My name is Wang Xiaobai, please be serious when you see this name. According to my mother, the more popular and simple the name, the better it is to give birth. Of course, for her explanation, I went in the left ear and out the right ear. As far as I understand the two elders in the family, they must have thought it was too troublesome to choose a name, so they directly took the surnames of the two of them to make it up to me, because they were girls, so a small word was added in the middle. So I'm very glad that my mother is not surnamed Wang or Mao, otherwise it would be quite intoxicating to be called X Xiaowang or X Xiaomao. However, my brother's name is Wang Hei, hahaha. My mother said that since everything is white, it can't be without black, so I have a lot of balance in my heart.

To get back to the point, I work as a freelance cartoonist. It is to illustrate some calligraphy and paintings, order avatars for people in need on the Internet, or design a cover for some writers, and occasionally serialize some comics. The income side is okay, at least to support yourself.

Well, because when I was a child, I liked a comic "Miss Perfect's Evolution", I liked the setting of the heroine in it, I like cooking, my academic performance is good (except for mathematics), I fight well, and I look very beautiful, this is really a model of a well-bred woman who has both inside and outside. It's just that she is a little unsociable, just because when she confessed when she was a child, she was scolded by a scumbag for being ugly, which completely collapsed her outlook on life. Since then, she has loved to hide alone in dark corners to watch horror movies, and she likes to talk to the mannequin she picked up from the garbage heap. When you see a shiny creature, you will cry, sweat and bleed. But fortunately, she has a good aunt, and in order to change her, let four shiny big boys help her.

You may say, you are naïve. But everyone has a dream in their hearts, and my dream is to be like her, beautiful and capable, and there will be someone to love me.

My experience is similar to hers, and I have confessed to a person, but the line that the person refused was that I was too fat and didn't want to be with pigs, which would be a loss of face. So I don't like to talk to people around me, and I like to stay in the corner and doodle. I used to think that someone could say something to change me. But I wasn't as lucky as Sunako to have a good aunt.

I've already seen it, and it's good to live the life I want to live.

However, reality will always present you with some problems, such as now.

"I said, daughter, it's time to find someone to marry, you're 28 years old. Bai Yumei sat on the lazy sofa and adjusted her posture a few times, but she felt that she was not elegant enough, and finally simply fell backwards and said: "I saw in a newspaper a few days ago that a woman who has not married before the age of 30 is not a woman. ”

"Oh, then you're going to treat me like a man. She said perfunctorily, how can this newspaper report everything now, it is really not rigorous at all. The state also advocates late marriage and late childbearing, but I have responded to the call of the country. Tell her mother that these are all for nothing, and I will be able to tell her for a long time, how old is the daughter of so-and-so's family and how old is she married, look at you, how old are you, and you don't have a companion yet. Or the little female cats of such and such a family have already given birth to several litters of kittens. She didn't want to waste so much time researching this.

Bai Yumei got up, slapped her hand on her daughter's forehead, and glanced at her, "What nonsense, you came out of my stomach, I don't know if you are a man or a woman?"

"Then you have to look at your daughter's weight of nearly 200 pounds, someone has to ask for it. She covered her forehead that was patted, this is practicing iron sand palms, she must be black. "Don't harm others. ”

"Now that there are more men and fewer women in this society, are you afraid that you won't find anyone to ask for you?" Bai Yumei didn't give up, her daughter was so white and fat, how cute she was, and looked at her big ass, and she was a good child.

"There are many and lilies in this society. She muttered under her breath.

"What are you talking about, what is it, what is it?" her voice was low, but Bai Yumei could still hear a little, but she didn't quite understand what it meant.

"Ah, no, it's nothing, I mean, why don't you bring some chicken soup for me. She doesn't want to instill those Internet terms to her mother, who knows how she will talk to people after she goes out in order to show her foreign spirit.

"Drink, drink a ghost, you're fat like this, and you're still drinking. Bai Yumei wanted to raise her hand and hit Wang Xiaobai's forehead again, but Wang Xiaobai hurriedly crossed her hands over her face.

"Mom, don't fight, your forehead will definitely be black tomorrow. She looked at her mother with a pitiful wink, hoping that her mother would show mercy.

Bai Yumei waved her hand, it was not a fight, it was not a fight, and then she put her hand down forcefully, "Okay, from tomorrow onwards, you will start losing weight for me, and I will drink a bowl of porridge every day." ”

"Ah, Mom, isn't it too cruel, what if this starves me to death?" she begged for mercy. If she doesn't give her food, doesn't it kill her?

"You're such a big guy, you'll be fine if you don't eat, if you die, don't worry, my wife, I'll collect your body. Bai Yumei said amiably.

"Mom, didn't you pick me up from the garbage? She cried because her mother was now sweeping her house, and all the snacks had been collected.

"Well, you picked it up from the toilet by your dad. Bai Yumei knew her daughter's habit of putting things away, and she collected things quickly, and she put away all the snacks in a while.

"Daughter, dress up a little tomorrow, there is a blind date, I will help you sign up, and the address will be sent to your WeChat. Don't think you'll be fine if you don't go, I've already said hello to the organizers, and if you don't go, you won't have any good fruit to eat in the future. After the threat, he took a large bag of snacks and left without looking back.

She waved her hand to indicate that she had heard. Tsk, what are you dressing up, have you ever seen a pig become a cat after being dressed up? Tomorrow's blind date or something, I'm just a soy sauce player. Since my mother said let's lose weight, then after tomorrow, there will definitely be a lot of delicious food at the blind date, Wang Xiaobai thought beautifully.

The next day, she reluctantly tugged at her, and she managed to find a white dress from the closet that she could wear. Alas, if the goddess wore this dress, it would be beautiful, and I am really bad in this dress. When she walked out of the room and saw the sunshine she hadn't seen for a long time, she really felt that she had become Sunako for a moment, because the sunlight stabbed her eyes.

Hurriedly put on sunglasses, walked downstairs, hailed a car at the door, and rushed to the blind date venue.

When she arrived at the venue, there were not many people, so she naturally walked to the reception, reported her name, and handed over her ID card. After checking at the reception, the identity was correct, and she was let in.

She went straight to the self-service area, picked up the plate on the table and filled it with things, I didn't care about other people's eyes, anyway, I came to make soy sauce, and I didn't really come on a blind date.

There were more and more people at the venue, and she had almost eaten it, and was about to eat the last date, so she went home.

It's just that someone accidentally bumped into her, and the date with the size of a walnut was directly stuck in her throat.

The man quickly apologized, and after seeing her appearance, he quickly left.

She covered her mouth and beat her chest vigorously, but she still couldn't beat it, she wanted to call someone to help, but there were very few people in the self-help area, and the people who came to the blind date were not like her for food. As for the waiters, they are all shuttling through the venue, serving people.

She jumped uncomfortably in place, and those who noticed it hid even further.

As time passed, her breathing became weaker and her consciousness became more and more blurred.

"Oh my God, I shouldn't have been here. Nima, an adult choked to death by a date, this kind of thing can happen, it's so weird. ”

"Mom, I should listen to you and lose weight from today. Woohoo......"