0273 Even allies can't discuss each other's balls!
Winter is coming to an end, but the situation of the orc royal court has not changed, the endless silver and white color is still the mainstream of the royal court, and even the orc warriors who defend the royal court will mostly shrink in the temporary low shed. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Anyway, no one will invade this damn weather......
A loud dragon roar sounded in the sky, and clusters of "hairballs" quickly sprang out from the low shed on the ground, Xu Zheng overlooked the orc royal court from the dragon's back, and the orc warriors who were moving around were like cacti scurrying around......
Lilith slowly landed in the square of the royal court, and after turning into her body, she spit out a breath of cold air with frost and said, "Every time I come here, I feel that this weather is really annoying. ”
"Your Highness the Princess, you can go to the big tent quickly, where the bonfire is warm enough. ”
The tiger warrior not far away hurriedly accosted: "Lord Silver Pupil also said that maybe I can surprise the princess and Her Royal Highness Xu Zheng!"
"Surprise ......" Xu Zheng crooked his mouth and pondered for a moment, after thinking back to the drawings that Qingzi left for Yintong before, he sighed and said: "The so-called surprise should be similar to the scene in the nightclub last night......"
"That's not bad, husband, we can also take a few orc-style underwear with us!" Lilith was very satisfied, for her husband's "brave performance" last night, the princess was still very satisfied, Lilith had never thought that a few small pieces of fabric could cause such a huge effect.
"Uh...... Let's wait until we get home!"
Xu Zheng was a little unsettled for a moment, and thought back a little about last night's extraordinary performance, and now his legs and stomach are still shivering! Xu Zheng now understands what it means to be "painful and happy", from a certain point of view, the dragon knight is really not a profession that ordinary people can be qualified for!
The group entered the royal tent, Xu Zheng found that the previous cauldron had been removed, the center of the tent had been covered with a long carpet, the lion roared on the throne in the posture of "Uncle Ge trip", sleepy-eyed stirring the instant noodles in his hand, seeing the appearance of Xu Zheng and several people, he said hello lazily: "Don't leave tonight, there is a good show for you to see!"
"Lingerie show?"
After Xu Zheng finished speaking, the lion's eyes widened, and he looked at Xu Zheng's face much paler than before, and suddenly laughed, and said, "You also watched that last night?"
"The one I'm looking at is definitely more fierce than you......"
Xu Zheng glanced at the lion's roar, although the fox girls are beautiful, they don't understand the charm aura of the succubus, and the difference in race will inevitably lead to the fact that the underwear shows of the two families are not on the same grade at all.
"Who said that! It must be more fierce on our side!" said the lion, who was quite upset when he heard this, "I didn't get up until noon!"
"That's because your physical strength is not good!" Xu Zheng just rewarded the lion roar with a roll of his eyes, and said: "I have eaten a lot of witch doctor herbs, and I may not be able to compare to you in fights, but in other aspects, you are a scum!"
"Your physical strength is not good!" The lion roar was also very unconvinced when he heard this, glared at Xu Zheng and said: "Just humans dare to compare eggs with orcs!"
"What are you yelling about, there are ...... ladies by your side" Xu Zheng suddenly felt that it was pointless to argue with the lion's roar, besides, the purpose of the underwear show was still used to give the two races money to the human world, but I didn't expect to be crooked on the side of hell, and it was still crooked when I came to the orc royal court...... Decisively pausing this topic, Xu Zheng seemed to think of something, and looked at the lion curiously and roared, "What about Elder Silver Pupil?"
"Still sleeping!" the lion roared triumphantly at Xu Zheng, and the provocation in his eyes was obvious.
"When did you two get together?"
"We're a couple, okay!"
The lion roar looked at Xu Zheng's confused appearance, and said quite unhappily: "The combination of the orc king and the orc elder is not a natural thing! But then again, you are quite powerful, and you dare to pair with the female dragon, aren't you afraid that you will not be able to speak well at home in the future?"
As soon as the lion's roar came out, he felt that the temperature in the big tent suddenly dropped, and he glanced at Lilith beside Xu Zheng who had a fierce look in her eyes, and immediately shuddered, and even the long hair on the back of her neck stood up instantly.
"Uh...... I mean Xu Zheng should listen to his daughter-in-law! Lilith, don't get me wrong!"
Seeing this, Lion Roar hurriedly changed his words, but Lilith didn't seem to care about the orc king's softness, and sneered: "I'm not stupid, how can I not hear the disrespect in your words? Besides, you have made one of the biggest mistakes! You dare to discuss your husband's balls in front of me!"
Xu Zheng wiped the cold sweat on his forehead when he heard this, but he complained in his heart that his daughter-in-law's concern seemed to be a little wrong!
Xu Zheng, who came back from his thoughts, glanced at Qingzi and Linglong, who wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh behind him, sighed, grabbed Lilith's arm and said, "Wife, be calm, we can't let Yintong stay alive because of this little thing!"
Hearing this, the lion roared angrily and said: "Why are you so insidious, didn't I just make two jokes! Why are you still planning to let your daughter-in-law castrate me? We are allies, okay?"
"Allies can't discuss each other's balls either!"
Lily stared at the lion and roared, "Apologize to your husband!"
Qingzi burst into laughter when she heard Lilith's words, covered her stomach and said, "Lilith, you are letting the orc king talk nonsense with his eyes open!"
Hearing this, the lion roar glanced at Xu Zheng, who was speechless, and then at Lilith, who was unrelenting, sighed, raised his hands to make a surrender form, and said, "I can't serve you......?" Let's take a look at our orc underwear show in the evening! Although at first I didn't think that a few pieces of cloth made of fur could make much money from those cunning humans, but since watching yesterday's show, I think that the practice of exchanging underwear for money is really promising!"
"When the time comes, you earn yours, and we earn ours!" Lilith finished speaking, but Xu Zheng shook his head with a smile, and said: "After watching the show, we can consider giving you some technical support, although what you just said is quite exaggerated, but I still don't think that your catwalk can exceed Qingzi's plan......!
When Qingzi heard this, a flash of war intent flashed in his eyes, and he stared at the lion and roared: "I want to see if you orc clan's catwalk can really be blue!"
(To be continued.) )