Chapter Ninety-Five: Accidents
Liu Tianyu didn't plan to hide it in front of the female policeman, so he missed a few hands in front of the female policeman, and the female policeman couldn't even find the north, and finally the flickering female policeman regarded Liu Tianyu as a master, and looked at Zhou Ruolan on the side and smacked her mouth again and again, and the corners of her mouth were about to crack to the root of her ears. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
got a loyal fan, Liu Tianyu was also in a very happy mood, accompanied the other party to patiently answer each other's questions, of course, the answer to the other party was Liu Tianyu's nonsense.
After a while of nonsense with the other party, Liu Tianyu couldn't help but ask about some things about the female policeman at work, which inevitably talked about Zhou Ruolan.
The female policeman, as Liu Tianyu's brain-dead fan, can be regarded as knowing everything about Liu Tianyu, and immediately arrested the three of them that day, but in the end, she only won a verbal award, and the credit was taken away by others, so Liu Tianyu is now a little resistant to Zhou Ruolan's request to help find someone.
"Xiao Yu'er, do you care about the fact that we caught someone last time but the credit was robbed?" Zhou Ruolan was very smart, and after being rejected by Liu Tianyu for no reason, after a little thought, she guessed the reason for Liu Tianyu's refusal.
"No, I just don't want to help. Of course, Liu Tianyu would not admit it, and turned his head and replied with strong words.
However, Liu Tianyu's head-turning action showed that he was not as he said, Zhou Ruolan who was watching was dumb and laughing on the side, but although she felt that Liu Tianyu was funny, Zhou Ruolan was very moved at this time, Liu Tianyu didn't want to help because she cared about the unfair treatment she received last time, so she stretched out her hand to hold Liu Tianyu's face and gently turned Liu Tianyu's face to face herself, and then said softly: " Xiao Yu'er, my sister is very happy, Xiao Yu'er cares about my sister very much, but my sister is a policeman, and the police are not trying to reward criminals, and I should have told you, my sister is now a civilian, if my sister really cares about the so-called credit, she will not do it now. ”
"Since you don't care about these credits, then I won't help anymore, and I don't have such noble dedication to bother to make wedding dresses for others. After Zhou Ruolan finished speaking, Liu Tianyu looked at Zhou Ruolan and replied with a pretty face.
"As I said earlier, it is not for the merit of catching criminals. Zhou Ruolan looked at Liu Tianyu and emphasized one side again.
"Oh, well, well, it's not for the sake of the so-called merit. Seeing that Zhou Ruolan had already frowned when she emphasized just now, Liu Tianyu hurriedly echoed the other party, looking at Zhou Ruolan's frowning brows, Liu Tianyu said again: "Even if the arrest of criminals is not for merit, then catching criminals is actually a matter for the police, you see that I am not a police officer, so I still decided to refuse to find someone." ”
"You little bastard is a sincere sister, right! I'll tell you today, you have to find someone for me, you have to find someone if you don't want to find me, you have to find someone for me, and you've turned the sky upside down. At first, Liu Tianyu refused to find someone for Zhou Ruolan, Zhou Ruolan thought that something was wrong with Liu Tianyu himself, and Zhou Ruolan was really concerned about Liu Tianyu Zhou Ruolan, at least compared with finding someone to solve the case, Liu Tianyu is undoubtedly much more important, but after learning that Liu Tianyu didn't want to help at all, it was not because he had a problem at all, but because he was unhappy with himself, Zhou Ruolan was also very moved in her heart while letting go of her worries, so she only spoke softly and reasoned about the facts several times, hoping that Liu Tianyu would not be tempered, who knew that Liu Tianyu was still unmoved, and was still rejected by this little bastard without hesitation, Zhou Ruolan finally became angry, The hands that gently held Liu Tianyu's face with both hands suddenly changed to pinch at this time, and the hands that pinched Liu Tianyu's face with both hands also pulled hard to both sides.
"Let go, let go!" Feeling that his face was being dragged by Zhou Ruolan into a fight with the big-faced cat, Liu Tianyu stretched out his arm and began to resist.
Liu Tianyu, who was wearing an additional twenty-point power ring, was now about four to five times the strength of an ordinary normal adult, and this power burst out, of course, Zhou Ruolan was difficult to resist.
was swept away by Liu Tianyu's sudden outburst of arms, Zhou Ruolan involuntarily let go of the hands that were pinching Liu Tianyu's face under this force, and fell to the side along with this force.
"Be careful. Seeing Zhou Ruolan falling, Liu Tianyu exclaimed in surprise and quickly reached out to grab it, you must know that the direction of Zhou Ruolan's crooked fall is the corner of the coffee table, if this really hits it, Zhou Ruolan will be in danger.
"Whew! It's so dangerous! Sister Lanlan, are you okay? Because the ring he brought not only had twenty points of strength attached, but also twenty points of agility, Liu Tianyu's current movements could be described as lightning fast, and at the moment when Zhou Ruolan fell, Liu Tianyu grabbed the other party and dragged him back, avoiding the disaster of Zhou Ruolan's head hitting the corner of the coffee table.
"Are you comfortable?" Zhou Ruolan did not answer Liu Tianyu's question, but instead asked an irrelevant question.
"Comfortable, huh!" was stunned by Zhou Ruolan's question, and moved down along Zhou Ruolan's gaze, Liu Tianyu realized that there was a small problem with the ground he had just grabbed when he dragged Zhou Ruolan back, and at this time his hand was grasping the opponent's big murder weapon, and the big murder weapon at this time had gone out of shape because he held it hard.
Feeling the softness coming from his hand, Liu Tianyu not only did not quickly let go of his hand, but gently pinched it twice with his hand.
"Oh! I'm going to kill you little bastard, you dare to eat my sister's tofu. "If Liu Tianyu grabbed the place that shouldn't be caught by mistake just now because he was in a hurry, Zhou Ruolan didn't care much, but then Liu Tianyu gently pinched it twice with his hand, which is not something Zhou Ruolan can bear.
Reaching out to open Liu Tianyu's claws, Zhou Ruolan burst a chestnut according to Liu Tianyu's head.
"Ahh
"What, of course it's beating you little pervert. Zhou Ruolan replied to Liu Tianyu with her eyebrows upside down, maybe she had just been grabbed by Liu Tianyu, and now the pain of the big murder weapon was unbearable, Zhou Ruolan rubbed her big murder weapon with her hand in front of Liu Tianyu, and continued while rubbing it: "You are still shouting pain, it should be my sister who shouts pain, hiss! It hurts! When did you little bastard have so much strength, I guess I was pinched by you just now." ”
"What, what? It's all right! I'll see, I'll see. I heard that it was the consequence that he had just caused, Liu Tianyu didn't hold his head and wailed there at this time, he leaned over with his head and pouted out the words he was thinking as soon as his mouth twitched.
"You see?" Hearing Liu Tianyu say that he wanted to take a look, Zhou Ruolan glanced at him with a smile, and then glanced at him with beautiful eyes, and said to him lightly: "Okay, then you can help my sister see if you have broken it." While speaking, Zhou Ruolan also seemed to really want to lift up her clothes to show Liu Tianyu a look.
"Gollum!" Seeing Zhou Ruolan's glance at herself just now, Liu Tianyu swallowed vigorously when he heard Zhou Ruolan's enchanting voice.
But fortunately, he didn't really have a sperm worm in his brain, thinking that Zhou Ruolan would really lift his clothes and let him see the true face of the murder weapon, so he forcibly resisted his desire and turned his head not to look at the scene in front of him that made people angry.
"Oh, I was really pinched by you, I don't believe you. However, Zhou Ruolan didn't seem to let Liu Tianyu go, and still said to Liu Tianyu in that very tempting tone.
"Sister, stop playing, I didn't mean to do it just now. Knowing that Zhou Ruolan was deliberately stimulating herself, but Liu Tianyu just couldn't help it, although she said so, her eyes involuntarily skimmed towards Zhou Ruolan's chest.
"Smack!" Seeing Liu Tianyu's eyes like his chest, Zhou Ruolan unceremoniously slapped Liu Tianyu's head, and then continued: "Hmph! It's not intentional, okay, at first I believed that you didn't mean it, so later, you pulled it up, I didn't let go quickly, and pinched it twice to say this, you can't say anything to your sister these two times, you didn't mean it, you didn't mean it." ”
"Uh~~~~!" was caught with a sore foot, Liu Tianyu ran out of words, and didn't know how to answer for a long time, and then pinching those two times was indeed his subconscious move, so what Zhou Ruolan said just now was really right.
"I took advantage of my sister's boss, what do you say. At this time, Zhou Ruolan frowned again, softened her chest, looked at Liu Tianyu and asked.
"You say, I'll admit what you're going to do with it. Seeing Zhou Ruolan's expression, Liu Tianyu knew that Zhou Ruolan was really injured, and it was estimated that she was really pinched by herself, and although her later actions were subconscious behaviors, it was really unbearable to think about it, but if you do it again, it is estimated that Liu Tianyu can't help but repeat the action just now, so Liu Tianyu is very shameful and admits punishment.
"Hmph! Then find this person for me. Zhou Ruolan seemed to be waiting for Liu Tianyu's words, reached out and touched the note on the coffee table, slapped it on Liu Tianyu's hand and said to him.
"Okay, I see. "Take people with short hands and short mouths, and now that he has been held by Zhou Ruolan, Liu Tianyu had no choice but to respond to the other party's request, but after taking the note, Liu Tianyu was afraid that Zhou Ruolan would still use this matter to threaten him to do this and that in the future, so he took a preventive shot in advance: "I'll say okay first, after helping you find someone, today's matter between us will be considered a relationship, and you are not allowed to threaten me with this matter in the future." ”
"What beauty you think! Sister's place is so worthless? Letting you do this little thing is like canceling what you did today, have you woken up? Zhou Ruolan really didn't plan to let Liu Tianyu go, reached out and put a heavy emphasis on Liu Tianyu's forehead, and then said to him disdainfully.
"Then what do you want, say it all at once. Rubbing Zhou Ruolan's poked forehead, Liu Tianyu asked helplessly. 、
"Help me find someone first, and then I haven't thought about what else I want you to do, I'll talk about it later." Zhou Ruolan ignored Liu Tianyu's request, looked at Liu Tianyu and said a little arrogantly.
"No, you think about it now, and then persuade the request at once, otherwise I will definitely not help you find someone. Liu Tianyu knew that if he loosened his mouth now, it was estimated that the future days would be described as dark, and Zhou Ruolan would definitely exploit herself with the endless demands of this matter, so he resolutely refused to give Zhou Ruolan this opportunity.
"Ha! Are you sure?" After listening to Liu Tianyu's words, Zhou Ruolan squinted at him and asked.
"Sure. Although Zhou Ruolan's eyes were a little hairy, Liu Tianyu still insisted on his principles.
"Okay, then I'll call my dad now, and tell him that Uncle Liu's son wants to rape me, and the mark on his chest is evidence, I think my dad should have Uncle Liu's phone, you said that if I tell Uncle Liu about this, then what will happen?" Seeing Liu Tianyu's look of preferring death to generosity, Zhou Ruolan sneered and said something that made Liu Tianyu creepy, and in order to create an atmosphere of talking, Zhou Ruolan really took out the phone and wanted to call her father.
"・・・・・・" Looking at Zhou Ruolan's movements, Liu Tianyu was completely speechless, pulling the corners of his mouth and raising his hands in surrender: "Okay, you won." ”
"Hmph!" Zhou Ruolan snorted disdainfully at Liu Tianyu like a big rooster who won a cockfight, and then swept her eyes back and forth between Liu Tianyu and the small note on the coffee table, the meaning is obvious, that is, since you know how powerful your sister is, why don't you hurry up and give the old lady what to do.
"I know, I know, you will never be able to marry a woman in the future, and you will be cursed to eat yourself for the rest of your life. The person had to bow his head under the eaves, originally he still wanted to curse the other party to come to the eldest aunt four times a month, each time for seven days, but when he thought of this, he might really anger Zhou Ruolan and make her do something unwise, so the words came to his mouth and he swallowed them back raw.
Although Liu Tianyu had some doubts in his heart about whether Zhou Ruolan would dare to call and tell what had just happened, he was afraid of everything, in case this woman's brain was really dry, then Liu Tianyu would be unlucky.
Let's not talk about what Uncle Zhou and Aunt Zhou will do if they know about this matter, in case this matter is known to their father, Liu Tianyu feels that he will have to shed his skin if he doesn't die, and he will have to lie in bed for ten days and a half months.