Chapter 777: Laughing and touching the bald head
At this time, Xie Qianli looked up and saw Deng Qiang looking at his baldness, and he touched it embarrassedly, and said: "It's not a secret, we accidentally found a mountain to mix with a gang leader, in fact, since Amber followed me, she has been very good at me, usually I just need to look at other women, she can immediately beat me half to death, if I hadn't heard the news of Brother Xiao this time, she would definitely not let me go down the mountain, and ......"
As soon as he said this, he squeaked and whined for a long time, and then said: "Moreover, when I was about to descend the mountain, I forcibly shaved my hair, so that all the women thought that I was a monk......"
Deng Qiang didn't wait for him to finish, he was already laughing with tears, and he couldn't stop touching his bald head.
Xie Qianli suddenly became a little angry and said, "Hey, you...... Have you laughed enough, if you laugh again, I will have a wild boar and hit the elephant, and I will die with you. ”
When Deng Qiang heard this, he hurriedly shut up, but the appearance of can't help but laugh and can't stop making Xie Qianli stare at him even more.
Deng Qiang was afraid that he would be angry again, so he hurriedly took a breath, suppressed his smile and said: "Brother Xie, I believe you, not everyone knows about the Amber County Lord, today the little brother is really offended, Brother Xie, don't blame me!"
Xie Qianli said: "Brother Deng, since you also know about me and Amber, you must have a good relationship with my Brother Xiao?"
When Deng Qiang heard this, he said proudly: "This is still false, if it weren't for the fact that I wanted to come out to practice alone, I was separated from Brother Xiao, and I met Brother Xie as a result...... It's a drink and a peck!"
At that moment, he told him about the battle with Xiao Yi in the Jin Kingdom, and Xie Qianli was stunned when he heard it, and secretly regretted that he did not go west with Xiao Yi to enter Jin.
Deng Qiang said this, and took out a chicken from his arms, tore it in two, and half of Xie Qianli.
Xie Qianli's eyes widened, and he said with a smile: "Brother Deng, this is really yours, I thought it was only me......"
With that, he smiled and took a flask from his bosom.
The two glanced at each other, couldn't help laughing, each took wine and food to drink to the moon, and threw the two weapons aside.
Deng Qiang glanced at Xie Qianli happily, and said: "Brother Xie, I don't know you well, I found that if we cooperate, it will be unparalleled in the world, or we will create a 'chivalrous gang', I will be the helper, and you will be the deputy helper, what do you think?"
"'Chivalrous Gang'? is amazing, just hearing the name makes people jump with joy, although I have been a deputy gang leader once, but I was too controlled by Amber, I don't feel anything. But thinking that both of us are the best in the martial arts, if we don't open a sect, God will not forgive us, and ten percent of us will be struck by lightning. Xie Qianli replied.
"Haha, brother, you really speak to my heart, if I had met you a few years earlier, we would have been the leader of the martial arts alliance and the number one in the world now, since this is the case, then we will decide. ”
Xie Qianli nodded happily, but suddenly remembered something, and hurriedly said: "Slow down, I remember just now that you were the helper and I was the deputy helper, I don't think it's good." ”
"Then Brother Xie, what do you think?"
"We fought just now and didn't tell the winner, why are you the helper, I am the deputy helper, I Xie Qianli has always been the boss, if it is the second in the world, I would rather be hacked to death by God than start a sect with you, you will die of this donkey's heart." ”
Seeing that he was so stubborn, Deng Qiang said with some embarrassment: "Brother Xie, why do you mind so much, you are already the second in the world and there is green smoke on the ancestral grave, I am the first in the world not to oppose you, and you are no different from the first in the world, isn't it?"
Xie Qianli said: "Since you like the second in the world so much, why don't you do it yourself, I'd rather be the first in the world first, and announce the next day that I won't care about you in general, and quit the rivers and lakes for three days, what do you think?"
Deng Qiang said: "No! no!"
Deng and Xie couldn't hold each other, and finally decided to draw lots.
The two of them thought about it for a long time, and the final result of the lot was that Deng Qiang was the first in the world, Xie Qianli was the second in the world, Deng Qiang was so happy that he jumped straight, although Xie Qianli was disappointed, but finally couldn't regret it, and only made compromises.
At the moment, the two used the remaining half of the chicken and a little wine and blood to form an alliance and became brothers of the opposite sex. The two don't need to be ranked by age, because they have already chosen the first and second in the world, so Deng Qiang is naturally the boss.
After the two brothers got married, after discussion, they unanimously agreed to first experience the rivers and lakes and make a name.
But the two of them touched their pockets, and the money saved together was less than a tael of silver, the most important thing was that Deng Qiang hid clumsily at this time and simply hid it to the end, and he didn't say anything, this way the axe was not good, just eating was a problem, and the two summed up today's experience, discussed it themselves, and suddenly had a clever plan.
The next day, the two brothers arrived in the front town, Xie Qianli first found the largest restaurant to eat a bully meal, and when he was about to leave, a hero suddenly appeared and beat Xie Qianli 'painfully', and this hero was of course Deng Qiang.
The shopkeeper came up and said tremblingly: "This hero, just now Domeng made a move, that person is ......"
Deng Qiang sighed and said: "In fact, he is the notorious thief of the rivers and lakes, this person has always killed people without blinking, and he has dozens of lives on his back. If I hadn't appeared in time, boss, you would have become a corpse a long time ago......"
When the boss heard this, he believed most of it, and he thanked himself for not saying anything, seeing that Deng Qiang had not yet eaten, he was entertained with good wine and good food, and asked the name with a thousand thanks before leaving, Deng Qiang lightly reported the name of Deng Qiang, the leader of the "Chivalrous Gang", and drifted away, leaving a piece of admiration behind him.
Since then, he and Xie Qianli have been alone once, one eats the overlord meal, and the other eats the thanksgiving meal, and they don't need money, but after all, the two of them have followed Xiao Yi for a long time, and they usually eat the masters with a bad reputation and are rich and unkind, and they are very easy all the way.
Of course, occasionally when he meets someone who is doing business, Deng Qiang will also quietly return, leaving enough food for the two of them.
On this day, the two brothers arrived in a town, and they did the same, but today there was a sudden accident, Deng Qiang had eaten the overlord meal, Lao Xie slapped the table, angrily, and immediately fought with Lao Deng, and suddenly frightened the owner of the shop and a group of diners to run away.
Deng and Xie looked at each other and smiled, after Xie Qianli's 'hard' fight, the master who ate the overlord's meal was finally kicked out of the store, and Xie Qianli clapped his hands.
Then, the shopkeeper was about to step forward to thank him, but a person appeared in the store coldly, clapped his hands and smiled: "Good means, good means, one is eaten for nothing, it seems that one will be given away by the boss for nothing, it is really extraordinary." ”
Xie Qianli was startled when he heard this, and turned his head to see that there was a young swordsman in white in the store who was lifting his sword and getting up, this person Zhuo Lang was handsome, and he had never moved when he was against Deng and Xie, and at this time, he was told by a word that their tricks were obviously a shrewd lord with bad intentions.