073 This is how scum is born
When Tang Xiaowu woke up, he found that he was lying on the bed, and his mind was still about fishing last night, it was really like a dream, as if that dream was still very beautiful, the sparkling lake, the evening breeze, the swaying laurel tree, the sluggish insect chirping, the jumping fish, the white-clothed god like snow......
But what do you say about the fish in the barrel in front of the bed?
Headache, Tang Xiaowu felt that he was about to encounter a big event.
Tang Linglong was helping her clean up her room, and when she saw that she was awake, she smiled and said, "You didn't sleep well yesterday? ”
Tang Xiaowu scratched his head embarrassedly and said, "I'm lazy! No matter how much I practice, it's just to strengthen my body." They practiced those moves, I started learning many years ago, and it didn't work. ”
Yes, it's useless, it's useless to try so many methods, and you have to keep doing useless things, either your brain is broken, or you're bored, Tang Xiaowu won't be this kind of person.
Tang Linglong smiled and said, "Then sleep a little longer, and I'll wake you up for breakfast later." By the way, I made you your favorite peanut bean paste millet porridge. ”
Tang Xiaowu stretched his waist and said with a smile: "The second sister is still the best for me!"
Who knew that Tang Tianzi came in at this time and said, "Isn't the third sister bad?" She threw it away, and a heavy object fell to the ground, shaking the floor.
Tang Xiaowu saw that it was a crane.
"You killed the crane?" Tang Xiaowu rubbed his eyes, a little incredulous, but thought in his heart, third sister, can you not be so violent?
Tang Linglong said: "Why are you causing trouble again!"
Almost every sect and faction will raise some rare birds and beasts on the fairy mountain, and raise some exotic flowers and plants. First, it shows the taste, and the second is also the performance of strength. Indispensable among these rare birds is the crane. Xuantian Sect is no exception, raising a lot of cranes. Every day, these cranes flutter in the air, chirping high or whispering, and can be said to be the happiest species in the irregular mountains.
Tang Tianzi clapped his hands, his face was full of indifference, and said: "I saw that Mi'er was so thin that she was about to see the bones, and you also saw yesterday's food, there was no oil or water at all." I'll catch a crane for her to mend her body. ”
She said it as a matter of course, in fact, Xuantian Sect's food did not have much oil and water, at least there was no meat to be seen. This is basically a kind of torture for Wu/Meat/Huan Tang Xiaowu.
"Actually, Master secretly bought meat for me. Tang Xiaowu said with a smile.
Tang Linglong was dumbfounded, really. This is the upper beam is not correct and the lower beam is crooked. Tang Xiaowu is getting worse and worse at learning, and it has something to do with who he worshipped, although that person is not bad to Tang Xiaowu. She sighed slightly.
Looking at the dead crane on the ground again, Tang Linglong's head jumped suddenly, and she felt a headache, how could there be such two girls, guilty of sin.
This act of burning the harp and boiling the crane is not only considered to be a great evil, but also regarded as the most vulgar act in the world. The most indecent, if any literati dares to do such a thing, he will never want to stand out in the circle for the rest of his life. The stain of life can no longer be erased, this crane is regarded as a symbol of the peace of the fairy mountain, and being boiled and eaten by others is tantamount to destroying the harmony of the fairy mountain and the reputation of the sect.
Scum, scum who boils the crane and burns the piano!
What's more, Tang Tianzi and the others are still guests here, and the guests killed the host's crane to eat?
The more Tang Linglong thought about it, the more sad she became, and she clapped her hands angrily.
"Sooner or later, I'm going to be by you two girls. What should I do now!" Tang Linglong scolded.
Tang Tianzi shrugged, this sister was too cautious and too conformist, and she couldn't help it.
She glanced at Tang Xiaowu, Tang Xiaowu glanced at the dead crane again, swallowed her saliva, and said, "I have a way." ”
"What's the way?" said Tang Linglong.
Tang Xiaowu shrank his head and said, "The matter has come to this, it's better to eat." ”
"......" Tang Linglong was so angry that she was speechless.
Tang Tianzi applauded.
The three sisters worked together, and destroyed the corpse, and the internal organs and feathers were buried, and the head and feet of the crane were the easiest to identify, and they were all cut off and buried.
Tang Xiaowu is the one who came up with the idea, but she doesn't do the work herself, in her words, "I can't do this kind of thing, it's so cruel", Tang Tianzi laughed at her for being fake compassion.
An immortal crane is too big, and the immortal crane that does not return to the mountain is particularly fat, Tang Xiaowu looked at the meat pieces full of wooden basins, and muttered to himself: "Can you fly so fat?"
Tutu came back with a bag of wild fruits from outside, and Tang Xiaowu smiled: "Our Tutu is really getting more and more capable." Bunny was a little embarrassed to be praised.
When Tang Linglong saw Tutu, she laughed at Tang Xiaowu: "What kind of pet does someone really have, it's too unreliable." ”
Tang Tianzi smiled: "It's ugly! It's not a rabbit, it's not a dog." Kill, eat!"
Tang Xiaowu is embarrassed, this third sister hasn't eaten meat for a long time!
Tutu is so angry that he grins his teeth, and the person who even wants to eat the mythical beast is tired of it, right?
"It's okay, it's okay, my sister is here!" Tang Xiaowu comforted Tutu. The little appearance of the aggrieved rabbit.
Tang Tianzi smiled: "It's not my brother!" After all, he also became interested in Tutu, took a closer look, poked his finger, and pouted: "It's ugly!"
Bunny is really going to cry.
"Where's Dad, Master?" Tang Xiaowu asked, Wu Yunzi could understand that he was not there, he deliberately made room for them in order to reunite their family without restraint.
Tang Linglong said: "I probably went to the Qiankun Hall to discuss things, and we will eat first." ”
Tang Xiaowu said: "Okay." I secretly left some meat for them. ”
In other words, the taste of the crane is really delicious, the meat is delicate and strong, the lips and teeth are fragrant, the meat is light and translucent, fat but not greasy.
In a word: it smells so good!
Tang Xiaowu was a little sad: "I hope you will ascend to Bliss early, don't blame us." ”
Tang Linglong shook her head helplessly, expressing her helplessness to this nerd.
"Fake!" Tang Tianzi said, "This bowl of meat is all tired of eating alone!"
Like her, she is exquisite, a cultivator pays attention to Bigu, eats very little, and tries not to touch this meat.
Before the three of them finished eating, Luo Pianpian came.
After yesterday's incident, Tang Xiaowu's affection for her doubled, and even then it didn't reach the point of doing bad things together.
Luo Pianpian also doesn't eat much meat, Luo Xiu taught her since she was a child, tried her best to cultivate, washed the marrow and meditated, she walked the orthodox path of cultivation. Seeing the three sisters of the Tang family eating meat, they were quite surprised, but they didn't show it too obviously.
"Eat together?" Tang Xiaowu just said casually, after all, she didn't want Luo Pianpian to know that they were eating cranes.
Luo Pianpian couldn't refuse, so she reluctantly ate a piece of meat, and after eating, she felt that the meat was tender and tender, so she couldn't help but eat a few more pieces.
"What kind of meat is this? It's delicious. Luo Pianpian asked.
The three sisters looked at each other, how do you answer this? (To be continued......
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