Chapter 56: The Fat Man in the Pit
Qin Feng is overwhelmed!
First, because the food cooked by Sister Min is really delicious, he can't stop the car. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
The second is that Teacher Gao and Sister Min constantly greet him, completely treating him as a child.
And Qin Feng did not refuse to come, and the ditches where he ate were so flat that the people at the table were very appetizing, and they all ate a lot more than before.
Julian, in particular, eats more like a game.
Dinner ended quickly, and after putting away the dishes and chopsticks, everyone went back to the living room.
After sitting down, Sister Min poured a glass of water and handed it to Qin Feng, and said with a smile:
"Qin Feng, come to the house to eat more in the future, everyone has an appetite"
"Hehehe, I'm used to rushing to eat at school, so the speed is relatively fast, and the most important thing is that the dishes you make are so delicious that you can't stop chopsticks at all!"
Qin Feng smiled and praised Sister Min.
"You kid has such a sweet mouth, I love to hear this!"
After chatting a few words, Mr. Gao began to continue to talk about the Spring Festival Gala.
The two chatted, but Julian next to him scratched his ears and cheeks anxiously, but he could only watch expectantly, hoping that they would end soon, so that Qin Feng could tell him a story.
Mr. Gao noticed Julian's expression and quickly ended the conversation.
It's Harry Potter time!
Before starting, Qin Feng called Teacher Yu and told him that the first chapter had been sent to his mailbox.
Teacher Yu was naturally very happy, and there was a new story to deal with his grandson in the evening.
After the call, Sister Min casually turned off the TV, and the bedtime story meeting could begin.
"Yay! Uncle Qin Feng is going to tell a story! ā
Julian cheered and threw himself to Qin Feng's side, holding his arm and not letting go.
"Hahaha"
Seeing his happy appearance, the other three all smiled.
Immediately after the laughter, the living room fell silent.
Julian looked at Qin Feng excitedly, and Teacher Gao and Sister Min were also looking forward to hearing the follow-up to the story.
They also enjoyed this new and wonderful magical story, even if they had only heard one chapter.
Qin Feng sorted out his thoughts a little, called up the content of the second chapter of "Harry Potter" in his mind, and then showed the wonderful content of this chapter to the three people in front of him.
"Today we will continue with the second chapter, "The Vanishing Glass".
Ten years had passed since the Dursleys had seen their nephew on the steps, but Prry White Street had barely changed at all.
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At school, Harry didn't have a single friend.
Everyone knows that Dudley and the others hate Harry Potter the weirdo in loose old clothes and a pair of broken glasses, and no one wants to offend Dudley and his gang."
After the second chapter, Qin Feng stopped.
Julian was still immersed in the wizarding world, his face full of excitement.
Teacher Gao and Sister Min were also deeply attracted and didn't realize that the story was over.
It wasn't until they found that the sound in their ears disappeared that they woke up, and then they all looked at Qin Feng.
"Julian, today's story is over"
Qin Feng said with a smile
"Ahh
Julian shouted in surprise, and then a look of disappointment quickly appeared on his face, and then he begged
"Uncle Qin Feng, can you talk a little more? I still want to hear it."
"Julian, that's all I can say, Uncle hasn't figured it out yet, today's content is enough for your little head to ponder for a day, let's talk about it tomorrow"
Qin Feng reached out and touched the little guy's head, and rejected him with a smile.
"Alright then, you must come tomorrow, I'll wait for you"
After the disappointment, Julian immediately looked at Qin Feng expectantly and said.
"I'll come and continue to tell you about the wizarding world of Harry Potter"
"Great! Thank you Uncle Qin Feng, I like you."
"I like you too, little darling"
Qin Feng patted Julian's little hand lightly, he really liked this little handsome guy very much.
"Qin Feng, this story is amazing, we are all fascinated by it"
Sister Min next to her said excitedly, and Teacher Gao also nodded with deep sympathy.
"If you like it, it's just the beginning, and it's going to get more and more exciting, it's an extremely exciting and huge magical world, and it's definitely going to make people crazy and fascinated, both adults and kids."
"I don't know how your brain grows? It's amazing that there are so many whimsical ideas."
Sister Min said in admiration, Qin Feng brought too much shock to everyone.
"You've got it!"
Qin Feng smiled and replied.
"Have you ever thought about publishing? I'm very optimistic about this novel, it will definitely become popular, in the past few years in the UK, I have never seen such a good fantasy novel, if you are interested in publishing, I can contact friends in the UK, they have people working in the publishing industry"
Qin Feng's eyes suddenly lit up, and after thinking for a while, he said:
"I do have the idea of publishing, especially in the UK, this novel is going to be a big hit, but now is not the time, after the Chinese New Year, it's not too late to contact the publisher when it's almost finished. It's really a bother, after all, you're familiar with the UK, and it would be great if you could get in touch with a strong publisher."
Sister Min also became excited, and said with a smile:
"You can rest assured, I have friends who work for the largest publishing company in the UK, and they are very strong, and if your novel can be liked by them, it will definitely sell the whole world."
"That's great! I'll write it as soon as possible, and strive to publish it as soon as possible."
The two chatted a few more words, and then Qin Feng got up to say goodbye.
"After the story is told, I should also leave, and I will go back to write new cross talk, and the follow-up to "Harry Potter"
Teacher Gao nodded and did not keep him any longer.
"It's okay to go back early, write a wonderful cross talk joke, and strive to win this opportunity to go to the Spring Festival Gala"
"You can rest assured, there is no problem, as long as the opportunity arises, I will never let it go by"
Qin Feng replied to Teacher Gao with confidence.
"Okay, I just like your super self-confidence"
Teacher Gao patted him on the shoulder appreciatively.
"Teacher Gao, Sister Min, I will post this novel on Weibo, it will be updated every day, if I can't tell Julian the story, you can tell him yourself"
"Got it, we'll pay attention"
"Teacher Gao, Sister Min, Julian, see you tomorrow"
"See you tomorrow"
After saying goodbye, Qin Feng picked up his computer and guitar and walked out of Mr. Gao's house.
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I came back early today, so I have plenty of time to do a lot of things.
After washing up and returning to the bedroom, Qin Feng immediately took out the phone and called Lin Yang.
Lin Fatzi answered quickly, there was the sound of the TV, obviously at home.
"Why did you remember to call me? You're really good today! The world is full of your news"
As soon as the phone rang, Lin Fatzi's exaggerated voice immediately came from his ears.
"That's, don't look at who your buddy is, a once-in-a-century genius! It's trivial! You'll see this kind of scene a lot in the future."
When he touched these goods in the bedroom, Qin Feng wanted to blow it.
"If you don't brag, you can die! Let me ask you, is the million bounty real? I want to take on the challenge."
Fat Lin's eyes are red! This is notoriously greedy for money.
"Of course it's true, didn't you see that buddy has announced it on Weibo, everyone is welcome to challenge! As for you? Forget it! With a pig's brain, he dared to think of such a difficult thing! Tell you, even if you want to explode your pig brain, it is impossible to make the next couplet! ā
"Fuck your uncle, you're a pig! Do you have money to burn? Or are you full and want to spend money to have fun? Dude is distressed to see it, isn't this taking money and throwing it into the water! Why don't you give it to me?"
"I'll tell you the truth, this couplet is extremely difficult, worthy of the name of the eternal absolute! It's not easier to get up to the top than to ascend to the sky, so many famous experts and scholars at the Ministry of Culture dinner are out of line, do ordinary people have a play?
A million people don't want to take it out of the buddy's pocket, this is a propaganda strategy, don't spend a dime, let the people of the whole country see the sky and look at the name of the buddy in a hurry, is there anything more beautiful than this? ā
After Qin Feng finished speaking, the fat man on the other end of the phone was stunned, and he didn't speak for a long time, only a wheering voice came from the phone.
Don't think about it, this product must have fallen into the pit!
Sure enough, angry scolding soon came from the phone.
"Your uncle! Why didn't you say it earlier! My buddy racked his brains for a day, and now his brain hurts."
"Hahaha, should! Self-inflicted, let you be greedy for money! Didn't I send a warning in the circle of friends before, you don't believe in evil, who is to blame? ā
Qin Feng laughed out loud, he really did it himself!
It is estimated that there are not a few of these friends who have fallen into the pit, at least Hao Jun will definitely be struggling in the pit!
"What a chicken thief! Co-authored you, this is digging a big pit for the people of the whole country to jump, and it is called a million reward in the name of promoting traditional culture! It's really shameless, lacking virtue and smoking! ā
Lin Yang was about to be mad.
"Or what do you think? Could it be that buddy's head was squeezed by the door, so he gave away 1 million! This is a lesson, don't see money in the future, think about things beyond your ability, your IQ, and you can be the king in kindergarten! ā
"Gotcha! I can see that you are a sore with sores on the top of your head and pus on the soles of your feet."
"Don't complain, you just know, don't scatter all over the world, buddy is still pointing to it skyrocketing in popularity and popularity, now let's get down to business, is there anyone around? What is said needs to be kept secret for the time being."
Hearing the change in Qin Feng's tone, Lin Yang also became serious.
"No one, my parents went to the banquet, I can't come back later, what's the matter? You're so mysterious."
Qin Feng sorted out his thoughts for a while, and said with a smile:
"You can stand it, buddy, don't be excited, your veins burst and die!"
"Hurry up, there's a lot of nonsense"
"We may have the opportunity to perform at the Spring Festival Gala, this is the news that Mr. Gao brought back from the third trial of the Spring Festival Gala, and my buddy just knew"
Qin Feng quickly finished speaking, and then took the phone away from his ear.
The next second.
"Ahh
A scream came from the phone, obviously, Fat Lin was stimulated and went crazy!
It wasn't until the screams fell that Qin Feng started talking again.
"Tell me what's going on, it's impossible? When is it, and there is still this opportunity"
Sure enough, Lin Yang had the same thoughts as himself when he heard this, and he just couldn't believe it!
"That's it,......"
Qin Feng carefully explained the whole thing to Lin Yang, and finally emphasized:
"That's the way it is, it's a good opportunity, but it's not 100% certain, everything depends on the situation tomorrow, so you must keep it secret, as long as you don't take it, you can't tell others, understand?"
On the phone, the fat man Lin gasped as if the old cow was pulling a broken car, and said excitedly:
"Understood, buddy, is that the one who has no score? It's amazing, it's like a dream."
"It's over, let's prepare, I'll pass you the cross talk joke in a while, you just don't eat or sleep, you have to memorize it as soon as possible, get ready, wait for me to call, as long as the opportunity really appears, then our buddies must not let it go!"
Lin Yang had already begun to swear on the other end of the phone.
"You're good to go! Dude will definitely win it, this opportunity is going to be missed, so it is better to die headfirst! ā
"Okay, that's it, buddy is going to write a joke, you just wait, say it again, except for your parents, no one can say it, not Cong Shan"
"Got it, hurry up and write cross talk, buddy wait!"
After hanging up the phone, Qin Feng immediately sat down in front of the computer.
Another classic cross talk joke was born quickly under his fingers. (To be continued.) )