Chapter 118, if you don't get drunk, everyone gets drunk
One hundred and eighteen, if you don't get drunk, everyone gets drunk
The night is like ink, and the five fingers can only be faintly visible when you stretch out your hand, and although there is a shallow crescent moon hanging in the sky, the surrounding road is still indistinct. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
After leaving the inn, I galloped all the way in the direction pointed by Su Daji, and scolded in my heart as I ran: "You said that this dead fat man, he didn't stay in the inn honestly in the middle of the night, what did he do when he ran out alone?" Just now I was sitting at the door listening to Brother Zhan and Brother Chen tell stories, but now it's good, he ran away in the blink of an eye, could it be that this kid suddenly became spring? Are you in such a hurry to find a place to put out the fire? ”
"Dead fatty, it's strange if I find you and don't kick you a few times!"
In the blink of an eye, I had already run several streets, and there was not a single figure on the street at night, and occasionally I felt a gust of breeze blowing on my face, which made me feel a little cool.
"Holy!" I was so tired from running that I finally couldn't help but stop, bending over and panting and scolding in a low voice.
'Bang...... Bang Bang ......'
A few muffled noises sounded behind me, startling me.
When I heard the sound, I turned to look, only to see a dim incandescent lamp lit on the side of the road not far behind me, and the breeze blew through the incandescent lamp and slowly swayed, and on the side of the incandescent lamp stood a very large cloth flag, on which I could vaguely see a big word 'wine' printed on it.
"Damn, it's so late that the store is still closed?" I took out my phone and looked at the time, it was almost ten o'clock.
'Bang...... Bang Bang ......'
"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"
After another muffled noise, there were a few muffled coughs in the shop.
I stared at the banner that swayed in the breeze, and moved forward step by step.
To tell you the truth, I never believed in ghosts and gods before, and I once went to the cemetery in the city at night, and I didn't see any ghosts or anything like that people said they said, but since I took over the inn of Lao Chen'er and received these strange people he brought, I had to have a new understanding of the world - even those characters in the book can let me meet, what else can I not meet?
As I moved to the front of the shop and leaned in, I found a familiar figure sitting at the wooden table in the shop, and even though it was facing away from me, I could still recognize who it was.
"Dead fatty, it turns out that you are hiding here, it's so late, hurry up and go back with me!" As soon as I saw the back of Yuan Fatzi, I suddenly became bolder, and walked into the store while shouting.
"Hehehe...... the guest officer came in for a drink......?" As soon as I stepped into the shop, a trembling voice came from behind me, and as soon as I turned my head, I saw a kind uncle looking at me with a smile on his face.
"Uh......." I was stunned for a moment, looked at him and hurriedly replied, "What's that...... I'm not here to drink, I'm here to find someone. ”
"Looking for someone?" The uncle turned around with a smile, walked slowly to the rows of wine jars placed behind the counter, and said as he walked: "In life, who is not here to find someone?" But finding someone is also a hard job, it is better to drink a glass of wine to be comfortable, as the so-called meeting is fate, even if the guest officer entered my hotel, please have a drink of the bar first. As he spoke, he poured a large bowl of sake, walked slowly in front of me and handed it over.
What the uncle held in his hand was not a glass wine glass, but a wine bowl that the ancients used to drink, which looked a little shabby, but it could hold two taels of wine.
Seeing that the other party looked at me eagerly, I didn't hesitate any longer, reached out and took the wine bowl handed over, and raised my head to drink.
As soon as I took the sweet sake in my mouth, I felt a strong aroma of sake, to be honest, I don't like to drink baijiu, even the rice wine and old wine that Jiangnan people like to drink, I don't like to drink much, I prefer to drink a bottle of beer, after all, for us young people, beer can express our pride.
When the bowl of sake in my hand slowly entered my mouth, I was a little intoxicated, and this wine seemed to have a taste similar to the wine in the Yuelai Inn, which made people want to stop.
"Uncle, your wine is really delicious!" After a bowl of wine, I handed the bowl back to my uncle.
The uncle smiled faintly, "Who doesn't know, the Night Qilin's appreciation of wine is unmatched, and it can be regarded as the glory of my small shop to be praised by the Night Qilin." ”
Listening to his words, I was slightly stunned, damn it, who is this old man? Why does he call me Night Kirin?
"Uncle, you recognize the wrong person, I'm not a night unicorn, my name is Xia Xiaojian, Xia of summer, small in size, sword of sword." I looked at him quietly.
The uncle smiled faintly again, but didn't say anything, turned around with the wine bowl and walked towards the counter.
I vaguely feel that this shop is not very simple, I damn it, this big night, is there a person on the street, this dead fat man is going to enter this store to drink, no, I have to drag him back quickly, otherwise it will be a big mess.
While thinking, I turned to look at the wooden table where Yuan Fat Man was sitting just now, but when I turned around to look, the entire store was empty and there were only me and the uncle, where was Yuan Fatty's figure?
"Big ...... Uncle, my friend, ...... he? ”
"If you don't get drunk, everyone gets drunk, guest officer, why are you drunk after only drinking a bowl of sake? I'm the only one in this shop, so where is the third person? ”
"But...... But just now it was clearly ....... ”
"Guest, you're dazzled."
"I'm dazzled?" I was slightly stunned, turned my head and looked at the wooden table suspiciously, and then looked at the uncle who was busy behind the counter, his face full of incredulity.
"Hehehe...... night unicorn, sleep...... Sleep...... when you wake up, you'll remember everything...... sleep...... Go to sleep......! ”
Uncle's voice suddenly became long and long, as if it came from a far, far away, my eyes gradually became hazy, my eyelids became heavier and heavier, a little tiredness hit, I felt so sleepy, I finally couldn't help but close my eyes and fell asleep .......
……
'Purr ......'
'Purr...... Purr ......'
‘Zzzz…… Zzzz……’
In the haze, I heard a deafening snoring sound in my ears, one after the other, like the waves of the ocean, wave after wave, so noisy that people couldn't sleep.
I slowly opened my eyes in the burst of silly sounds, and as soon as I opened my eyes, I saw the fine sunlight spilling into the room outside the window, as well as bursts of crisp birdsong, and in front of me there was a huge figure almost like a meat ball lying beside me, the belly of the meat ball was snow-white, up and down very rhythmically, and the most annoying thing was that the saliva at the corner of his mouth actually soaked the sheets under him.
"Holy!" I shouted, got up, and flew with a kick, "Dead fatty, you get up for me......!" ”
'Bang ......'
After a muffled sound, Yuan Yuan got up from the ground with sleepy eyes, and looked at me in confusion while rubbing his eyes, "What's the matter, Brother Xia......?" ”
"What's up? Do you dare to ask me what's wrong...... I kicked again, "Dead fatty, why do you run to drink alone in the middle of the night?" And you don't even say a word when I call you? You want to die, don't you? ”
"Drinking in the middle of the night? You call me? Yuan Yuan looked at me innocently, "Brother Xia, I didn't go out to drink, are you ...... Dreaming? ”
"Be your big-headed ghost!" I got out of bed angrily, turned around and walked to the window, "You didn't drink, so where are you going in the middle of the night?" ”
"Brother Xia, I haven't gone anywhere!" Yuan Fatzi's face was full of grievances.
"Not going anywhere?" I turned my head and glared at him, pouting disdainfully, "Dead fatty, look at the next time, let me see you running out in the middle of the night, I have to beat you to death!" With that, he grabbed his clothes, turned around and walked out of the room.
Yuan Yuan didn't say anything more, turned around and went to get dressed.