Chapter 19: The Unlucky Disciple Brother
The sloppy stone was knocked into the trunk of a tree not far away, then bounced back and rolled behind the man in black.
Turning around suddenly, before the man in black could see what was on it clearly, he let out a pig-killing scream from his mouth.
"Ah......h
It turned out that at the moment when the man in black turned around, Zhu Jiushi stabbed the stick hidden in his sleeve into the anus of the man in black, and then fell to the ground and rolled on a donkey, rolling to the side with his bare ass.
At this time, the man in black could not control a lot, pulled out the stick, and jumped up on the spot with his hands on his ass.
In the grass, the monk looked at everything in front of him, felt that the opportunity had come, picked up a stone on the ground, stood up, and smashed it out with the head of the man in black.
The man in black, who was in unbearable pain, just wanted to use the source power to relieve the pain, but suddenly felt that something flew towards him, and he didn't have time to think about it, so he jumped on the spot.
"Ah......h
Another pig-killing scream.
It's okay not to jump, but as soon as he jumped up, he almost killed the man in black, only to see that the monk originally wanted to smash the stone on the head of the man in black, but the man in black jumped on the spot, and hit the crotch of the man in black off the target.
In mid-air, the hands of the man in black covering his buttocks covered his crotch at this time.
As soon as he landed, Zhu Jiushi saw another sweep, and the man in black stood unsteadily and fell backwards, saying that it was unfortunate that the back of his head just hit the stone that was bounced back by the tree trunk, and then he fell into a coma with both eyes......
At this time, seeing the man in black fall to the ground, the monk hurriedly pounced out of the grass, and then jumped high, and smashed into the man in black in free fall.
"Ah......h
The man in black, who had just passed out, was woken up by this human bomb, screamed again, and then spat at the corner of his mouth, and his head tilted and fainted.
Looking at the man in black lying motionless on the ground, Zhu Jiushi glanced at the monk and was a little overwhelmed.
The monk pressed the man in black, touched his bald head, and said with some doubts: "This is solved?
Zhu Jiuyi lifted his pants while deliberately swinging his little brother towards the monk, glanced at the monk provocatively, and then said proudly: "See, this is my brother's strong capital......
Sneaking a glance at the grass on the side, Zhu Jiushi tightened his belt with satisfaction.
The corners of the monk's mouth twitched, and he was stunned that he was given by Zhu Jiushi's behavior, and Lei lost the ability to organize speech, and gave Zhu Jiushi a thumbs up helplessly.
At this moment, Lori and Romandy, who were hiding in the grass, had long been blushed by Zhu Fatzi's shameless behavior. The two of them covered their eyes, their faces were full of fever, and even their ears and necks were red.
"It's so shameless, how can he be so big there......"
Lori only felt that her brain was muddy, and while covering her little face, she shyly peeked through her hand, and said to Romandy with some annoyance.
Roman was no better at this time, and he really didn't know how to pick up Lori's words, so he could only say softly: "Maybe it's inflamed, it's very swollen......"
"Huh?"
Lori was puzzled for a while, then glanced at Romandy in surprise, and then said, "Sister, have you seen it all? And you still know so much......
Roman was also broken, and said in a speechless heart: "If you didn't see it, how would you know that his ...... is so big", so he replied hatefully: "I guessed too, I didn't see his ...... there"
The two people looked at each other, and they tacitly didn't continue the topic, everyone just pretended to be confused, anyway, the two of them looked at it, and it didn't make sense to expose each other, isn't there a saying called: Why should women be embarrassed by women......
When he came to the man in black, Zhu Jiushi shook his fat flesh, picked up the stick that the man in black had just thrown away, looked at the monk with an obscene face and said, "It doesn't matter if you pretend or not, you will know if you try it, hehe......"
As he spoke, the monk saw Zhu Jiuyu holding the stick and poking it into the crotch of the man in black.
As soon as the monk closed his eyes, he heard a scream, and then he was swept away. Flew in the air for several meters, and then threw a dog gnawing mud towards the ground.
"Ah......h
The two beauties in the grass had not yet woken up from the shock brought by Zhu Jiuten, when they heard another scream.
I looked over, and saw that the monk who was still pressing on the man in black suddenly flew out, and he also fell into the mud.
Zhu Jiu0 squatted in place, holding a stick in his hand.
And the man in black who was lying on the ground didn't know when he straightened his upper body, his eyes were wide open, his mouth was open, and a mouthful of white foam slowly flowed down from his mouth, and he and Zhu Jiuyi were looking at each other motionlessly at this time.
Zhu Jiushi swallowed his saliva and shouted at the man in black: "Senior brother...... What's wrong with you, are you having a nightmare......?
The man in black didn't seem to hear what Zhu Jiu Shi said, and he still looked at Zhu Jiu Shi with wide eyes.
"Senior brother...... Brother...... Senior Brother ......"
Zhu Jiushi shouted a few times, then shook his hand in front of the man in black, and found that there was no reaction at all, so he had the courage to pat the face of the man in black.
Then the man in black fell straight backwards, Zhu Jiuyi was stunned, and thought: "It seems that this time he is really unconscious, this senior brother is also a thief, if he is not alert, maybe he will have to suffer a big loss......
The monk crawled back with a disgraced face, and looked at Zhu Jiushi's eyes that were about to burst into flames.
"Zhu Fatzi, did you do it on purpose? You must be yes, right......
Hearing the monk's questioning, Zhu Jiushi was not happy, and scolded the monk: "Dead bald donkey, do you know that I saved your life just now?"
My brother was obviously pretending to be unconscious and wanted to take advantage of the opportunity to get up, if I hadn't been clever and clever, I gave him a fatal blow.
With my senior brother's strength, after making a move, how can you be just a little dog gnawing mud......?
When the monk heard this, he was a little angry for a while, obviously he just felt wrong, but he couldn't find the reason.
He could really hear the scream just now, and the senior brother was indeed awake.
Looking at Zhu Jiushi, the monk touched his bald head with some annoyance, and his face was entangled. I thought depressedly: "Did I really wronged Zhu Fatman?"
In the grass, Lori poofed, covered her little mouth and almost died of laughter, and said to Romandy: "Sister, both of them are so stupid, the monk said before that Zhu Jiu0 was greedy for life and afraid of death, Zhu Jiu0 didn't hear it, this time Zhu Jiu0 was a daze."
Hee-hee...... I took a closer look, and that senior brother was obviously stunned by them several times.
The monk is also so stupid, besides, with the strength of that senior brother, is it necessary to pretend to be in a coma with two people who have not even woken up? And pretended to be several times, haha...... Laughed at me. ”
Romandy was also confused, how could two people who were so unreliable be able to kill an awakened person so easily?
Smiling at Lori, Romandy said a little relaxed: "Maybe, the world is too big, there are no surprises." But anyway, the danger is out for the time being, so let's get out......"
Lori smiled and nodded, and walked out of the grass with Romandy, holding hands.
Just when Zhu Jiushi and the monk were staring at each other, they saw two beauties walking towards them.
Zhu Jiu0 didn't care about looking at the monk, and hurriedly made a gesture that he thought was very handsome, and said to Lori and Romandy with a flattering face: "The two beauties are really amazing, if it weren't for you hiding in the grass and shouting for me, my Zhu Fat Man wouldn't be so vigorous, and easily killed my senior brother......
Burst......
"Wha......"
As soon as she came out, she was amused by Zhu Jiu0, and Lori and Romandy both laughed.
Seeing Zhu Jiu Shi coax the two beauties so happily, the monk was unwilling.
Hurriedly ran to Lori and Romandy, and shook off the bald head that didn't have a single hair, thinking it was very elegant.
Flatteringly, he said: "Yes, if it weren't for the sincere prayers and concerns of the two beauties, how could my monk have thrown the stone so accurately."
Although there is Zhu Fatzi on the side, I still know that if it were not for the blessing of the faith of the two beauties, how could I be so chic and elegant, killing my senior brother with one stone, oh no, killing one stone and one bird, without much effort......
This senior brother of mine is simply weak in my opinion, and I haven't had time to exert my full strength. Let the two beauties see the invincible heroic appearance of the monk, and he will fall, hey, what a pity, in vain for my senior brother......"
"Wha...... Wahahaha......"
Lori and Romandy couldn't stand it anymore, the two of them covered their mouths with one hand and their stomachs with the other, and they couldn't even straighten their waists when they laughed, and their eyes were filled with laughter.
The two sisters looked at each other, and thought to themselves, "If the one lying on the ground hears it, he must not cry out for injustice." Even if you don't get angry, you have to get angry and have an internal injury...... What a hard-working brother. ”
At this time, Zhu Jiushi couldn't take care of the monk, what did the senior brother who fainted to death on the ground think. Looking at the smiling beauty in front of them, their eyes were about to pop out of their sockets, and the two of them swallowed saliva in tacit understanding.
Lori and Romandy looked at both of them with pig looks, and they were embarrassed to calm down.
Zhu Jiu was fascinated by it, Lori and Romandy suddenly stopped laughing, which made him itch in his heart, how could this be good, so he said casually: "Laugh, continue to laugh, why don't the two beauties laugh anymore......"
"Laugh at you big-headed ghost...... Pervert ......"
Romandy glared at Zhu Jiu Shi and the monk fiercely, turned his head, and said hatefully, for fear that he would be uncontrollable and want to laugh when he saw these two people.
Lori also pouted, and said with disgust: "I also heard my father tell me that before the catastrophe, there was a Buddhist scripture called Journey to the West, which contained two perverts, one called Zhu Bajie, and the other called Monk Hua, hum~ It's the two of you ......"
Zhu Jiu0 glanced at the monk, and said with some doubts: "How can we have anything to do with the monk before the catastrophe, and we haven't crossed over......"
"Alright...... Don't talk nonsense, let's imagine how to solve my brother's problem......"
Romandy really didn't want to listen to these two people's nonsense, so he quickly changed the subject.
Hearing Romandy say this, Zhu Jiushi and the monk didn't talk nonsense.
A few people surrounded the senior brother on the ground and planned, and Zhu Jiushi and the monk were actively developing a treatment plan, but what the senior brother didn't know was that his nightmare was coming to him step by step.
If Senior Brother can still think, then what he regrets the most must be that when he chose to chase people, he shouldn't have chased in the direction of this fat man......