Chapter 587: Two-way education
In the backyard, the two little devils have shown extraordinary spirit, and Zhou Yu's bonsai saplings have almost been harmed by them. Crawling on the ground, as soon as he stretched out his hand, a 'towering tree' was uprooted, and there was no time to stop it.
At this age, it is the time to be curious about everything, especially since these two children are born with two-dimensional eyes and see twice as many scenery as ordinary people. The strange little forest in the backyard alone is enough for them to 'explore'.
When he was crooked and could walk a few steps, he smacked everywhere and touched everything he saw. Xiao Muli and their houses were almost dismantled.
Helpless, Zhou Yu could only give full play to his craftsman skills that were about to be abandoned, and personally made a lot of toys for the two aunts and grandmothers. However, it is a pity that the two little dolls are obviously interested in the little people in the house, and they are not birds of the toys that Zhou Yu worked so hard to make.
Really, I'm so angry!
Now the little kid can't speak, only screaming, especially when he sees the little man appearing, he will keep pointing and barking. Unfortunately, no one but their father could see what they saw, and even the 'mother' was at a loss, looking at the blank space that the child was pointing to.
Fortunately, I can't speak yet, otherwise if I say something like 'there's a person there', I guess the superstitious person will be scared and faint on the spot.
However, this also gave Zhou Yu a headache. The knowledge of the 2nd and 3rd dimensions must be passed on to the two little princesses as soon as possible, otherwise it will be like 'seeing a ghost' every day, and the grandparents are already discussing whether to invite a Taoist priest and close the child's 'heavenly eyes'.
There's no way, who makes children born with 2 dimensions, and they don't know how to hide it, in the eyes of ordinary people, it really looks like they have seen something unclean.
But after all, the children are still young, and there is no way to teach them what it means to 'not speak to others'. Fortunately, no one could understand what they were saying, so everything had to be slow.
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The biggest problem with children is that time always flies, and some time ago it seemed that I was still carrying them around the 'world', but now I can walk on my own for a while.
The two little milk babies in their 'magical' backyard are the most puzzled, because no other family in the amusement park has so many strange things.
While the other kids were still watching Teletubbies, they were always obsessed with their backyard because there was a lot more beautiful stuff there than anime.
A small house inhabited by people, strange little monsters that you occasionally encounter, squirrels flying in the sky, and little mice riding on roosters......
Which of these things is not more fantastical than those empty animations?
When they learn to speak, they can finally ask their mothers, "Mom, why do little people live in small houses? They say it's my sister and brother, is that true?"
Xiaomi and Xiaolu, the two people who became mothers inexplicably, have also become accustomed to life in the Zhou family at the moment, although they have no name, almost everyone has regarded them as Zhou Yu's wife.
In the face of this problem, their unified means is to pinch Zhou Yu's arm. Let you do something every day "The Secret of Luhua Village", "Lilliputian" and the like to show children, and now let children fantasize so much at a young age, and even the little brothers and sisters of the 2nd dimension have run out.
Zhou Yu's injustice, people are born with 2-dimensional eyes, I still need a lens as a medium to see.
Behind his back, Zhou Yu secretly 'brainwashed' the two little guys: "Xiaoyun and Xiaoxia, these are the elves who live in our house, and only me and you can see them." Remember, don't tell them about them, or the bad guys will take them away and put them in the hospital for research. ”
Xiaoyun and Xiaoxia still like those little people very much, and after listening to their father's words, they were very worried that the elves would be captured by the bad guys, so they pulled the hook together, and solemnly said that they would never say it.
At this age, you tell her that the 2D estimate is the same as listening to an advanced physics class, so it's still a little easier to understand from the elves.
"Then why can't Uncle Xiaobao's Xiaofeng see it? I handed him a little elf that day, and he actually slapped it away. Hmph, is it because he's a bad boy that he can't see it?"
The problem with children is that this Xiaofeng is the son of Lou Xiaobao, although he is the child of the shining gold house, but he doesn't seem to have inherited any 2-dimensional attributes, and he is naturally active and causes trouble everywhere, so there is no possibility of a house at all, but it is like a little mouse many years ago, a whole child's head.
"So you have to be well-behaved, if you don't, maybe the elves will be angry, and you won't be able to see them. ”
After all, children are easy to deceive, and this little secret between father and daughter was agreed on, and Xiaoyun Xiaoxia has not revealed the secret since then. It's just a child, the level of secrecy is too low, and there will still be times when he slips his mouth, and at this time, Zhou Yu came out to bring the topic back.
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Xiaobao, a fake monk, even if he got married and had children, he still participated in Zen and enlightenment every day, and he clung to his senior brother. However, there are a few more people in the morning exercise now, Xiaofeng, Xiaoyun Xiaoxia, these three little babies are also arrested to practice every morning.
Xiaobao said that he used to practice like this, so he has today's martial arts, like his senior brother Zhou Yu, who became a monk halfway, and his level is unstable from high to low. Because of this, he is also very strict with the children, basically not pulling every day.
Of course, children are just a few laps in the early days, and it is more about exercising their ability to endure hardships than about exercising their muscles and bones now. And every time I watch two adults fight, it is the happiest time for children.
Although Xiaofeng is very skinny, he admires his father very much, especially the family heirloom gun skills, which is very satisfying to the child's martial arts dream.
In Xiaoyun Xiaoxia's eyes, the competition between the two is like playing a fighting game, and there is even a blood bar in the sky. However, the hateful dad always abandons his weapon and surrenders before the end of the blood bar, which is not fun to watch.
Xiaofeng is also very depressed, why can't he understand the words of these two sisters, what 'obviously there is still half a tube of blood', 'the anger tank is still full' and so on.
What about when playing games?
For the cultivation of Xiaoyun Xiaoxia, it is not just 3 dimensions. The teachers of the 2nd dimension can't wait to teach them. Zhou Yu is an unqualified student, but now the princess of Luhua City has just begun to study, and it is time to cultivate it well.
The poor little baby has not yet gone to school, and has already come to so many 'interest classes'.