Chapter 258: I'm scared to pee
"Whew!"
"Bang!"
"it!"
"Rub!"
"Mom!"
As expected, the bullet fired by Wu Jing and the pirates after the underwater fight at the beginning scared everyone into urine.
Even if Li Mu himself had already prepared, he subconsciously blocked it with his hand.
"Chen Dong was also scared, hehe!" Li Mu almost jumped up from the chair when he saw Chen Tianqiao next to him.
"Hehe!" Chen Tianqiao sat down with an embarrassed face and said with some embarrassment. "Let Mr. Li laugh, but this special effect is so good, I have a feeling of facing death just now. ”
Li Mu smiled and nodded, the role of this bullet is to make the audience have a climax from the beginning, so that they can devote themselves to the movie.
When I looked back, I found that most of the people looked frightened, and some people did not react and still sat calmly in their chairs.
Li Mu maliciously guessed in his heart that they were probably scared stupid!
After a brief moment of fright, the huge gymnasium began to remember the sound of Si Suo's discussion.
"Oh mom, I'm scared to death of the baby!"
"This director is too hateful, it's scary to suddenly come out like this!"
"I'm in front with both hands!"
"Nima, I'm so scared that I'm squatting down!"
"I'm all under the chair!"
"Haha, I didn't hide, but I closed my eyes and waited for death!"
"Am I the only one who took it by hand!"
"Half of the old paper is scared of the name, no, I have to hurry up and have a quick-acting heart-saving pill!"
"Brother, bring me one too, or I'll have a heart attack!"
"Bring me one too!"
"And me!"
"Me too"
......
The buzz continues, and so does the movie.
The camera flickered and came to a construction site that was being demolished.
Hundreds of thugs were surrounding a room that had been decorated as a mourning hall, and inside stood a black-and-white photograph in military uniform, which was Leng Feng's comrade-in-arms.
At the last moment, Leng Feng and his comrades arrived in time to stop the excavator.
After a fight, the four of them cleanly solved hundreds of gangsters.
Naturally, such a big movement could not be concealed from the police, and the police, armed police, and special police all went out to surround them in place.
"Okay, it's quite good to fight, right, there's always a time when I'm not there, you see how I kill them!" The head of the demolition put down a cruel word and wanted to leave.
Wu Jin clenched his fists tightly, remembering the things entrusted to him before the sacrifice of his comrades-in-arms who fought side by side, his white-haired and polite old mother and weak wife and daughter.
"Ahh
At a distance of just a few meters, the head of the demolition had not gone far, Wu Jin rushed in front of him like a cheetah, with a hideous face, and kicked him in the chest fiercely.
kicked the head of the demolition more than ten meters away, and after two convulsions on the ground, he ran out of breath!
", this leg is hanging!"
"The leg skills are much better than Donnie Yen!" Some viewers did not forget to tease Donnie Yen.
"Well done, these forced demolitions are too arrogant, and people don't let go of funerals!"
"One hit, clean!"
"Brother Jin is hanging, killing people in front of the police!"
"If you want me, I'll do the same!"
"It's still too impulsive, won't it be good to wait for two days to find a chance to kill him unconsciously!"
......
"The reason why soldiers are respected is not because of the word soldiers, but because of the responsibilities of soldiers, even if they take off their uniforms, their duties are still there, and they will be respected!"
These are what the commander of the Wolf Tooth Special Operations Brigade said to Wu Jin when he personally took off his epaulettes, badges and cockade.
Once a soldier, a soldier for life, once a wolf warrior, a wolf warrior for life!
For violating military discipline, Wu Jin was expelled from the military and imprisoned in a military prison.
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Three years later, in the port of Santa Mata Sava in Africa, Wu Jin's cargo ship had traveled all over Africa, but he still failed to find any trace of Long Xiaoyun.
It turned out that not long after he was imprisoned, Long Xiaoyun was going to Africa on a mission, and when he left, he left him a marriage application, hoping that he could sign it.
But Long Xiaoyun didn't come back as soon as he went, and the military only brought back a bullet with a special mark.
For this bullet, Wu Jin traveled most of Africa in the past year.
", Long Xiaoyun is dead?"
"Nima, it was fine in the finale of "Blade of the Kingdom", why did you die in the first place!"
"Brain-dead screenwriter, return me goddess!"
......
As the film continues, Wu Jin and the locals are playing football when they suddenly encounter the rebel Red Turbans.
Finally, he took his godson TUTU and a few Huaxia people to the Huaxia Embassy safely.
In the face of the Huaxia Armed Police, the rebels who tracked down did not dare to move, so they could only retreat in disgrace.
At this time, the five-star red flag on the embassy looked so dazzling in the sunlight.
In the evening of the same day, the embassy escorted the local overseas Chinese to the seaside port, where the Chinese warship would pick them up and return them to the motherland.
Along the way, the originally peaceful town became chaotic and chaotic due to the arrival of the Red Turban Army, and robbery and murder were everywhere!
The Chinese people in the car looked at this hellish city and were deeply silent.
Fortunately, no one dared to stop the convoy flying the five-star red flag along the way and came to the port smoothly.
Originally, Wu Jin could return to Huaxia with the fleet, but he hadn't given up looking for Long Xiaoyun yet.
At this time, Ambassador Fan was telling the captain of the fleet that there were still a large number of overseas Chinese in this country, and he hoped that the navy would send troops to rescue them.
However, without the orders of the superiors, the Chinese army could not set foot on the territory of other countries, and the captain could not do anything.
At this time, Wu Jin remembered what the brigade commander had told him, even if he took off his military uniform, he would have to do what a soldier should do.
"The former Wolf Warrior Squadron of the Wolf Tooth Special Operations Brigade of the Southwest Military Region, Leng Feng!"
This is Leng Feng's second time saying this sentence in three years, and he has not forgotten his mission as a soldier.
Although there was no support, no Allied forces and no weapons, he did not hesitate to go back and save his compatriots who were in danger of their lives.
"Good job, take off your military uniform and be a soldier!"
"Anyway, I watched half of the movie, and there weren't many war scenes, so the climax should be in the back!"
"Wu Jin's acting is very good, much better than Gu Zhi's salary, more like a soldier, I don't know what Guang Yu thinks!"
"How could ordinary people guess the idea of bare feet!"
"If Wu Jin plays "The Blade of the Country", it should look better!"
"That's right, the fights in this movie seem so real, fists to the flesh, much more professional than "Blade of the Country"!"
"Anyway, why haven't the heroine and Nicholas Tse appeared yet!"
"What kind of heroine do you want, the movies of the big men are not as good as women!"
"Single-handedly going to save people, this is similar to a Hollywood blockbuster!"