Shen Moyun quietly glanced at Wang Ci, this guy is still weird. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 infoKing Pingnan and his soldiers were looking for faults, but he went his own way, chatting with the courtiers and nobles on the court, and he didn't have the slightest intention of going up to help him relieve the siege or help.

"You're in charge of this feast?" A fierce general under the king of Pingnan stepped forward to block the chamberlain.

"Yes, it's our preparation!"

"Lord Wang! It seems that this thief-eyed eunuch must have done it! These eunuchs violated the yang and the yin, and deducted the feast! You must know that when General Ben had a small banquet at home, he was embarrassed to take out these rotten fruits! Not to mention these herbivores! The emperor must have deceived these traitors! ”

The general fell to his knees on one knee and spoke out in grief with a righteous face. "Please ask the prince to admonish the saints, don't listen to the villains and slanderers, you must purge the traitors and revive the dynasty!"

Hehe, this face hates iron but not steel, the acting skills are good, they are all dramas! It's just a few dishes, and they were actually led to the court.

"Although I am the emperor's uncle, I am soft-spoken, but I am afraid that the saint may not take the king's remarks to heart! Get up! ”

King Pingnan sighed heavily, looking helpless. "Don't worry too much, whether it's the emperor or this father-in-law, you won't deliberately disrespect me, the emperor's uncle, this prince! The treasury is empty, and the emperor is just frugal, so please bear with it! ”

"Yes!" The soldiers of King Pingnan clasped their fists together and saluted. "That's it, brothers, let's eat some herbs today to clear our stomachs!"

Then the burst of laughter in unison instantly wafted through the air......

Slap in the face, raw ridicule!

Nanjun's words accused the emperor of mistreating heroes; second, to question the emperor's improper use of people and the untidy program of the dynasty; Third, he condemned the emperor for disrespecting the emperor's uncle and not showing filial piety, and ridiculed the emperor with ridicule, making the emperor a laughing stock, and at the same time did not forget to create his Zhu Guangping's loyal liver and courage, and the heroic image of the knife in both ribs!

"Huh! Sure enough, those who know me are none other than Uncle Huang! "The emperor's voice is like a bell, and the momentum is compelling.

Yesterday, the two had a secret fight, and they finally met at this moment.

The uncle and nephew who have not seen each other for more than ten years make people tremble like lightning, but they look at each other and smile tacitly in a blink of an eye, and return to a sympathetic appearance!

After some courtesy and courtesy, the emperor explained the simplicity of the banquet and the reason for his late arrival, saying only that he had sent all the poultry and meat food purchased for the banquet to the homes of the dead and wounded yesterday as a condolence.

In addition, there were heavy casualties yesterday, and he had to fast and mourn as a sign of sincerity. There is no need for meat at today's feast!

Well, as soon as these words came out, the superiority was immediate!

The accusation of King Pingnan just now immediately lost its place. Everyone shouted long live and praised the emperor's benevolence.

King Pingnan naturally knew that this was the emperor's intention to lose his face, and he had no position to protest, even if he was angry, it would be useless.

Shen Moqing switched her gaze back and forth between the emperor and the king of Pingnan, and the light in her eyes was great, obviously she had a small abacus.

The banquet finally began, and one after another "gluttonous" vegetarian food came up.

Nanjun likes spicy and strong flavors, but the dishes served today are either soy products of different shapes, or bland steamed vegetables, and then rice noodles such as rice noodles and "dumplings" that are not even filled with lard and meat......

This kind of tasteless food is tantamount to chewing wax for those Southern soldiers who are accustomed to fine clothes and jade food and heavy tastes, so they can only hold the wine cup stupidly.

But when the sweet taste touches the taste buds, they can't help but squirt!

What's that? Is this wine? No alcohol at all!

This is clearly something that only girls drink! This is obviously the addition of several times the sugar to the juice after being alcoholized and concentrated! After swallowing only one bite, it feels sticky to the esophagus, not up and down.

Sweet wine and mussels are mated, and for them who love spirits and meat, it is tantamount to an itch on their backs, phlegm that can't be spit out in their throats, and meat scraps that can't be picked out between their teeth.

"What? Not to taste? Qing and others don't want to eat vegetarian food to mourn? The emperor didn't care about this, for a while he was giving a speech and raising a glass, and for a while he personally ordered the cloth vegetables, which made the southern army miserable.

What made the Southern Army even more irritable and depressed was that the emperor also canceled those graceful songs and dances on the grounds of mourning! On the contrary, only some court musicians were fiddling with old-fashioned instruments, and the slow tone of "mmmmmmmmmm

The feast was maddeningly boring.

After three rounds of drinking, King Pingnan asked the county lord of Jiahe in a bad tone.

After all, he entered Beijing in advance in the name of attending Jiahe's wedding banquet. He didn't expect that the emperor didn't give him this face, and today's banquet still detains Jiahe.

The emperor didn't think so, and only said that Jiahe had killed many people, and the trial had not yet ended, and if he enjoyed privileges at this moment, he was afraid that it would be criticized.

"Your Majesty, if the Son of Heaven breaks the law, he only needs to beat the dragon robe! Even if the county lord is wrong, it is just a matter of replacing the mistake with the maids around her, is it possible that the emperor really wants to kill the county lord to avenge those civilians? ”

But Zhu Guangping's imposing words were like hitting cotton, and the emperor only sent one sentence lightly.

"Uncle Huang, today is a welcome banquet, and we will leave those state affairs for another day! Let's watch the song and dance first! ”

What the? State affairs? How can the daughter's affairs be included in the affairs of the state?

Zhu Guangping was so angry that he really wanted to slap him.

But......

His attention was suddenly distracted.

The sound of the long guqin came, but it was a minor tune in the south, and everyone in the southern army was chewing wax together.

Even King Pingnan was relieved of his eyebrows, and most of his boredom for many days was dispelled at this time.

As soon as the minor key turned, a melodious female voice was singing, singing a small tune unique to the Southland.

Although the voice is a little jerky, it is tactful and bright, and it is provocative.

Everyone waited for a long time before they saw a delicate beauty sitting on a raft and was carried up by eight dancers.

The beauty has charming eyebrows, and the narrow eyeliner is charming, infinitely amorous. A few tufts of hair fell to her ears, adding a bit of enchantment to her.

But apart from this, you are not allowed to snoop on one or two.

Just because this daughter is also covered with gorgeous gold beads, like a flower in the fog and a moon in the water, it is just right to attract people's reverie.

This woman is clearly a little familiar!

Moreover, the more you look at it, the more you feel a sense of déjà vu.

Wang Ci pressed his temples and searched for the woman in his mind.

After singing the song, I saw the woman flick her hands, and a song "Jackdaw Playing in the Water" poured out of her fingers...... Ling De Wang Ci suddenly raised his head!

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