When a person arrives in a new environment, he will always habitually live in a group, because people are social animals, and Wang Haoran is no exception, surfing the Internet with his roommates in the Internet café all afternoon, until a group of people leave the Internet café.

A few people went out of the Internet café to find a place to eat under the leadership of Zheng Hailong, and finally chose a small restaurant not far from the school gate.

The hotel is not big, in order to increase the business area, each box is designed to be very small, a few people also randomly chose a box to sit down, the waiter brought a pot of tea in, said hello and turned to leave, and closed the door before leaving.

Zheng Hailong got up and carried the teapot to fill the cups in front of everyone in turn, and then opened the menu and said: "Brother, I don't have a big package, my hometown is not a place, the taste must be different, you order a dish first, and I will do the rest." ”

Except for Zheng Hailong and Li Wenkai, who are natives of Jinling, the remaining few people in the dormitory come from all over the world, and the tastes they have cultivated since childhood must be different, Zheng Hailong's words are very comfortable.

After a day of silent observation, Wang Haoran found that Zheng Hailong, the boss in his dormitory, was not like a student who had never been out of school, he was bold, and his life was obviously very old-fashioned, coupled with the fact that he was obviously much older than a few people, Wang Haoran guessed that the other party should have been in society.

Probably a little embarrassed, several other people ordered a vegetarian dish, and when it was their turn, Wang Haoran was not polite, and ordered a plate of steamed soft-shelled turtle.

Zheng Hailong took the menu, glanced at it, and said with a smile: "Look at the few of you, except for the dishes of the sixth order, what are the rest, shoot cucumbers, shredded potatoes, one or two are vegetarians, especially the third child, is your figure a vegetarian?" ”

After speaking, Zheng Hailong brushed a few strokes on the menu, ordered three or four dishes, all of which were big meat, and then chose a dish of braised peanuts in oil, and then said to everyone: "What do you say about wine?

Everyone has just entered the university, and it is good to have drunk beer before, and the signal unanimously said that it is okay to only drink beer, Zheng Hailong nodded, "That's okay, beer is beer, let's have two boxes first, our brother's goal today is not to get drunk and not return, and the military training will be done after tomorrow, and there will be nothing to do tomorrow after today." ”

After Zheng Hailong finished speaking, he took the menu to the front desk, and then returned to the box, seeing that everyone was looking at him and smiling evilly, a little confused, "What are you laughing at?"

Everyone only laughed and didn't answer, and finally said to Zhuang Zhuang, laughing and saying: "Just now someone said that someone once peed on the front of the BMW after being drunk, and the most important thing is that there is a beautiful woman sitting in the car, does the boss have such a thing?"

As soon as Zheng Hailong heard it, he knew that he was sure of what Li Wenkai said, no way, several other people didn't know each other before, who else could this messy thing he used to do besides Li Wenkai, who grew up together and published novels, and suddenly said speechlessly: "Okay, you Kaizi, you have to tell your brother this mess again, do you want my brother to tell everyone about your disguising as a man?"

Hearing this, Li Wenkai said a little speechlessly: "Brother, I was wrong, don't mention this stubble?"

Don't mention which line, anyway, the dish hasn't been served yet, and if you are idle, you will be idle, so everyone urged Zheng Hailong to say it, and when Zheng Hailong finished speaking, a group of people laughed and lay down.

It turns out that Zheng Hailong and Li Wenkai are not only from Jinling, but also live in the same community, and their families have been neighbors for more than ten years.

Li Wenkai ranked second in the family, and there was an older brother at the door, in that era when family planning was so cruel and strict, if it weren't for Li Wenkai's parents who wanted a daughter, could there be Li Wenkai in this world or two, after Li Wenkai's mother became pregnant, she tried her best to give birth to Li Wenkai, and it turned out to be a boy, which made Li Wenkai's mother very disappointed, but the boy is a boy, and he can't do without giving birth to it, but probably in the mind of wanting a daughter, Li Wenkai's childhood has been dressed as a girl by his mother, not only wearing those clothes that only colorful girls wear, but also leaving a small braid, coupled with a handsome appearance, it's just a lively little Lori.

Even Li Wenkai himself told the teacher that he was a girl until he went to elementary school, and when he walked into the women's toilet, he was scolded by a group of female classmates as "a monster with a little JJ", and finally under the teacher's criticism, Li Wenkai knew that he was a **cute girl.

Children also have self-esteem, and after losing such a big face, Li Wenkai said that he didn't want to go to school anymore, and finally he was willing to go to school after his parents promised not to let him wear some strange clothes.

This story is more bizarre than Zheng Hailong's, coupled with Zheng Hailong's vivid tone, there seems to be a cute little Lori in everyone's minds, and one or two look at the second brother in the dormitory with a very strange look.

Li Wenkai's scalp was numb when he was looked at by everyone, and he said a little speechlessly: "Look at it, I don't believe you haven't done any strange things when you were young." ”

Everyone has done strange things when they were children, but if no one knows, it doesn't count, everyone doesn't speak, they still stare at Li Wenkai, Xiang Zhuangzhuang doesn't know whether he is stunned or his brain is short-circuited, and blurted out: "Second brother will go back to the dormitory later, you dress up as a woman and show me, it must be beautiful!"

Li Wenkai's face changed, and he shouted: "I'm pretending to be you, you dead fat man is teasing your second brother, I have to give you some color today." ”

Two people

After speaking, he rushed towards Xiang Zhuangzhuang, and the two started fighting.

Xiang Zhuangzhuang looks stronger than Li Wenkai, but it is all fat, and his strength is really not as strong as Li Wenkai, and he can't break free when he is strangled by Li Wenkai's neck, so he begged for mercy: "Second brother, I was wrong, adults don't remember villains, let me go." ”

"No, unless you promise to come back to the dormitory tonight and dress as a woman, I'll spare you. ”

"No, second brother, with my figure, I don't look like a girl. ”

"Haven't you heard of Yang Guifei?"

The conversation between the two made several other people laugh.

This is probably the worst time Yang Guifei has been hacked.

Although the Tang Dynasty had the aesthetic concept of "fat is beautiful", the so-called fat is at most plump.

Just when Li Wenkai was about to ask Xiang Zhuang to sign N unequal treaties, the door of the box was opened, and two waiters walked in with dishes.

Xiang Zhuangzhuang finally escaped, there were outsiders, and everyone was not good to continue to make trouble, one by two returned to the appearance of the eight classics, and after the waiter left, everyone began to move the chopsticks.

This meal was eaten for two or three hours one after another, not only were the dishes on the table swept away, but six people drank more than three boxes of beer alone, and an average of seven or eight bottles per person, and when a group of people walked out of the restaurant, except for Gu Xiaoshi and Zheng Hailong, who were a little better, the other people were already drunk and couldn't see the way, and even Wang Haoran felt dizzy.