Chapter 093: Becoming a Sperm
This time the black squirrel was thrown by the scum, as soon as the goods entered the door, the black squirrel was discovered, the little thing stood on the branch of the tree with a small arm and threw the nuts in the hand at the scum, after losing one, its daughter-in-law immediately brought it another one with her mouth, and the male and female stood on the tree and started a fire on the scum under the tree. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
The scum was stunned as soon as he entered the door, and happily prepared to go back to the yard to eat, who knew that he had just entered the courtyard gate and was thrown on the door of his head, screaming in pain, and turned around with his small eyes and did not find who threw himself.
Knock!
The nuts smashed into the scum's skull and made a sound, which showed how hard the black squirrel threw the nuts! Now the whole courtyard was left with the wails of the scum and the happy cries of the squirrels.
Wen Xu was a little stunned at this moment, staring at the peanuts, pine nuts and other fruits from the branches to the scum's skull.
This black squirrel is about to become a sperm, no matter how the scum dodges or dodge, the fruit it throws down will definitely hit the scum head, and it is also the middle of the two ears to the top of the eyes, this quasi-head must be so accurate for ordinary people to throw.
The scum was thrown more than a dozen times, then he became smart, retreated to the gate of the yard, stretched out his head to look at the yard, at this time the scum found the black squirrel on the branch, but now the black squirrel has changed a lot, it can't recognize it anyway, this black big squirrel is a little squirrel that he brought back a week ago.
Seeing that the scum was hiding at the gate of the courtyard, the black squirrel gave up attacking the scum, and at this time, the red squirrel slipped from the tree pole to the courtyard, and began to slowly collect the nuts thrown by the black squirrel all over the yard. And this red squirrel has a very high IQ, and knows that the nuts in the yard are gathered first, piled at Wen Xu's feet, and then transported to his home 'mouthful'.
The scum was very pitiful at this time, standing at the door with his whole body hiding behind the door frame, a dog looked at his own food bowl in the courtyard with his head and eyes, and kept whispering and whining.
However, when it looked up and saw the black squirrel standing on the branch, it immediately became dejected.
"Woooo
As a dog, the scum finally gave full play to his strengths, and he knew how to find the master for things that he couldn't do, and stretched his neck and howled at Wen Xu, who was sitting on the recliner: Shovel, what are you looking at, Lao Tzu is hungry, don't you see it? Either drive this black-haired monster away, or bring Lao Tzu's food bowl!
Wen Xucai was not interested in caring about the scum, and the scum kept howling at him, so he said: "If you want to eat, come in, let the family fight comfortably, and it will be fine, you are about to bite others to death, and you can't let people beat you a few times?"
After speaking, Wen Xu lay down directly on the chair and continued to read the book.
When the scum saw it, he immediately screamed at Wen Xu, very dissatisfied!
It's a pity that no matter how it is called, Wen Xu just doesn't care.
After howling for a while, the scum also understood that his successor shoveled and was obviously not as concerned about himself as the previous one, but the temptation of food was too great, and he had not eaten a drop of food since he ran out in the morning, so he had to go in to eat anyway.
Thinking like this, the scum planned to rush into the courtyard head-on, just puffed up the courage to go to the courtyard, and after entering the courtyard, he was only hit twice, and the scum retreated to the gate of the courtyard, looking at his food bowl in a daze.
Just when the scum was secretly sad, there was a cheerful conversation on the path not far away.
"Uncle and grandfather's house came to a black and big squirrel, this little thing is very powerful, you see, the purple block on my head is smashed by it, it hurts, and my tears are coming down......"
Needless to introduce, the one who spoke was a big Leizi.
"Leizi, you are, how can a squirrel be so strong, it won't be a monkey"
"Da Lin, I'm not talking nonsense, I'll know when you see it"
"Brother Leizi, do you say that there is anything delicious at your uncle's house!" A crisp girl spoke, this girl is the daughter of Wen Guangli's family, Yuanbei's younger sister, nicknamed Ermaoya.
"Ermaoya, you know how to eat! Uncle Xu's family can eat less! You haven't looked at Uncle Xu's car, one wheel is enough for your family to gnaw for half a year," said Wen Yuanshan, who was in the group of children.
"How do you know how much your uncle's wheels are worth!"
"My mother and my aunt and grandmother said" Yuan Shan Hui is right, the so-called uncle and grandmother is a local dialect, referring to grandma.
Just like that, a group of little babies came to the gate of Wen Xu's yard together.
"Uncle, let's come to your house to watch the squirrel!"
A sentence came out of the mouths of several people, and it suddenly seemed very lively.
"Look at the squirrel, come in!" Wen Xu saw that there were so many children, and immediately stood up from the recliner and stretched out his hand to the tree: "Oh!
The black squirrel is still paying attention to the whereabouts of the scum at the door, and he doesn't care much about the arrival of these little babies.
"It's really big!" As soon as Yuan Lin saw such a big black squirrel, he immediately looked surprised on his small face.
Da Shanzi was also stupid at this time, looking up at the big squirrel on the branch: "It's black and big, what kind of squirrel is this, why does it grow so big!"
The scum was rare at this time, and after a while, he saw a group of children standing in the courtyard, and immediately shrank his head and jumped into the courtyard.
The black squirrel stood tall and looked far away, where could Xiao Jiujiu, who wanted to fool the scum, hide it from the squirrel standing on the branch, and raised his little arm, and immediately a peanut smashed over according to the scum's brain.
Syllable!
Oh... Oh!
The screams of the scum immediately rang out, but at this time the scum did not retreat, and rushed directly to his own food bowl, rushed to his own food bowl and immediately opened his big mouth, dragged the food bowl to the pot house, and took five or six beats along the way, and finally dragged the pot to the pot house.
The dolls under the tree, when they heard the first snap, they were frightened by the strength of the squirrel, and a few of them shivered and couldn't stop shivering.
Da Lei was very proud, pointed to the purple spot on his head and said: "Did you see it, did you see it! I didn't lie, this squirrel is like this...... Domineering!"
I don't know where this kid learned the new words, but after thinking for a while, he spit out the word domineering from his mouth.
"Wow, what a great squirrel!" Ermaoya looked at the squirrel on the branch with a look of anticipation.
After looking forward to it, Ermaoya grabbed her brother Yuanbei's sleeve: "Brother, I also want a squirrel like this, you can catch it for me!"
Yuan Bei listened and scratched his head that was about to be shaved into a bald scoop: "I can't catch this squirrel, unless I find a few more people to go to the net!"
As soon as I heard about the net, the children next to me immediately came to the spirit again, everyone look at me, I see that you can't help but show a hint of a thief's smile on your little face.
Wen Xu came out of the house at this time, and an iron box filled with candy or something, and brought it to the children: "Eat something!"
"Oh!
A bunch of small things saw that there were candy, and what kind of bread and the like, immediately shifted their eyes to the food, rushed up, a pair of small hands reached into the iron box, and after a while, the iron box in Wen Xu's hand was empty, and the small pockets of these little babies were all bulging.
"Uncle, has anyone put your big white cow?" if not, I'll put it for you," the kid Yuanbei asked while eating.
"I'll put it for you too"
"I can help you herd the cattle too, uncle!"
Even Ermaoya came over to join in the fun, and a group of little guys rushed to help Wen Xu herd cattle.
The reason why I say this is that I am worried about the delicious food on my side, or I am worried about something else, and as for the third possibility, there is no such thing as eating or playing, do you really expect them to contribute to the four modernizations now?
Thinking of this, Wen Xu squatted down and touched the little sheep's horn whip on Ermaoya's head twice: "There is no need to herd cattle, the white cow of my uncle's family knows to come back when it is full, and no one needs to let it go!"
The little white cow is now a little bigger, but it is not too obvious, every morning out to graze, when it gets dark, he knows that he is back in the yard, there is a small tank in the west corner of the yard, that is his food bowl, there will be some concentrates in it, rice husk wheat bran, soybean cake or something, it is considered to be a meal for the white cow.
As soon as the little ones heard this, they stopped talking one by one, Wen Xu didn't know what the idea of these boys was, but he knew that as soon as these little things got on the pole, there must be no good thing.
"Uncle and grandpa, this little bread is not as delicious as the town!" Ermao girl didn't have so much thought about the male baby, and her eyes only fell on the food in her hand.
While nibbling on the small bread in his hand, he said to Wen Xu: "Next time you want to buy it, go to that house, just ...... east of the town."
The little girl spoke sharply, but it was a little inarticulate to say what direction she said, and after talking for a long time, Wen Xu didn't understand which one in the town she was talking about.
Brother Yuanbei really couldn't listen to it anymore, and said directly: "Ermaoya, you can eat what your uncle and grandfather give, and you will pick up three or four!"
"It's okay, it's okay!" Wen Xu saw that the little girl's mouth was flattened, and she wanted to howl, so she immediately reached out and gently rubbed Ermaoya's head: "Wait for a few days, uncle and grandfather will make a stove and bake bread for you to eat."
Wen Xu said it casually, but the children were very happy when they heard this, for such a big child, there are three things that I like the most, the first is instant noodles, the second is ham sausage, and the third is bread.
"Really?" Ermaoya asked with a snort.
Wen Xu said: "Really, I will ask you to give birth to Uncle Guangsheng in two days, build me a stove, when my uncle and grandfather were in school, they could work in a very expensive Western restaurant, and this craft was ...... learned from a French chef."
When Da Lei heard this, he immediately said: "Quick, Uncle Xu, tell us about it!"
"Oh, listen to the story!" Ermaoya's face immediately turned cloudy and clear, and she clapped her hands happily.
Wen Xu saw that the children's interest was high, so he sat on the recliner with several little hairy heads around him, and began to talk about his freshman year of doing small jobs for people in a Western restaurant. I think it's funny to talk about it now, but it wasn't a good experience at the time, and I was called like a grandson.