Thirty-six, I'm home

The armor on the little boy's body still shines under the light of the room, and he still holds his red tassel gun in his hand, seeing me looking at him curiously, he smiled and talked eloquently: "Actually, what you played in film and television dramas are all lies, what kind of hand-to-hand devils, grenades in the crotch of your pants, stones smashed planes, these are all made up by yourself, really the audience is mentally retarded......!"

"What's that...... These are all things that should be taken care of by the above, let's talk about what is going on with you and him?" I quickly interrupted him when I saw him frowning and folding his fingers. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"Oh, let's get down to business!" The little boy looked at me seriously and said: "Although the upper realm and the lower realm are also called 'cultivation', but in most cases it is a last resort, for example, the monk you often say that traveled west to learn scriptures, his real body is the Buddha's disciple Jin Chanzi, but it is not necessarily the golden cicada, maybe it may be a wisp of the golden cicada's divine sense, and the golden cicada himself may be hiding somewhere to play!"

"Consciousness?" I looked at him in confusion.

"Yes, it's consciousness. The little boy nodded.

I tilted my head and thought for a moment, and then said guessingly, "According to what you mean, it's as if Guanyin Bodhisattva has many incarnations." ”

The little boy nodded, "That's understandable. ”

I looked at the little boy and asked puzzledly: "I said Dapeng, what are you doing leaning over him if you have nothing to do? He is an incarnation of you, what should you do, why don't you go, and still attach to him if you have nothing to do, is there any purpose?"

"Hee-hee-hee......-hee!" Listening to my words, the little boy laughed and looked at me with a mischievous face, "I just want to see what has become of the mortal world!"

"Cut!" I pursed my lips, daring to love that this is a playful golden-winged roc bird.

The turbid air in the room once again made me can't help but gause, I finally remembered what happened about the shoes on Li Yuanba's feet just now, and suddenly covered my mouth and nose and turned to leave, "You stay here alone, I'll arrange for you when I go back!" I walked out of the room in one step.

As soon as I left the room, I couldn't help but breathe in the air outside the room, damn it, Li Yuanba's chemical weapons are really enough, if Ming'er offends me, let this little kid go to his house for one night, and promise to surrender to me the next day.

I thought about it and went downstairs, and before I walked down the stairs, I saw that the land lord was sitting at the wooden table with a smile on his face and talking to Li Li, it seems that the two of them are quite compatible, hey, I wondered, you said that this one is a god in the upper realm, and the other is a Liangshan hero who is dissatisfied with the imperial court, why do these two people have a common language so much?

"Huh...... , Uncle Zhang, don't you go to sleep so late?" I smiled and walked up to the land lord, looked at him and asked casually.

Lord Di raised his head and glanced at me, and replied slowly: "We immortals don't need to sleep. ”

"Don't sleep?" I was stunned, I damn, you don't need to sleep, why are you staying in my inn?

I didn't bother to pay attention to him, turned my head and looked at Li Li again, "Why don't you go to sleep? Don't you plan to get up early tomorrow to work?"

Li Li looked at me coldly and replied coldly: "The land lord asked me to accompany me to talk!"

"Go back to sleep!" I whispered.

Li Li glanced at me, turned around and left.

"Do you know which room you sleep in?" I felt an inexplicable anger when I looked at his back, and I guess it was due to his first impression on me, who made him look like a ruffian when he first met me.

Listening to my words, Li Li paused slightly and stood still.

"Second floor 202. ”

Li Li didn't speak, he raised his feet and went up the stairs, and disappeared in front of him in the blink of an eye.

I pursed my lips and turned my head to look at the land lord beside me, who was looking at me with a smile on his face, looking a little like the Maitreya Buddha in the temple.

"I said Uncle Zhang, let's talk about the plum tree in the backyard?" I rang out the big tree in the backyard again, and couldn't help but lean forward and whisper.

"What's wrong with the plum tree?" asked Lord Land, looking at me.

"What's that...... Uncle Zhang, if I really find a golden bean, can you really grow a cash cow?"

"Shopkeeper, do you think I'm lying to you?"

"No, no, no, no ....... I hurriedly waved my hand, "Uncle Zhang, you also know that the education I received since I was a child is to plant melons and get melons and beans to get beans, like digging a pit and burying some soil, counting one hundred and twenty thirty-five things, I don't dare to think about it, if you don't mind, let me open my eyes when I catch up with Ming'er!"

"Do you want to open your eyes, or do you want to get a cash cow?" the land lord looked at me with a smile and asked rhetorically.

"Uh......!" I was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly smiled and said: "I said Uncle Zhang, you also know that now it is an economic and social society, and Lao Chen Tou'er arranged for a few of you to come, and he didn't plan to make money from my inn at all, I don't even have a girlfriend when I am poor, why can't I think of making money by law, at least I have to satisfy the food and drink of Yuelai Inn, isn't it?"

"Hmm!" the land lord stroked his beard and nodded thoughtfully.

Seeing him nodding, I struck while the iron was hot and continued: "Uncle Zhang, look, the more than fifty jars of old wine you drank today, if you put it outside, it is a signboard to attract guests, you are good, it will be dried up for me in less than half a day, looking at these fifty jars of wine, should you take care of my small inn?"

"That's true!" said the Land Lord with a nod.

Hearing him say this, I looked at him excitedly and asked, "So...... You've always promised to plant me a cash cow?"

"This ...... I didn't say that. The land lord looked at me with a smile and said.

Damn, he's kidding me!

I shouted aggrievedly: "No, Uncle Zhang, you see that I have said everything about this ......!"

"I didn't promise you to plant a cash cow, but I didn't say I wouldn't plant anything else for you. Lord Di interrupted me and looked at me slowly.

"Something else?" I looked at him expectantly.

Lord Di smiled and stroked his beard, nodded and said, "Yes, plant something else." ”

"What about you...... What are you going to plant for me?" I asked, tentatively, as he looked at him.

Lord Di looked at me and asked with a smile: "Except for the cash cow, what do you want me to plant for you?"

"Except for the cash cow ......?" I tilted my head and thought for a moment, "or ...... You planted a ginseng fruit tree for me? It's the kind of ginseng fruit tree that mortals can live forever if they eat it!"

Lord Di looked at me and asked casually, "Can you find the seeds of the ginseng fruit?"

I was stunned for a moment, and Mu Mu replied, "No." ”

"Isn't that the end?" said the Land Lord, standing up and walking out of the inn in a trembling voice.

Looking at his departing back, I asked softly in confusion, "What's that...... , Uncle Zhang, where are you going to go so late?"

"Go home and sleep!" said the land master without replying.

"...... you go home, ...... you still sleep?" I turned my head in confusion and looked at the stairs leading to the second floor behind me, and then looked at the back of the land lord leaving, and chased after him without thinking about it, damn it, didn't this old guy just say that he didn't need to sleep?

The footsteps of the land lord seemed to be unfast, but in fact, they were like one step at a time, and when I turned my head to look at the stairs, I had already walked out of the inn.

"Shopkeeper, don't send it, I'm home!" I chased out of the inn tightly, and before I could open my mouth, I heard the land lord say with a smile.

Listening to his words, I was even more puzzled, I, what's the matter? It's normal to look at this old man during the day, why did he become Alzheimer's in the blink of an eye?

Lord Di seemed to see through my thoughts, turned around and stood still in front of the inn, looked at me and smiled, turned around three times and then disappeared in front of me.

I was stunned to see the land lord disappear in front of me, and I couldn't help but be surprised in my heart, I damn it, I have become a living person!