The fat man's face, the upper half of which has no flesh, is very thin, starting from the cheekbones, the neck is much thicker than ordinary people, the chest is very wide, the largest is the belly, but from the belly down, and gradually thin, it makes people wonder if his thin legs can support his big belly. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

It's almost like a sudden fat boost in a short period of time.

However, he doesn't seem to look like this in the photo, and he doesn't have the comedic effect of his real life at all.

When the fat man saw everyone standing up and looking at him with amazement, he couldn't help but smile bitterly: "Why?

Zhao Sisi shouted: "Oh! Yes, yes, it's just a complete spinning top! This description is too loud!"

Xu Xiaopeng and Liu Wuyi glanced at him together, and Zhao Sicai came back to his senses and touched his head embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, this is too vivid.."

It's really like!

Gyro's self-deprecating kung fu quickly relieved everyone's minds.

He glanced at Zhao Si and Liu Wu, and then his eyes stared directly at Xu Xiaopeng, the eyes were indescribably dazed, surprised, and bloomed with a breathtaking look!

"Ahem, Master Wang?"

Gyro finally came back to his senses, and his eyes suddenly lost their luster in an instant: "Mr. Xu, you came to me, do you need my help with something?"

Not?

Does he know what my last name is, and does he know that I came to him for help?

Xu Xiaopeng has never believed in such a thing as fortune telling, to put it bluntly, fortune telling is a profession that relies on observation, language arts, and coaxing to make money. However, on what basis did he judge these two things? The security guard downstairs did not let him register his name.

Zhao Si asked directly: "How do you know his surname is Xu?"

Gyro sighed helplessly: "You are not believers, please take a seat." ”

The three of them looked at each other and sat down again.

Gyro Trail began his opening remarks: "I got up this morning to divinate a hexagram, and the hexagram said that I had a noble person come to the door today."

"Mr. Xu is a horse, born at the end of the ninth month of the lunar calendar, and his family has been well-off since he was a child, but since the age of seventeen, the relationship between father and son has gradually reached an impasse. If my expectations are correct, Mr. Xu should have traveled far away last year and has not returned home. ”

Xu Xiaopeng stood up with a swish: "You know me!"

Gyro smiled bitterly: "I know that you are not a believer, such a thing as a number of lives, you can write a lot of things on your face, not an insider.." Gyro sighed softly: "No, since you are not an insider, why are you my nobleman? Could it be that my hexagram is not wrong? Is Mr. Xu from the east?"

Zhao Si looked at Liu Wu with wide eyes.

Liu Wu looked at Xu Xiaopeng with wide eyes. Xu Xiaopeng looked at the top with wide eyes.

"That's right!" they didn't have to answer, their expressions had already answered Gyro, and Gyro suddenly stretched out a hand and pinched it for a long time, and there were words in his mouth.

"The surname, direction, and time are all right, but Mr. Xu, you are not even a believer, why are you my nobleman?"

Xu Xiaopeng glared at him without showing weakness, is this a problem?

"Master Wang! The guest who made the appointment has arrived. The soft female voice from the stage finally broke this embarrassing situation of staring at each other with big eyes.

"Tell them to wait, I'm on something else. Gyro leaned down, his voice getting more and more dry.

"Okay. ”

Zhao Si shrugged: "I said Tuo.. This Master Wang, why is Brother Peng your nobleman?

Gyro laughed dryly, and glanced at Zhao Si and Liu Wu meaningfully: "You two will be strange people with great development in the future, but at the moment, you are not my nobles." ”

"Is it, is it? where is it strange? where is the strange person?" Zhao Si couldn't wait to come up.

The top was grabbed by Zhao Si's shoulder, quite embarrassed, and forced to say helplessly: "As long as you follow your Brother Peng, you will have great development in the future, and in addition, the heavenly machine must not be leaked." ”

"Cut.." Zhao Si shook his hand: "What, you have leaked so many heavenly opportunities, does it depend on our lack of money." ”

Gyro actually smiled bitterly: "What this gentleman said is really good, you just look at my current appearance and current voice, you can know what kind of retribution will be suffered for leaking the heavenly machine." ”

"Mr. Xu, today's opportunity has arrived, although I don't understand why you are my nobleman, but you came to me, can you tell me something?"

Xu Xiaopeng threw away this messy idea and took a deep breath: "Yes, I came to you, I really have something to ask you!"

"Please!"

"I happen to know that Li Qiangguo often comes to you for fortune telling. There must be an appointment for him today, isn't it?"

"Yes, he's outside at the moment, and he's the guest who made the reservation just now!"

It's dangerous! Fortunately, it's just in time!

"I hope that Master Wang can use some methods to get Li Qiangguo not to grant the land in the eastern suburbs to Hurricane Group. ”

Gyro looked at Xu Xiaopeng lightly: "You must know that people like you who come to me are not a hundred but eighty." Why should I help you?"

Xu Xiaopeng was about to take out the money in his pocket when he was stopped by a spinning top.

"Don't mention the money. I might as well tell you honestly, I have a random customer here, and I ask him for one or two million dollars casually, which is a simple thing that cannot be simpler. How much money can you have?"

Belch.. To be honest, this really belongs to the people who were not prepared in advance, and before they came, they thought that the fortune tellers were all money-only guys, and they should be happy to agree if they threw the pieces over. However, looking at this posture, what this gyroscope said really doesn't seem like a lie.

"And how can you help me?"

"I'm not telling you the truth, I.." Gyro glanced at Zhao Si and Liu Wu, and said in a low voice: "I calculated that there will be a big catastrophe at the end of the year, this catastrophe... My life will be in danger, and you are the one who can help me through the calamity!"

"Me?"

"That's good!" Gyro sighed, "Let's make a deal, I'll help you do this today, and you, you, tell me how to survive!"

I'm telling you a!

Or a catastrophe?

You've burned out your brain!

Xu Xiaopeng was crazy for a long time before he smiled slightly: "Deal!"

Li Qiangguo got guidance, didn't stay long, and went with a thousand thanks. Xu Xiaopeng and the others hurriedly pretended to be casual, stood up and began to study the goldfish.

"Ah, look, this goldfish's eyes are bulging!"

"yes, yes, your eyes bulge out too!"

"Your eyes are just.."

"Mr. Xu, are you still satisfied?" Gyro pushed the door in and coughed dryly.

I can't put it on.. Xu Xiaopeng rubbed his nose wildly: "Haha! Okay! The master is really interesting! I just calculated the number of crape myrtle buckets."

Xu Xiaopeng made a serious look: "The master is really in trouble!

"Ziwei Doushu?" Gyro's face changed, and he muttered to himself: "Reasonable, reasonable! Why didn't I think of it?"

Gyro said urgently: "Then Mr. Xu, can you figure out where my robbery came from?

Xu Xiaopeng closed his eyes, and said thoughtfully: "Does the master know the time when your catastrophe came?"

Gyro sighed: "At the end of this year, the beginning of next year, that is, on the day of the thirtieth day of the Chinese New Year's Eve! As long as I can escape this calamity, I will be able to spend my old age in peace." ”

Xu Xiaopeng shook his head and said, "No problem! I have already calculated! As long as the master stays at home that day, don't go anywhere."

After a pause, hey, if you don't go anywhere, you may get food poisoning!

"It's best not to eat indiscriminately to be complete.."

You may choke to death if you drink water!

"Don't drink water."

Will the ceiling collapse?

Damn! If you think about it like this, who can stop you from dying?

Xu Xiaopeng couldn't help but smile bitterly: "As the saying goes, life and death have fate, wealth is in the sky, and some things can only be done to obey the destiny of heaven." ”

Gyro sighed: "What Mr. Xu said is extremely true! I think I have been cultivating my life and changing my luck for many years, and I have repeatedly violated the heavens, and this catastrophe is indeed a matter of fate." It's a blessing or a curse, it's a disaster that can't be avoided, it's really me. ”

Everyone was speechless for a long time, even a person like Xu Xiaopeng who really didn't believe in fortune and fate couldn't say half a sentence. Like Gyro, a person who has devoted his life to modifying his life, this time he actually said: It's a blessing or a curse, and it's a curse that can't be avoided. One can imagine how desperate it was. Xu Xiaopeng's original insistence on heart finally wavered. This spinning top, it really doesn't look like a joke..

"Do you want to start the Destiny Divination Skill Trial?"

Xu Xiaopeng pressed 'yes'.

"Please confirm the goal. ”

Everyone in front of Xu Xiaopeng had an extra cursor-like thing on their heads. This spinning top, of course.

"Data analysis.." Here we go again.

"This person is a senior fate diviner, who has failed to strictly abide by the rules of fate divination, and is about to fall into a fate reversal. ”

Really!

"How to resolve the fate backlash?"

"Warning! Resolving the fate of others is a violation of the rules of fate divination, and its consequences are unpredictable, which can hurt the customer's fortune at least and endanger the customer's life at worst!"

Forehead.. Look at this meaning, it is a violation of the rules to resolve the number of lives of others, so it will be okay to modify your own fortunes?

"We're sorry, but the Fortune Divination skill cannot be used on the customer itself. ”

No way!

Do you mean that this skill can only be seen by others, and to help others change their luck is to hurt yourself! This kind of thankless work? There are also people who do it?

"Mr. Xu?Mr. Xu?" Gyro looked at Xu Xiaopeng strangely: "Do you see something?"

That's amazing!

You know that, too!

Well, even if you can't say it, you can always see what happens to the spinning top, right?

"Data collection.."

"Toot toot!" Before the data was collected, the microphone in the office outside rang, and the voice of the service girl at the door rang: "There are two guests asking to meet." ”

Gyro's face suddenly changed drastically! Pinch his fingers and count, at this time, Xu Xiaopeng found that the middle finger of Gyro was actually different from others, ordinary people only have three knuckles, but he has four!

"It's not good! At this hour?" He suddenly ignored Xu Xiaopeng and rushed straight out! I really can't see that with his stature, he can run at such a speed! When he arrived at the office, he pressed the call button: "Don't let them in!"

After a long silence, the young lady's voice sounded again with anxiety: "Mr. Wang! I'm sorry! I can't stop them! They have already come in!"

Oh?

And now there are still such people?

After a while, a voice rang out: "Master Wang! Why don't you see me?"

This voice?

Xu Xiaopeng's eyes suddenly burst into a string of red letters: "Warning! Warning! Those with serious conflicts in the number of lives appear! Those with serious conflicts in the number of lives appear!"

"I'm your mother!It's Liu Jingjing!" Zhao Si couldn't hold it anymore and rushed out directly, Xu Xiaopeng and Liu Wu also rushed out!

It's Liu Jingjing!

No wonder the fate divination skill has to warn itself! This shit bastard Liu Jingjing has a serious conflict with his own fate! In that case, as long as he kills you!

"Is it you?" Liu Jingjing's slightly smiling expression froze for a few seconds, and then continued to laugh: "What a coincidence, I can meet you here." ”

"I'm going to fuck you!" Zhao Sisi roared, and he had already rushed forward with his fist!

Then, a large hand appeared. This big hand seemed to just flutter through the air, turning Zhao Si's momentum of rushing forward with all his strength into a backward trend, if it weren't for Xu Xiaopeng and Liu Wu's timely connection, Zhao Si's force to be pushed back would at least be able to hit a person on the wall!

Damn it!

Several people's eyes were all red, and there was only Liu Jingjing in their eyes, and they had to look away at this time, only to find that Liu Jingjing's side, standing was the big man who gave Xu Xiaopeng a punch outside the door! Such a big man stood beside Liu Jingjing, and no one saw it just now! As soon as Zhao Si stood firm, he was about to continue to rush upward, but was pulled by Xu Xiaopeng and Liu Wu together.

"What's the matter, you also come to fortune telling?" Liu Jingjing sat down on the sofa by herself: "I think it's too much, some people's fortunes are not all early deaths, such as, who hold rotten bricks and tiles as treasures, and generally die on the street." ”

"You!" The big man didn't say a word, took a step forward, and was between the three of them and Liu Jingjing, not looking at them out of the corner of his eye.

"You figure it out!" Liu Jingjing sneered: "This is Master Wang's place, I give the master face, I don't want to do it here, otherwise..."

Gyro coughed dryly twice, and came out to play a round: "Yes, yes, everyone is my guest, give me a few thin noodles, and talk about it when I go out." Please go back and rest for a while. After saying that, he glanced at Xu Xiaopeng, and stopped the three of them back to the room.

Where people live, doing it here, is indeed unjustifiable. Xu Xiaopeng also knew in his heart that even if the three of them went together, they might not be the opponent of that big man. The gentleman takes revenge! Ten years is not too late! At that moment, he clenched his fists, pulled Zhao Si with Liu Wu, and entered the inner room.

"Brother Peng, why don't you beat him!" Zhao Si shouted excitedly: "Take out your skills!

Smile.. If the martial arts skills are still there, you still need to say it!

Lao Tzu can only play with kitchen knives now!!

"Calm down! This is really not a good place to do it! Listen to what he has to do. Liu Wu whispered, finally quieting the excited Zhao Si a little.

"Master. Liu Jingjing's lazy voice rang out: "Can't you hear us talking inside, right?"

Gyro must have shook his head. Because Liu Jingjing quickly continued: "Master, it's not the first time we've dealt with each other, so I'll just say it." ”

Gyro coughed dryly: "What's the matter, Liu Dashao just speak!"

Liu Dashao, Liu, your mother!

Liu Jingjing laughed: "The master is really refreshing! It's very simple, just like last time, this time I need the master to say a few good words for our group in front of Director Zhuang, and the next goal of our group is the eastern suburbs of Sedum." There is a delay today, I came a little late, is Director Zhuang already gone?"

"Ahem, yes, just left. ”

What the?

Xu Xiaopeng was stunned!

How can Liu Jingjing's meaning be exactly the same as her own meaning?

It's just that Lao Tzu wants him to not be able to do it, but he wants to do it! Both sides want to exert force in one place at the same time?!

Ashamed..

I only knew that I had to exert myself here when I started the plotting technique, but this Liu Jingjing seemed to have been working here a long time ago...

Could it be that the skill of scheming, which he just knew, is a goddamn innate?

"It doesn't matter. We've been waiting for this for a long time, and it won't hurt to wait another month. Here's a little bit of a hint.." Liu Jingjing stumbled and didn't know where to dig something.

Damn! It's a little bit of meaning, this little bit of meaning, and how much of it means? I really hear it very clearly from the inside and outside, and I can even breathe this deep breath of the gyroscope clearly! Xu Xiaopeng looked up and found that there was something similar to a microphone by the door, no wonder he could catch the sound of the room outside.

"Gathering information is part of the Destiny Divination skill. The voice of the skill cultivator will always move with Xu Xiaopeng's mind. In other words, this microphone is a device that eavesdrops on the conversations of outside guests, and the more information it collects, the more accurate it is. Such a long breath shows that the top is really hesitant. It seems that the amount of this money is certainly not a decimal!

I don't care how much it is! Your old gentleman can't agree! You just agreed to Lao Tzu!

After a long time, the voice of the gyroscope finally came: "I'm really sorry, Liu Dashao, I'm afraid I won't be able to help you this time." ”

"Huh?" Liu Jingjing's voice was very surprised: "Master, don't you think the money is small? I can double this amount!"

Another breath of air!

This breath is longer than the one just now.

After inhaling this breath, there was no sound, you can imagine what kind of struggle Gyro's heart was full of at this time!

Xu Xiaopeng finally discovered a very reliable and difficult to replicate ability of sunglasses!

It seems to be able to collect a lot of things that you can't find on search engines!

These things or information originally existed, but few people knew about it, but with sunglasses, Xu Xiaopeng became the one who could understand everything!