Chapter 216: The Three-Legged Turtle with Incomparable Spirituality and the Brainless Little Japan Who Wants to Become a God
The old turtle, also known as Wang Ba, looks similar to the turtle, but the two are very different, the turtle has a good and honest personality, but the old turtle is very ferocious. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info.
Artificially bred Wang Ba has a docile character, obedient and gratifying, but the wild Ba is different, and the brilliant reputation is outside, and there are often things that have been bitten off the fingers and toes in the river in the past.
In addition, the turtle is a hard shell, the shell of the soft-shelled turtle is relatively soft, and there is a delicious skirt around it; there are patterns on the back of the turtle, and the black pattern on the back of the soft-shelled turtle is very light, which is similar to nothing; the meat of the turtle is generally old and hard, and there are few people who eat the turtle, but the meat of the old turtle is delicious, and it is a delicacy.
In general. Turtles don't bite, and if you touch a tortoise with something like a twig, it will retract its head unless it's very hungry. Or if it is threatened, the turtle will bite.
The soft-shelled turtle is very aggressive, even if it is not hungry, it will instinctively bite any creature that enters its attack range, and will never let go after biting.
Bitten by an old turtle. Then it's bad luck, either the old turtle will completely bite off the piece of meat it bites, or the old turtle's head will be chopped off. Especially can't struggle, the more you pull, the tighter the turtle bites.
Of course, there are no absolutes, not all turtles are harmless to humans and animals, snapping turtles are very fierce, but in general, they still belong to the slow and thick character of turtles. Similar to the kind of 'honest people', the temperament is not very good, and the soft-shelled turtle is different, it is completely 'violent'.
And the longer an animal lives, the more sensitive it is to external information, and it is clear who is good to it and who is bad to it.
Just by looking at its size, you can see that this guy has definitely lived for a hundred and eighty years, and it belongs to the kind that is about to become a sperm, and this thing can easily overturn a small boat and bite the oars in the river.
Old man Li wanted to kill it to cook, so the three-legged turtle naturally stared at him.
Old man Li is over seventy years old this year, because of blood loss and pain, he has long since lost his strength, if it weren't for Xiao Zhang's support and care, he is afraid that he would have died in the mouth of the three-legged turtle.
Old man Li was very miserable, and Old Man Sun was not much better, a hole was made in his calf, and blood was dripping and bleeding out.
The three-legged turtle that brought people from the back kitchen to this side raised its head and let out a hoarse scream like a pigeon's chirping, and the two mung bean eyes stared at Old Man Li, looking like he would not be good enough to give up if he didn't kill Old Man Li.
But fortunately, this guy was born with three legs, and the two legs behind him were also wrapped with tape, so the speed was not easy to control in the direction of influence, otherwise the four people in the back kitchen would be more than lucky today.
"Come on, come here. Seeing that the four of them were being chased by the fierce three-legged turtle and running over like rabbits, Liu Tianyu hurriedly gave way to the four of them.
"Close the door, you fool!" Zhou Ruolan also saw the scene in the corridor of the back kitchen, and after seeing the last Humpty Dumpty man who entered the door coming, she stupidly stepped aside and stared at the door stupidly, Zhou Ruolan yelled at Humpty Dumpty angrily.
"Oh, oh, oh, got it. Being yelled at by Zhou Ruolan, Humpty Dumpty reacted, but as soon as his hand was on the doorknob, he saw the three-legged turtle pulling on one leg on the ground, as if skating.
Seeing that the three-legged turtle was about to enter the door, Humpty Dumpty finally had a clever time at this time, and he knew how fierce the three-legged turtle was when he ran out of the back kitchen, if this was to let the three-legged turtle follow, their trouble would be even greater, so he took the door with his hand, and then leaned half of his body against the door panel, and with a bang, half of his body passed the door of the three-legged turtle sandwiched in the middle of the door.
Half of the body was stuck in the middle of the door and couldn't advance or retreat, the hook-like claws of the three-legged turtle giant turtle pulled the sparks on the stone ground straight up, but only one leg was hard to borrow, so no matter how it struggled, it was stuck in the middle of the door, and the angry big guy's head was crooked and his mouth was a mouthful, and with a sigh, the wooden door made of solid wood was bitten off by this guy.
The three-legged turtle is stuck in the middle of the door, and the danger is temporarily contacted.
"Look, look, you're going to kill people cooking, and you'll be punished this time. The danger was temporarily lifted, and Liu Tianyu stood aside and began to say cool words.
"That's right, that's right, you're so cruel, cruel even the disabled, oh, no, I should say it's a disabled turtle, you don't even let go of other disabled turtles, is it so easy for people to grow up so big? Hearing Liu Tianyu talking in a weird way, Zhang Danying was not far behind, and opened her mouth to shoot at Humpty Dumpty after Liu Tianyu's words fell.
"Hey, hey, Brother Liu, you said this guy only has three legs, is it a different species?" After spraying the four people who ran out of the back kitchen, Zhang Danying's attention turned to the three-legged turtle.
"Fart alien, I'm still alien!" Liu Tianyu rolled his eyes and said to Zhang Danying: "This guy should be born with three legs, I remember that there is a legend about this three-legged turtle." ”
"What legend?" Zhang Danying's attention was completely attracted by Liu Tianyu at this time.
"It is said that in ancient times, there was no distinction between turtles and turtles, and there was a general name called Ao. Legend has it that Nuwa refined the five-colored stone to make up for the sky, and the broken crow was enough to stand the four poles, that is, the limbs of the giant turtle or the giant turtle were used as pillars to support the sky. After the giant turtle in the world learned the news, they were terrified all day long, for fear that they would be caught by Nuwa Niangniang and cut off their limbs, leaving only a turtle ...... Oh no, only the turtle's head remains, turning into a 'turtle stick'. Among them, there is a giant turtle, it is a natural alien species, the body is as big as a mountain, it is one of the candidates, seeing that the day of being chopped and stamped is getting closer and closer, this giant turtle brother bites his teeth, his heart is horizontal, and he simply bites off a front leg, and it is better to have one less leg than four legs. The meaning of the giant turtle is obvious, there are so many giant turtles in the world, Nuwa Niangniang is not good to find me a disabled person, right? And since it is a pillar of support, it must be the effect of the original full set, I only have three legs, and I have to match the legs of other giant turtles, this is not an unqualified project...... Soon, one to ten, ten to hundred, this method became a secret known to the world. Many alternative giant turtles and giant turtles did not hesitate to cut off one of their legs, and for a time, the world was full of three-legged turtles and lame turtles. In order to ensure that the thighs that support the sky can be 'matched', Nuwa Niangniang really did not choose these disabled people, but chose a brave old turtle in the second middle school who takes the world as her own responsibility to support the sky. There is a children's TV series called "Little Dragon Man" that involves this plot. Of course, these giant turtles and giant turtles who retreated when they encountered difficulties were also punished accordingly, Nuwa Niangniang was not so easy to fool, and called them together afterwards, saying that since you are not willing to contribute to the party and the state, and now you have become disabled, and your life is inconvenient, don't run around in the future, just stay in one place honestly. After saying that, a slap smashed the earth out of a pit, and attracted the water of the Yangtze River, imprisoning those disabled turtles who hid in difficulties in disguise in this big pit filled with water. These disabled turtles and disabled turtles have lived a life of love and affection since then. Every day, generations have survived and multiplied in this water-filled pit. And their offspring, who was punished by Nuwa Niangniang, all had only three legs. ”
"You can really pull it!" Hearing that Liu Tianyu was finished, Zhou Ruolan glanced at Liu Tianyu, and then stepped forward to look at the three-legged turtle carefully.
"Sister, stay away from it, be careful of hurting yourself. Seeing Zhou Ruolan come to the three-legged turtle, Xiao Zhang reminded Zhou Ruolan with palpitations, and in order to verify his statement, Xiao Zhang touched a mop and stretched it out to the three-legged turtle's mouth.
"If you provoke people, can they not bite you? Poke you twice with a mop and see if you will fight back. Zhou Ruolan was noncommittal about Xiao Zhang's warning, and turned around and sent two sanitary eyes to Xiao Zhang.
"I ······" Xiao Zhang's kindness was not reciprocated, and he angrily threw aside the remaining half of the mop handle in his hand and stopped talking.
Looking at Xiao Zhang's breath-holding appearance, Liu Tianyu smiled secretly on the side, he knew that Zhou Ruolan scolded him not because Zhou Ruolan's brain circuit was different from ordinary people, and he didn't know what to do, Zhou Ruolan scolded him because Xiao opened his mouth and called Zhou Ruolan the eldest sister.
Don't look at Xiao Zhang being called Xiao Zhang, but this guy looks like a person in his thirties and forty, his actual age is less than forty, but because he looks more anxious, he looks a little old, Zhou Ruolan is only six years older than Liu Tianyu, and now people are less than thirty, a man who looks like Ben Si opened his mouth and called her eldest sister, how can Zhou Ruolan be happy, let alone Zhou Ruolan, even if any woman is difficult to accept, I don't know if a woman's age is their scale.
Seeing that Zhou Ruolan didn't accept Xiao Zhang's love, plus she was a little closer to the three-legged turtle, she was not afraid of 10,000, she was afraid of what happened, Liu Tianyu was afraid that the three-legged turtle would hurt Zhou Ruolan, so he stepped forward and came to Zhou Ruolan's side: "This guy is now the most ferocious time on the fire, you really be careful, being bitten by this guy will leave a scar." ”
"No, I don't think it's fierce at all! I feel like it's very spiritual, and if you don't hurt it, it won't do anything to you, don't believe it. Saying that, Zhou Ruolan put her fingertips like bamboo shoots on the head of the three-legged turtle without Liu Tianyu reacting, and Liu Tianyu was shocked and frightened on the side, his body suddenly tensed, and his eyes were staring at the big mouth of the three-legged turtle, as long as the three-legged turtle dared to kill Zhou Ruolan, Liu Tianyu would not hesitate to kill this guy.
"Look, I said it's okay. Just when Liu Tianyu was guarding the three-legged turtle, Zhou Ruolan not only did not withdraw her hand, but stroked the three-legged turtle's head twice like a dog.
It's strange to say, the three-legged turtle just bit the four people with blood, but Zhou Ruolan stroked this guy like a dog, but this guy didn't mean to hurt Zhou Ruolan at all, instead of turning his head to give Zhou Ruolan a bite, he rubbed his football-sized head on Zhou Ruolan's hand.
"Huh, really, it really understands, it really doesn't bite Sister Lan, alas, this guy is really good. Zhang Danying saw that Zhou Ruolan and the three-legged turtle were not hurt at zero distance, so she also came over at the moment and squeezed Liu Tianyu aside.
"Don't make a mess, it doesn't bite Sister Lan doesn't mean she won't bite you. Liu Tianyu, who was squeezed out, rolled his eyes helplessly, but his body was still tense and did not relax his vigilance.
"It's okay, I said that this big guy is spiritual, as long as you don't have the intention of hurting him, he won't attack you. Zhou Ruolan interjected while touching the head of the three-legged turtle while Liu Tianyu's words fell.
Zhou Ruolan's words seemed to be true, the three-legged turtle seemed to really have the spirit to understand her words, Zhang Danying also touched the body of the three-legged turtle, and the three-legged turtle did not have any radical movements.
"Look, look, you're ······" Zhang Danying also put her hand on the body of the three-legged turtle, seeing that the three-legged turtle had no intention of attacking herself, Zhang Danying looked at Liu Tianyu very worriedly, and after the display, Zhang Danying remembered the unlucky foursome who were chased and bitten by the three-legged turtle on the side, and opened her mouth to stimulate the foursome for a few words, but before she finished speaking, she was interrupted by a little devil's 'yelling'.
Everything that happened just now Liu Tianyu and others saw it in their eyes, and the little devil who followed Liu Tianyu and his dog legs also saw it in their eyes, looking at the miserable image of Li Laosun Lao's blood, this guy was still laughing and shouting at the beginning, as if the two of them were bitten and he won the jackpot, but at that time, the three-legged turtle was crazy, this guy has been watching from a distance and did not dare to move forward, and now he sees that the three-legged turtle is controlled, and when he sees the three-legged turtle, it seems that the three-legged turtle is not as fierce and scary as just now, and the little ghost dares to come up.
"Turtle, longevity, my want, Misimi took it. ”
"Bang!"
The little devil's words fell, and the three-legged turtle that had just quieted down went crazy again, slammed the door panel angrily, tilted his little head and stared at Okada Hongichi.
Okada Hirokazu was startled, but then the guy shouted happily: "Ryshi, Yaxi, this is a god, I'm going to make it Missy, and I'll become a god." ”
There are 8 million gods in Japan, and there are people who worship any god, from the well-known Amaterasu god to the disgusting toilet god, as long as they want to, they can treat anything as a god.
And the Japanese don't respect the gods, killing gods and eating gods don't happen often, these mental illnesses with different brains and normal people think that as long as they eat the gods into their stomachs, they can get divine power and replace the god he eats.
Today Hiroichi Okada saw such a strange three-legged turtle, this guy was very happy, he felt that today was simply his lucky day, their Amaterasu Okami finally opened his eyes. (To be continued.) )