Chapter 17: The Goddess of the Whole People?
"Wait, this man is ......"
Ye Shuai patted his head, and suddenly thought of who this person was.
"me! It's not... It's not... Shangguan Bingbing... Is it?"
He swallowed a mouthful of saliva and immediately froze.
Shangguan Bingbing, the hottest young female star in Chinese film and television today, she is the goddess in the hearts of Chinese men!
Ye Shuai couldn't believe his judgment, he rubbed his eyes again, and made sure.
"Yes, it's her!
In his university dormitory, there are still photo pictorials of Shangguan Bingbing!
"Nima, how is this possible? I just got a forced kiss from the goddess of the whole people, and... She also gave ... Knocked down?!"
Ye Shuai quickly poked his head out and glanced into the corridor outside the door, and when he saw that there was no one, he breathed a sigh of relief, and then quickly closed the door.
Ye Shuai patted his little heart and sighed secretly: Today is really evil, I was just robbed of Lao Tzu's first kiss by that female policeman, and this will be pushed down by the goddess of the whole people, could it be that I was robbed by peach blossoms, and I am destined to be broken tonight?
Ye Shuai looked at Shangguan Bingbing lying on the ground, and at this time the woman seemed to have fallen asleep under the influence of alcohol. On the edge of the pink red lips, there was actually saliva.
"Haha!"
Ye Shuai couldn't help it for a while, and laughed sullenly.
This is Shangguan Bingbing, the goddess of the whole people! She actually sleeps and laughs.
"Hehe, it's pretty cute, watch me take a picture of you. ”
Ye Shuai took out his mobile phone, clicked, and gave her a few close-ups.
"Well, it's not bad, it's really kawaii! If these image photos are uploaded to Weibo, the click-through rate will not skyrocket by hundreds of millions!"
However, just thinking about it, he didn't dare to really upload it, if the public saw that the goddess was like this, then the consequences would be known without thinking about how strict it was.
"Hmm~"
Shangguan Bingbing seemed to feel the discomfort on the ground and snorted.
"Okay, I'll just be a good person!"
Ye Shuai had no choice but to pick her up and put her on the bed.
Not to mention, this woman's body is really not ordinarily soft, and he reluctantly withdrew his hand.
may have felt the comfort of the bed, the drunk Shangguan Bingbing, thinking that in her own home, she untied her dress half-drunk and half-awake, and habitually ripped them off and threw them on the ground.
Ye Shuai was frightened by her sudden movement, and he hurriedly stepped forward to stop it, but another thing with body fragrance flew in front of him.
"Poof!"
It's actually a bra*!
Shangguan Bingbing probably didn't feel well, so he ripped off his bra and threw it over. As a result, it happened to be pasted on Ye Shuai's face.
Ye Shuai didn't have a nosebleed, and the white scene was immediately reflected in his eyes!
"Nima!
Ye Shuai quickly turned around, his heart pounding.
"If it's really a peach blossom tribulation, is this the rhythm of Lao Tzu?"
His thoughts were flying at the moment, and the man's impulse couldn't help but stand up.
He took a few deep breaths to calm himself down as much as possible, and his masculine anger was gradually suppressed.
"No, absolutely not! No matter what, Lao Tzu is also a serious man! Although I am not a gentleman like Megumi Yanagishita, I am definitely not a hooligan!"
Ye Shuai turned his back and covered Shangguan Bingbing with the blanket on the bed little by little. Then he turned around, half-opened his eyes, and re-examined. After making sure that Shangguan Bingbing's jade body was completely covered, he opened all his eyes and let out a long sigh of relief.
"Tempting the dead is not worth your life!"
At this time, Shangguan Bingbing finally fell into a deep sleep honestly, but his pretty face would frown from time to time, and his breath twitched a few times.
"This woman drank so much wine for Mao Shi, fortunately she met Lao Tzu, otherwise she would ......"
Ye Shuai shook his head, these female stars are beautiful on the surface, but in real life, they don't seem to be so happy!
Look at her like this, she must have fallen out of love or been dumped!
I really don't understand, what kind of brute man would get rid of such a beautiful woman? If I were her boyfriend, it would be too late!
Ye Shuai walked to the sofa and looked at his phone, it was almost one o'clock in the morning. He sat down cross-legged, ready to study the two strange energies that had just made him feel pain.
At the beginning, I will talk about the fact that within the meridians of the human body, there are actually these two energies that attract and repel each other, which are defined as the power of yin and yang. In ordinary life, if the body is healthy, these two energies will complement each other, but once the outside world ingests too much of another kind of energy, the yin and yang will be unbalanced, and all kinds of diseases will occur.
For example, in the summer, if you eat a lot of hot and dry food, such as old mountain ginseng, then people will get angry, have nosebleeds, and be irritable. If this state continues, it can lead to a more severe disease. On the contrary, if you eat too much cold, or the outside world is exposed to wind and cold, the human body will also have problems, such as colds, rheumatism, etc.
However, if human beings can reasonably guide these energies according to their own physique and store them in the dantian qi sea, then these energies can change a person's physique and circulate in the Zhou Tian sea. When this energy accumulates to a certain extent, it is possible to release it from the body using the subtle method. This is the internal force, or internal strength, of the ancient martial era!
Ye Shuai has been interested in the art of ancient Chinese martial arts since he was a child, and he is still a loyal fan of Jin Lao, a master of ancient martial arts, but unfortunately he didn't find a suitable opportunity to practice. This time, he was fortunate to be opened by Xiao B, how could he not be excited!
Ye Shuai's eyes were slightly closed, his hands were in the dantian, hanging in the air, his thoughts were empty, and two strange mist energies gradually converged here, and formed a faint Tai Chi Yin and Yang fish, head and tail connected, hugging together, but Ye Shuai, who was immersed in it, could not see the strange image of his own creation.
If there is a magnetic field detector on the site, it is estimated that its pointer will be rotating from east to west, north and south, and it will never be able to find the correct north-south direction.
Ye Shuai tried to use his mind to drive this energy in his body, and slowly drove it in his body according to the eight meridians marked above, flushing the meridians of his body.
Everywhere this power goes, the body will be numb, and sometimes it will be very painful, but after the pain, it will feel a little comfortable.
Not to mention, after running like this, he found that his body was much more comfortable, and his whole body seemed to be much lighter.
"Haha, it seems that the ancient martial arts method is stored in zài, and the internal strength of ancient martial arts is also stored in zài!"
Night Shuai became excited, and he realized that he had picked up a treasure. It seems that this time the points are exchanged for huàn, which is really worth it!
What is called luck, what is pie in the sky, this is it!
Ye Shuai knew that the opportunity was rare, so after the excitement, he continued to calm down and cultivate.
The canon says that after opening up the Ren Du vein, it is necessary to strike while the iron is hot and run the power of yin and yang to the best of your ability, so as to completely relax the meridians and eliminate impurities.
So he once again used his mind to drive two strange energies in his body, and they traveled in the meridians in his body.
I don't know how long it took, but finally, the first rays of sunlight came through the window.
Ye Shuai gradually opened his eyes, he moved his legs, which were a little numb, and slowly stood up.
"Ha, it's so refreshing! It turns out that you can be so energetic without sleeping! Hey, where does the smell come from?"
Suddenly, a pungent stench filled his nostrils.
"Poof, it's actually me!"
He hurriedly rushed into the bathroom, turned on the faucet, stood under the bath head, magnified the flow of water, and rushed up.
It's hard to imagine that there are so many impurities in the human body.
He couldn't help but sigh as he looked at the black slimy stuff on his body, which had been washed off little by little.
At this moment, his body surface finally regained its true color, no, to be exact, much fairer than before.
"Ah~~~"
Just as he looked down to admire his perfect body, suddenly a woman's scream came from the doorway.
The sound was like thunder on a sunny day, passing through the unusually quiet morning.
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