Chapter 40, Mr. Zombie Plus
It turned out that he was the unlucky one.
But this is not scientific, he doesn't know Jiang Shuqing's grandfather, and he didn't recruit him to provoke him, why did he shoot himself?
Having fun?
It's also too bullying.
However, since Jiang Shuqing said that the person her grandfather was going to shoot was him, then there must be her reasons, so he asked, "How do you think that the person your grandfather is going to shoot is me? Maybe it is the guy in the back who he wants to shoot?"
As you can see from the rearview mirror, Wang Ziqing also stopped the car. However, he didn't dare to stop, there was a distance of more than ten meters from Chen Qinglang and them.
"Wang Ziqing can know that you stayed at my house for the night last night, and it is impossible for my grandfather not to know. Maybe the news was secretly released by Wang Ziqing, wanting my family to teach you a lesson and keep you away from me. Jiang Shuqing said, "Wang Ziqing's entanglement of me, everyone in my family knows, it's just that my family and his family are world friends, and he didn't do anything out of the ordinary to me, so it's not appropriate to teach him a lesson, let alone shoot him." And my grandfather went to my house, which means that this matter has something to do with my residence, except for you and Pei Pei, no one has been to me these days, not to shoot you, or to shoot Pei Pei?"
As soon as Jiang Shuqing said this, Chen Qinglang's heart immediately beat a drum. However, it is also unrealistic to say that he escaped.
"Senior sister, I'm afraid you can't escape from this, right? Your family should be very powerful in the army, if you really want to shoot me, there is a way to find me no matter what. ”
Jiang Shuqing knew that what he said made sense, and suddenly became worried: "Then what should I do?"
Chen Qinglang thought about what happened just now when he was shot but was unharmed, and said, "Don't forget, I'm not an ordinary person. Even if your grandfather wanted to shoot me, it wouldn't be that simple. ”
Jiang Shuqing remembered what happened just now, his eyes suddenly lit up, and his heart was a little lighter: "Yes, I forgot about it." Besides, my grandfather must be just scaring people, how can he say that he will shoot whoever he shoots. If he dares to shoot you, I will die in front of him immediately. ”
This was said very heartwarmingly, and Chen Qinglang was naturally very happy in his heart.
"Don't worry, it won't embarrass you. Chen Qinglang said.
Jiang Shuqing nodded, drove the car and continued to move forward, and Wang Ziqing's car also started immediately, keeping a distance and following behind.
Chen Qinglang opened the window and said, "Senior sister, I want to smoke a cigarette." ”
Jiang Shuqing's face tensed: "Don't smoke!"
She hates others smoking the most, Chen Qinglang never dared to smoke in front of her before, but now he has a lot of things to think about, and the addiction to smoking has come up again, and he can't hold it back. Of course, the most important thing is that he is not as scared of Jiang Shuqing as before, otherwise, he would never dare to ask for smoking.
"Just smoke one. ”
"Not even half a root!"
"I'm smoking with the window open!"
"I can't handle you now, can I?"
Jiang Shuqing turned his head to look at him, turned his head, and pretended to ignore people.
This look is a bit cute, so Chen Qinglang immediately closed the window and stopped mentioning smoking. The corners of Jiang Shuqing's mouth immediately curled, and her face was full of smiles.
Next, Chen Qinglang began to think about things. The first thing is why I was shot, but I didn't die or get hurt.
He couldn't help but touch his waist, but suddenly felt a little strange. The originally smooth fabric suddenly had a little bit of a crack.
When he looked down, he saw that there was a round hole in the edge of his coat. The edge of the round hole seemed to have been burned by fire, and it became a black hard material.
When I lifted the coat, I found that the inner lining also had a hole, and then I lifted the inner lining, which was the skin. There were no marks on the skin, and the bullet had only penetrated two layers of cloth.
The bullet is so powerful, of course, it is impossible to be blocked by two layers of cloth. Unless the clothes are body armor, but I don't wear body armor.
At this time, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration and remembered something.
Moon white clothes!
He put on the dress before, but found that there were no buttons, and before he could figure out what was going on, the clothes were gone. I couldn't figure it out at the time, but now I suddenly wake up.
That dress was begged by Miao Cheng from her master, and her master is a snake demon who has been cultivating for I don't know how many years, so this dress is naturally not an ordinary clothes, not only a treasure, but also a good treasure.
Since it is not an ordinary thing, it naturally cannot be treated with ordinary reason.
The moment the white clothes disappeared, the function should have been activated, directly like an invisible armor, draped on himself.
When the bullet hit him, he was immediately defended and couldn't penetrate it, but the bullet was very powerful after all, and although it couldn't penetrate, it still made him feel pain.
Thinking of this, he was ecstatic, and at the same time secretly rejoiced that it was really time for Miao Cheng to repay his kindness. If he had been a day late, he might have died.
It's just that this dress only has a top, but no pants and a hood, and I don't know if it can only defend the upper body or the whole body. If he could only defend his upper body, it would really be inappropriate, and he would definitely ask for another pair of pants and a hood when he had the opportunity. Anyway, after putting it on, it disappeared immediately, without the slightest burden, and I was not afraid that someone would say that I was a stupid fork.
Jiang Shuqing saw him studying the bullet on his clothes there, and asked curiously: "Xiao Lang, what the hell is going on? Those two shots obviously hit you, why is there nothing at all?"
She held back for a long time, and she always wanted to ask, but the reason why she didn't ask was that she felt that Chen Qinglang didn't want to tell her about these things.
She has known Chen Qinglang for several years, she knows many things about Chen Qinglang, but she has never heard of it, he can actually draw talismans, and he can be invulnerable, and the talismans he draws are so powerful that even zombies who are not afraid of bullets can deal with them.
Last time he was walking stiffly, Chen Qinglang punched and kicked, very majestic, she also asked him why he fought so badly, didn't he tell the truth?
That's why she felt that Chen Qinglang didn't want to tell her these things, since others didn't want to say it, she shouldn't ask according to common sense, which would make people feel embarrassed and not very polite.
But this thing is too bizarre, and the woman is very curious, so in the end she couldn't help but ask.
Chen Qinglang was a little entangled, and he didn't know whether to tell her the truth. After thinking about it, her strength has been exposed, and it doesn't hurt to say it, but whether she believes it or not, that's her own business.
"Senior sister, if I say that I am a cultivator, do you believe it or not?"
Jiang Shuqing said: "In the past, I didn't believe it, but now, I don't dare not believe it, and I don't dare to believe it all." ”
Chen Qinglang was curious: "Why?"
"You and Pei Pei both said that there were zombies before, but I didn't believe it, but I ran into it today, so no matter what strange things you tell me, I don't dare not believe it. However, I don't dare to believe it directly...... If you are a cultivator, you should devote yourself to cultivating the Tao, so how can you settle down and go to school and become a teacher? If you spend all this time on the Tao, isn't it more valuable than doing anything?"
Jiang Shuqing got to the point.
This is also something that Chen Qinglang is a little worried about.
The land of the Fortune Couple.
Now that the Dharma is in place and the couple is in place, there is a lack of wealth and land.
If you don't have money, you have to work, otherwise you won't be able to survive, let alone monastic. But in this way, the time for cultivating the Tao will be greatly reduced, and if there is no diligence in cultivation, even if you have money to survive, you will not be able to live forever, and there will always be a day when you will be born, old, sick and die. In this way, the gains outweigh the losses.
He also thinks about this issue occasionally in the past few days, and after thinking about it, he can't think of any good ideas.
He could get a little talisman to heal the sick and heal the wound and make some money, but the question is, when medical treatment is so advanced, who would get sick and injured and not go to the hospital, but find someone to use the talisman to treat the injury?
Even if some people believe it, if the news spreads, it will definitely cause a lot of trouble.
First of all, many sick people will come to him for medical treatment, and there will certainly be a lot of them, and the illness will certainly not be light, and at that time, will he be cured or not? If he is not cured, his conscience will be uneasy, and if he is cured, he will devote himself to mundane things, and there will not be much time for cultivation.
Moreover, some peers may be looking for trouble, and the heart of the doctor's parents is just an ancient saying, which has long been buried in the loess with the ancients. Now it's capital, if you dare to rob other people's business, they will dare to make you unable to do business.
This is all a trivial matter, in case the country lets itself teach others to draw talismans, then what should I do?
If he teaches, first, he is not happy, and secondly, if the business is robbed, he will fall into a situation where he is short of money, and then everything will return to square one.
If you don't teach...... What should people do if they kill you in order to prevent other organizations from taking you away?
The use of Fu Ye is feudal superstition, and no matter what, it will hinder ideological work and is not conducive to governing the country and the people, so it is reasonable to kill you.
Of course, this is all imaginable. The unexpected troubles must be endless. When the time comes, what should he do?
Therefore, if you want to cultivate the Tao with Taoism, you must first do two things well, first, conceal your identity, and second, conceal the method of curing.
Only by doing these two things can we use the charm to heal the disease.
But in today's society, it's easier to hide the way to treat a disease, and it's too difficult to hide your identity.
So for a moment, he hadn't thought of a safe way.
But I can always think of it.
My cultivation is low now, and no one teaches spells, so it is a little difficult to do something deceitful and deceitful for the time being. But as long as you can touch the true threshold of cultivation, you will definitely be able to solve these problems now.
The mundane pass, the immortal pass, the ascending heaven pass.
Ordinary people can only be regarded as true cultivators when they wander outside the monastic gate, and when their souls are out of the body and sense the aura of heaven and earth.
Think about her master, the thousand-year-old snake demon, how many magical witches she has to hide in her stomach, as long as she can learn a little bit from her, she will definitely be completely different from now.
"Fa Cai couple, no money, no food, what kind of Tao do you cultivate?" Chen Qinglang ran other thoughts to the back of his mind, and gave his own answer to Jiang Shuqing's question.
Jiang Shuqing was not very satisfied with this statement: "The cultivators on TV, who go to heaven and earth, can do anything, and are afraid that they will not have money to eat?
Chen Qinglang was speechless.
Go to the mountains and forests to cultivate, isolated from the red dust, how many people can endure such loneliness?
"Cultivators are also divided into three, six, and nine grades, and my current cultivation is too low to leave the world, so I can only do this first. When you reach a high level of cultivation in the future, it will naturally be completely different from your current life. He said this, and there was a little loneliness.
It's really not interesting for a person to live forever. He looked at Jiang Shuqing and had the urge to teach her the method of cultivation.
But I held back.
If she doesn't want to be with her after all, then let her cultivate the Dao Fa and live forever, but watching her family, the people she likes in the future slowly age, for herself, I'm afraid it's a big sin, right?
Moreover, I am not familiar with the current monastic world, so I may be full of dangers everywhere. Before one's own cultivation has not been promoted, one should not rashly let anyone close to him step into this circle.
After all, once you enter this road, there is no turning back.
Jiang Shuqing didn't know what he was thinking, so he just continued to ask, "Then what level are you now?"
"Well, it's a little bit stronger than some martial arts masters in the rivers and lakes, right? If it is in Taoism, this is a little higher than Lin Zhengying in Mr. Zombie......" To be honest, he really blushed a little for such a cultivation.
Jiang Shuqing said "oh": "I understand, it's Mr. Zombie Plus." ”