70. Certificate machine

As the saying goes: those who are barefoot are not afraid of those who wear shoes, and those who wear shoes are not afraid of those who wear boots. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info look at these people around me, Li Li, Zhang Qing, Sun Erniang...... , all of them are barefoot and unscrupulously stepping on the beach, with Brother Wang's kind of goods, I am afraid that the next ten are not the opponents of Zhang Qing and Sun Erniang.

Belch...... , but Chen Jinnan and Zhanzhao should not be counted in the barefoot, these two are heroes praised by everyone on the rivers and lakes, at least they have to wear boots, but they are ...... , these two boot-wearing people don't seem to be ambiguous when they grab things!

"The shopkeeper's ...... What is this...... Why is it so heavy?......" After I greeted, Chen Jinnan and Zhan Zhao didn't say a word, and after entering the house, they lifted the machine and left, Chen Jinnan looked at me and asked as he walked.

"Oh...... This thing is called a 'certificate machine', and you can get your ID card ......out of it!" I said casually.

"Oops...... Oops...... Don't kick it...... , help......!"

On the other side, Sun Erniang heard my greeting, rushed into the room as if flying, ran to Brother Wang, kicked without saying a word, and kicked several times in a row when I was not paying attention, kicking Brother Wang was already miserable.

"What's that...... , Erniang, the meaning is good, they are all acquaintances, and it doesn't sound good to spread out!......" I pretended to stop Sun Erniang, who was angry, and took the opportunity to give Brother Wang a few feet.

After Sun Erniang's kick, Brother Wang was covered with residual footprints, and even his face left two small black footprints, and the footprints gradually revealed purple red, I smiled in my heart when I saw this, in the end, it was a woman who had practiced kung fu, and the strength of these feet was really great.

"I don't care who you are, you just swollen my husband's hand, these feet are angry for my husband, if it weren't for the shopkeeper's intercession for you, I would never have spared you, hum!" Sun Erniang snorted, then turned around and went to see Zhang Qing again.

Brother Wang got up and looked at me hatefully, "Xia Xiaojian, you ...... You're ......!"

"Brother Wang, don't be angry, you have something to say!" I stepped forward and helped him.

Brother Wang glanced at Sun Erniang who was leaving, turned his head to look at me, and asked viciously, "Xia Xiaojian, who are you ...... this woman?"

"Uh....... "I rolled my eyes," the second sister-in-law. ”

"Second sister-in-law?"

"Yes. I nodded, and said with a smile on my face: "Didn't you open the door just now?" My second brother can open the lock, and he opened the door in a few clicks, but when you closed the door, you clamped my second brother's hand, so can my second sister-in-law be happy? ”

When Brother Wang heard me say this, he couldn't help but gasp, he gasped like this, and pulled the part of his body that had been touched by his feet, and suddenly his body tightened, and his face once again showed a painful and distorted look.

"Brother Wang...... , Why don't I help you into the house and sit for a while, my second sister-in-law, you can rest assured, she won't kick you anymore with me!" I said as I helped Brother Wang, turned around and was about to enter the house.

Xia Xiaojian...... , my machine ......!" Brother Wang caught a glimpse of the machine that had been carried out of the door by Chen Jinnan and Zhanzhao, and said loudly and eagerly.

"Don't worry, Brother Wang, my cousin and cousin can carry it down, and Brother Wang doesn't have to help!" I said with a smile.

Brother Wang was stunned and looked at me angrily.

What's that...... Brother Wang, I have already said that I don't need your help, do you still blame me for being polite to you......?

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Brother Wang didn't say a word to me until he left Brother Wang's house, Brother Wang's eyes stabbed at me like two sharp daggers, but I have a clear conscience, anyway, it's not me who does bad things, what do I have to be kind.

Before leaving, I also asked Brother Wang for the instruction manual of the machine, Brother Wang puffed up and turned his face to stop looking at me, I got up and flipped through the manual casually, and left Brother Wang's house after saying hello, but as soon as I walked out of Brother Wang's house, I heard Brother Wang's deafening wail, so what...... When did Brother Wang have this hobby? Why haven't I heard of it?

As I went downstairs, I took out my mobile phone and made a call, the machine was so heavy that the five of us couldn't carry it to the inn, at least we had to call a car to help.

As soon as I walked downstairs, I saw the four people who had been waiting downstairs for a long time, especially Zhang Qing, with a smug face, and the pain of being caught by the door had long since disappeared.

"Brother Zhang, your hand...... Are you alright......" I asked as I stepped forward and looked at him with concern.

"Hey...... , the shopkeeper is too worried, my hands are very rough, and they don't get in the way!" Zhang Qing said with a smile and raised his hand.

I looked at Zhang Qing's hand, hey, this guy's hand is really fine, dare to love him just now, his acting skills are really good.

I ignored him and turned my head to look at the machine that was placed aside, "Brother Chen, Brother Zhan, there will be a car coming over later, load this machine when the time comes, and we will take it back to the inn." ”

"Hmm. The two men nodded in unison.

After a while, a small truck drove into the community, and as soon as it drove downstairs, Chen Jinnan and Zhanzhao got up and lifted the machine into the car, and then several of us jumped into the car, and the driver of the small truck didn't ask much, and left the community with his foot on the accelerator.

The small truck was speeding on the road, and it was not overloaded anyway, even if the traffic police saw it, they would not stop the car and ask anything, so I was very relieved, and I was looking left and right all the way to enjoy the scenery outside the car window.

Soon the small truck drove to the front of the Yuelai Inn under my command, and as soon as the truck stopped, I beckoned Chen Jinnan and Zhanzhao to get on the car and unload, and the two of them were quick with their hands and feet, and they moved the machine out of the car in the blink of an eye.

After paying for the car, the pickup van disappeared as soon as it smoked, don't you say, this guy didn't ask anything along the way, but he was quite ethical, but ...... Didn't he think we were thieves?!

I walked around this machine three times, I couldn't help but feel a little difficult, such a big guy, turn around in the inn, don't use it is not too funny, besides, if the old Chen Touer brings some more people, then I have to give them an identity document, this machine has to be hidden, can't let the police in charge of this piece to find out, otherwise it will be a big trouble.

I walked into the inn with my hands behind my back, and as I went, I wondered where I could put this machine, but I didn't find a suitable place for a whole circle, and I damn it, do I want to put it at the door?

"Hehehe...... If you want to put this machine, why not put it in the backyard of the inn?" Just as I was thinking about where to put it, the little old man of the land lord came out of nowhere, looked at me with a smile on his face.

"Put it in the backyard?" my eyes lit up, hey, why didn't I think of that?!

"Brother Chen, Brother Zhan, I have to trouble you, carry that thing to the backyard!" I turned around and beckoned Chen Jinnan and Zhanzhao, and the two of them were not ambiguous, and lifted the machine and left.

When I came to the backyard to find a suitable place, I asked two people to put the machine on the ground, the backyard was not big, put this machine in the corner, and then find someone to build a pergola to shelter from the rain and sun, even if it was alive, anyway, it is not used every day, and it should not attract the attention of others if it is used once in a while.

After setting up the machine, I asked Li Li to find a plug-in board, draw out a wire from the back kitchen, connect the power supply and press the switch, with a rumbling sound, the machine was finally installed.