Chapter 21 This chapter is untitled
When Zeng Xiaoxian returned to the apartment, it was already more than three o'clock in the morning, opened the door of room 3601, and found that the light in the living room was still on, Hu Yifei was nesting on the sofa watching TV, Zeng Xiaoxian came over curiously, and wanted to know what type of TV show a violent woman like Hu Yifei would like. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"Holy!" Zeng Xiaoxian almost jumped when he saw Hu Yifei watching the TV show, "Plants vs. Zombies, you still watch cartoons." ”
"Why can't I watch cartoons," Hu Yifei was not surprised at Zeng Xiaoxian's sudden appearance, but just rolled his eyes at Zeng Xiaoxian and said: "People, you have to keep your childlike innocence all the time, do you understand." ”
"Can you keep your childlike innocence by reading cartoons?! This is the first time I've heard of such a statement. ”
"If you don't understand, you have to study with an open mind, do you understand Zeng Xiaoxian's children." Hu Yifei stuffed a handful of potato chips into his mouth and said.
"Yes, I understand," Zeng Xiaoxian pretended to be a child, "Aunt Hu, I also want to eat potato chips." ”
"No way!" Hu Yifei felt funny when she saw Zeng Xiaoxian pretending to be tender, but she was dissatisfied with Zeng Xiaoxian calling her aunt, which girl doesn't want to be younger than she is now, "Who is your aunt?!" You are the aunt, and your whole family is an aunt! As he spoke, he shook the potato chips in his hand.
Zeng Xiaoxian stretched out his hand to copy the potato chips in his arms, reached out and grabbed a few slices and ate them.
"Okay, Yifei, I was wrong, I made a mistake just now." After eating the potato chips, Zeng Xiaoxian expressed his mistake for calling Hu Yifei "Aunt Hu" just now.
Hu Yifei didn't speak, and continued to watch his cartoons seriously. "Yifei, there is no egg fried rice today?!" Zeng Xiaoxian saw that Hu Yifei ignored him, so he took matters into his own hands to look for it, but unfortunately he turned over the pots and pans and did not find the egg fried rice copied by Hu Yifei.
"Well, give." Hu Yifei watched Zeng Xiaoxian turn the kitchen upside down, and then reached out and handed Zeng Xiaoxian a thermos bucket at hand, Zeng Xiaoxian opened it and saw that it was egg fried rice that had already been copied, and it was still hot.
"Yifei, you're so good to me!" Zeng Xiaoxian said as he devoured egg fried rice.
"Don't forget to wash the dishes after eating, clean up the kitchen, and I'll go to bed." After Hu Yifei finished speaking, he turned off the TV that was playing and went back to his bedroom to sleep.
"It's over, it's over, I'm going to miss the appointment." Zeng Xiaoxian woke up and found that it was already more than ten o'clock in the morning. Zeng Xiaoxian remembered promising an enthusiastic listener named Da Chun during the live broadcast that he would go to his friend's house today to have a look, although there are many people in this world who do not keep their promises, but Zeng Xiaoxian is obviously not one of them.
Zeng Xiaoxian put on his clothes indiscriminately, rushed to the bathroom quickly, just opened the door of the bathroom, and before he could see what was inside, a pink fist came head-on, Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly dodged and wanted to dodge, but he was still hit on the shoulder, oh, w, w, he took several steps backwards, and didn't stop until his back was against the wall.
"Yifei, come out quickly, I'm in a hurry, I'm in a hurry." Zeng Xiaoxian saw Hu Yifei in the bathroom, but now that she closed the door, Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't care about the pain in the shoulder she had just been beaten, and said anxiously.
"Room 3601 has a rule that whenever you want to enter the bathroom, you must knock on the door first." Hu Yifei's voice came out of the bathroom unhurriedly.
"When, Yifei, don't make trouble, I'm really anxious! Open the door. Zeng Xiaoxian looked at the clock hanging in the living room and said anxiously.
"No, you have to knock first!" Hu Yifei insisted on implementing the room rules of 3601.
"Okay, then I'll knock." Zeng Xiaoxian reluctantly knocked on the washing door three times, and Hu Yifei opened the door.
"You must remember to knock on the door in the future, otherwise," Hu Yifei threatened with a wave of his fist. "Alright, alright, I got it." Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly went into the bathroom.
By the time Zeng Xiaoxian finished washing up and was about to go out, the hour hand was already pointing to eleven o'clock.
"Yifei, can you lend me your car to drive it?" Zeng Xiaoxian said to Hu Yifei, who was watching cartoons on the sofa.
"You?!" Hu Yifei took a closer look at Zeng Xiaoxian and said, "Let's talk about it when you learn to drive!" ”
"I'll drive, I have a driver's license!" Zeng Xiaoxian retorted.
"You haven't driven a driver's license since you got it, have you? Do you still have a clear throttle and brake? Is it right to start with three nods? Hu Yifei said with a mocking look on his face that Zeng Xiaoxian failed to drive last time.
"Forget it," Zeng Xiaoxian was told by Hu Yifei that he was about to lose his self-esteem as a man, and secretly decided in his heart that he must buy a car as soon as possible.
Just when Zeng Xiaoxian opened the door and was about to go out, Hu Yifei suddenly asked, "Where are you going?" ”
"I want you to care, who are you," Zeng Xiaoxian said angrily.
"Then do you still want to use my car?!" Hu Yifei said with an accent on the word car.
"You mean, you're going to lend me a car?" Zeng Xiaoxian thought he had misheard.
"It's not! I mean, if you ask me to go out with you, I can give you a free driver. Hu Yifei said what he thought.
"You? Be my driver?! Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't believe his ears.
"What? You don't want to? Hu Yifei looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with a threatening gaze, revealing that if you don't want to, please bear the consequences.
"W-okay." Zeng Xiaoxian compromised under the threat of Hu Yifei's gaze.
"Where are we going now?" Hu Yifei asked while sitting in the driver's seat.
"520 Happiness Avenue."
"That's the LC area, what are you doing there?" Hu Yifei looked like he wanted to break the casserole and ask the bottom of the question.
"Why do you ask so much? Just by car. ”
"If you don't say it, the old lady won't go," Hu Yifei looked like if you didn't tell me, I would pick on it.
"Friends who go to see, you can drive quickly, it's going to be twelve o'clock."
"Male, female?"
"You talk a lot!"
"I just want to know."
"Man, it's good if you come along."
"That's what you said," Hu Yifei was very satisfied with this answer.
The car drove into the Avenue of Happiness, Zeng Xiaoxian looked at the streets that were becoming more and more familiar, and he had a feeling of homesickness.
"That's number 520?!" Hu Yifei looked at the slightly busy street and asked.
"I don't know," Zeng replied.
"Then you get out of the car and ask!" Hu Yifei pushed Zeng Xiaoxian out of the car and asked him to ask for directions.
"Why is this so remote?! You can't be mistaken, right?! Hu Yifei questioned Zeng Xiaoxian's question.
"What a joke, how could I be mistaken! You keep going, and there's nothing wrong with that. Zeng Xiaoxian said confidently.
After another three or five minutes, "You must be mistaken!" Hu Yifei didn't believe Zeng Xiaoxian's guidance, and stopped the car directly.
"Hehe, you can't be mistaken, I'll ask again." Zeng Xiaoxian also said confidently, and took the initiative to get out of the car to ask for directions again.