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The so-called one-dollar warehouse is a warehouse that can be bought for only one dollar, which is the most interesting one in the warehousing treasure industry. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
You only need to pay one yuan to buy a warehouse, so it seems to be a sure game, but treasure pickers are not stupid, since the warehouse is so cheap, it must be worthless.
Buying this kind of warehouse is to do coolies for nothing, and the end is often to help the storage company remove the garbage and clean up, and it is easy to become a laughing stock, so when the warehouse falls to the value of one dollar, it means that the auction will be lost.
However, Li Du is willing to take the plate, the value of those stamps is unknown, may or may not be valuable, and it is very cost-effective to spend a dollar to gamble.
He gave Hans a look, and the latter raised his hand and said, "Me." ”
The auctioneer stretched out his hand and pointed at him: "Very good, this gentleman is willing to bid a dollar, so is there anyone willing to bid five dollars?"
The stubborn and proud locals shook their heads, they said they didn't want Hans to take a piece of goods, but in fact it was just a mouthpiece, and the reason why they bid was because the balance bike in the warehouse was exposed and discovered.
Someone hesitated for a moment and seemed to follow the price, and a voice sounded: "Buy this warehouse? Do you pay for nothing? Only fools buy it! Only poor ghosts buy it!"
The voice was very fast, and there were many treasure pickers, so I didn't find out who said this.
But this was true, and the man who wanted to make a bid shook his head and gave up.
The auctioneer stretched out his hand to Hans and said, "Very good, this gentleman has auctioned warehouse 58 and moved on to the next one, warehouse 60!"
Hans locked the lock, and then whispered to Li Du and said, "Very good, you did a good job just now." ”
It was naturally Li Du who said the sentence to dispel the bidding of the treasure pickers, and he covered his mouth with his hand and hid it in the crowd, which was very hidden.
Li Du was surprised: "How do you know it's me?"
Hans scoffed, "Your English pronunciation is so unique that I can tell it by my belly button." ”
"Shet, racism!"
"OK, then my pronunciation is even more ugly, like a dog barking. ”
The two were joking, there was no harvest in the back few warehouses, they were already targeted by the locals, as long as they bid, the locals would carry the price.
In this way, when they get to warehouse 75, things are more difficult, this is the only valuable one in the remaining warehouse, if they don't take it, then their trip is likely to be in vain.
"The thief is not empty, this warehouse must be taken. Hans said through gritted teeth.
Li Du rolled his eyes angrily: "How can you make an analogy, but you're right, this one has to be won, it has some value, how about we price it at two thousand?"
The price quickly went beyond their control, and the warehouse started at 500 yuan, and they only offered a price once at 1,000 yuan, and then the price reached 2,000 yuan in a few bidding days.
"Schitt, are the locals so rich?" said Hans, puzzled.
The price continued to climb and then reached $2,500.
Seeing this, Li Du shook his head and said, "Let's give up, these guys must have gotten inside information and know that there are good goods in this warehouse." ”
When the price reached 3,000 yuan, someone gave up the offer, waved his hand and said, "Okay, the kayak inside is given to you, see how much you can sell." ”
Li Du sighed, and sure enough, just like the previous two times they went to the auction, the locals also got the information that there were kayaks in the warehouse.
The big black man who took pictures of the warehouse was the big black man who had a conflict with them at the beginning, and the big man proudly locked the warehouse and raised his middle finger to them: "Poor ghosts from other places, you don't want to gain anything!"
Hans spat out: "At least we don't lose money, idiot!"
There is still a warehouse left, but that warehouse only contains household waste and discarded e-waste, which is not worth the offer at all.
In this way, the auction is over, and the two will get a warehouse at No. 58......
Although he had a hard mouth in front of him, Hans was still annoyed when no one was around: "We came with tens of thousands of dollars, and it cost only one dollar?"
"Of course not, the cost of gas, accommodation, and food add up to three or four hundred yuan. ”
"Oh God, didn't you bless your followers, Hannah trusted you for nothing! You didn't help her brother!"
Li Du went to clean up the books in the warehouse and said with a smile: "What does this have to do with Hannah? God knows that you are so messy, and he will definitely punish you." ”
Hans said with a sad face, "Isn't this already punishing us?"
He picked up two books and looked at them, then threw them out, "Hegel's Philosophy, Reflections on the Andes, Schett, is this guy going to be Aristotle?"
In addition to philosophy books, there are also some historical books, but none of them are worth much, and they are not even worth selling waste paper.
Some locals who didn't take pictures of the warehouse walked around to watch, and when they saw them throwing useless books and newspapers on the ground, they immediately laughed:
"Hi foreigner, let me teach you one thing, the one-dollar warehouse is also called the beggar's warehouse. ”
"You're not bad, you can bring something back, but it's just a cart of garbage. ”
"Thanks for cleaning up the garbage for us, Yellow Peril, Fool!"
"Go and step on the butt of the horse and kiss the garbage heap, in vain trying to make money on our land?
Li Du rubbed the cat food with his fingers, and then quietly spilled it into the cracks of the bookshelf.
The hungry Meow's eyes suddenly lit up, and she crawled to the bookshelf and stretched out her paws to grab cat food from the gap.
Li Du saw it and said, "Hey, my little cutie, what are you going to do?"
He went up first, so that Hans could not see the cat food powder in the crevice.
Pretending to suddenly find the stamp, he showed a surprised expression and exclaimed, "Hey, Boss Fu, come on, there's something in here." ”
Hans walked over quickly, and his eyes were brighter than Meow's: "Schert, it's a stamp!
The gap was not wide enough for their fingers to reach, and they picked out the stamps with the hard cover of a book.
There were six of them, with Jordan dunking, Ali punching, Lewis sprinting, and three jerseys for football, baseball, and ice hockey, which he didn't recognize.
Seeing that they found the stamps through the cracks in the bookshelves, the people outside the door did not care, and still mocked them:
"Yo, you've dug up a treasure. ”
"Oh my God, your cat is so good that it dug up gold stamps?"
"That's a real sight of the undead!haha, it must be the smell of these stamps that attracts the cat's ......"
Unsure of the value of the stamps, Li Du looked tentatively at Hans.
Hans carefully took it in his hand and looked at it, a smile on his face, and then the more stamps he looked at, the more insolent the smile became.
After reading the last one, he pointed to the group outside the door and laughed: "What did Lao Tzu say? What did Lao Tzu say? You are Red-neck! Red-neck! We are not, we are God's favorites, we are destined to become rich!"