Chapter 6: A Retarded

College is a place where people are easy to be lazy, although not all college students have such slack ideas, but for the vast majority of college students, they will still try their best to find all kinds of reasons to get up late every morning.

In the past, Huang Xiaoming was an expert in this area, but now he has a plan in his heart, so he didn't open his eyes as usual at almost 12 noon.

There were two days of time to recuperate at the beginning of the university, and Yang Huan and Tian Xiaojian, who had nothing to do, went to the Internet café to surf the Internet last night, and they simply never came back, so after an all-night stay at the Internet café, the two came back and fell asleep, and when Huang Xiaoming and Zhang Yu got up one after another in the morning, the two melon babies were already asleep in bed.

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Going out to buy a computer today, this is what Huang Xiaoming decided last night, after all, it is still very inconvenient to engage in creating and writing novels, and it is still very inconvenient to have no computer, so he said to Zhang Yu, who had sobered up and came to drink, Zhang Yu, who had nothing to do, said that he would go together.

Zhang Yu is the same as himself, he is a baby from the countryside, and in the development of interests, Zhang Yu and himself also have similarities, he likes to create, he used to sit in front of the computer all day long to code words, and Zhang Yu likes to program, sitting in front of the computer all day long to write code.

To tell the truth, Zhang Yu's attainments in computers are still very high, and this attainment is not reflected in the fact that if someone has a problem with the computer in the dormitory, Zhang Yu will fix it in three times and divide five by two, but in his super software writing ability!

'In his previous life', when he didn't graduate from college, Zhang Yu wrote two or three kinds of PC software on his own, one of which was a very practical web search engine in 2017, similar to the existence of Baidu in 17!

You must know that when Zhang Yu wrote such software, he was just a hairy boy who stayed in school, so it is enough to see how rebellious his talent in computer programming is.

However, Zhang Yu, who has a super high talent in programming, later met villains in the process of founding a technology company, whether it was software source code or the company's starting capital, all of which were swept away overnight by his unusually trusted partner!

Later, I heard that he returned to his hometown in Nanchuan, and later, he lost contact with everyone......

Huang Xiaoming, who knew the direction of Zhang Yu's 'previous life', thought of Zhang Yu's past at this moment, and couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed in his heart, after all, such a computer genius was becoming more and more depressed because he was framed by a sinister villain, and he was really a little jealous of talent!

But after a little silence, Huang Xiaoming's mood returned to normal again, now that he has returned to 07, he can't let such a tragedy happen to his brother again, as long as he painstakingly dissuades, or help Zhang Yu find another way out, presumably Zhang Yu will not ignore his own opinions.

So the knot in his heart was untied, and Huang Xiaoming did not delay any longer, and Zhang Yu washed up one after another, and then went out of the school gate and went straight to the Liberation Monument Times Digital Square.

In 07, Yuqing had any light rail line 1 and line 2, and Yuqing University was more than ten kilometers away from the Liberation Monument, and it was estimated that it was almost noon when I walked over, so I went out of the school gate, and Huang Xiaoming and Zhang Yu called directly at the door.

Although he doesn't have much money in his hand now, and he still has a little more than 4,000 left after paying the tuition, and it will cost money to buy a computer later, but because the matter of buying a computer is more urgent, Huang Xiaoming finally decided to spend the dozens of yuan in taxi money.

Yuda to the Liberation Monument is about forty or fifty minutes by car, Huang Xiaoming sat in the car in addition to a few words with Zhang Yu from time to time, and then silently looked out the window at 07 Yuqing, as for the matter of buying a computer later, there is Zhang Yu, a computer genius, and he is not worried about being pitted.

The main task of coming out this time was to buy a computer, so after getting out of the car, Huang Xiaoming and Zhang Yu didn't hang out much in the Liberation Monument, and after entering the Times Digital Plaza, they went straight to the computer area on the second floor.

07 years, computers are not very popular in China, generally only some families in first-tier cities, there will be desktop computers at home, and most of them are the kind with big bellies, as for Huang Xiaoming, who was born in the countryside, not to mention him, it is the people of the whole village, 07 years, few people have ever seen a computer, let alone buy one at home.

So now, even on the second floor of the relatively large Times Digital Plaza in Yuqing, there are not many customers who buy computers.

Following Zhang Yu browsed the various showcases in the computer area on the second floor, Huang Xiaoming didn't find anything he particularly liked, although he Huang Xiaoming is a computer idiot, he doesn't know anything about motherboards, hard disks, CPUs, etc., but after experiencing the convenience of modern scientific and technological achievements in 2017, he really can't raise any interest when he looks back at these latest laptops in 07.

If it weren't for writing novels to accumulate start-up capital, he would rather choose a dog leash now in the face of the latest notebooks in these showcases......

But complaining and complaining, the computer still has to be bought, so I browsed it again with Zhang Yu, and finally the two focused on a black notebook in the Sony counter.

"You take this out and show it to us. Walking to the Sony counter one after another, Zhang Yu greeted the counter lady.

Seeing that Huang Xiaoming and Zhang Yu were interested in the computer at the counter, and the two of them were dressed as college freshmen, the counter lady couldn't help but smile more brightly than usual on her delicate cheeks with light makeup.

After all, generally speaking, this kind of money for college freshmen is best cheated ......

"Two handsome guys, you really have a vision!"

"This VGN-S56C is Sony's latest model to be launched this year, with a 13.3-inch screen, a 1.86G Hz CPU main screen, 2MB of L2 cache, and 128MB of video memory...... The appearance is exquisite and fashionable, using the high-quality baking paint imported from Eagle Country, which is now the favorite brand computer of college students!"

"Just now, when you didn't come, the customer who bought it the day before yesterday called me and asked me if I still had this computer here, saying that his roommate and his little aunt also wanted one!"

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Although there were a lot of things said by the counter lady with exquisite makeup and a good figure in front of him, he didn't understand much Huang Xiaoming, but he still felt that this counter lady was really suitable to be a counter lady......

This mouthful, it's simple!

Took the computer handed over by the counter lady to Zhang Yu, Zhang Yu debugged back and forth for a few minutes, looked at the performance of the computer, and felt that the computer configuration was basically the same as what the counter lady said, and then said casually to Huang Xiaoming.

So after getting an exact answer, Huang Xiaoming subconsciously glanced at the price, 4998!

"I'm not even 5,000 yet!"

Pouted, Huang Xiaoming scolded in his heart, in fact, this can't blame him Huang Xiaoming for being superficial, after all, the existence of words like 'no treacherous business' has a certain truth, just imagine, although 4998 says that it is more than 4,000 yuan, but few people will be full of joy because of the two dollars found when they pay 5,000 yuan and are found two yuan......

So the computer was put down, and Huang Xiaoming turned around and left.

"Hey, this handsome guy, what are you going to do?"

Seeing Huang Xiaoming turn around and leave, the counter lady who was full of joy and thought that she could make a big deal of it couldn't help but feel a little anxious at the moment, so Yuqing's words jumped out.

Huang Xiaoming, who was pulled by the arm of the counter lady who walked out of the counter and turned his back to the counter lady, showed a slight chuckle on his face, and then Huang Xiaoming turned his head, glanced at the notebook with reluctance, and said with a 'tangled' face:

"When I started school, my mother told me that when the family sold the bud grain (corn), she would buy me a laptop, and I wanted to listen to my mother, and I didn't buy tender (you) miles if I had 3,800 in my pocket. ”

The authentic Nanhe dialect came out of the mouth of Huang Xiaoming, who had a 'tangled' face, without the slightest problem, and then the counter lady who was standing in front of Huang Xiaoming began to be confused after listening to it......

Not only the counter lady was like this, but even Zhang Yu, who came with Huang Xiaoming, was very surprised when he suddenly heard the Nanhe dialect in Huang Xiaoming's mouth, but fortunately, everyone had dinner together yesterday and knew in advance that Huang Xiaoming was a normal person, so after listening to Huang Xiaoming's mentally retarded Nanhe dialect, Zhang Yu couldn't bear to laugh on the spot!

was a little confused by Huang Xiaoming's Nanhe words for a while, so the counter lady turned her head to look at Zhang Yu, and Zhang Yu saw the inquiring gaze of the counter lady, and then forced a smile and stretched out his finger to point to his head, and then turned around twice.

So after that, the counter lady, who understood what was going on, tried to win over Huang Xiaoming again:

"Handsome ......"

"Your mother, there is a possibility that you lied to your ......"

"If you buy it now, I can give you a bargain. ”

"It's impossible for my mother to deceive me !!"

As soon as the counter lady's voice landed, Huang Xiaomingxuan responded with a tough attitude, and the way she spoke looked like she was really angry......

However, if you think that the story will end here, then you really underestimate Xiao Ming's acting skills......

Huang Xiaoming choked back with a tough attitude before, and the counter lady saw that Huang Xiaoming seemed to be a little angry, and she was a little scared and didn't dare to speak, so Sony couldn't help but stage a strange silence in front of the counter, but this silence didn't last long in front of the counter, and Huang Xiaoming's authentic Nanhe dialect broke it again:

"Can you really be cheap?"

The embarrassing silence was broken by Huang Xiaoming, and the counter lady, who had thought that her business was yellow, nodded happily again when she heard this.

"How much cheaper can you get?"

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"I have three thousand eight ......"

Huang Xiaoming may really be able to be an actor, and at this moment, the mentally handicapped teenager can't help but be tempted by the two-egg appearance, which can be said to be vividly shown by him.

"Three thousand eight is three thousand eight!"

Such a superb intellectual retardation is really rare to see, and the big deal is to make less money, so the counter lady gritted her teeth and shouted a price!

"Huh~"

"That's not right! 3,000 and 8 are all for you, what do I eat!What do I drink!" The actor continued to play.

"And how much do you say?"

"Three thousand five, I'll leave three hundred to eat!" Huang Xiaoming replied very confidently, like a mentally retarded.

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"Hoo ......"

"Deal !!"

After taking a deep breath, the counter lady with a somewhat wrong face finally opened her mouth to answer the best 'mentally retarded', presumably if she should not go down again, she would definitely be 'tortured' to madness by this mentally retarded......

The counter lady, who wanted to make a lot of money, finally chose to compromise, so after that, the corners of the mouth of the 'mentally retarded' Huang Xiaoming were covered with a slight arc......

Unpacked, inspected, packaged, and filled in the form, the counter lady with no smile on her face was done in one go, and then the 'mentally retarded' Huang Xiaoming was ready to pay the bill, but before he could swipe the card, a strange but familiar gentle female voice suddenly came from behind him, and then Huang Xiaoming's slightly thin and thin figure was instantly stiff:

"Sister......

"Please install a ...... for me."