Chapter 530: Passing the Buck
For Wen Xu, it was a miracle that Jane was at noon today, only a few hours of effort, her daughter-in-law went from vomiting everything she ate to not vomiting when she ate anything, and almost all of the goose breasts went into her stomach.
"Auntie, ordinary people really can't afford to raise it, it's a loss to grow vegetables and pigs at my brother-in-law's house!" Shi Shangwu saw that his cousin had changed a plate to eat, so he sandwiched a piece of goose that didn't have much meat, put it in his mouth, and gently removed the meat.
"Brother, let's eat some ribs!" Shi Shangzhen held a kid chop that was almost a piece of meat and gnawed on it, and then ordered the rib pelvis in the middle of the table.
"You eat slowly, why do you seem to be fleeing" The mother looked at her daughter's eating appearance, and immediately took out a piece of paper from the tissue box next to her, and handed it to Shi Shangzhen to signal her to wipe the bone marrow at the corner of her mouth.
Shi Shangzhen wiped it, and then let out a sigh: "It's been a long time, it's been a long time since I've eaten so refreshingly, now I feel like I can eat anything, and it's really refreshing to try what taste my taste buds can try, and I'm in a much better mood!"
Wen Xu said at this time: "You also have to be suitable, don't eat too much, the doctor also advises you to maintain proper nutrition!"
Shi Shangwu immediately said, "What's the matter, can't you eat something?"
At this time, Shi Shangwu immediately stood on his cousin's side and glared at Wen Xu.
"Brother, I didn't say no, I didn't say anything about her eating balls in this belly, but now it's a bunch, each four catties is twelve catties, twelve catties of water tied to the body is still tiring, not to mention the children, if each grows two catties, isn't it fatal?"
Wen Xu is not reluctant to let his daughter-in-law eat, Guan Jian is the child in the belly can't eat too fat, people can't wait to give birth to a fat boy and a fat girl, Wen Xu can't even think about it, everything is multiplied by three, everyone is fat?
Shi Shangwu understood when he heard this: "So that's the case!"
Wen Xu glanced at this eldest brother, and said in his heart: You can draw, and you are also a reckless man!
"Have you checked, girl or boy?" suddenly remembered the matter.
Shi Shangzhen shook his head, took a few bites of the meat in his hand, thought for a while, put the remaining half of the ribs he ate into the warm bowl, took out a tissue and wiped his mouth: "I didn't ask, wait for grandpa to come over and talk about it, anyway, whether it's men or women, Wen Xu and I like it!"
Wen Xu didn't dislike his daughter-in-law's saliva at all, and directly grabbed the ribs and gnawed only one bone after three times and five divided by two, took the bone and bit it, sucked the bone marrow, and felt that the bone was still chewing, so he called Erhua!
Erhua immediately sat next to Wen Xu with a big mouth, waiting for Wen Xu to put the bone in his mouth, and swallowed it into his stomach with a few clicks, as easy as eating a radish.
Seeing Erhua eating, Dahua squeezed her head over again, Wen Xu had to clip another rib strip here, ate the meat and put the ribs in Dahua's mouth, and then Dahua became honest, tilting her head and chewing the bones in her mouth.
"If only there were a boy and a girl," said the mother.
When she mentioned her grandson, her mother was in good spirits, and she turned to Wen Xu and asked, "Have you thought of any of the children's names?"
Wen Xu was stunned for a moment: "Mom, it's still early, wait for the birth, I think, you have to add Dad to this name, it would be better if you could bring your grandfather, let's discuss it together!"
At this time, the corners of Shi Shangwu's mouth skimmed inadvertently, and he said in his heart: I didn't find it, it turns out that your kid is still a complete sycophant!
When the senior mother heard this, she immediately smiled and narrowed her eyes: "Don't say it, your father chews words all day long, and he is indeed suitable for doing this!"
"Mom, don't be happy too early, he's shirking his responsibility, look at the names of the family, two dogs, a pillar and a scum, two bears, a big flower and a second flower, two squirrels and a demon king, and the other is called the red devil, the name of the white-haired weasel is even more sloppy, and the name of the white-haired weasel is even more sloppy, and the name is called the white weasel, and the small litter is called directly from the white boss to the white twelve, what good name do you say he can take." One night I asked the child what his nickname was, and guess what he said, from Wen Da to Wen San!
"It turns out that I didn't roll down on my own when I got up and lay on the floor that day," Wen Xu remembered.
Shi Shangzhen smiled and didn't speak, obviously acquiescing.
"And another dog? What about that dog?" the senior mother asked immediately when she heard that there was another dog at home, but she only saw one.
Wen Xu said with a smile: "I am afraid of crime and absconded, hiding from people, and only those who are blind in the dark light dare to come back every day!"
Shi Shangzhen explained with a smile: "Wen Xu took the scum to find the truffle, who knew that it was a little grinding, Wen Xu beat it a few times, and now he doesn't dare to go home during the day......."
Shi Shangzhen talked about the scum.
My mother immediately asked, "What are you going to eat at home?"
Shi Shangzhen smiled: "Mom, you can rest assured, it's easy for you to starve to death, it's not so simple to starve to death scum, don't look at stupid things that don't matter, it's really not small when it comes to real skills, catching rabbits, catching voles can do almost anything!"
When he was talking about the excitement, the voice of Old Man Chi came from the courtyard: "Are you at home?"
Wen Xu immediately responded: "At home, come into the house!"
Seeing that the old man Chi entered the house, Wen Xu introduced it, and asked the old man to come down to eat, but the old man said that he had eaten, so he sat down on the sofa.
Wen Xu smiled at the old man while eating, and asked, "Old man, where did you come from, I haven't seen you for a few days."
"Lao Jia, they are going to go to the observation point in the forest, and I am helping to make some preparations here!" said Old Man Chi.
"Those foreigners are also going along?" Wen Xu remembered and asked casually.
"Professor Parker is definitely going!" Old Man Chi was a little curious about how Wen Xu mentioned this.
Wen Xu was okay anyway, so he chatted: "This Parker professor has a good income in the United States, and he plunged into the restaurant on the first day he came!"
Old Man Chi was amused when he heard it: "I said how do you mention him, I forgot about it, Professor Parker went to the restaurant once, and said that the consumption here is too expensive for several days, saying that it is more expensive than ......the United States."
In the end, the old man also learned from Parker's appearance, and came to an English dialogue, English is quite simple, not to mention college students, high school students can understand it, it is nothing more than NO, NO, God, expensive words.
I have to say that Mr. Chi's performance was quite vivid, and the people at the table were directly entertained.
After learning how to speak, Old Man Chi took out a plastic bag from his pocket, which contained something like a mushroom.
"Wen Xu, this is for you" Old Man Chi shook the plastic bag at Wen Xu and put it on the coffee table.
Wen Xu put down the bowl curiously, walked over and looked at the plastic bag he picked up, and found that the mushroom was not a mushroom, a bit like the Ganoderma lucidum on the picture he saw.
"Ganoderma lucidum?" Wen Xu looked at it a few times, then turned to the old man and asked.
Old Man Chi nodded: "Well, don't look at this thing as small, but it's wild, you can cut it and soak it in water to drink, don't drink too much every day, about ten grams, and pay attention to Shang Zhen, don't drink it, this thing is not suitable for pregnant women!"
"I have nothing to do with what to do with this thing, where did you come from, old man?"
As soon as Wen Xu's words came out, he immediately saw the expression on Old Man Chi's face change, and suddenly it seemed as if he had been lit up by something, which was called a smugness.
"This thing is from our family's crane!" Old Man Chi was very careful, oh, it shouldn't be said to be very proud, but very proud, and his eyebrows were almost raised to the top of his head.
"Yo! Hehan Ganoderma lucidum, old man, do you want to become an immortal? Then I can't eat this Lingzhi, what if I become an immortal after eating it, my wife and children are still here, waiting for a heavenly court and a human world, how painful it is" Wen Xu joked with a smile.
Old Man Chi smiled and joked when he heard this: "What is Feisheng, I have been soaking in water with my wife on my back for two days, and I have never seen Fei! Don't worry, if you really become an immortal, remember my good, don't let me be young again, let me go back to the age of eighteen, and live another life!"
"Then you really think too much, even if I become an immortal, I can't do anything here, then Teacher Ma can't talk to me at home every day!"
"The bald tail! the one that is more withdrawn and not very gregarious, flying around every day, who would have thought that the day before yesterday came back with something in his mouth, I rewarded it with a few fish, and the next day I came back with another one, but unfortunately it was not big, it was the size of a palm" Old Man Chi said this, but his face showed that the old man did not think so in his heart, and the old man sighed.
After speaking, Old Man Chi stood up: "Okay, I sent the things, you eat slowly, I still have two more flowers to send to Brother Shigui, he feels that his body is not very energetic these days, he always dreams and night sweats."
Wen Xu stood up and wanted to send the old man to the door: "Thank you, I will definitely drink according to what you said!"
"Go back, they're all old neighbors, you're welcome!" Old Man Chi opened the door by himself and walked away with his hands behind his back.
Waiting for Wen Xu to return to the dining table, the senior mother smiled and said, "This old man is very interesting, he came to boast about his own cranes, and there are still people in the village who raise cranes?"
My mother is also a person from the old gangster, what kind of person has not been seen, I have nothing to do all day long, and my eyesight is much stronger than Wen Xu, and I can see at a glance that the old man Chi sent Lingzhi is fake, and it is true to come over and sigh.
Shi Shangzhen heard his mother ask, and told the story of how the dog in the village bit the crane, how the crane was sent to the old man's house to recuperate, and how he stayed at home and refused to leave after the injury was recovered.
"This is really a strange thing!" the senior mother suddenly felt quite amazing when she heard it.
Who knew that Shi Shangzhen's words broke the imagination of his mother: "What is magical, there is food and drink here to stay, maybe there are people to feed, what is there in the wild! You have to find your own natural enemies, you don't have to worry about anything delicious and delicious here, they are not stupid, it's strange if they are willing to go."
"I see!"
The family just sat at the table and chatted, and soon the master and mother had a general impression of Wenjia Village, and felt that the village was slowly becoming interesting.
After eating, Wen Xu was driven away from the kitchen by his mother, and his mother took all the work by herself, Wen Xu sent Shi Shangwu back to the army, and when he left, of course, he brought some special products to Shi Shangzhen, Shi Shangwu took away all meat, a dozen geese, yellow eels and fish, plus a few boxes of goose eggs and eggs, anyway, Wen Xu stuffed his carriage to a full house, and then let the brother-in-law leave.
After waiting for Shi Shangwu to be sent, Wen Xu returned to the courtyard and found that Mrs. Xu was already sitting in the courtyard, chatting with her mother.
Wen Xu said hello to Mrs. Xu at first glance, and then went upstairs and took a small nap.