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"I'm number one!"

"That's what happened. ”

"Suspicion is self-deprecation, sending out your own troubles, everyone looks at Yile. ”

"Is this a handsome affair?"

After Zhang Can finished posting it, he faintly felt that the one he just posted was actually not quite in line. So he hurried up and sent another one.

"The biggest miracle in my life was when I was at my poorest, I dreamed of a string of lottery numbers, so I made a desperate bet and bought a lottery ticket with all the money I had, and the miracle happened.

Because I had no money to eat, I drank plain water for a week, and I didn't starve to death. ”

Although this is not Zhang Can's personal experience, it is an embarrassing thing that an old friend of his once committed when he was young. It's a bit of a problem to write it this way.

"Hahahaha, I'm really concerned about, how many numbers did you win in the lottery?"

"Cheap handsome, is it really possible to lose weight by drinking boiled water for a week. ”

"That one drinks plain water, really doesn't eat anything else?"

"A miracle happened, I thought I had won the lottery!"

Under the post that Zhang Can just posted, there are more and more messages and likes. However, he didn't answer everyone's words, but sent another one,

"If I had a choice in life, I'd rather keep it simple. A teacup, a thatched hut, an acre of fertile land, and a deposit of 100 million. ”

After Zhang Can sent this, he didn't have time to see the reaction of fans. There was a knock at the door.

Could it be that my wife is back?

Zhang Can's eyes lit up. Yu Yue'er had already said that she would come back today. Zhang Can dragged his big slippers and walked to the door with a snap. Before he could see the person in front of him, he heard an earth-shattering sneeze, and then a black and white, unkempt hair flew to his face.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" Xie Tian kept apologizing, looking very sincere. "Didn't I just sneeze and throw him in your face? ”

"Is this the little guy?" Zhang Can pointed to the large fluffy unidentified object on the ground, and sensitively asked his question.

"Please, buddy. You're all running home runs, buddy, I don't even hold hands, I'm counting on tomorrow. Help!" begged Thanks.

"When did you get your pet?" asked Zhang Can.

The kitten sat proudly between the two sofas, and there were no toys in front of him, so he licked his front paws, as if to appreciate which couch tasted better, and sharpened his paws better.

Seeing the cat staring eagerly at the sofa under his hips, Zhang Can sensed the danger coming. He first picked it up and threw it on Xie Tian's fat and tender belly. Then he got up and went to the kitchen and took out a cutting board that he had knocked out. I wrapped a piece of hemp rope around it and put it on the ground.

Zhang Can puts the cat on the chopping board. This guy looked at the simple cat scratcher with disgust, she only used LV's cat scratcher, and she used such a wooden board, this human was too much.

The cat meowed angrily twice, expressing its anger. Cat scratchers are meow's life, although they are also listed as cats' lives, as well as fish, cat climbing frames, and her favorite little mat.

"Look, how happy the emperor is!" Xie Tian said happily, "Can, you see that you get along so well, I am very relieved to entrust him to you." ”

"The hair is standing up, this is angry. Zhang Can had a cold face and didn't want to help him raise it.

"Where, look at it, how happy he is playing!" Xie Tian also claimed to be an acting actor, he pointed to the cat exaggeratedly and said, "Look, the emperor is so happy!"

Maybe it was because he smelled the faint smell of fish on the cutting board, and the cat actually played with Zhang Can's face.

"What the hell is the emperor?" Zhang Can's focus was on the cat's name.

"This is my mother's name," Xie Tian said with some embarrassment, "She said that my father plays the emperor all day long, and the whole real emperor comes to imitate him." ”

"Auntie is still like this, she will choose a name. Zhang Can sighed.

He once heard Xie Tian talk about it, when Xie Tian's mother gave birth to him, because this guy was too fat. After giving birth for more than ten hours, when he was finally born, Xie Tian's mother named him Xie Tian.

Thanks to Xie Wennan's disagreement, he retreated and named Xie Tian. To this day, his mother still often mutters that he wants to have another one called Xie Di. Otherwise, what if you are jealous?

"Isn't that what it is?" said with a sigh of thanks, "and the old couple went on their honeymoon and threw the cat to me." ”

This cat named "Emperor" was raised by his parents and his parents, and on the anniversary, the two of them had a honeymoon on a world tour together, which was really envious of others.

Especially their son, Xie Tian.

Xie Tian has been single for more than 20 years, and finally has a girlfriend, 520 On this day, he naturally wants to go on a date with Su Su. How can you let the "emperor" bother it!

"Haven't you ever held hands?" asked Zhang Can in surprise.

"Not really!" Xie Tian cried out, "It's not that I'm conservative, I'm just unlucky! Our first date, in the restaurant, she just sat down, and a girl next to her seemed to be her old classmate, and then she hadn't seen her for many years. And she was gone.

The second time, before I could come, I told me that my cousin, who took special care of her, was sick.

The third time, even accompanied her to go shopping, before she could eat, her foot was broken. I have been recuperating for three days before I get better. ”

"It doesn't sound like a big problem," Zhang Can said, "and the last time Yue'er broke her foot, the doctor said it was nothing, and let her rest for more than a week." ”

"What are you talking about, the time you two showed affection on the red carpet?"

Zhang Can, "......"

"Lao Tie, the emperor will ask you. Tomorrow's 520 is an important day for buddy. "Thank God, please.

"520 tomorrow?" Zhang Can suddenly shouted in surprise, "Then I must have a date tomorrow!"

"Then you didn't know just now?" Xie Tian glanced at him, "I still don't raise it for you to pass 520, what is the reason?"

Zhang Can can't say that it's because he is lazy and afraid that he will starve to death. He squirmed a little and said, "I've got to be busy writing." ”

There are not many manuscripts of "The Nine Heavens of the World", and he hasn't thought about whether to change it, if it does, it will be a big project. And it must be completed in the near future, after all, the time for Chu Yang and Tie Butian to snap is coming soon.

"After that first intimate encounter, you're going to write a new book again?" asked Xie Tian.

"Yes. Still under consideration. Zhang Can didn't dare to say it was full. The first to bear the brunt of the draft urging expert is Yu Yue'er, and the second place is Li Conan, Xie Tian, among the top three, it is Tanhualang!

"Don't be so abusive, the one who made me cry. Xie Tian pursed his lips and said, "By the way, Su Su asked if the copyright of "First Close Contact" had been sold, and she said that she liked the role of Dancing and Flying very much. ”

If the writer's rights are very large, if the creator chooses someone to play it, most directors will not refuse. After all, the image of the character is best known only to the creator.

"It's not decided yet. Zhang Can said.

"Okay, okay, you see how happy the emperor is," Xie Tian suddenly said with a haha, "Dude, your progress is fast, my progress is slow, take care of it, take care of it." The emperor will hand it over to you. ”

"Treat a girl!" Zhang Can sent Xie Tian out with a depressed face, almost kicking him in the ass, sending him away quickly.

Now what.

Zhang Can closed the door and looked at the emperor who had torn the hemp rope and left a puddle of bone-shaped cat poop on the ground by the way, did he want him to be a shovel official?

Zhang Can only felt that there was nothing to love.

Your Majesty, the concubines can't do it!

……