Chapter 1: The House of Death
Zhou Yu is not a good boy, after graduation, he is reluctant to go out at home every day, he doesn't look for a job or a girlfriend, no matter how he looks at it, he looks like a waste. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 infoThis made the Zhou family's parents a headache, and they used all the methods they could, and even the relationship was a little stiff, but the child just refused to move the nest.
I understand the reason, but Zhou Yu just doesn't like to go out to work. If you don't have money, you can write some novels on the Internet, although it has never been a big hit, just mixing three melons and two dates is better than nothing, anyway, I never go out and I don't smoke and drink, so I can't spend a few dollars. The rest of the time is basically spent on anime games.
Therefore, Zhou Yu is an otaku, and basically there will be no objections.
There was a celebrity in the Zhou family who wrote a poem, in which the sentence "Hide in a small building to become a unity, and manage his spring, summer and autumn and winter" made Zhou Yu like it the most. Since the predecessors have said so, it is really unreasonable to inherit this fine tradition as a descendant.
However, he continued to stay at home and hated each other, and in order not to make the family relationship worse, Zhou Yu decided to transfer the location of the house to his hometown in the countryside. Anyway, since my grandparents were taken to the city, there is no one else in my hometown, and it is very clean. Although this method is a bit ostrich, but out of sight is clean, and the family that is already facing collapse has to brake sharply on the edge of the cliff, although there is no sign of retreat.
The days in the countryside are indeed very leisurely, away from the hustle and bustle of cars and horses, and no one will come to bother you. I slept until noon, wrote articles and played games, and the day passed. Even in the summer, there are occasional power outages, which makes the networm very annoyed.
In a flash, he has been in the countryside for almost a year.
It's funny to say that although I've lived in my hometown for so long, I haven't even recognized the neighbors around me. The only ones who are familiar are Uncle Li, who is in the braised meat business on the street, and several aunts at the vegetable stall, after all, people can be silent, but they can't skip eating.
The daily food is not good, and the coarse tea and light rice can make up for life. Just when Zhou Yu felt that he might live like this for the rest of his life, an unexpected thing happened.
When I woke up, it was a good day when the sun was shining in the sky and I was smiling at the sky. Grope for the glasses placed at the head of the bed, and after putting them on, you can continue to dominate the Internet, and yesterday you didn't succeed in leveling, and you should be on gold if you work hard today.
It's just that I didn't expect that after putting on the glasses, the painting style would suddenly be different.
That's right, it's just that the style of painting is different. It was supposed to be a full 3D stereoscopic real world, but it turned into a realistic painting style of the theatrical version of an animated movie. To put it simply, the world is still this world, it's just that everything becomes a two-dimensional picture.
Zhou Yu, who was originally very fond of the 2nd dimension, carried forward the fine tradition of Ye Gong Haolong at this time, and threw away his glasses with yelling. Fortunately, he was left on the bed, otherwise this good brother who had followed him for many years and had been loyal would have been broken.
Without glasses, seeing things is naturally blurry, but everything is very real. The real quilt, the real walls, and even the instant noodles that I didn't finish last night are so real, it's just a little weird.
Is it a problem with glasses?
A little hesitantly touching the glasses, it didn't seem that anything special was happening, and he didn't turn into a transformation glass, and King Kong yelled to conquer the earth. So he took it with both hands, squinted his eyes and looked through the lenses from a distance.
Sure enough, it's a two-dimensional world over there.
Could it be that glasses become fine after wearing them for a long time? Or is it because you've seen too many 2-dimensional things and you're psychic?
Puzzled, Zhou Yu took out a spare pair of glasses from the cabinet and found that its lenses were also reflected in a 2-dimensional style. This doesn't make sense, because this spare pair of glasses was bought when I came to the country, and I haven't worn them once, so it can't be mutated.
If you don't have glasses, you're a third-class cripple, but if you wear them, you'll have to endure a strange style of painting, which is a very difficult choice. After weighing it again and again, after all, he couldn't stand the pain of not being able to see things clearly, and put on glasses with a trace of the tragedy of the wind and the cold.
It becomes a two-dimensional world, and everything you see is new. Especially when I brush my teeth, I see myself in the mirror after 2 dimensions, it is actually Miyazaki's painting style, and I instantly have a feeling of forced rise.
After accepting this setting, I am less afraid.
Although there was a surprise when he got up, Zhou Yu did not plan to change his life rules, and the first thing he did after washing his face with a toothbrush was still to turn on the computer.
The picture on the computer is normal, perhaps because it originally belongs to the 2nd dimension, so the biggest problem is solved. Because if the style of the game you like changes dramatically, it's really unacceptable, although there's actually no other way.
Code words as usual, play games as usual, and ...... as usual Hungry.
Breakfast is usually not eaten, just nibble on two apples and you're done. By the time it was time for lunch, the rest of the family was already preparing dinner. Look at the refrigerator, it's empty, it's time to get dressed and go to the street to buy groceries.
The braised meat shop is the most frequent, and the owner, Uncle Li, is very courteous to entertain this frequent customer who rarely speaks, and shouts as soon as they meet: "What about the old three? ”
Every time he entered the store, Zhou Yu used to buy roast duck, large intestines and chicken wings, and Uncle Li had already memorized them. But what he didn't know was that in the eyes of the other party, he had become a middle-aged man with a scumbag temperament with a cigarette, and the power of the 2nd dimension was really extraordinary. If it weren't for lowering his head and confirming that it was Uncle Li from the gap in his glasses, Zhou Yu wouldn't dare to agree.
After buying braised pork, then buy some vegetables at the vegetable stall, buy some snacks in the supermarket, a large bag of everything, can roughly cope with a few days.
On the way home, there is a section of canal, the scenery is not bad, every time I walk on the side of the channel, I will slow down, it is a rare to get close to nature. It's summer, and playful kids love to swim here, but it won't be long before you see adults chasing people away with sticks, and then the whining imps scatter bare-assed.
But today, Zhou Yu was in no mood to look at the scenery, because a text message shining bright red suddenly appeared out of thin air in front of him.
'There is a wild photographic lion in front of you, please decide what to do'
Below the message there are two options, one is to run and the other is to fight.
Fight? How to fight, and with what?
Zhou Yu looked up in wonder, and a strange two-dimensional creature jumped up in front of him, looking like a cat, but standing and walking on two hind legs. Gray-and-white coat, with a peaked cap on his head and a camera-like gadget on his shoulder.
Whose cat is dressed like this?
This is a rural area, cats are raised to catch mice, not to be pets, who makes clothes for cats?
Strangely lowered his head, wanting to see what this cat actually looked like, because the painting style of the 2nd dimension is always more exaggerated, otherwise Uncle Li would not have become a temperament uncle.
However, the roads are empty. Not to mention cats, there are not a single dog.
Damn! Ghosts!
Zhou Yu was taken aback, and immediately raised his head, but saw that the photographic lion was still 'scratching his head and making gestures' in front of him. Look down and don't look up, what the hell is this thing? Because he couldn't figure out the situation, he didn't choose whether to fight or flee for a long time. After a while, the photographic lion disappeared coquettishly, and whether he looked down or up, he could no longer be seen.
Today is truly an amazing day......