Chapter 370: True Banmen Gets the Axe (5/5)

The Yinglian Association is Xie Liwan's home field, how can they all look at it like this. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

At this time, a bearded man persuaded Xie Liwan. "Teacher Xie, why do you have to worry about him!"

He saw that Xie Liwan continued like this, it really became a joke, and he had a good relationship with Xie Liwan, so he came out to persuade him.

"It's not that I care, but you know that the kingdom is going to die. Xie Liwan said it angrily, but she had some estimates in her heart, so she hid two words.

How could she be scheming with such a young man for no reason, but this guy actually said that she was an old brute, which is really unusual. If Wen Xuemei hadn't told her, she wouldn't have known about it.

Zhang Can's ears were very bright, and he ate a snack, and then shouted loudly, "Old and not dead, it's for." ”

"Did you hear that, did you hear it?!" Xie Liwan said angrily, "This guy is scolding me again." ”

Neurotic! Zhang Can rolled his eyes.

Women really only sue, even ugly women in their forties.

This bearded man is indeed a little angry, but he just thinks that this Zhang Can is young and doesn't know how to respect his predecessors.

"Don't be too arrogant, boy. Be respectful of your seniors. The bearded man couldn't help but say to Zhang Can.

"Liars get old, and geniuses get old. There are virtuous people and unvirtuous people in the old man. Zhang Can said neatly, meaning that he only respects virtuous people, and Xie Liwan is completely unvirtuous.

But it was also strange in his heart, this old aunt provoked first, but he just replied, how did he become disrespectful to his predecessors.

"That's it, it's just a hidden couplet, look at the two of you. Wu Lao couldn't help but come out to play the round.

Hidden word couplet, Xie Liwan used the country's death, there must be demons, and the word demon was hidden, but it was just Zhang Can's demon. Zhang Can is even more desperate, being old and not dying is a thief, and directly said that this aunt is a thief.

"The fire in the Ministry of Water, Jin Sikong built a lot of construction; The southerners and the northerners, the Chinese book, the king of something. Zhang Can threw out another couplet unhurriedly.

The bearded man was angry, looking at Zhang Can in a suit and leather shoes, although it was almost autumn, the weather was still hot. Zhang Can was sweating, he didn't know where to find a fan, he shook and shook his heart in a panic, and blurted out,

"Boy, wearing winter clothes and holding a summer fan, is it readable in spring and autumn?"

This bearded man mocked Zhang Can as a star, and he didn't know if he had read it in the spring and autumn.

Zhang Can heard that he had a northern accent, and said with a smile, "Eunuch, born in the north, come to the south, is that thing still there?"

"You, stinky boy!"

This bearded man wants to hit someone. It would have almost rushed over with a fist raised. The people next to him were also dumbfounded, why is this going to be a fight again? Several people from the association hurriedly stopped the bearded.

"If you're brothers, don't stop me!" said the bearded man, angrily.

"Lao Hu, it's not us who is stopping you, if you think about the blue gauze tent, he picked it up with one hand. One of them persuaded.

"That's right, Lao Hu, if we don't stop you, you'll rush over. ”

"You can't beat him!"

After a few words from these people, the beard immediately deflated. Made, he probably can't beat that kid.

He couldn't lift a leg of the blue gauze tent.

But just let Zhang Can go like this, where can he put his face.

The bearded man rolled his eyes and said,

"The sideburns cover the forehead, and the ears seem to be connected. Men give birth to girls, and Mei Mulan is in front of the battle. ”

The first two sentences of this sentence praise the beauty of women, but add a sentence of a man giving birth to a girl, doesn't this mean that Zhang Can is a woman, and he doesn't beat women?

To be honest, although Zhang Can's appearance is handsome, he is heroic, not like a woman, everyone knows that this is just this beard and hard mouth.

Zhang Can put away his fan, pointed at the beard from afar, and said,

"If you want to knock your teeth and have nowhere to find them, I suddenly heard a sound in the hair. ”

With another turn of his hand, he pointed to Xie Liwan, whose forehead protruded like a "female birthday star", and said, "Three or five steps before appearing in court, the forehead will go to the front of the painting hall first." ”

Then he laughed twice and continued,

"Last year, I had a little lovesick tears, and I still can't shed on my cheeks.

It was difficult to wipe his face several times, but he left two springs. ”

This says that the beard of a beard has no teeth. There is also Xie Liwan's forehead protruding, and before the person walked out of the court, her forehead arrived at the place first. Everyone heard it, but they didn't have time to laugh out loud, because they were thinking about the last two sentences.

Last year, I had a little lovesick tears, and I still can't shed on my cheeks. -- The face is long, and last year's tears have not yet reached the cheeks this year.

It was difficult to wipe his face several times, but he left two springs. - Eyes sunken, tears are not missing.

Who is this talking about?

Many people's eyes were on Wen Xuemei.

Oily "poof" laughed out loud.

Zhang Can's famous saying, after being on the blacklist, I can't forget you if there are any "good things". Wen Xuemei was really shot while lying down.

Made, labor and management are not finished with you!

All three of them were red-eyed. Wen Xuemei's tears were rolling in her eyes. Indeed, her eyes were sunken, and the tears turned and did not flow for a long time.

Speaking of which, how can this bearded man say that Zhang Can can't do it, he has to make up two crooked poems to mock him. Who doesn't know that Zhang Can is good at composing poetry, and even the president of the Poetry Association has to worship him as a teacher.

Wu Lao was helpless, so he called a few people from the association to come out, and persuaded the three of them to go down first, go to the Wuyun Immortal Pavilion for a meal, or go downstairs to drink tea or something. was scolded for finding something by himself, and he really didn't have anything to do.

The three of them didn't have the face to stay here anymore, and after refusing, they threw their sleeves and left.

Although Wu Lao knew that they were self-inflicted, but the people in his association were scolded, he was still a little angry in his heart, this Zhang Can really regarded himself as the best in the world?

"Sishui River is the first, Sishi Xia is the second, the old man lives in Jiangxia, who is the first, who is the second"

To the person who is in pair, these words are put in the pair. Who is the first and who is the second, Wu Lao doesn't care, but he always has to let Zhang Can understand that the people in their association are not so easy to bully.

Zhang Can's face changed, and he replied quite politely, "The three Confucians are in front, the three talents are in the back, and the boy is a Confucian, how dare he be in the front?

This answer was neither humble nor arrogant, and Wu Lao's face was also a lot kinder, and it was indeed Xie Liwan who was looking for trouble just now. However, it can be seen from the time of the Wuyun Immortal Pavilion in the morning, I am afraid that Wen Xuemei is looking for trouble. It's no wonder that few people care about her works now, and there is even a so-called "anti-Wen Xuemeiwen", to such a point, it is no wonder that others.

After figuring it out, Wu Lao became more and more fond of Zhang Can. If such a talent does not join the Yinglian Association, it is definitely a condescending talent.