Chapter Twenty-Seven: Did I Seduce You?
"Last night, our Tiger scored 23 points and 13 assists in his first NBA playoff game and scored a stunner when it mattered most. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info he completed the sanctions against the black-eyed peas ......"
“…… Sadly, though, he paid the price with his blood. In the final 30 seconds of the game, our Tiger was knocked to the ground by the opponent's tough center, but he stubbornly got up, hit free throws, and miraculously stole the opponent's point guard to complete an epic dunk slam that the basketball world called Black Thursday. ”
"Today, however, we can call it Pink Friday. The MTV reporter crouched at the Dallas airport, and he sent us back a couple of photos. Here's the picture of Lindsay Lohan appearing at the Dallas airport, which is... Blay Cleverly, and this... Our Transformers female lead. Tiger girls come together, let's lock the TV channel to ESPN on Saturday night......"
With so many basketball players in the world, only Little Tiger may have the ability to let entertainment channels promote basketball events.
While the basketball news was being reported on the front line of MTV Entertainment, Little Tiger was in a state of distress.
Sitting in the gym of the hotel, he can clearly feel that his physical fitness has improved by about 10% in all aspects...... This is a materialized data that can be measured under modern scientific training...... Barbells don't cheat, squats don't cheat, and treadmills don't cheat.
Little Tiger is both satisfied with this improvement and a little disappointed.
Satisfied... was hit so hard, not only was it not injured, but it was a blessing in disguise.
The Lost Thing is... The chest is no longer so blocked, and the next time I want to enhance my physical fitness, I don't know how much training and thrashing I have to go through.
"Whatever. ”
When the little tiger walked out of the gym, he shook his head: "Thick accumulation can thin hair." ”
Although MTV has been reporting on the gathering of tiger girls, those gossip fans have been looking forward to the melee of female stars, in their opinion, Lindsay Lohan and Black have strong bomb attributes, and once they gather, it is difficult not to generate some blockbuster news.
However, the truth of the matter is that Friday night was quiet and the only reason Tiger's phone rang was because Black Mamba invited him to the screening room to watch the Mavericks' tape.
"Honestly, I'm really scared that you came out of Lindsay Lohan's room or ran off to the Hilton Hotel next door where Black was staying. When the Black Mamba met the little tiger, he learned a little sense of humor: "You know, this hotel doesn't provide condoms for its guests. ”
Little Tiger thought about this question seriously.
He thought for a moment: "What if I have a son and marry your daughter to him?"
"Oh, no!" Black Mamba hugged his head very emotionally, "How can I allow Natalia to fall in love with a playboy offspring? ”
"Did I seduce you?"
The little tiger gave him a blank look and walked into the screening room.
The two began watching the Mavericks over and over again, and kept discussing how to deal with it.
"Jason Terry is keen on making pull-up jumpers in the two horn areas, and we're going to focus on both of them tomorrow night. ”
“… Josh prefers to block with Dampier, and he has a 76 percent chance of choosing a jumper after a pick-and-roll......
"Nowitzki's lower body strength is weak, he doesn't like physical contact......"
“……”
Honestly, videographers are on the verge of collapse.
Finally, at half past one in the morning, the two paranoids ended their repetitive and boring movie-watching.
The videographer finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Although he complained all over his stomach, the veteran videographer who has served the Lakers for 21 years couldn't help but clench his fists and wave as he watched the two aces walk out of the screening room with firm steps...... Come on, Black Mamba and Little Tiger, the Lakers rely on you.
Early the next morning.
The NBA officially announced a blockbuster penalty chase.
Eric Dampier's common foul in the final 30 seconds of the last game was added as a first-degree malicious foul and he will receive a one-game suspension.
This penalty was issued alone, and the whole Dallas wailed.
Everyone is shouting about unfairness.
"This is an undisguised disadvantage to the Mavericks, and David Stern threw fairness and justice down the drain for the sake of ratings, for the sake of commercial value. ”
Mark Cuban fired directly at the media. In the past ten years, he has never changed his temper.
The league quickly sent him a fine, and he had to pay $20,000 for his 'straightforwardness'.
"You know, it's a normal thing. Although we are the team with the best record in the regular season, all of our players do not have as many commercial endorsements as Little Tiger alone. He is in the interests of the league, only he can bring Hollywood's female stars to the sidelines to compete for jealousy, and only he can make those entertainment fans focus on basketball. And that's a good thing. ”
Mark Cuban changed his tune in the afternoon, shifting from direct bashing to sideways sarcasm: "The ban won't change the playoff landscape, the league just wants to sell two more tickets and two more broadcast fees for this spotlight battle." It's good for everyone. ”
"Four out of the Lakers, five out of the Lakers, six out of the Lakers, it doesn't make much difference to the Dallasians. It might be better to get into the tension early in the first round. The head coach of the Mavericks admitted.
He looked confident: "We've found a way to contain the little tigers. ”
Jason Terry also said that he would never give the little tiger another chance to show off.
The Mavericks rallied because of the arrival of the suspension and inexplicably burst with confidence.
In contrast, the Lakers, who won the first game, were much more low-key, and no one made any pre-game remarks.
Just quietly waiting for the battle to begin!
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- (To be continued.) )