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What is a superstar?

The winner of the 107th Nobel Prize in Literature is him, the Chinese writer Zhang Can.

The film that won the Best Film Award at the Eggs Film Festival was "Xiangyangtun" directed by Zhang Can.

Leaders of various countries vied with each other to invite Zhang Can to dinner.

He closed his eyes, enjoying the feeling of being a superstar who was crazy pursued by countless beauties and was in the spotlight.

Until, Zhang Can opened his eyes.

Well, it's a dream.

He blinked twice, his eyes that had just opened and were still a little confused, then slammed them shut and opened them again.

Close it again, open it again.

Nima: Didn't I wake up from my dream?

Zhang Can looked at the stunning beauty sitting in front of him in a bit of a daze.

Well, you found out, in addition to dreaming of becoming a superstar, he also dreamed that he had done a crazy thing with this beauty. It was a complete dream, not like the intermittent dream of a superstar.

But this is also normal, as a normal man who has been single for more than 20 years and is in good health.

There is no problem with this dream at all.

"Zhang Can, let's ......" The beautiful woman's eyes were a little sparkling, she took a deep breath to stabilize her emotions, and then said to him, "Let's get married." ”

"Huh?" Zhang Can looked confused. The object of his fantasy says he wants to marry him?

He just looked at her quietly, not saying a word.

It is undeniable that the object of his fantasy is really beautiful, with a delicate white and tender face, and eyes like a clear spring, clear to the bottom. The facial features are delicate and beautiful, and there is no flaw on the face of pure makeup, which can be said to be beautiful to the pores, which is heart-pounding.

Zhang Can is indeed talented, so he can fantasize about such a perfect woman.

If there is such a beauty in reality, it is definitely a real goddess.

Zhang Can looked at her a little greedily.

"You ......" Seeing that he had not spoken, the beauty's face changed, and she actually covered her mouth and ran out.

Zhang Can still maintained a silent posture and watched her leave.

The protagonist is one less, and it's time for you to wake up.

Zhang Can said to himself, and then silently stretched out his hand to his thigh.

"Wow!! Wow!!!I'm !! it."

Zhang Can touched the red mark on his thigh and screamed.

It hurts to death!

Only then did he realize that something was wrong, and lifted the quilt to take a look!

Where's my long leg hair that was the number one in the beauty pageant, and the chest hair of his good brother is gone!

Stretched out his hand and pulled it twice, well, it's still there, it's a man.

Zhang Can was relieved.

Is this the time to think about this?

He lifted the quilt and rushed into the toilet to look in the mirror.

Oh my god, who is this?

In the mirror, a small white face with red lips and white teeth and deep facial features.

Zhang Can, with long chest hair and dense legs, a lewd face, a big man with his feet picked, and a writer on the street.

And at this moment, the little white face in the mirror, the facial features are delicate but heroic, according to the standard of those fans on the Internet, who change their husbands every three days, they tie their three husbands together, and they are not as handsome as the little white faces in the mirror.

If you score by this standard, you can definitely score 999 points out of 100 out of 100!

The only drawback is that the eyes are unconsciously obscene, which looks a little inappropriate. But these eyes were the only ones Zhang Can felt familiar.

His own eyes.

"Ah...... Ahh

After looking in the mirror for a long time, Zhang Can found that he was still naked.

The window of the hotel opened a small crack, and a gust of cold wind blew, making him sneeze.

Snorting twice, he snorted back to bed rummaging through his clothes.

This should be a hotel, the clothes and the quilt of the hotel are inseparably entangled, and last night's battle was quite fierce!

"Ah...... Ahh......h Clothes, my clothes ......"

Zhang Can lifted the quilt hard, and with a bang, he suddenly confiscated his legs with too much force, shook the whole person, and then squatted on the ground.

At the same time, dumbfounded!

There were blood stains on the sheets.

It's over, it's trouble!

That beauty just now, not a dream!

Scumbag, scumbag, Zhang Can scolded himself twice, remembering the way the girl cried and went out, his heart became more and more uncomfortable.

Be responsible!

Zhang Can said to himself,

You have to be responsible for her! You have to marry her! You have to chase her down!

As soon as the words fell, Zhang Can couldn't suppress the joy in his heart, thinking about the girl's stunning appearance, she made a lot of money!

The sound of "Didididi" sounded.

What the?

Zhang Can followed the voice and searched, only to find the hotel's landline phone under the bed.

It was the waiter who informed him to check out.

Zhang Can hurriedly cleaned up the messy house. Then I got dressed and went to the front desk.

The mess in the house is still ...... It's a bit of a shame.

"So handsome!"

"That man, his legs are so long!"

"I'm going to faint. ”

Two employees dressed as waiters chattered and discussed in the background.

The first time someone talked about my handsomeness behind my back, Zhang Can felt a little beautiful in his heart.

Zhang Can took the returned deposit and left the hotel. Zhang Can knows this hotel, several stars, and often passes by here on weekdays, and this is the first time to go in. A few days ago, I saw the promotion of this hotel. It doesn't seem to have traveled to the alien planet, and there are no immortals and old grandfathers.

Zhang Can stopped, grabbed his phone and looked at it, scratching his head, the time was right. Nor was he born again.

No, my appearance has changed.

When he opened the mobile banking and looked at it, he had a deposit of only 2,000 yuan, but it became 30,000 yuan.

Thirty thousand!

Zhang Can's eyes lit up.

It's good to have money, and you're not afraid of anything.

30,000 is enough for you to buy as many skins! 30,000 as you can buy as many gold!

He relaxed a lot, and then he flipped out the address book and made a few calls.

"Son, how are you doing at work lately?"

"It's good, Mom, it's good at home. ”

"It's all good. ”

"Hey, Zhang Can, have a fight at night?"

"No, I'm in trouble. Zhang Can casually coped with a few sentences and turned off the phone.

His friends and relatives have not changed. So the only thing that has changed is ......

Zhang Can raised his head and looked at the huge screen on the side of the road.

Yu Yue'er, a little diva in the music world, lost her new song again, and her focus turned to the film and television industry. ”

"The movie "Jialan" is about to be completed, the second male lead was detained for driving and escaping, director Wang Ke, replaced!"

Qingyun TV launched the variety show "Happy Starlight", and the ratings are expected to break 2%. ”

"Shengming Dynasty" is about to be staged, and the old drama bone Xie Wennan plays the emperor. ”

"The Ancient City of Martial Arts Grandmaster has announced its retreat, and there may be a stunning masterpiece next year!"

None of the stars on the screen know anyone.

Zhang Can opened his mobile phone to search again.

Zhou Jie said, there is no such person!

Xu Song, no!

Kim Dada, no!

Break through the sky, no!

It's all messed up!

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