Chapter 736: Shrewdness vs. Shrewdness
Wen Xu returned home sweating profusely, and saw his daughter-in-law sitting on the couch with her child in her arms.
"Where did you find it?"
Originally, there was a stomach full of anger on the road, but when Wen Xu saw that the little guy was safe and sound, all the anger disappeared at once.
Coco snatched back the credit: "I found it, the three younger brothers are hiding in Erhua's house to sleep!"
Wen Xu smiled at Coco and said, "Then uncle, thank Coco!"
"You're welcome, you're welcome!" the little girl waved her hand like a little adult, with a smug look.
"Little things, how did you think of running to Erhua's nest to sleep?" Wen Xu walked to his daughter-in-law's side, stretched out his hand and scratched each of the three children's little faces.
Wen Xu didn't know that his son didn't have a fuel-efficient lamp, originally Erhua's family wanted to sleep in the nest, but the little thing was stunned to get into it first, and gave Erhua a dove to occupy Nestle,
Shi Shangzhen relieved himself at this time, and said to Wen Xu: "These children are too naughty, they should clean up properly!
Shi Shangzhen was really frightened this time, she felt that she had never been so worried in her life, even when Wen Xu went out to kill the wolf king more than a month ago, Shi Shangzhen had never been so scared, even if she walked around the river, she didn't dare to look into the river, for fear that she would see something she didn't dare to see.
Wen Xu couldn't help glancing at herself when she saw her daughter-in-law's eyes, the meaning was obvious, it seemed that the matter of beating the child was going to be done by herself!
But Wen Xu smiled and didn't see it, he was a leather monkey when he was a child, and there were almost no bad things to do, and now seeing his son make this scene, he suddenly felt that there was really a father and a son, and the boy hid and let everyone look for it, in Wen Xu's opinion, this is also a skill!
Shi Shangzhen didn't know what Wen Xu thought in his heart, seeing that his husband didn't beat the child, and he was reluctant to beat him, and now he was so hot that he couldn't wait to kiss the three cute little faces a thousand times.
"Then let's go back, your family can stay well" Zhou Lifeng pulled his daughter-in-law and children to prepare to leave.
Wen Xu naturally and politely sent the family to the door, and when he arrived at the door, he couldn't stop saying sorry to the family: "I'm sorry, you think this little thing is causing everyone trouble!"
"Don't say anything, it's good that the child is safe" Zhou Lifeng said with a smile, stretched out his hand and rode Coco to his neck, and then walked back along the stone road towards home.
After only walking a few steps, Coco, who was riding on his father's neck, seemed to remember something, twisted his body and turned his head to Wen Xu and said, "Uncle Wen, did you catch a monkey at night?"
Wen Xu was surprised and asked, "Now that you know the monkey, don't you see it coming out of the woods?"
The ecology of Wenjia Village is good, and there are many monkeys, and now this thing is expensive, even if it is collected now, it is a piece of five and one, and a diligent child can get two or three hundred yuan a night, which can be a good way for the children in the village to save money, so in the summer, the children of the whole village will be crazy about the monkeys.
It's just that it's not long after Labor Day, and it's a bit early to catch the monkeys.
Niu Niu turned his head to Wen Xu and said, "It's out, but it's not too much, Brother Leizi caught a small bowl last night, and let his aunt blow it up in the morning and bring it to school!"
"This kid ate a bowl by himself?" Wen Xu asked.
Niu Niu shook his head and said, "No, Brother Lei Zi has one for each person! It's not much, and it's not enough for each one."
Wen Xu thought about it, the daily consumption of a lot of small followers gathered around him would not be less, even if one person knew the monkey, it would be ten or twenty or half a bowl.
"Uncle Wen, can you catch it?" Niu Niu asked again.
Wen Xu nodded: "Yes, when will we leave?"
"Don't bother you Uncle Wen, I'll go with you to catch it, okay?" Zhou Lifeng was a little reluctant, and he knew that the monkey was still troublesome to others, so he volunteered to join the team of the two children.
Who knew that the two children didn't appreciate it, not only did they not appreciate it but they also had a disgusted expression.
"Do you know how to climb trees?" asked Coco with her head down to Lao Tzu below.
Zhou Lifeng shook his head: "No!"
"Do you know how to make bead nets?" asked Niu Niu again.
Zhou Lifeng still shook his head and said honestly: "No!"
"Then do you know where there are many monkeys, when did you know that the monkeys are so big that they climbed the trees ?...... somewhere?"
The two little ones asked seven or eight questions.
Zhou Lifeng was stunned and didn't answer.
Niu Niu said disdainfully to his own Lao Tzu: "I won't know anything, I still have to catch the monkey!"
Coco also looked disgusted.
Zhou Lifeng said with a smile: "Even if I can't learn on the spot, can I learn on the spot?"
"Then you are in charge of carrying the basket!"
Coco immediately threw his father to a handyman's job.
What can Zhou Lifeng say? I have to accept it gladly, if I don't do it, I don't know what it will be like to be disgusted by my own two children.
Wen Xu sighed and said, "The child grows up so fast!"
Zhou Lifeng also responded: "Yes, in the blink of an eye, it seems that it is not easy to carry the girl on your shoulders anymore."
Although Coco and Niu Niu have only grown one year old for more than a year, the size of the two little babies has jumped up a lot, not only is it good to eat in Wenjia Village, but the amount of exercise that goes crazy every day is also big enough, and whether it is Zhou Lifeng or Shen Qi's genes are good, Niu Niu and Coco are also obviously not crooked, and they gradually look like little teenagers.
Shen Qi said with a smile: "Okay, the two of you are together and feel that the child grows up fast, one is middle-aged, and the other is only in his twenties, so it's not too late to sigh later." Wen Xu, you haven't eaten yet, hurry up and go home for dinner!"
As he spoke, he took his husband and son, waved his hand with Wen Xu, and then continued to walk along the stone road towards the west of the village.
When I returned to the yard, I saw that my daughter-in-law was still holding three children, so I opened my mouth and asked, "Are you not hungry?"
Without waiting for Shi Shangzhen to speak, Guang Jing patted his little belly and said, "Mom, I'm hungry!"
As soon as the younger brother said that he was hungry, the remaining two little things also patted their bellies and shouted at their mother's pitiful screams that they were hungry.
As soon as he heard his sons say that they were hungry, Shi Shangzhen immediately said happily: "Okay, then let's go into the house to eat!"
I saw Shi Shangzhen stand up, like a hen guarding her chicks, and spread her arms to protect her sons and walk towards the house. Leaving Wen Xu alone to stand in the courtyard for a while, watching his daughter-in-law and son enter the house, he found that he couldn't enter and no one cared about it for the time being.
Since no one cares about him, he has to get acquainted with each other, so Wen Xu stepped forward and pushed open the door and entered the house.
Who knew that as soon as he entered the door, Shi Shangzhen spoke to himself: "Why are you so grinding, hurry up, don't you see that my son is hungry!"
Wen Xu looked at it again and found that his eldest son was sitting at the table with his eyes open, one biting a spoon, the other holding a bowl, and the last one was standing on a stool with his head stretched out and looking straight at him, like a hungry little tiger.
"Isn't the dish on the table?"
"How to eat it cold, go and heat it up," Shi Shangzhen said.
Wen Xu said in his heart: I am now just a miscellaneous material!
When the dishes were brought to the kitchen and reheated, when they were served again, Shi Shangzhen sandwiched them for the three children, and Wen Xu helped his daughter-in-law to pick up the dishes.
"Okay, it's rare in a flash, are you still going to feed them?"
Seeing the appearance of his daughter-in-law today, Wen Xu really couldn't help it, when he used to eat, the children just ate by themselves, and they could eat whatever they wanted, although sometimes they would put the dishes on the table or something, and the husband and wife would put them in the bowl and eat them by themselves, of course, the dishes that fell on the table were still eaten by Wen Xu in the family, and the scum ate a lot among the pets.
Shi Shangzhen heard Wen Xu say this, and put down his chopsticks: "Then you eat slowly, do you know?"
"Got it!"
The three little things saw Wen Xu's face, and couldn't help but be a little more honest, paying attention to their father's expression while shoeing rice.
Although the person is small, but the ability to look at the face is not small at all, and he was originally going to lie to his abnormal mother today, and he was a cute little thing, as soon as he saw Wen Xu's face change, he immediately became honest, digging vegetables by himself, mixing rice and eating by himself, there is no problem at all.
Children are like this, when someone is pampered, it is like having no hands and feet, and it is really time not to do it, let alone dressing and eating, three-year-old children can take their younger siblings to cook.
A family of five finished eating, three little things were in good spirits, they slept at noon, and in the evening, they slept in Erhua's nest again, and it was strange if they were not spiritual.
I saw that they all seemed to be wound up, and the scum who had just entered the house and was about to turn around was immediately caught by this little thing, pulling the ears of the ears, pulling the tails of the tails, and the last one climbed directly on the back, and the whole scum was already half stupid.
After Wen Xu turned his head to look at the scum, he continued to turn his head to eat his own food, as long as the scum did not play with his temperament, Wen Xu was not ready to care, when the scum wanted to play with his temperament, he would naturally have a pillar to clean up, and he would not need Wen Xu to interfere.
Shi Shang really said: "Don't make scum, Guangjing, if the scum pulls your ears, will it hurt?"
Seeing that his third son was about to twist the dog's ears into a handful of twists, Shi Shangzhen couldn't look at it a little.
"It doesn't hurt, I'm not working!"
The little guy said in a milky voice.
"You can't do it if you don't use your strength!" Shi Shangzhen said.
Hearing his mother say this, Guang Jing put down his hand stupidly, but as soon as his hand was put down, he grabbed the scum's neck again, and was ready to hang the scum by the neck with both hands crossed.
The scum really can't stand it, and the little things go crazy and put them on people, let alone a dog, so the scum is very bare and lies down on one side and pretends to be dead.
When it comes to pretending to be dead, scum is experienced, and this is the best skill! I saw that the scum not only lay down and opened his mouth, but also stretched out his tongue, hanging weakly on his mouth, and the most important thing is his eyes, at this time, the scum will magically become cross-eyed, focus his eyes on the tip of his nose, and then remain motionless.
The child saw that the scum was lying down, and after playing for a while, he felt that something was wrong.
Picking the eyes of the scum, breaking the mouth of the scum, and even shouting at the ears of the scum, the scum is also motionless, the child is not smart enough to try to breathe, check the heartbeat, but see the scum for a long time not move, a little thing is a little dumbfounded, although instinctively feel that the scum will not die, but in their opinion, even if they are not dead, they are also hurt by their own play, so they can't help but be careful.
Guang Jing looked at Guang Heng, Guang Heng looked at Guang Heng again, three little things, you look at me, I look at you!
Don't get me wrong, the little thing is not waiting for others to come up with ideas, but thinking about who to choose to carry this pot! The only thing the three of them know is that they are not going to carry it anyway!
"Dad, Mom, Brother Broke the Scum"
"Dad, Mom, I didn't get it, my brother did it!"
The two little hands pointed at each other, Guang Heng saw that he was pointing at his younger brother, but the elder brother was pointing at him, so he immediately changed his direction and pointed his finger at Guang Heng, and now it became two against one! Guang Jing and Guang Heng's little faces suddenly became proud.
Before the smiles of the two little ones could rise from the corners of their mouths, the scum got up from the ground and ran towards the door with a dead life.
This little thing was dumbfounded, and kept the posture of stretching out his hand and pointing at the other party with a confused look, and watched the scum slip out of the door with his small mouth wide open.