Chapter 332: Dead Flies
This time, the other "doglegs" saw that something was wrong. Although they didn't know what method Lin Xiaojin used to subdue the fat man and the thin man. But no matter how stupid they are, they can see that Lin Xiaojin is not a simple character.
Therefore, they are all like frightened birds, and no one dares to come forward to provoke them.
Lin Xiaojin looked at Huo Ziming, who had just recovered a little. Seeing that Huo Ziming was still in a daze, he reached out and gently patted Huo Ziming's injured hand twice.
Huo Ziming suddenly woke up in pain. Seeing that the fat man and the thin man had fallen to the ground, he was suddenly so frightened that his legs weakened, and he knelt on the ground:
"Brother Lin spares his life, Brother Lin spares his life. For the sake of us who used to be classmates, please let me go this time. I won't dare to fight the idea of the school sister-in-law in the future. Ask Ringo to be gracious, beg Ringo to be gracious!"
Lin Xiaojin immediately slapped Huo Ziming's face and said, "I told you that you are not allowed to call me 'Brother Lin', you are not worthy!"
Huo Ziming hurriedly changed his words: "Uncle Lin, Grandpa Lin, spare your life, spare your life!"
At this time, Wei Ruolan walked behind Lin Xiaojin, pulled Lin Xiaojin's sleeve, and said softly: "I know that you are powerful, let them go." If you make a big deal out of it, why are you still here in the future...... Stay with me. ”
As she spoke, Wei Ruolan blushed, but her beautiful eyes were full of concern for Lin Xiaojin.
A hint of sweetness swelled in Lin Xiaojin's heart. His anger had finally calmed down a little. So, he said to Huo Ziming: "Today's matter, I will end here." Do you want me to cure your hand?"
When Huo Ziming heard this, his face was immediately frightened, and he shook his head again and again: "Don't dare to work for you, I'll go to the hospital for treatment by myself!"
Lin Xiaojin nodded with satisfaction, then pointed to the "crooked-mouthed dog" who fell to the ground and said, "He was also injured." It was kicked by my brother. Do you want me to pay for his medical expenses?"
Huo Ziming hurriedly trembled and said: "How can you break the bank? I provoked all this, I paid the cost, I paid the cost." ”
Lin Xiaojin laughed and said, "It's good to be rich." But it's a school after all. If the head teacher asks 'far away', how did this injury come about?"
Huo Ziming had no idea for a while.
At this time, the four living treasures came over, and you said a word to me, flattering Lin Xiaojin and said:
"It's okay, it's okay. Uncle Lin, we promise that we will not say that it has anything to do with you. ”
"yes. Huo Gongzi didn't dare to say it. Let's just say that he accidentally fell on his own. ”
When Huo Ziming heard this, he hurriedly followed: "That's right, that's right, let's just say that I fell by myself." As long as I spoke, Li Deyuan would not dare to investigate even if he was suspicious. ”
When Lin Xiaojin heard this, he felt that this would save him a lot of trouble, and he couldn't help but nod slightly.
Wei Ruolan also understood, she gently "whitened" Lin Xiaojin, and secretly rejoiced in her heart.
Lin Xiaojin was happy, and couldn't help but say to Huo Ziming: "Huo Gongzi's speech is still 'on the road', I will help you solve the medical expenses of two people." ”
As he spoke, he pointed to the fat man and the thin man on the ground and said, "These two 'second goods' are lying on the ground and pretending to be dead, I'll help you get them up." ”
Huo Ziming didn't know what Lin Xiaojin was going to do. He now has broken wrists and fingers, and he hurts for a while, just thinking about going to the hospital quickly, where can he dare to disobey Lin Xiaojin. I had to echo and said, "Then thank you, then thank you." ”
Lin Xiaojin glanced at the classroom, saw a basin of dirty water in the corner, and had a prank idea.
This basin of dirty water is probably because someone was lazy when he was on duty in the past, didn't pour out the water, and left it there. In terms of time, this basin of dirty water must have been three days ago.
There was also a dead fly floating on it. It is estimated that the microorganisms in the basin have formed a comfortable and comfortable ecosystem.
Lin Xiaojin walked over, picked up the basin of dirty water, and was about to pour it on the thin man's face.
When the thin man saw it, his face turned green with fright. But his legs and feet just didn't obey, so he had to shout urgently: "Grandpa Lin spare his life, Grandpa Lin spare his life!"
Seeing this, the fat man knew that he couldn't hide, so he also mourned: "Grandpa Lin, raise your noble hand, we won't dare in the future, you can let us go as a 'fart'." ”
The girls around them all subconsciously covered their noses and couldn't help but laugh secretly.
Of course, Lin Xiaojin knew that the fat man and the thin man were pointed by himself and couldn't move, but he still pretended to be angry and said:
"Then you should hurry up. Don't you have to blackmail Huo Gongzi's money? I can't stand it. If you don't get up again, don't blame me for being rude!"
The fat man and the thin man were so frightened that they tried to get up. But where did the "energy" come from? They didn't listen to the whole body. Fortunately, Lin Xiaojin took action to grasp the proportion, otherwise, they wouldn't even be able to speak now.
Lin Xiaojin found a reason this time, he immediately walked up to the thin man and slowly poured the water down at the thin man's face. The dead fly that floated on it also flowed down the water and rushed into the nostrils of the thin man.
The water was as black as ink.
The thin man's face suddenly looked like he was soaked in an inkwell, and it was black. He sneezed several times in quick succession, causing another burst of laughter from the people around him.
Lin Xiaojin poured out half of the basin, shook his head pretendedly, and said to the thin man: "Boy, you are amazing, if you can't say it, you won't get up." I'm losing to you. ”
As he spoke, he picked up the remaining half of the basin of water, walked up to the fat man and said, "Boy, are you like him, don't you want to get up?"
The fat man hurriedly begged: "Grandpa Lin, I really want to get up, but I really can't get up!"
Lin Xiaojin gave his right thumbs up and said, "You cow!" As he spoke, he held the basin in his left hand and began to pour it on the fat man's face.
The fat man didn't even get up, but he couldn't even tilt his head sideways and avoid the current.
The basin of "black ink" poured straight down the fat man's nose and mouth.
The fat man wanted to beg for mercy, but as soon as he opened his mouth, a water injection poured down and poured into his mouth. Immediately choked him and coughed and sneezed.
At this time, even the four living treasures were laughing back and forth. They didn't understand what was going on, and they thought the fat and thin men were playing dead. So they joked:
"Alright, you're not done with it. ”
"I'm sick to watch. ”
"It's a pity that you are so capable of acting, don't go to the Anti-Japanese War drama!"
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Fat people and thin people are really "dumb people eat coptis, and they can't say anything about their bitterness". But they didn't expect that Lin Xiaojin was deliberately playing tricks on them. They just blamed themselves in their hearts: they didn't look at the yellow calendar when they went out today, and they met a ghost.