Zhenbeibao Film and Television City!

Outside the city, in a village full of yellow sand, dozens of people from the Journey to the West crew are in full swing arranging scenes, props and so on. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Outside a vacant lot, a makeup artist is applying makeup to Zhou Xingchi.

At this moment, he is dressed in tattered clothes like a beggar, and his whole body exudes a non-mainstream atmosphere. A pair of eyebrows, which were originally quite handsome, were glued with a layer of black hair and connected into a line.

The actors who pretend to be bandits around are also half a pound and half two with Zhou Xingchi, dressed in tattered clothes, plus all kinds of strange and non-mainstream shapes. If it was placed in ancient times, Zhun Te thought it was a beggar gang meeting.

Zhu Yin stood next to Zhou Xingchi, looking at her boyfriend's disgraced face, and the smile on her face couldn't be concealed at all.

"Husband, you're so ugly."

Zhou Xingchi Tian was shameless, and said with a hippie smile: "No, I think it's very handsome." ”

"Hehe, hee, he's very handsome, isn't it just a cabbage on his head, a sack, and kelp around his waist."

Zhou Xingchi covered his forehead in pain, this image is really ruined.

On the other side, Han Qiu was holding a loudspeaker to coordinate the entire crew, and when his eyes fell on Zhou Xingchi's group of bandits, a touch of strangeness appeared on his face.

Ye Chen, this kid, was beside Han Qiu and took pictures with the camera, "Old Han, are you sure that this group of people who kill Matga are really bandits?" This hairstyle, this costume, I'm really dressed. ”

"What's this?" Han Qiu smiled, "Do you know that in this world, there is a legendary family? They are half a pound and eight taels with this group of people. ”

"Huh?" Ye Chen was shocked, "Is there really such a family in reality?" ”

Han Qiu nodded: "According to the records of the "Historical Records-Burial Love Family", the most prominent family in the world of Killing Matt is called: Burial Love!" ”

"Funeral love family? Is this family recorded in the historical records? When Ye Chen heard this term for the first time, he couldn't help but feel a little interested, "Tell me, what kind of family is it?" ”

Han Qiu looked away, with a little meaningful emotion, and said: "There are six brothers in the funeral family, the eldest is called burial, and he is good at the killing and passing dance that rolls and moves in the mud!" ”

"The second child is called water burial, and he is good at crawling and rolling in the ditches and ponds in the fields, and the whole person is personable."

The third child is called cremation, and he is famous for a "fire rock dance in winter"! ”

"The fourth child is called a wood burial, and he likes to climb the edge of the wood, and his dragon swings his tail in the bud valley rice field!"

"The fifth child is called a golden burial, he likes to wear gold, silver, copper and iron, fingers, arms and thighs, and wears all kinds of metal chains, bracelets, rings, bracelets, and there are no less than 100 catties!!"

"Uh... Hundreds of pounds? Ye Chen's eyes widened, as if he was listening to a legend with a long history. Isn't there six brothers, but what about the sixth? ”

Han Qiu sighed, his eyes becoming more and more profound: "The sixth child is the soul of the funeral family, and the world calls it..."

"Smart burial!"

Ye Chen was completely speechless, but Han Qiu hadn't finished speaking: "The dance of the Zhi Burial seems to be a mess, but it is actually orderly in the chaos. No matter where it is, it can't stop the ghost of his footwork. And he has such achievements at a young age, which is a great tool for "stepping on dung"! ”

As he spoke, Han Qiu patted Ye Chen's shoulder: "Come on, work hard!" Fate owes you a pair of iron shoes and half a piece of concrete, but in the end, it will be returned! ”

Remember, they are the "Funeral Family." ”

After speaking, Han Qiu clapped his hands and left, not taking a cloud with him. Ye Chen was stunned for a while before he suddenly woke up: ", why are you patting me on the shoulder, Lao Tzu is not the one who buries the family!" ”

Han Qiu listened to Ye Chen's roar behind him, and couldn't help laughing, tsk, do you think the funeral family is so easy to enter? If you want to go, people won't necessarily accept you.

When he came to Zhou Xingchi's side, Han Qiu looked at his back, and after looking at it carefully, the more he looked at it, the more satisfied he became. Unexpectedly, Zhou Xingchi suddenly turned around, and in an instant, Han Qiu's head was in a trance, and a sense of dizziness hit him instantly.

"Damn, how did you do this?"

In Han Qiu's sight, Zhou Xingchi's thick non-mainstream style instantly appeared. Actually, this is not the main thing, the key is that his eyes shrunk into cross-eyed, which scared Han Qiuyi.

"Uh... I'm not following the script, practice in advance. When speaking, Zhou Xingchi still maintained a cross-eyed posture, although he was facing Han Qiu, Han Qiu couldn't feel his gaze.

Han Qiu gave a thumbs up and sighed: "Isn't it uncomfortable?" ”

"It's okay, I can hold back. I'm just afraid that when I'm acting, I won't be able to control it well, so I'll get used to this demeanor first. ”

Han Qiu was completely convinced, this was just a small detail, but he could see Zhou Xingchi's serious attitude.

Although it is acting, it is really not easy to be able to put down your body and practice yourself.

After a while, the scene and props were arranged, and Zhou Xingchi and a group of dragon suits also painted various non-mainstream costumes. Han Qiu nodded at Andy and Yuan Meng, signaling to start immediately.

Andy smiled back: "OK! ”

Here, Zhou Xingchi plays the role of a bandit leader, a big boss! Xu Mengda is a supporting role, the second master.

The plot here is: Spider Jingchun Thirty Niang came to Wuyue Mountain and lived in the bandits' den, and beat a group of bandits from top to bottom. Zhou Xingchi, as a big boss, was even more taken care of, received a seven-wound punch, was beaten so that he couldn't take care of himself, and was even beaten into a cross-eyed, and he couldn't even tell who was who.

At that time, some people wondered, how could the Seven Wounds Fist appear here?

Han Qiu and Zhou Xingchi looked at each other and smiled, nonsensical, do you still need a reason?

........

“action！” Han Qiu shouted, and several cameras that had been prepared around him for a long time began to operate.

In the clearing, Zhou Xingchi stared at a cross-eyed, leaning on a chair, holding a tattered fan in his hand. Ahead, a group of bandits squatted on the ground, holding a string of props and copper coins on their heads.

"You fools, what are you doing with the silver on your head, put it down for me!" Zhou Xingchi glared at a pair of cross-eyed, jumped out of the chair, and kicked left and right in the crowd.

A group of bandits suddenly turned into birds and beasts and scattered, and the scene instantly turned into movement.

Xu Mengda, who was like a beggar, trembled, and said tremblingly: "No, the money has landed, and the head is not guaranteed, the helper." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Zhou Xingchi yelled and came straight towards Xu Mengda, and then passed by Xu Mengda in his confused gaze. With a backhand grab, he caught a more non-mainstream bandit, and when he opened his mouth, he was scolded.

"You are so seedless, how can you be my second master?"

"Help, help, help. Helper, I'm not the second in charge, I'm blind! ”

The crew outside the venue couldn't help laughing, this Nima is really talking nonsense with his eyes open, this nonsense is too good, right? A person who recognizes the wrong person, a person who is obviously not blind, is called a blind man.

However, Han Qiu shook his head slightly: "cut!" ”

Andy shrugged his shoulders and lifted his head off the camera. He is a foreigner, and he can't understand what this group of bandits are doing, and the nonsensical Chinese culture makes him feel a headache.

What the hell is this Nima doing? Is this how all Chinese movies are made?

After NG, Han Qiu said to Zhou Xingchi: "It's not enough, it's not enough." Your performance is not natural enough, you don't look at Xu Mengda when you pass by, now, the blind man is the second master in your eyes, and you can only have blind people in your eyes. ”

Zhou Xingchi smiled awkwardly, just now, he was indeed a little distracted, and he couldn't control his gaze at Xu Mengda. It's really this nonsensical plot that is too troublesome, and I just have to open my eyes and talk nonsense.

"Okay, Director Han, I'll pay attention."

Han Qiu nodded: "Okay, continue." ”

This time, when Zhou Xingchi passed by Xu Mengda, he did not squint, as if in his eyes, there was only one blind man in the whole world, if this look was not anger, maybe he thought that these two people had adultery.

After this episode, Zhou Xingchi realized that he had recognized the wrong person, and hurriedly turned his head to look at Xu Mengda, but this time he passed by Xu Mengda again, and came straight to a dog, pointing to the puppy lying on the ground with an innocent face and scolding again.

"Look at your virtue, sneaky, embarrassing, disheveled, dog-like, how did you come out and roam the rivers and lakes with me? Yes! ”

On the other hand, a group of bandits all looked at Zhou Xingchi with dull faces.

It seems that I recognized the wrong person again, uh no, I recognized the wrong dog.

Zhu Yin stood outside the camera, covering his lips and watching his boyfriend's pretending performance, and the sound of silver bell-like chuckles came out from time to time; Han Qiu nodded with satisfaction, yes, it's just a little bit of a point, this ability to open your eyes and talk nonsense is really getting stronger and stronger.

The surrounding staff also secretly gave a thumbs up, grandma's, strong, treat a dog as a person, this performance skill, it's really not covered!

While admiring, everyone was amused by Zhou Xingchi and Xu Mengda, the living treasures, and at the same time mocked Han Qiu loudly in their hearts: Director Han, you are strong, you are so nonsensical, I will obey you!

After that, Zhou Xingchi regarded a piece of grass as the second master, and scolded and stepped on it fiercely, while Xu Mengda pretended to scream on the side.

Everyone has completely laughed, and they didn't talk about dogs as adults before, but now it's too much to treat a piece of grass as a person. Dogs are still animals, but this grass is a plant.

But on the contrary, Zhou Xingchi's performance made everyone unable to find fault, as if in his cockfighting eyes, this piece of grass is the second master!

Han Qiu laughed in his heart, this is the essence of nonsense!

Until the end, Zhou Xingchi seemed to be too deep into the play, and until the end, he was still staring at cross-eyed.

"Xingchi, it's over. No more cross-eyed fights. Xu Mengda patted the ash on his body and said.

Zhou Xingchi came to his senses, looked at the unadult-like grass pile in front of him, and gasped: "Oh, mom, no, it's not good, I'm almost a demon barrier." I feel like I can't help but call me the second master when I see anything in the future. ”

Xu Mengda's cheeks twitched: "Uh... It's okay if you call the second master, but you don't call me by my name. ”

"No, when I was acting just now, I kept thinking about you in my heart."

"......." Xu Mengda was speechless.

"Or are you really going to let me step on it? Maybe I'll be cured with this. ”

"Get out." Xu Mengda's face darkened and he yelled.

(Sima Qian greatly forgives me, I didn't mean to tamper with the historical records...) ）