

What to do, it seems that there is no confidence at this time.

It's all this hateful idiot uncle.

Yuina Saito hates this bad guy in her heart, this perverted uncle who was so horny and shameless from the beginning!

"Then it's up to me, I have a little show, it's not bad. ”

Chen Kun smiled slightly, showing his white teeth, and looked at her very proudly.

"It's strange to believe you. ”

"Then don't perform. ”

"Is it a great show?"

She asked weakly.

"Do you think a man like me would talk casually? I don't want to be arrogant and vicious like a ten-year-old girl. ”

"Are you talking about me?"

"Who do you think you're talking about?"

"I really want to bite you to death......"

……

"Now it's ...... Yuina Saito!"

"It's Saito-san, a transfer student, and her father is so tall. ”

"What kind of show will it be?"

"I don't know ......"

So when everyone was curious, they only saw that the tall and mighty Kun Ge came to the stage carrying a few bricks.

When everyone was puzzled, the head teacher asked curiously, "Saito-san, what is the program you want to perform?"

"Superpowers......

Yuina Saito whispered.

She felt ashamed.

Brother Kun was very calm, with a solemn face, which made people feel more and more terrifying.

"Ahh......h Magic...... It's a show or something. ”

As he spoke.

But I saw Saito Yuina silently erecting a brick above his head......

The head teacher's eyes are about to pop out, what kind of superpower is this?

The group below burst out laughing.

Yuina Saito's face was flushed, like a red apple.

Just when everyone wanted to laugh, a loud shout shocked the audience.

"Huh!"

Syllable!

Half of the bricks on top of his head flew out, leaving half of it still on top of Saito Yuna's head, not moving at all, and even Saito Yuina didn't know what was happening.

Brother Kun came back with a knife in his hand and exhaled a long breath: Well, the treasure knife is not old, the strength to go to the rivers and lakes to ask for food is still there, and the ability to perform at the subway entrance has finally not been thrown away.

"Awesome!"

"Oo......oo Daddy Saito is a martial artist!"

"It's super powerful! It was split in one palm, and it didn't move at all. ”

A sound of admiration came, and before Saito Yuina could react, Chen Kun came over and took down the plate bricks and threw them aside, and then silently put two pieces of ......

The crowd was speechless. The head teacher's jaw fell to the ground...... Is that okay?

Kungo still acted silently, and then ......

"Huh!"

Two bricks were broken, two broken bricks flew out, and there were still two broken bricks on top of his head, and Yuina Saito still didn't react...... Everything was too sudden and too fast.

She didn't expect that this lascivious and shameless idiot uncle would say something like this...... It's scary!

What if I hit my head?!

This idiot uncle!

"Awesomeβ€”"

"I'm going to learn too!"

"Daddy Saito, can you teach me?"

"Daddy Saito, I'm going to learn ...... too"

In an instant, Yuina Saito became a passerby's armor, and the dust on her head contrasted with her daze eyes.

"This is your little show?"

With a pile of powder on his head, Yuina Saito, who had a depressed face, looked at Chen Kun in an even more depressed tone.

Chen Kun's face was calm, his heart was dark, and he said: "Yes, that's it, come, I'm about to make a YEAH posture, show a smile, and smile sweetly." ”

β€œyea…… yeah――”

"You're smiling reluctantly. ”

β€œyeah――”

Yuina Saito feels that this must be the conspiracy of this idiot uncle.

Brother Kun looked at her with a tangled face, and he was not without pride in his heart.

Ha, chick, fight with Lao Tzu.

OH~YES! YES! YES! (To be continued.) )