Chapter 2 I'm Really Too South!
"But I like Bunny Duck so much!" Roaring Tian's expression looked very aggrieved, he didn't understand why Tutu didn't like him! Obviously he was so cute! The second brother often said that he was vigorous and handsome, and he was the best hunting dog! The second brother often hugged him and buried him in his dog's belly to suck and suck~
"Warn you!!Five hundred meters away from me!!!Or I'll blow your dog's head!" The fierce god threatened the sky, she was just a rabbit! plus the rabbit age in the mortal world, she was only three months old!
Looking at the whining sky licking her balls, the black lines in capital letters are about to overflow the screen!!Who can tell her why the dog licks D eggs like a cat!!
What kind of god can really raise such a stupid and undisciplined dog....
For the sake of her rabbit life, stay away from the roaring sky, and stay away from the two (changing) Lang (state) gods!
If it's a normal dog, sucking a dog isn't a strange behavior. But!
MD: Whistling is a dog that transforms into a big man!!
Imagine a cold handsome guy sucking on another man with a face!Emmmm, what about the handsome Yang Jian in her childhood??? pay me back!!
Tutu complained expressionlessly about the master and servant, and he was not a good dog, he thought it was a fierce and serious dog like a Shandong dog! I didn't expect it to be a husky wearing the skin of a Shandong dog!
Hmm, you ask, why does the rabbit not change its human form to avoid being licked by the roaring sky (anti)?
Because she was a mortal rabbit when she crossed over, although she was reborn with the Chang'e chicken dog ascending to heaven, but her mana was very poor! A dog like Roaring Heaven, which has been in heaven for hundreds of years, can already become human, but it can only last for a relatively short time.
She could only conjure up a human head!!
What the hell is a human head??? can a rabbit with a human head see it?!Who did the setting!True God TM can play!When she transforms into a human head, the most hateful thing is that the skull is too heavy, causing her to hit her head on the ground all the time when she walks!
Because he likes to chase rabbits, Roaring Tian has been off duty for several days, which led to him being locked up in a cage by Erlang God when he went back yesterday! But it doesn't matter, Roaring is a smart dog! When the second brother went to work the next day, he pretended to have a stomachache and attracted the Meishan brothers to release him! While they went to Lao Jun to get the pill, he sneaked away!
"Oh! You're here! We've been looking for you for a long time! The second master is about to get sick! Come back with me!" came a man with white hair and long arms, he was one of the Meishan brothers under the throne of Erlang, the white ape Yuan Hong, and now his expression looked very anxious.
When Lu Tian saw him, he immediately stopped pretending to be pitiful, his ears stood upright, and his tail shook back and forth, "Yuan Hong, is the second brother on duty?" and then turned his head to Tutu and said, "Tutu, I'll come to play with you tomorrow!"
Then, Roaring Heaven grabbed the hem of Yuan Hong's clothes and began to rush back to the True Monarch Hall frantically!
"Slow.... Slow... Vomit... Slow down...!!" I could only hear the words left by Yuan Hong in the air, it seems that this man has experienced a life and death speed, I hope he will be fine when he arrives at the True Monarch Palace, Amen.
Tutu felt sorry for the white ape in his heart, and it was not easy for the six Meishan brothers to have such a master and the master's dog. But....
All this is compared to the one in her house, alas..... Really..... I really am too southern!!