Chapter 16: Who's the Big Brother?

"The last point, and the most important point, is not to think that the dead knot is unsolvable, the so-called dead knot, is one after another difficult knot connected together, before this knot, the other side will be killed again, remember!

After listening to what Ma Tong said, Ah Fu nodded with a sense of gain, and then said in his heart, isn't this useless nonsense?

Ma Tong seemed to see what Afu was thinking, so he smiled and said:

"Okay! It's all the program, teach you something practical!"

With that, Ma Tong took out a piece of rope from his sleeve again, and demonstrated various tying rope methods and corresponding solutions for Du Ah Fu.

"There are a few knots to keep in mind that the half-knot, which is the basic knot of almost all knots, is mainly used for fastening and anti-break-off, so it is very slip-resistant, and it is difficult to untie when the knot is too tight or the rope is wet. The second is the figure-eight knot, which can be used as a slipknot, and the third is a flat knot, which is easy to change from a slipknot to a dead knot when this knot is solved, and you should think more before the knot。。。。。。。 ”

Dumb Ah Fu suddenly regretted that he asked Ma Tong for advice, this guy is simply talkative, and it is extremely boring!

But after all, it's my own to find someone to ask for advice, even if I have a lot of trouble, I have to listen patiently.

About an hour later, our Young Master Fang's sweet dates all had a toothache, and Ma Tong finally ended his tirade after finishing talking about how he used to weigh people to climb over the wall, only to be knocked out by a master in the Fang family's compound.

"Finally, there is a knotting method, I don't know if you are interested in learning it. ”

Ma Tong put away the rope unfinished and said to Ah Fu.

The drowsy Afu was shocked when he heard this, and asked:

"What's the way?

Ma Tong smiled when he heard this, the expression on his face gradually became obscene, and he whispered to Ah Fu:

"This method is called tortoiseshell binding, and it is a knotting method that specializes in binding women!"

When he heard this, he frowned, retracted his body and said:

"Trafficking in women again?"

"Eh! No, no! This method is a superior method, if you learn it, the benefits are endless! Brother, I can give you a bottom on the bottom, all the knotting methods I talked about before are not as good as this method! Of course, it is up to you whether you learn or not, and I don't force it, brother!"

Ma Tong said with a smile, for some reason, when Ah Fu looked at Ma Tong's eyes narrowed, he couldn't help but think of the turtle who pulled the strip on the corner of Baiyun Street.

Although there were some doubts in his heart, he still nodded, after all, learning a little more is also a craft!

Ma Tong saw that Ah Fu agreed, so he took out a booklet from his arms, and when Ah Fu saw it, the corners of the book were curled, and the paper was yellowed.

"Brother, I don't cheat you, this book has been with me for many years, often when my brother walks the rivers and lakes, especially when the night is long and no one accompanies him, but it makes my brother sleep a lot!

When Ah Fu heard this, he instantly sneered in his heart, okay! No wonder Fang just said that his eyebrows were dancing so much, he was waiting for me here!

Ah Fu pursed his lips, squeezed his forehead, and said with obvious lack of confidence:

"Dude。。。。。 That one...... That's all I have!"

As he spoke, Ah Fu stretched out a finger.

When Ma Tong saw it, he gritted his teeth, beat his chest and paused his feet, his face was very sad and hesitant, as if he was not selling books, but his own wife.

After several battles between heaven and man, Ma Tong looked up to the sky and sighed:

"Hey! That's it! That's it! As the saying goes, if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell! You and I are destined, one or two will be one or two!"

"Brother Ma, it's wrong, it's not one or two, I only have one penny. ”

Du Afu timidly raised that finger and pierced Ma Tong's fantasy with great ferocity.

"One。。。。。 A penny?"

Ma Tong's jaw almost didn't fall when he heard this, and he hated to hold the book and said to Ah Fu:

"I'll tell you brother, look at this paper, authentic sandalwood purple wood, and then look at the printing bookstore in the back, the Beijing Zongheng Bookstore! This book is not worth a penny anywhere!"

Ah Fu also looked embarrassed, and said to the horse boy:

"But brother, I really only have one penny on me, you see that I am a little flower, there are only so many, I am really shy in my pocket。。。。。。。 ”

Lao Tzu knows from the conversation between the two young masters how much real money you kid has cheated those scholars, and now pretend to be poor for Lao Tzu!

Ma Tong scolded wildly in his heart, and at the same time, Ah Fu also took turns in his heart to greet Ma Tong's ancestors for eighteen generations, and he was really stupid when he was a dog! Such a shabby book was sold for a tael of silver! When Lao Tzu cheated people, you didn't know where to eat milk!

Although the two have greeted each other's mother and family in their hearts, they still call each other brothers with a smile on their faces, and what is even more outrageous is that because both of them are orphans, they really don't know who their mother and father are!

Ma Tong still refuses to give up, keeps lowering his price, and verbally fools Du Ah Fu, bragging about how good his books are.

But no matter how Ma Tong fooled, Ah Fu was unmoved, insisting that he only had a penny of silver on his body.

Just like the two of them, Ma Tong used all his strength, jumping up and down, all kinds of moves were exhausted, and Ah Fu only took care of the old monk's concentration, closed his eyes and dissolved all his attacks, and was invincible at the beginning!

Ma Tong knew that he had kicked the iron plate today, and he didn't expect that the other party would be from the same path as him, if it was other rich children, he Ma Tong was so foolish, ordinary people had already taken the bait, but it was just one or two silver.

But the other party is from the same wild dog background as himself, and has tasted hunger since he was a child, and the silver will only be spent on necessities, not on dispensable pastimes such as books.

However, what made Ma Tong have some admiration for Afu was that although he had already cheated so many silver taels for those rich children, he still maintained such a calculating attitude when he was poor, which really made him a little ashamed!

That's it! Count yourself unlucky! You shouldn't have made up your mind with this kid in the first place! Stay Ah Fu! Stay Ah Fu! Really not stupid at all, too shrewd!

"Okay! Brother! If it weren't for the fate of seeing you and me, it would be impossible for this book to sell you for a penny! If you can go to Kyoto Zongheng Bookstore in the future, you will know that I didn't lie to you, brother, the original price of this book is twenty taels! It's a collector's edition! No matter how many people ask for it! If I hadn't had something to do with that bookstore, I really wouldn't have been able to get it!"

Flicker, flicker!

Seeing that Ma Tong was relieved, Ah Fu also flattered with a smile:

"Big brother! Such a great kindness and little brother should be kept in mind! From today onwards, you will be my own brother! In the future, if I am a brother, I will invite you to eat and drink in the best restaurant in the capital!"

As they spoke, the two of them smiled and put their shoulders on their backs and said, no matter how others looked at it, they would never have thought that these two people were still greeting each other's relatives in their hearts.

"Heh!tui~"

Fang Qiuyi saw that the two embarrassed dogs hooked their shoulders, but they just spit out the jujube core at the party, and scolded in their hearts Sure enough, the shit stinks, and then he doesn't bother to look at it anymore.

"Hahahaha! You and my brother are in love!

Ma Tong hooked Ah Fu's shoulder and laughed.

"Big brother! It's really a blessing for my little brother to meet you!

Ah Fu also smiled heartily.

But the two of them were secretly pulling a yellowed book in their hands.

"Ahem, brother, as the saying goes, brother settles accounts, isn't it。。。。。 Huh?"

Ma Tong looked down at the hand that Du Ah Fu put on the book, and smiled and signaled to Du Ah Fu that if he wanted his mother to read the book, he would give the money first!

"Big brother, as the saying goes。。。。。。, it's good! Huh?"

Du Afu also raised his eyebrows at Ma Tong and signaled, thinking that he had to inspect the goods before he wanted money!

"Brother, that's not how business works。。。。。。 ”

"Big brother, after all, it's all my net worth。。。。。。 ”

"Don't worry, I won't cheat you。。。。。。 ”

"Of course I'm relieved, rest assured, I'll take a look first。。。。。。 ”

"Smack!"

Suddenly, a crisp sound erupted in the carriage, startling both the void and the snake, and they all looked at the carriage.

Listening to the sound, it was as if something had been smashed again.

"Whoosh!"

A white light shot out from the curtain, extremely fast, and came straight to the eyes of Du Afu.

He grabbed it in his hand, and when he opened the palm of his hand, he suddenly smiled, and what was lying in his hand was one or two white flowers and silver!

"Chen Shao's atmosphere! The boss is atmospheric! I wish the boss good health! Good people have good rewards!"

As he spoke, he put the silver in his mouth, bit down on a penny, and handed it to Ma Tong with spittle.

This series of operations made Ma Tong stunned, he held the money and the silver on the gums, and he couldn't speak for a long time.

This..... What the is this? It's too ruthless, isn't it? Damn!

Are you or a person?

Ma Tong, whose face was full of question marks, was almost made to doubt his life by Dumb Ah Fu, and he opened his mouth to say something.

"Brother, you won't regret the good money, right?

Du Ah Fu took the first step to speak, took the book from the sluggish petrified Ma Tong's hand, and then changed his body, unbuttoned his trouser belt, and put the remaining nine coins of silver into the "personal Qiankun bag".

"What are you doing!

Fang Qiuyi, who was sitting on the side eating dates, saw the action of Afu, and was so disgusted that he almost didn't vomit all the dates he had just eaten.

Ah Fu smiled embarrassedly at Fang Qiuyi, then re-tied the waistband of his trousers, and turned to face Ma Tong again.

No loss, no loss!

As soon as he thought of this, Du Ah Fu lifted his pants with a refreshed face, patted Ma Tong's shoulder and sat down against him.

"Big brother, thank you! Thank you, brother, I'll report it later!"

Ma Tong came back to his senses by this beat, he looked at Du Ah Fu, the expression on his face was suddenly more ugly than the dead child, and he pulled Du Ah Fu's trouser legs and cried:

"Big brother! You are my big brother! The little brother has eyes and doesn't know Taishan! It's the fault of the little brother! Please! Give me back the book! I won't sell it! I won't sell it! Woo woo woo woo。。。。。。 ”

As he spoke, Ma Tong stuffed the undried silver into Ah Fu's hand, and was about to grab the book.

"Eh! Don't, big brother! A gentleman is worth a thousand gold, why is the eldest brother like this? How can you make the younger brother embarrassed by this behavior? Isn't it just a book? Before the friendship between you and my brothers, let alone a book, even a hundred books are not worth mentioning。。。。。。。 ”

Although Ah Fu said this, he held the book on his chest with both hands, and Ma Tong couldn't pull it open.

Just as the two of them were scrambling and shouting, they felt danger in their hearts almost at the same time, and a powerful force directly rushed through the curtain of the car, turning into two qi swords and stabbing at the throats of the two.

"Bang!"

In the flash of light, both of them jumped up from the car, and then a tea table made of golden silk sandalwood flew out of it and smashed on the big rock on the side of the road.

"Roll !!"

Chen Qiusheng's roar came from the carriage, and both of them shrunk their necks.

But the next moment, both of them locked their eyes on the broken tea table.

"Whoosh!"

Before Ah Fu could see it clearly, the horse boy took away all the golden sandalwood like a gust of wind.

When Ah Fu ran closer, he bent down and looked for it, but he didn't even see a bit of wood dregs!

Damn! Wild Goose Dog Thing!

Ah Fu scolded in his heart, and slowly walked to Ma Tong's side.

"Oh yes, dude! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm a step slower haha!"

Ma Tong also learned to stay Ah Fu lifted his pants, and then patted Ah Fu on the shoulder and smiled.

Oh!

Although Ah Fu spat in his heart, he also smiled on his face and said:

"It's all the blessing of the old brother, others can't grab it, congratulations to the old brother!"

"Hey, what are you and my brother talking about? I'll give you that book! Anyway, I've been reading it for more than ten years, and I've remembered it for a long time! Brother! Take it!"

As he spoke, the horse boy put the silver tattoo given by Fang Du Ah Fu in his hand, and chased the carriage with a smile.

Ah Fu looked at the silver in his hand, looked at the back of the horse boy and scolded the dog, those golden sandalwood, only one side of the scraps can be sold for hundreds of taels, on the other hand, his own money, not even mosquito legs.

Damn! Mosquito legs are still meat, no matter how small!

Ah Fu still put away the silver with a good look, and then followed.

Jumping into the carriage, Ma Tong smiled and knelt and bowed to Chen Qiusheng in the carriage through the curtain:

"Thank you Chen Shao! Thank you boss! I wish Chen Shao good health! Go up the mountain as soon as possible!"

"Ahem!"

Fang Qiuyi, who was on the side, couldn't stand it anymore, and coughed twice to remind Ma Tong, who the hell is your master?

"Hehe! Hello young master! Hello young master! I also wish the young master to cultivate diligently, and the road can be expected!"

Ma Tong nodded at Fang Qiuyi, but the latter didn't bother to take care of this dog thing with milk, just nodded and continued to eat dates.

"Driving β€”β€”"

Ma Tong was in a good mood, looking at the sluggish Afu who was about to catch up with the carriage behind, and raised the long whip in his hand and slapped it on the Zizong horse.

Zizong Ma was in pain, raised his head and neighed, and then moved his horse's hooves to speed up and run ahead.

"Qingming Valley rain, Lixia Xiaoman! Dog's day!

Ma Tong said the trombone again, ignoring the stupid Ah Fu behind him, just driving the car forward.

Your uncle's !!

Du Ah Fu scolded in his heart, and without hesitation, he launched a skillful third round of sexual greetings to Ma Tong's eighteenth generation ancestor, but he shouted to the front with a confession:

"Big brother, big brother, I haven't gotten in the car yet!

Ma Tong held back a laugh, but he didn't hear it, and the long whip in his hand danced vigorously, and the carriage ran straight into the wind.

Depend on!

Seeing that the carriage in front of him had no intention of stopping, he had to hold his breath and run with the carriage.

The strange thing is that the horse boy who drove the car seemed to eat the time of the car to death, and when the car was about to be ventilated, he slowed down the carriage, and when he had just changed his breath and galloped forward, the horse boy also waved his whip to spur the horse to speed up.

In this way, one is fast and one is slow, and he always hangs Du Ah Fu between two or three zhang, just like the radish hanging on a donkey, no matter how long Du Ah Fu stretches out his tongue and how fast he runs, he can't eat.

After running for about a quarter of an hour, Ah Fu felt that his head was dizzy, his face was red, his lungs seemed to be about to explode, and countless clear qi was rampage in it, and then the essence that surged up from his lower abdomen gradually lost his discipline and became very messy, as for his legs and feet, Ah Fu had already become numb from the initial pain, and the beads of sweat on his forehead seemed to drip without money, and a vest had already been soaked with sweat.

But his speed has not slowed down, but has been faster, and the distance between him and the horse workshop has been shortened to one zhang!

Hold on! Hold on for a little longer! Then the horse will not be able to stand it and stop drinking water and grazing! When the time comes, he will go up and punch the horse boy!

Thinking of this, Du Ah Fu bit the tip of his tongue, which was already bleeding, tried his best to control the violent clear air in his lungs, and urged his legs to chase after the carriage again.

At this moment, there was a heavy sound of horses' hooves behind him, and as soon as he looked back, a red shadow broke into his eyes.

A woman dressed in a light red gauze skirt, with a red veil covering her face, only revealing a pair of faint feathered jade eyebrows, swept past Afu on a tall white horse.

The white horse seemed to be a foreign beast blood, twice the size of the Purple Sect horse, and at the same time, the muscles on its body were like dragons, containing terrifying power.

Although the woman's expression was cold, she still cast a curious glance at Ah Fu.

Du Afu looked at him with a confused face, and found that the other party didn't seem to be interested in seeing him, and after a glance, he rode away on the white horse under him, but the hateful thing was that the strange beast white horse deliberately pouted his hooves when he passed by him, raising dust in the sky!

And he also neighed at the sky like a joy, leaving only a horse's ass after eating ashes, and ran away!

"Bah, Bah, Bah!"

Dumb Ah Fu spit out the soil in his mouth, he had been breathing with his mouth open just now, and he was completely defenseless against this sudden mouth of sand!

Don't fuck me and let me meet you in the future! Otherwise, I'll ride this horse! Lao Tzu killed and made horse meat hot pot to eat!