My uncle went to collect tomatoes at three o'clock this afternoon, and now he is just going home.

The junior high school reunion has just ended, and the high school classmates have begun to yell and oppress the reunion again. Since Li Xin came to Huang Yuping's wedding banquet, she said that she and Liu Jun could not get married that day, and it would be difficult for Li Xin to face Huang Yuping in the future. I didn't expect to meet this time.

This meeting was at a hot spring club in the city. Liu Jun had something at home and didn't come.

Li Xin is three months pregnant, and her belly is slightly bulging.

"Is Li Xin pregnant?" Jiang Wu, the original study committee member, said.

"Yes!"

"You and Huang Yuping are married, why don't you call us! It's boring! Li Xin's dormitory classmates complained.

"This ......" They don't know that Li Xin and Huang Yuping are not married, "I am not married to Huang Yuping!" ”

"No?" Many students asked in unison.

Jiang Wu said: "Then when he comes, I'll ask him!" ”

"Well, don't believe me, you ask!" Li Xin was noncommittal.

At the party, there was no trace of Huang Yuping.

"Why hasn't Huang Yuping come yet, I also want to know what happened to Li Xinthis and Huang Yuping?" Some classmates said.

Later, everyone went to the hot springs.

Until the end of the banquet, Li Xin didn't see Huang Yuping.

Everyone suddenly talked about the past, and the classmates in the dormitory said: "Li Xin's bed is always called a pipe and a mirror." Another time, the head teacher Zhang Chang came to me privately and asked me if there were any girls in love, and asked me to report to her privately, I saw Li Xin and Huang Yuping together, but I didn't dare to say it. Isn't it over after Li Xin? ”

The bits and pieces of the past have always been in Li Xin's heart.

She remembered the class leader of Huang Yuping's junior high school next door, who transferred from Kunming to this class.

By chance, Lu Chen and Li Xin were bullied by gangsters, at this time, Huang Yuping came like Spider-Man and Superman, they not only met, but they were also divided into a class in high school, and before the second class in high school, they fell in love. Everything is so beautiful, but ......

Huang Yuping believes that his brother was in a car accident because of Li Xin. Li Xin finally broke up with Huang Yuping.

Even though the love is deep, the fate is shallow.

Li Xin knew that he couldn't keep Huang Yuping.

Liu Jun pursued himself strongly, so Li Xin married Liu Jun.

……

Regardless of the reason, Li Xin and Huang Yuping have no fate after all.

"Ah, why didn't Huang Yuping come!" Jiang Wu said.

He Lanqing said: "At this gathering, Huang Yuping actually didn't say anything, but I didn't expect him to come!" ”

At this time, He Lanqing asked again: "Li Xin, did you go to Shanghai XX University to study?" ”

"Yes!" Li Xin nodded.

Li Xin came out of the bathroom.

He Lanqing looked at Li Xin with deep resentment and pushed Li Xin.

At this time, Jiang Wu caught Li Xin, "It's okay, who pushed you!" ”

Li Xin shook his head and said, "It's okay." No one is going to push me like that, don't worry! ”

"How's that going to work? You're pregnant. Jiang Wu was furious, I really didn't know who was so bad-hearted.

It was already eleven o'clock in the evening when Li Xin returned home.

Mother boiled sugar water boiled eggs for Li Xin.

"Xin'er, you have to have a good baby."

"Yes, Mom!"

"How's your high school reunion?"

"It's fine! They're still playing, I'm going to work in the village! ”

"Oh. You actually go play, don't keep trying to work. Why don't I give you a leave of absence! Li Xin's mother said.

"It's okay, I'm going to work! Mom, Liu Jun hasn't come back yet? ”

"yes, a big man doesn't know where to go!"

The next day, Li Xin came to the village.

Li Xin asked, "The village's finances are okay!" ”

"Li Xin, we don't need to draw a map of the village's income!" Lao Liu in the village said.

"That's exactly what I thought!" Li Xin said with a smile.

At this time, Li Xin began to paint the income from selling tomatoes.

Li Xin is very happy that this proposal can earn so much.

(Here are a few jokes)

1. Woman: "Why do you keep yawning?" ”

Man: "I've heard people say that yawning is contagious. ”

Woman: "Then why are you trying to infect me?" ”

Man: "Because I want to sleep with you." ”

2. "What do you like about me?" ”

"Gentleness"

"What else?"

"Thoughtful"

"What else?"

"Assertive"

"What else?"

"Empathetic"

“。。。 You TM said that if I am pretty, you will die! ”

3. On WeChat, a man added me and asked, "Sister, live with your boyfriend?" ”

Me: "It's not"

Him: "So you're living with your family?" ”

Me: "Neither is it"

He asked again, "How many people do you live with?" ”

Me: "Six people." ”

Him: "Sister, your private life is very messy!" ”

I... Nima, the old lady is a student and lives in a dormitory!

4. Female A: "What is your philosophy of dressing?" ”

Female B: "Dress like a man dumbfounded during the day!" ”

Female A: "What about at night?" ”

Female B: "Dress at night to discourage a woman!!" ”

5. One day, my best friend came to complain to me, saying that there were two men chasing her who were both excellent, and she didn't know which one to choose, so she was very distressed.

I didn't know how to comfort her, so I said, "Let's think long-term!" ”

She suddenly opened her mouth and decided on her boyfriend...

6. I had a nightmare last night, I was scared awake, and I hugged my boyfriend and said aggrievedly: "I dreamed that you sold me!" ”

The boyfriend was affectionate: "How can it be, fool, don't be afraid, your husband is not short of three or five hundred yuan!" ”

I... Laughing friends talk about whether he often goes out to prostitute ???

7. On the bus, I was squeezed into the arms of a boy...

At first, I was not too embarrassed, but after a long time, I got used to it, and my head gently leaned on his body, and said: "I sat on this bus for a week, and every time I was squeezed in your arms, do you believe in fate?" ”

The boy said calmly: "I don't believe in fate, I only know that renting a bus is five hundred, more than 100 extras, 80 each, so I only believe in money." ”

8. Xiaoqiang's friend asked him to borrow money, but he didn't know how much Xiaoqiang was willing to borrow.

Xiaoqiang listened, stretched out a hand, and did not speak.

My friend asked, "Fifty thousand?" ”

Xiaoqiang shook his head.

My friend asked again, "Five thousand?" ”

Xiaoqiang still shook his head.

The friend said disappointedly: "Five hundred? Too little, right? ”

Xiaoqiang shook his hand impatiently and said, "See clearly, I have nothing in my hand!" ”

9. My colleague bought a new battery car, and he bought a few locks for fear of being stolen, but he was still stolen.

Colleague: I deliberately put on a few locks, and it takes some time to unlock them, it's too blatant!

Uncle said: People are driving a van, and two men will carry it and throw it into the car, before and after less than ten seconds, who is free to unlock you?