Chapter 350: Artificial Respiration

The Chu family brothers next to him were immediately unhappy. They even wanted to climb into the ambulance and make trouble for Lin Xiaojin. Even if you can't make trouble, at least you have to stop Qin Jiaojiao's intimate actions.

But the two of them immediately noticed Zhou Bingbing's frosty gaze, and they were immediately frightened, and quickly retreated back to the same place.

At this time, Lin Xiaojin began to pretend again. He grabbed one of the racers' left hand and pressed it east and west on his arm.

The first responder immediately wondered, "What are you doing?"

Lin Xiaojin patted his chest and said unashamedly: "This is my original 'Lin's First Aid Method'. As he spoke, he picked up the racer's other hand, also in a blind way.

The racer's arms were limp and there was no force at all.

Lin Xiaojin still had to pretend to be extremely serious and hard, and said in his mouth: "How about it, it has an effect." ”

Even Wang Dong couldn't stand it anymore. He shook his head secretly, thinking: Brother Lin, what's the matter? Obviously, there is no hope at all, and he still has to work hard. Isn't this putting your face up and pumping it for the beautiful superintendent?

Zhou Bingbing remained silent and watched Lin Xiaojin's performance.

Lin Xiaojin pressed on the racer's shoulder again.

Zhou Bingbing couldn't stand it anymore, and said angrily: "It's time to do 'artificial respiration' next." ”

Lin Xiaojin seemed to suddenly realize, and said: "That's right, 'artificial respiration'." However, I'm not used to giving 'artificial respiration' to men. If he were a girl, I could consider it. ”

"Poof", Qin Jiaojiao and Tang Yan were both amused by Lin Xiaojin.

Zhou Bingbing said with an angry face: "I really don't understand, when you saved that model just now, it was out of public intentions or out of your obscene heart!"

"I haven't asked you yet: just now on stage, you actually asked this neurotic to take off the model's clothes, and then hand the model to you. It seems that you are really not acting. Your words are from the bottom of your heart. ”

Lin Xiaojin has always been very restrained in his speech. But he was despised by Zhou Bingbing several times today, so he deliberately wanted to fight with Zhou Bingbing for a few words.

He smiled at Zhou Bingbing and said, "It's possible." I've always admired beautiful things. The so-called 'love of beauty, everyone has it'. Of course, you don't have to worry about it. It's impossible for me to be interested in growing up like you. ”

When Zhou Bingbing heard this, his fair face turned green with anger. If it weren't for the presence of so many people, it is estimated that her fist and foot kung fu would have greeted Lin Xiaojin a long time ago. But now, she had to endure it.

She thought to herself: You can't cure this neurosis anyway. Since it can't be cured, then I have a reason to look for your trouble.

Therefore, although Zhou Bingbing held his breath, he still endured it again and again. She was waiting for Lin Xiaojin to finally clean up.

In her mind, she could already imagine that Lin Xiaojin had been put in the detention room of the police station, and was kneeling and begging to let him go.

At this time, Lin Xiaojin suddenly said to the emergency personnel: "Do you have water? ”

First responders immediately brought a bottle of medical mineral water.

Lin Xiaojin took the mineral water, and his mouth was full of words, and he recited the "spell" to the bottle of mineral water: "×#×¥)%&......"

Of course, the people around me didn't understand. But his chattering appearance made everyone stunned. Most of the people here, including first responders and police, are young. They don't believe in such superstitions at all.

When they saw Lin Xiaojin, as a high school student, actually chanting a spell towards the mineral water, they all immediately frowned one by one and looked at Lin Xiaojin with disdain.

Lin Xiaojin didn't care about the eyes of the people around him. He recited the bottle of mineral water for half a minute, then opened the lid and took a sip of water in his mouth. Looked at the racer's face.

People thought that Lin Xiaojin was going to spray "runic water" on the racer's face.

But he never expected that Lin Xiaojin would swallow the whole saliva with a "grunt". Then he opened his mouth wide and said with a long sigh of relief: "This water is so sweet, not bad, not bad!"

The people around me almost fainted with laughter.

Zhou Bingbing was so angry that he gritted his teeth. She already regretted the five minutes she promised Lin Xiaojin. She raised her voice and asked Lin Xiaojin, "Have you made enough trouble?" ”

Lin Xiaojin seemed to be in a hurry, and hurriedly said, "Time flies so fast." Then I'll have to work hard. But when he finished speaking, he did not take any action, but hurriedly picked up the bottle of mineral water and drank it violently.

He didn't stop until there was only a little left in the bottle. Then, he wiped his mouth and praised loudly: "It's delicious, it's delicious." As he spoke, he went so far as to study the manufacturer of the mineral water bottle.

The people around were suddenly thundered. I've seen flirting with beautiful women, but I've never seen anyone who is still flirting with beauties at such a critical moment. And this beauty is also a police officer, and this police officer is also a second-class superintendent.

Especially Tang Yan, Qin Jiaojiao and Wang Dong, they were all frightened by Lin Xiaojin's nonsense. But they couldn't forcibly stop Lin Xiaojin.

At this time, everyone's eyes looked at Zhou Bingbing, as if they were waiting for an active volcano to erupt.

Sure enough, Zhou Bingbing couldn't bear it anymore, she reached out and was about to grab the mineral water bottle in Lin Xiaojin's hand.

Lin Xiaojin hurriedly shrank back. His "second vein of appointment and supervision" was not opened in vain. Since opening these two main veins, his agility has increased by a full 20%.

Zhou Bingbing really didn't catch the bottle in Lin Xiaojin's hand.

Lin Xiaojin also said to Zhou Bingbing seriously: "Don't grab it, I still use this water." If you want to drink, you can ask them. ”

Zhou Bingbing was so angry that it was difficult to breathe. Her chest slumped together, and the pair of towers were almost stretched into two explosive packets, ready to explode.

Lin Xiaojin suddenly turned the mineral water bottle in his hand upside down at this time, and sprinkled the little water left in the bottle on the racer's face.

Everyone looked stupid.

Lin Xiaojin explained: "This method is actually the most effective. Since I was a child, my mother taught me that when I meet someone who is not sober, I just need to pour some water on his face. ”

Fainting! Listening to Lin Xiaojin's words, everyone almost fainted collectively.

The first responders were stunned for a moment. But when they understood Lin Xiaojin's words, they couldn't help but hold their stomachs and laugh one by one.

Zhou Bingbing was about to vomit blood. She snatched the empty bottle from Lin Xiaojin's hand, and waved at Lin Xiaojin: "Are you finished? Five minutes are up! Five minutes are up!"