To come up with a suitable reason to explain all this is too much of a test of intelligence and eloquence.

As a well-known single dog in his previous life, it is still very challenging to be able to talk serious nonsense.

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The next day.

Lu Xiaobu was bored lying on the sofa and counting the only five hundred yuan left in his hand, this is all his living expenses this month!

"Alas, if I knew that I would have taken a few days off, it's so boring to stay at home!" Lu Xiaobu said secretly in his heart.

"Can you stop counting, it's disturbing me to read magazines"

"If you count it again, it's hard to get one more," Mika said disdainfully.

"I can't have one more, but I can plan what I want to do with the money, and I can avoid unnecessary losses by planning in advance," Xiaobu quibbled.

"It's not an unnecessary loss, just how big can your loss of money be, I think you still have to face the reality honestly."

"Reality? The reality is that from now on, I, Lu Ziqiao, will go to the peak of my life, it seems that the fortune teller when I was a child is really right, I really have the life of a young master," Xiaobu said narcissistically.

"Yo, Young Master Lu, I think you have to give that blind fortune teller a little more money, he will definitely say that you have the life of the master," Meijia said.

"I won't talk nonsense with you, Young Master Ben has officially notified you that you are going to pay the rent, hurry up and hand over your share" Lu Xiaobu used a trick.

"Hmph, hand it over".

Meijia took out her wallet and poured out a large handful of coins, that guy, Lu Xiaobu almost couldn't help laughing.

"Please, miss, is your head squeezed by the door, this is not even enough to pay!"

"Aren't we halving the rent and getting water and electricity free?" Mika wondered.

"Yes, that's right, but we live in a four-person room, and there are four people living next door, and we will live two people, so we still have to pay one person."

"Really? 17 gets 7, 2748, 38 Women's Day, May 1st Labor Day ......".

Mika hooked her fingers and began her mathematical algorithm that was unparalleled in the world.

Lu Xiaobu looked at Chen Meijia's cute appearance, he wanted to laugh but couldn't laugh, grandpa's, he couldn't suppress the power of the desolation in his body.

"You're right."

Mika finally gave up.

"For your size, my share has been solved, you can find a way by yourself"

After thinking about it for a while, she couldn't think of a way, and Meijia suddenly said with a sad face: "I, where can I do it, this is all my belongings."

"Ahem, now I know that I'm in a hurry, I only know how to read comics and buy dolls all day long, Young Master Ben is counting on you to face reality!" Lu Xiaobu said with a grimace.

"Don't, Ziqiao, we're a couple, and the economic problem should be solved by a man," Mika played the gentle card.

"Now I think of me, it's a pity that Young Master Ben doesn't eat this set, you are you, I am me, our well water does not violate the river water" Although Meijia's gentle card has brought tons of damage to Xiaobu, who let us be true! What about the man, hold on!!

Mei Jia's body suddenly leaned over, her hands hung on Lu Xiaobu's neck and pouted: "Then now that the well water is in trouble, you can carry forward the spirit of the South-to-North Water Diversion Project and relieve me, okay?"

As a good man in the new century, a glorious traverser, the most handsome man in history, and the most courageous man in history, he is still ...... in the face of this little beauty

Hold ~ hold ~ don't ~ live ~ ah!!

Feeling Meijia's soft body, smooth skin, and charming fragrance, Lu Xiaobu completely lost his armor.

The whole person was dizzy, and he couldn't find the center of the world at all.

Forcibly cheered up, "Don't worry, I've already paid for you, I was teasing you just now" Xiaobu said softly.

"Hmm~, Ziqiao, I know you won't leave me alone~" As he spoke, he rubbed Lu Xiaobu twice.

"Ouch, my aunt, come down quickly, I won't be able to hold on if you continue like this"

Just when Lu Xiaobu and Chen Meijia were tired, Teacher Zeng suddenly pushed open the door and walked in.

……

Time seemed to pause for a few seconds.

Teacher Zeng reacted instantly, and immediately turned his back to the two and said, "I didn't see anything!" ”。

Seeing this, Meijia hurriedly got off Lu Xiaobu, and the two of them were sitting in danger.

"Ahem" Lu Xiaobu coughed twice as a reminder.

Sure enough, after hearing this, Mr. Zeng slowly glanced back and found that the two had already sat aside before turning around.

"Hehe, I'm just here to say that the price of pork has risen recently, and the price of the restaurant downstairs has been raised by 10% across the board, if you have time, you can go to the lobby downstairs to have a look," Mr. Zeng said embarrassedly.

"Okay, we'll go and see it when we have time," Lu Xiaobu said.

"I'm sorry to disturb you just now, I knocked on the door outside, you may not have heard, and besides, the door is not locked," Mr. Zeng explained.

"It's okay, we just had a good time, don't bother."

"Really not bothering?"

"Don't bother!" The two said in unison.

"OK, just don't bother, then I'll go first, you guys continue to ......" said and compared hand gestures.

Sending Teacher Zeng out of the door, Lu Xiaobu closed the door and locked it by the way.

"I said you fool, you don't even lock the door when you go home," Lu Xiaobu turned around and said.

"Didn't I forget, besides, who knew that Teacher Zeng would suddenly break in," Mei Jia pretended to be pitiful.

"Okay, okay, it's always here," Lu Xiaobu said.

"Aren't you going to eat this?" Mika whispered.

When he said this, Lu Xiaobu was speechless for a moment, although this is a fact, but don't be so straightforward, it's okay or not, so shy.

"I thought about it for a while, we can't go on like this, we have to quickly recruit new roommates to split the rent," Lu Xiaobu said.

"Where can I find it~" Meijia looked up to the sky and sighed.

"Hehe" Lu Xiaobu smiled mysteriously, "We don't have to go through the trouble to find it, he will send it to the door himself."

"Deliver it yourself??" Mika scratched her head, unable to figure it out.

Just when Mika was puzzled (even though her little brain couldn't think of anything), the doorbell suddenly rang.

"I'll open the door".

Mika jumped up and ran to open the door and looked, wow......