Chapter 214: Think of a way to go to jail
After a while, the man on duty came out to see the door after eating, leaning against the door and picking his teeth with a thin bamboo stick, sometimes spitting out the crumbs in his mouth. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Today's food is good, I almost broke my belly after eating. The officer arched himself and gently rubbed his stomach with one hand, looking contented.
The other officer also smiled, "No, you must know that it is only ten days a year, and the usual meal has no oil or water at all." ”
"Let me tell you, not only am I full, but I'm also pregnant," the officer looked like he had taken advantage of it, "and I'll be happy when I get back to my two boys." ”
The other officer snorted disdainfully when he heard this, "You still lack that little thing at home? ”
The messenger was not angry when he heard his companion's sarcasm, but raised his voice and sneered: "I only saw that there are more people than me, in the cloth pocket behind the door of the duty room, do you want to take a look." ”
The other errand changed his face with a smile when he heard this, and stopped the errand who was about to check, "Don't don't, just kidding, don't take it for nothing, we can't get any oil and water for a year's hard work, just a little monthly salary is enough to support the family, the family has it, and it is always better to eat for nothing, isn't it?"
Both of them laughed in unison, it seemed that they were people with the same smell, and after laughing, the servant scolded and said: "Lao Tzu has worked hard for a year, and the food should be better, but if you think about it, what have those prisoners done, there are even good food and drink, they are better than us, and they don't have to work if they eat well, which is like us." ”
The speaker didn't want to listen to the intention, Su Gongzi was already hungry and dizzy, to be honest, not only did he not have a good meal this time, but he didn't even know where the next meal was, listening to these servants say that even the prisoners ate well, how could she be worse than the prisoners.
His Tao Chun also committed a capital crime, and now he is locked up inside, Tao Chun is also better than him, although he has committed a capital crime, but he is also good at eating and drinking and waiting to die, which is like him, I am afraid that he will starve to death.
Su Gongzi is now in despair, instead of being so cold and cold, it is better to find a way to go in and squat for a few days, eat something good to replenish his body, and then find a way.
Su Gongzi made up his mind and wanted how to go to prison, after thinking about it for a long time, he suddenly felt that his stomach was swollen badly, and a urge to urinate hit, he shivered, to be honest, what he hated the most was peeing, it didn't matter if he put some water, the most important thing was that the heat on this urine body was also released, and it was cold.
By the way, just pee a soak of urine outside this yamen, these two errand officers will never care, and they will act if they have ideas, but Su Gongzi still can't pull his face, after all, he is also a decent person, a decent person, hum, now it's all precarious, he smiled self-deprecatingly, cheekily unbuttoned his trouser belt, and urinated in a big way, as soon as he stood up, all the heat on his body was scattered, and his legs trembled with cold.
The sound of peeing successfully attracted the attention of the two messengers, they looked at Su Gongzi coldly, their expressions were unpredictable, although Su Gongzi was afraid of being beaten, but he was also difficult to ride a tiger, and he peed more and more wantonly, and suddenly the two messengers shook their heads and smiled, and continued to speak.
Su Gongzi lifted his pants in confusion, it stands to reason that his behavior has desecrated the yamen, and these two officers should arrest him, but how does he know that he is not the first person to desecrate the yamen, and none of these officers have peed in front of this stone lion.
Su Gongzi had to sit down again, his stomach was getting hungrier and hungrier, and if he continued like this, he would definitely starve to death, he saw that the two servants were not very merciful people, he squeezed his fist, which was already weak, it seemed that there was only this way.
"Ahh The officer was talking to another officer, when suddenly a fist slammed directly on his face, and although it didn't hurt much, he was beaten.
The two errand servants punched and kicked Su Gongzi without saying a word, and scolded in their mouths, "Looking for death, you, you are impatient." ”
After a few blows from the two officers, the other said, "Let him go." ”
Su Gongzi was anxious when he heard this, he just wanted to go in, how could he let him go, so without saying a word, he pounced on and bit the leg of the other errand officer, and the other errand kicked Su Gongzi away with a sigh, "Catch him in." ”
The two of them said and slipped Su Gongzi in and reported to the master, who was resting after enjoying the wine and food, and said lazily after hearing this: "Then be locked up for ten days and half a month and punish him." ”
The master's words were in line with the intentions of the two, so Su Gongzi was thrown in, Su Gongzi nested in the cell, looked around, the environment is not very good, but one of the advantages is that there is a tile to cover his head, and there is no need to sleep on the street.
If you want to say how the originally personable Su Gongzi became so embarrassed, you have to start from a few months ago, saying that he went back to his hometown with Taochun's silver, in fact, he had a mentality and never came back, he used Taochun's daring to cheat Taochun's money.
Su Gongzi always thought that he would be able to live a life of fine clothes and food when he went back, who knew that it didn't take long for him to find out that his wife was having an affair with another man, not to mention how angry he was at the time, but he also endured it, thinking that he had no sovereignty at all in this family except for being able to ask for some silver to spend, so he made up his mind to catch the traitor, and then he would have the opportunity to control everything in the family.
Everything was as he imagined, one day he finally broke into the door and caught the adulterer, and the husband **** thought that his wife would kneel in front of him and cry for mercy, but unexpectedly, his wife was not panicked at all when she saw him.
His wife said, "Now that you have found out, I have nothing to say, and if you turn a blind eye then it will be business as usual." ”
Su Gongzi sneered when he heard this: "You don't feel ashamed to do such a shameless thing, and you still say such a shameless thing, hum, don't think about it." ”
His wife was not afraid when she saw it, but she wrapped herself in a quilt and leaned against the head of the bed and said: "The surname is Su, you have thought about it clearly, you have come to my family, and every grass and tree in this family is mine. ”
"I'm too much," Su Gongzi sneered when he heard this, to be honest, he had no feelings for this woman, and he just fell in love with her family background when he got married, "Okay, since that's the case, then I will be in charge of this family in the future, I can treat your things today as if I didn't see them, and we can continue to be husband and wife." (To be continued.) )