Nine questions about the physiognomy of the poppy butterfly chapter (end of the full text)
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Interviewee: Imperial General and Green Elf Leader Miss Wandering Butterfly
Interviewer: A super unscrupulous author with three wrong views
1. (cough...... What are the honorific names of the two?
Wandering Butterfly: (Glaring, belly: Knowingly asking, the name is still you, the unscrupulous author), ...... Wandering butterflies (muffled).
An unscrupulous author: Wow, wandering butterflies, little butterflies wandering in the flowers, what a poetic name!
General: Poppy ...... A beautiful poppy blooming for the sake of her wandering little butterfly!
An unscrupulous author: (excited) Hey, hey, the general has learned to be handsome!!
Checkmate:...... (Squinting and sweeping over)
An unscrupulous author: (Immediately silenced, laughed - sure enough, it is not a joke that can be made casually by the imperial general)
2. (hmm...... What are the ages of the two?
Butterfly: Well, I'm only a month away from turning 18.
An unscrupulous author: ...... (Minor? General Poppy, you scumbag, you will be strong at the age of 16)
General: (raises eyebrows) 31 years old.
An unscrupulous author: (secretly muttering - not only scum, but also birds and beasts to the old cow to eat tender grass!)
3. Excuse me...... Well...... What are the genders of the two?
(A certain young man scratched his head, the table monster asked such an obvious question, looking at the one with red lips and white teeth in front of him, wrapped in military uniform, heroic posture, it is really easy to confuse her gender!)
Wandering Butterfly: (looks at someone drooling and obscene-looking in displeasure, and shouts angrily) ...... Female.
General: (Gives someone a dangerous glance - are you looking at my heart and liver like this, looking for death?...... If I weren't a man, no one in the world would dare to call themselves "men"!
An unscrupulous author: (While sweating wildly, his heart and liver trembled and shrunk into a ball, silently reciting—even transparent drops, even transparent drops) What a sharp look, such an arrogant tone!
4. Cough ...... The next question, (peach blossoms in her eyes) Miss Wandering Butterfly's first time, did the general use a strong one?
Wandering Butterfly: (blushing, then glaring at the general fiercely, and gritting his teeth for a while) Not only for the first time, but almost every time!
General: (doesn't take someone's existence seriously at all, leans over and kisses Fluttersy on the face) Kitten, don't worry, this guy is deliberately provoking a relationship between us, and General Ben will shoot him later!
An unscrupulous author: (hurriedly laughing, looking like a servant) The general is angry, the two of you are as deep as the sea, how can you provoke such a nobody in a few words? hehe......
Wandering Butterfly: ...... (The face is flushed, comparable to a peach blossom)
General: (wraps his arms around her waist and continues to flirt)
An unscrupulous author: cough cough...... Even if it's still there, don't show affection in front of this lonely person!
Miss Wandering Butterfly, I forgive you for taking the liberty of being presumptuous, may I ask the general where he is...... That one...... Well...... Is that the one who has always been very domineering?
(Someone who is not afraid of death is bound to dig out more treachery^ feelings!clench your fist!)
General: (very serious) General Ben has always been used to using strong ones, do you have an opinion?
An unscrupulous author: (hippie smiles and agrees) No...... Not...... (peeks at the other person next to him)
Butterfly: (bites her lip, leaving a sparkle on her red lip flap) ...... I'm used to being used strong!
An unscrupulous author: (⊙o⊙)!
General: (smirks)
Butterfly: (whispering) I'll settle accounts with you when I go back!
An unscrupulous author: (I heard it evenly, and my ears are very smart!)
6. ...... What is your impression of each other?
Wandering butterfly: black-bellied, domineering, arrogant, hypocritical, lustful...... (in one go)
Checkmate:...... Scold......
An unscrupulous author: (Belly discussion - General Poppy, your other half is stepping on you, don't laugh so calmly and sexy!)
Butterfly: (glaring at the general) I'm telling the truth!
An unscrupulous author: (Eyes look at the general without blinking, waiting for his reaction)
General: (the corners of the mouth are slightly hooked) In the general's mind, the kitten is charming, charming, very sultry when it is wild, very sultry when it is quiet, very seductive when it has a straight face, and even more fascinating when it smiles......
Butterfly: (shouts) Stop!
Checkmate:...... Scold......
An unscrupulous author: (Belly discussion - worthy of being a general, it seems that Miss Wandering Butterfly was eaten to death by him) Hmm...... Let's move on to the next question.
6. The General and Miss Wandering Butterfly are both very outstanding people, may I ask if you both have a feeling of brightness when you first meet?
Wandering Butterfly: No, I was in a hurry to rescue my companion, and when I saw someone coming to hinder me, my only thought was to kill him!
An unscrupulous author: (Wickedly YY - it turns out that you are the one who was by ^)
General: General Ben was indeed amazed by her, the little kitten had just experienced a vicious battle at that time, and she was a little embarrassed, but she gave people a messy beauty! At a glance, I had an idea - this little beauty, General Ben is going to decide......
An unscrupulous author: (two pairs of colored eyes with stars) This is the legendary love at first sight!!
Butterfly: (cheeks flush slightly) Next, next......
An unscrupulous author: (Miss Wandering Butterfly is shy)
7. How do you address each other in private? Do you use "Darling", "dear", "honey", "husband...... These intimate words?
(Someone laughs wickedly)
Wandering Butterfly: Absolutely not, it's too numb!
Checkmate:...... Nice name, little kitten, can you call "husband" to General Ben?
Wandering Butterfly: Husband, you're getting old, so don't sell cuteness here!
An unscrupulous author: (wants to laugh, desperately hold back)
8. If you had to give someone a gift to yourself, what would you like to receive?
Butterfly: (ponders for a moment) Haven't thought about this yet!
Checkmate:...... Of course, the kitten automatically threw itself into the arms!
An unscrupulous author: ...... (⊙o⊙) Ah!
9. (laughs wickedly) May I ask Miss Wandering Butterfly, have you ever successfully fought back?
Wandering Butterfly: ...... (The face is blue for a while, and the face is white for a while)
Checkmate:...... The kitten enjoys the feeling of being loved, and it is very physically exhausting to fight back, how can General Ben be willing to let her suffer?
Wandering Butterfly: Hmph...... How can I be willing to let the general suffer? Tonight, let the general enjoy the taste of being "loved"!
An unscrupulous author: cough cough...... Ahem...... (Completely ignored cannon fodder)
General: Kitten, you are weak, this kind of physically demanding work, it is better for this general to come!
Wandering Butterfly: ...... (Grabbing the general's arm, viciously picking)
An unscrupulous author: (continues to be ignored, tears run) cough cough...... Ahem...... Hey...... Hitting is kissing, scolding is love...... The two of them are really kind ...... (sound of being beaten up) ...... Love...... (The sound of being beaten up continues)
General: It's all you, you blind guy, you don't ask so many questions, but you just pick this kind of question that I know will annoy my baby......
(Annoyed by this typical 'if you don't make me happy, I'll let the person who makes me unhappy fall moldy for eight lifetimes', someone is in tears! admit it! Lay his heart sideways, bite his teeth, and silently bear the general's steely fist as if he were at home!Is the puppet the little monster who can only be beaten silently?The puppet must fantasize about being Ultraman...... )
General: (tender like water) Kitten, don't be angry, General Ben will listen to you for everything, you want to be on top, just be on top......
(Someone shouted in his heart - Miss Wandering Butterfly, the watch is going to be deceived by him, he is talking about the upper ^body ^ position, the upper ^body ^ position...... At the end of the day, you're still the one who gets suppressed...... )
Someone with a pig's face looked respectfully at the back of the tall man leaving with the thin girl in his arms.
- Why does no one understand the voice of the couple? Miss Wandering Butterfly, you are asking for more blessings!
Then the general suddenly turned his head and glanced at someone with a gloomy look, and someone's heart beat like a drum.
- General Poppy Huang won't think about secretly taking revenge on his puppet, I heard that unsatisfied men are usually hot-tempered and full of resentment, looking at Miss Wandering Die's angry appearance, I think General Poppy will not be able to enjoy the gentleness tonight...... Will he vent all his anger on the puppet's head?
Someone who is greedy for life and afraid of death flees to Mars overnight.
- ...... Every...... Bit...... Thank...... Thank...... Thank...... Thank...... Big...... Big...... Family...... Target...... Holding...... Holding...... Field...... After...... After...... Yes...... Yes...... Yes...... Yes...... Time limit...... (Mars signal is not good, stress is severe)
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