Chapter 80: Duel with the Retired Brave!
Facing Lancelot, who was praying in a low voice, Leah hid behind Zhang Fanren in silence and made her stand with her actions. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Of course, even if Leah wanted to take action, Zhang Fanren would stop him immediately.
You must know that Sitina was already full of interest in rope art, and he couldn't sit back and watch her continue to learn this kind of messy and strange skill, not to mention that Su Qingqing and Ledia were not very suitable for seeing this kind of scene.
After thinking for a while, Zhang Fanren asked a question: "Why are you a bodyguard company, but the business card of the company says to borrow money? Isn't usury the business of the underworld?"
On the one hand, it is to change the topic, but on the other hand, Zhang Fanren himself really can't figure it out.
Lancelot withdrew his fiery eyes eager for rope art, and said as a matter of course, "Because I'm rich." ”
"Clams?"
"As a good nobleman, isn't it normal for me to use my money to support the poor commoners? ”
The man in black added very duly: "And it's all interest-free, the young master is really a great philanthropist." ”
It thoroughly shows how a good dogleg can please his master, which makes Lancelot's face full of joy.
Zhang Fanren secretly said in his heart: Well, this guy is not only handsome but also rich, fortunately God did not give him the most important brain, it can be seen that God still did not doze off the whole time when he created human beings.
"Villain, this guy is very rich, do you want me to sell him something?" Sitina walked up to Zhang Fanren and asked in a low voice.
"What do you want to sell him?" Stina's question aroused Zhang Fanren's interest, anyway, Lancelot was rich and stupid.
"For example, Seula. Sitina obviously didn't expect that Zhang Fanren actually agreed with her idea.
"Dismissed!"
No matter how annoying Seula is, after all, it is your loyal dependent, not to mention that kind of strange race should not be sold casually, even if the law does not stipulate whether selling black dragons is a crime or not.
"Then let him try my Heroic Potion X117?" said Sitina with an eyebrow.
Zhang Fanren's hand had already pinched Sitina's little face, and said with a kind smile: "How many strange potions have you made to deal with me!"
"The number you took out in the morning was 106, why did it become 117 in the afternoon?
"Woo woo, it hurts, it hurts. Stina whimpered.
Lancelot looked at Zhang Fanren who was "bullying" Sitina, his eyes lit up, he knew that his opportunity had come: as long as he challenged this nasty guy who bullied the weak and defeated him, he could show his righteousness and strength in front of Leah, and then the beauty and glory would belong to me, hahaha.
"Young master, saliva is pouring out. The man in black flatteringly handed over the handkerchief.
"Ahem. Lancelot raised his hand to take the handkerchief, but remembered that even if he did, he would not be able to touch his mouth, so he had to gesture with his eyes to the man to help him.
The man hurriedly helped him wipe it respectfully.
“…… Ah, hey. Lancelot opened his mouth to face Zhang Fanren, and hesitated for a long time before asking, "That, what's your name?"
Zhang Fanren replied: "I actually forgot to introduce myself, I'm really embarrassed, my name is Zhang Fanren." ”
"Mr. Mortal, I want to ...... you, I want you, I want to you," Lancelot raised his hand and scratched it in the air a few times, and finally glared at the man in black and said, "Give me the handkerchief in your hand!"
The man in black suddenly realized that he hurriedly handed the handkerchief to Lancelot.
Lancelot slammed it to the ground, and said with a righteous look on his face, "Mr. Mortal, I want to ...... you"
The handkerchief had returned to Lancelot again.
"Young master, I'll pick it up for you again. The man in black said respectfully.
"Holy, who told you to pick it up for me. Lancelot exclaimed, his hand raised again.
The man in black's eyes lit up, and before Lancelot's palm began to fall, he had already attached it, and then skillfully spun in the air for three and a half weeks, followed by a side flip, sprinkling youth, forehead...... The sweat and tears, which didn't seem to be very youthful, rushed to the wall.
Zhang Fanren couldn't help but applaud him in his heart: Good guy, this improvisation is obviously completely unscripted, but there are no flaws, and sure enough, art comes from life and is higher than life!
After Lancelot confirmed that he was completely "dead", he looked at Zhang Fanren again, regained his righteous expression, and said with a righteous attitude: "Mr. Mortal, I want to ...... to you" Saying that, his eyes looked at the man in black who was still lying on the wall, and then he threw the handkerchief on the ground and said: "Initiate a decisive ......"
It's just that the word has not yet been spoken, and the handkerchief has returned to his hand.
Lancelot's face grew more and more ugly, and he looked at the culprit who was smiling sweetly.
"Nana, GJ!" Zhang Fanren gave a thumbs up to Sitina.
Lancelot's move was obviously to launch a duel against himself, presumably to establish his knightly image in front of Leah, but he was not in the mood to play with him.
Lancelot's face turned pale, and his mouth opened and closed, as if he was muttering something.
"I'm a mature and rational adult, I can't hit a child, otherwise I'll make Leah hate me. ”
Zhang Fanren, who heard his broken thoughts, almost laughed out loud, feeling that he was using words to hint at himself, and it was really a little cute, ......ahh I was almost affected by his gay aura.
"Hey, basket, why are you so rude, you still litter other people's houses, and you don't thank you for picking them up for you?"
Lancelot suffered a fatal injury in an instant, his face was like ashes, and he almost vomited three liters of blood, and he was afraid that he was already deeply injured.
After a moment, he struggled to speak: "I'm not called a basket, my name is Lancelot, and I really appreciate you, but I'm not throwing anything, I'm fighting a duel according to tradition, but I don't have white gloves so I use handkerchiefs instead." ”
Sitina nodded thoughtfully and said, "I see, then you said it earlier, Basket Lot." ”
"Poof!" Lancelot couldn't get up again.
How could it be? I, Lancelot, am a descendant of the great Knights of the Round Table!
Lancelot stood tall and said with a resolute gaze: "Mr. Mortal, whether I lose my handkerchief or not, I must launch a duel against you, because your bullying has violated the morality of my heart!"
"Bullying?" Zhang Fanren glanced at Sitina and shook his head, if this guy knew Sitina's strength, I was afraid that his eyes would fall out.
"If you're a man, pick it ......up," Lancelot glanced at the handkerchief that returned to his hand twice, and said bitterly: "Forget it, it's okay if you don't pick it up, in short, if you still admit that you are a man, accept my duel!"
This is my kitchen, a duel ghost, you can't accompany you when you break things, no, you guy is a very rich dog, if you break my house, you can't just let you go like that ninja, whatever, you have to accompany me at ten times the original price!
When Zhang Fanren muttered in his heart, Leah had already gently leaned into his ear and said, "Mr. Mortal, although Lance is very weak, the armor on his body is the armor used by the real Knights of the Round Table, please be careful." At last, a red cloud rose on his face, and he said in a voice as thin as a mosquito fly: "In short, I believe in Mr. Mortal." Then he trotted into the corner.
Zhang Fanren: "......"
No, I don't think I have won this duel yet.
"Brave master, come on! This is the so-called time when men have to fight!"
"Huh? Is that so? Then, mortal gren, come on!"
I said, Letia and Su Qingqing, you two don't make trouble, okay?
"That's right, the villain is an existence that even I fear, and even ten more broken iron cans like you are no match for them. Sitina said loudly.
“……”
Well, it seems that even if you don't fight, you can't do it now, and the retired brave can only go up.