"You're really embarrassed by Peking University! How long has it been since you had a full meal?"

Qin Feng, who walked out of the restaurant, felt funny when he thought of Lei Xiaoyang's performance at the table. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Lei Xiaoyang, who had eaten a ditch full of trenches, said with satisfaction:

"What's so embarrassing about this, the people take food as the sky! What's wrong with Peking University? Besides, in this kind of high-end restaurant, I guess I'm just like this in college, and with you as a big dog paying, if I don't enjoy it to the fullest, who am I worthy of?"

"Look at your worthless appearance, don't say we know each other, I can't afford to lose that person!"

"It's okay, buddy, just know you, Qin Feng, now that the meal is over, shouldn't we have some entertainment next? Why don't you go and sing?

You call a few beautiful girls from school, let's have a good time, you can go to take a bath after singing, press a motorcycle or something, is this called life! The night is so beautiful, going back to the dormitory to chat nonsense is a waste of life."

Qin Feng and the others looked at Lei Xiaoyang in surprise.

"How can a person be so shameless, this guy is purely a beast in human skin!"

Gangzi also coaxed:

"This can be had, how can you spend this long night without having some fun?"

Looking at Lei Xiaoyang's cheap smile, Qin Feng really wanted to go up and give Ya a kick, and directly stepped on Ya's facial features.

"There's your uncle! Hurry up! Go back to your own home, find your own mother, what should you do, what should you do! Lei Xiaoyang, you give me a ride and get out, no matter how rich your buddy is, he can't stop your grandson from worrying so much.

There's a lot of work to do when you go back! Still singing! Entertainment! Or Lei Xiaoyang, you and Gangzi hug together for entertainment, we can treat it as if we didn't see it, this can be there!"

"Hahaha"

Lin Yang and the others laughed.

Then they all looked at Lei Xiaoyang and Gangzi who were standing together with deep meaning.

As soon as the laughter fell, the two grandsons jumped away from each other in an instant, and then looked at each other vigilantly, Lei Xiaoyang pointed at Gangzi and said:

"To make a statement, buddies only like beautiful women, and their sexual orientation is normal, if you like men, give me as far as you can in the future, dare to get close to buddy, buddy will give you a discount on all three legs"

Gangzi was so angry that his face turned purple, and he pointed at Lei Xiaoyang and scolded:

"Grandson, you like men! Lao Tzu likes beautiful women!"

"Hahaha"

Looking at the two goods guarding against each other, Qin Feng and the others immediately burst into laughter.

Not long after returning to school, after making an appointment for the future, Qin Feng blew Lei Xiaoyang away, asked him to prepare the tickets, just send them before the performance, and Lin Yang and Lin Yang immediately started rehearsing cross talk, and just go to Peking University to perform directly on the weekend.

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Early Wednesday morning.

Just after six o'clock.

Bedroom.

Lin Yang and the others were still sleeping, and Qin Feng pushed the door and walked in.

"Lazy pig, get up!"

He walked to Lin Yang's bed and lifted Lin Yang's quilt directly.

"Qin Feng, your uncle's! It's only a few o'clock, you guys will run over."

Lin Yang was immediately awakened by the cold, and when he opened his eyes, he scolded.

"Hurry up, something, you're going to class in a while, buddy is going to practice with the band, why don't you come now? Besides, it's time to get up, buddies have finished running, you lazy pigs are still sleeping"

"Are you sick? Why do you wake up earlier than the chickens? You still run, I don't remember you have this bad habit! How good it is to sleep in the morning, stupid X only went for a run!"

Lin Yang scolded as he got out of bed, and the rest of the people were still asleep.

"Fat Lin, you're too lazy to die, it's time to run, or you don't turn around Cong Shan thinks you're too fat, kicks you, and you can't cry anymore."

"Fuck off, can you hope for me!"

Lin Yang scolded, then took the basin and washed.

Ten minutes later, Lin Yang returned to the dormitory, wiped his face and sat opposite Qin Feng.

"Tell me, what the hell are you doing?"

Qin Feng took out his mobile phone and sent a WeChat message to Lin Yang.

"This is a new joke saved last night, I originally wanted to use it at this Peking University party, but I'm afraid that the time is too short, and you can't memorize it, so this section will be used in the live broadcast at the end of the month, and choose a section from the previous cross talk to perform at Peking University, you should familiarize yourself with this section first, and strive to memorize it as soon as possible, there is not much time"

"This is going to force people to death! In such a short time, let my buddy memorize a new paragraph, buddy has never memorized anything like this in the college entrance examination, no, you have to add money!"

Lin Yang complained while opening WeChat to check the new cross talk.

"Get out, add money, dream! Those are all buddies who are determined to take out the pain, and then cut it in half!"

"You dare to reduce! Beware of buddy playing with you, that's my son's milk powder money."

"With your fat physique, can you give birth to a son?"

"Die! you can't give birth to a son!"

After teasing each other for a few sentences, Lin Yang began to read the new cross talk carefully.

Lin Yang couldn't see it for five seconds, so he snorted and laughed.

After laughing, he realized that the rest of the people were still asleep, so he quickly covered his mouth with his hand and forced himself to hold back the laughter.

After glancing at his phone a few more times, Lin Yang reached out and punched Qin Feng directly, and said with a low smile:

"How do you look like a girl, you can come up with such a thing, it's so funny!"

"How is it, Fat Lin, this is good, isn't it? It's not bad at all than the previous cross talk."

Lin Yang's face completely bloomed with a smile, and he kept nodding his head and said:

"It's not bad, it's a lot of baggage at the beginning, and the jokes are one after another, it's great!"

"What's the matter, just this cross talk can definitely amuse all the audience to death, and make those men's football players and fans angry"

Lin Yang looked at the mobile phone without moving his eyes, and when he heard Qin Feng's words, he replied without raising his head:

"Yes, absolutely, just this cross talk, no matter where it is said, it is definitely a full house, I'm just a little worried, if this cross talk is broadcast, the men's football team will not have to come to the door to smoke us!

Qin Feng confidently patted Lin Yang's shoulder:

"Don't worry, buddy has a score in his heart, besides, you don't think it's a mortal enemy now? Those waste snacks, buddies have long been unpleasant, or scold them, buddies are not angry, as long as we don't name names, they can bite me!"

"You're just a mess! Okay! For the sake of money, buddy is also out of the way, and when the time comes, people will come to the door to smoke us, you have to go up, buddy will definitely slip away."

Lin Yang said with a shrunken neck.

"Look at your cowardice, don't worry, they won't go to school to find trouble, one is to consider the impact, and the other is that they also know the appeal of their buddies in school, I guess they don't have the guts"

"I look at it, the men's football team is a bunch of real hooligans, maybe they really dare!"

"That buddy is not afraid, the soldiers will come to block it, the water will cover it, who is afraid of whom!"

"Gotcha, it's up to you to be more rogues!"

Lin Yang quickly finished watching the entire cross talk, and the laughter never stopped during the period.

Hao Jun and the others were all woken up by laughter, and they opened their eyes one by one and started scolding.

"Fat Lin, you're giggling and smiling, and you don't let people sleep?"

"That's it, Fat Lin, are you dreaming of spring, laughter is so obscene"

……

Several people sat up from the bed with a smile and scolding, and they were all a little surprised to see that Qin Feng was also there.

Qin Feng didn't wait for these goods to be damaged, and immediately spoke:

"Let's all get up, I'll invite you to breakfast, I have something to tell you"

"Gotcha! Nothing to do, either a traitor or a thief, look at it! There must be no good thing."

After Gangzi finished speaking, he took the basin to wash, and the rest of the people all had the same expressions.

Fifteen minutes later, everyone finished cleaning up, and Qin Feng began to talk about things:

"Today, my buddies are not in school for a day, I have to practice with the band, my brothers help me keep an eye on the situation on the Internet, or that sentence, there must always be my voice on the Internet, you go back and say it to Dapeng and their several water armies."

"No problem, we'll come back after class and stare at it, Dapeng just make a phone call, don't worry"

Hearing that it was this, Hao Jun and the others all nodded and agreed.

"Qin Feng, how are you going to respond to those posts and remarks that attack you today?"

Li Wanhua asked.

Qin Feng did not hesitate, and immediately replied:

"It's still yesterday's old method, post the record! Let's disgust them with the embarrassing record played by the men's football team themselves, this trick is the most effective, and the men's football team and men's football fans are absolutely dumbfounded"

"It's still a little new, isn't it?"

Gangzi asked suspiciously.

"It doesn't matter, it's called a trick to eat all over the world, this is the best way to disgust the men's football team, they can't refute it at all. You remember one thing, and tell Dapeng them, don't explode foul language, after all, the men's football team is a national team, we can't leave a handle, just post the record, no matter what kind of posts and remarks, use this trick to deal with them, there is nothing more lethal than this"

"You're too bad, these achievements are definitely ugly things that the men's football team doesn't want to mention in their lives, but as a result, your girls are shaking all over the world, and the men's football team can't hate you to death, it's really bad!"

"Hahaha"

Several people burst out laughing.

"Okay, let's not talk about the men's football team, let's have breakfast!"

Qin Feng laughed a few times, and then beckoned everyone to go to breakfast together.

A new day has officially begun. (To be continued.) )