Closing the door, Yu Minglang put the food on the coffee table, Xiaoqian walked to the sofa and sat down, he took out the food and gave her a share. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"You called me here just to see you eat?" Xiao Qian adjusted her sitting posture, but she was still not used to sitting on his hard sofa.

"I lay on the roof of the house all day and didn't drink a sip of water." He dragged the separate wooden couch over, just enough to see her from an angle that didn't turn her off from being too close.

"Not thirsty?"

"I'm used to it, I used to lie on top of the pigsty, covered my head with a pile of grass, and lurked for 2 days without moving."

Snipers, lurking without eating or drinking is a very normal thing.

Pigsty... Xiao Qian looked at the black rice porridge he put in front of him and was silent.

"Just that pigsty, haven't you seen it? That dense black and dirty mass—"

Dense and black? Xiao Qian looked at the black rice porridge and lost her appetite.

She really didn't know in her previous life that Yu Minglang was so disgusting and sincere? Retaliate against?

Yu Minglang finally found a topic that wouldn't embarrass the girl - at least that's what he thought.

This is a very good entry point -- and that's what he thinks he does.

"On the edge of the pigsty, there is a chicken pen, and on the edge of the chicken pen is a duck shed, do you know whether the chicken pen is dirty or the duck shed is dirty?"

"I, no, think, know, say!" Who is going to listen to him say this! Is he trying to disgust people, is he, is he!!

"I was still lying in a mud puddle, and I showed my head, and then I accidentally tripped and choked on a mouthful of muddy water, do you know what muddy water tastes like? It's about the same color as the black rice porridge in front of you, haha! ”

The guy who thinks he has seen a lot of humor masters and cultivated a very good sense of humor, when he found Xiao Qian, he looked at him coldly, and suddenly felt that he couldn't laugh.

"Funny?" She doesn't have to feel guilty, really, this guy was a bachelor all his life in his previous life, it has nothing to do with her, it's really okay!

"That, eat, eat!" Yu Minglang seemed to realize that his opening remarks just now were not as good as he imagined.

"I'm not hungry!" Being so disgusted by him, who would eat it!

"What are you looking for me?"

Xiao Qian felt that she couldn't continue to mess with him like this, and she would be led astray by him.

"I didn't eat it, I'll talk about it when I'm done." Yu Minglang was nervous when he mentioned business.

"Okay, you eat slowly, I'll tell you what I'm interested in."

Yu Minglang sat up straight instantly, this matter is very important.

"You eat, talk while you eat." A sly glint flashed in Xiao Qian's eyes.

Yu Minglang commanded one action at a time, drank porridge with a bowl, and took a meat bun to nibble, looking at her expectantly.

Want to know her better.

Xiao Qian wants to take revenge on him for disgusting himself with the pigsty just now, as long as you have a profession, will you use your profession to disgust people?

"I majored in psychology in college, you know? Why did I apply for this major? Because I like to watch the Silent Lambs, the one that cuts the human skull, peels the skin and eats the brain, I thought, what is the difference between Hannibal eating the brain and you eating buns? ”

In fact, she didn't apply for this major at all, and it was true that she liked to watch horror movies, because she was disgusted with Minglang.

Yu Minglang bit the steamed bun for a moment.

Xiao Qian's eyes flashed, and she continued, "Of course, I've watched disgusting movies, and it's not just this, have you heard of the mermaid in the sewer?" ”

Yu Minglang was silent with a bun in his mouth.

Xiao Qian thought that his reaction was that he hadn't heard of it, hehe, it's easy to do if he hasn't heard of it, and he won't be disgusted to death!

"It's the mermaid's body, it's covered with pus, oops, that stream, and maggots -- oops, your buns are stuffed with meat?" Oh hehe, it's so enjoyable!

Yu Minglang swallowed the bun slowly, Xiao Qian didn't seem to feel like it was enough, pointed to the white porridge in front of him and said, "That pus, it's so sticky, and it will be spit out later, it's almost the same as the white porridge in front of you." ”

Disgusting doesn't kill you! Make your chickens, ducks, geese, dogs, cats disgusting people! Xiaoqian said that it is enjoyable, don't want it.

"Actually, that film reflects the destruction of nature by man, and the shooting technique is a bit curious, I personally don't like it very much, but Hannibal, I like it." He took a sip of porridge, then pointed to the bowl in front of Xiao Qian and said, "Eat." ”

Xiao Qian was shocked, I... Wipe!

Is this still human?

It's also special to bring out the educational significance.,What kind of head is this?

"The Silence of the Lambs, as an Academy Award for Best Picture, Best Actor, Best Actress, Best Director, Best Adapted Screenplay 5 awards, I think it's better than a simple hunt for a sewer mermaid, I've also seen the original book, and I personally think the movie version is more sad..."

He said while eating, Xiao Qian swallowed her saliva and was dumbfounded.

You can get to the connotation of anything, who taught him this skill?

I didn't expect that... Are you Yu Minglang who can watch horror movies?

"Look at this, the troops agree?"

"Why not? The literary and artistic work of the army is very good, and the spiritual world of the current soldiers can also be very rich, and your imagination of the soldiers is too simple. ”

"His spiritual world is obviously richer than others, right?"

"You can talk while eating?"

"I graduated from graduate school, participated in the special forces assessment, went to the execution ground to watch the execution, the bullet passed through the back of the head, there was a hole the size of a bowl in the forehead, the brain was overflowing, and the texture was indeed similar to the tofu brain. I didn't react much at the time, but I ate tofu brain at noon, and after a few bites, I suddenly remembered that and threw up directly, and then I didn't eat anything that day, and I've been fine since then. ”

"So, the poison he has cultivated is invulnerable, and he disgusts her with his "poison"?

For Yu Minglang, the old driver who has "flown through the clouds and is still calm", Xiao Qian is a mess and full of powerlessness.

What is wrong with her, and how can she expect these things to be disgusting to a sniper who specializes in headshots?

"Yu Minglang, have you exploded a lot of people's heads?"

"...", for his silence.

"Do you feel guilty when you shoot?"

"There are only 3-5 seconds between the command and the shot, and there will be no distractions."

If given the choice, snipers do not want to shoot bullets in the chamber themselves, actual combat is not a drill, snipers are not killers, and if it is not for the irreparable breakdown of negotiations, they will not shoot easily.

"You just said to me... When you are impolite, there are also 3-5 seconds, so what do you think in your heart? ”

Xiaoqian finally corrected the crooked theme, no matter how much the process between the two of them was when she sat in this room, at this moment, the topic finally returned to the topic.

Female boss, can you kiss if you want to?

Niu Niu Mi said

Thanks to Aynis for the sachet tip! Thanks to Acatrice for 2 peace charms! Thanks to Katelu, Funi for the peace charm!