Chapter 43: On the Use of Toilets
43. On the use of toilets
With my patient explanation, the four people sitting around the wooden table were sitting in a precarious position, sometimes nodding and sometimes frowning, it could be seen that they were listening very seriously, although the land lord did not live in the guest room on the second floor, but he also listened very seriously, I was very pleased!
“…… Next, we have to go to the hands-on operation, the theory must be linked to the practice, in order to make you understand more thoroughly, follow me to ......! I finished my breath at the end of my breath, turned around and walked towards the stairs leading to the second floor. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Seeing this, the four people sitting around the wooden table stood up and followed.
The group came to the second floor and stood still, I looked left and right, raised my hand and pushed open a door and walked in, then turned on the bathroom light, turned around and looked at the four people behind me, "Which of you came first...... ”
The four of them listened to my questioning and immediately looked at each other.
I smiled and said, "No, you're all heroes, is it possible that a bathroom will make you daunting?" This is not the work of a hero! ”
Chen Jinnan and Zhanzhao listened to my words, their faces turned red all of a sudden, their expressions were full of nervousness and fear, although Li Li standing beside him couldn't see timidity, but I could clearly feel that he was a little hesitant, this kid should still be afraid of what happened before.
"Or am I ......?" I said tentatively as I looked at the four of them.
Before I could finish speaking, the Lord of the Land, who was only as tall as my chest, looked up at me and whispered slowly, "Or...... I'll give it a try! ”
"Hmm!" I looked at the land lord in front of me and nodded approvingly, "Okay, our land lord has given you a good start, you have to learn from the land lord, learn from his spirit of not being afraid of dirt and tiredness, not afraid of hardship and not afraid of death, uh...... I'm sorry, what ......, Uncle Zhang, please ......! I casually rambled nonsense and hurriedly made a gesture of please.
The land lord didn't mind what he said to me, and walked into the bathroom with his feet up.
Watching him walk into the bathroom, the three people behind him hurriedly stepped forward and looked in cautiously, I pouted and looked over.
To tell the truth, I have a lot of confidence in the land lord, not because I want to slap him, but because his identity is there, first, he is a god, although he is just a small earth fairy in charge of a land, but in the final analysis, it is not comparable to us ordinary people, and secondly, his age is the oldest among these goods, as the saying goes, he has eaten more salt than other people's rice, and the bridge he has walked is ...... than the road others have walked!
"Oops......!" Just when my mind was full of cranky thoughts, the sound of falling suddenly sounded in the bathroom, followed by the cry of pain from the land lord.
Damn, when I didn't say anything before.
I didn't have time to think about it, I pushed open the door and rushed into the bathroom, and as soon as I rushed into the bathroom, I saw the land lord lying on the ground and soaking wet, and beside him, the faucet on the washbasin was running boiling water.
"Uncle Zhang......, Uncle Zhang, are you okay......?" I hurriedly stepped forward to support the land lord, looked at him with concern and asked.
Lord Di was helped by me to stand up slowly, grinning and touching his ass, "Shopkeeper, these things...... It shouldn't be the ...... that an old man like me should touch! ”
"Slow down!" I helped him out of the bathroom step by step and sat him down on the edge of the bed.
Looking at the appearance of the land lord soaking his teeth all over, and looking at the three pieces of goods behind him with a timid face, my heart has never collapsed, it turns out that my life skills training this time is a failure, theoretical learning and practical operation are not well combined, which eventually led to the land lord falling to the ground and being injured, I must learn the lessons of failure and do my best to do a good job in training!
'Bang Bang ......! ’
I clapped my palms and attracted the attention of the four people, "I summarized it just now, the main reason for Uncle Zhang's injury is to blame me, I didn't show it to you personally, so it will lead to this accident, now, I want to show you how to use the faucet, you must read it carefully!" With that, I turned around and walked into the bathroom.
Listening to my words, Chen Jinnan and Zhanzhao looked at each other, although both of them were holding swords in their hands, but at this time, the expressions on their faces clearly showed that they were two ignorant children, and the land lord sitting on the bed saw me walking into the bathroom, and hurriedly let Li Li help himself up, and followed the three people to the bathroom door tremblingly.
I walked into the bathroom and looked around the layout, like other guest room toilets, there were only a few simple things in the bathroom of less than ten square meters, flushing toilets, shower heads, wash basins and vanity mirrors, "You see, in fact, the correct use of faucets is like this...... As I spoke, I reached out and turned on the faucet.
'Bang ......'
Almost at the same time as I turned on the faucet, there was a loud noise, the switch of the faucet flew, and a strong column of water sprayed out of the faucet, and the boiling water fell from the top of my head as if it was raining, and instantly soaked my whole body clothes, and I screamed when I was hot, Chen Jinnan, who was standing outside the door, pulled me out with a quick hand, turned around and closed the door.
The four people in front of me looked at me pitifully, especially the land lord who was supported by Li Li, and his face was full of sympathy, I could guess what they were thinking, they must be thinking that this bathroom was simply terrible, and even the shopkeeper couldn't accept it!
I don't have the strength to explain it now, and even if I explain it, they won't necessarily believe it, so I'll go back and talk about it.
There was the sound of rushing water in the bathroom, and I sat on the floor panting weakly, why do you think I'm so unlucky? Why did the faucet break when it was my turn? No, I have to go back to Old Chen Tou'er to theorize about this matter.
However, the immediate delay is to fix the faucet first.
"Li Li......, bring me the phone ......!" Slowly calming down, my qi smoothed my body and gained strength, I turned my head to look at Li Li, raised my hand and pointed to the phone placed at the head of the bed and said.
Li Li followed my fingers, got up and handed me the phone.
I picked up the phone, skillfully dialed a string of numbers and called.
As I said, I used to know a friend who knew all about water and electricity, and the electrician I found to install the lights was asked by him, and now I have to find him for the faucet.
It didn't take long for the phone to connect, I briefly talked about the situation of the inn, and the other party said that there would be a master to repair it soon, and I thanked him and hung up the phone.
In addition to the land lord, the three pieces of goods in front of me stared at me and put down the phone in my hand, with a look of curiosity and surprise.
I looked at the three of them and suddenly had a big head, isn't it, even Xiao Su's classmates know how to use the phone, don't you know these three things?