"Li Xin, I like you, I like you from the beginning!" Liu Jun said very seriously.

Liu Jun looked at Li Xin intently, with infinite affection in his eyes.

However, Li Xin said. "Liu Jun, I don't want to fall in love now, and besides, we are not suitable. ”

Liu Jun said: "Xin'er, I mean it really, I really want to be with you." ”

"We really don't fit. Li Xin repeated.

Liu Jun smiled bitterly: "Xin'er, we met in your junior year, you sit on the seat next to the fountain, the fountain sprays water, you are as beautiful as the splash." I fell in love with you at first sight...... I think maybe it was providence that made me know you, and we were destined to have an extraordinary agreement. ”

"Liu Jun, you are too confused, that's why you are nostalgic for me. ”

In the face of his affection, Li Xin didn't know what to do.

……

When Li Xin returned to the township, it was already evening, and her uncle asked her if she had eaten, and Li Xin said that she had eaten.

Although the people in this village are very hardworking, the village is notoriously poor. Li Xin inspected this place and was confident that he would lead the villagers out of poverty.

Lu Chen sent a text message.

Lu Chen: How is the plan?

Li Xin replied: It's okay, I'll come out tomorrow! Do you have any materials on wind prevention and sand fixation in your school?

Lu Chen: Why do you want it?

Li Xin replied: Yes!

Lu Chen: Okay, you wait for me.

Li Xin concentrated on writing the plan.

In the afternoon of the next day, Li Xin finally completed the plan.

The old revolutionary in the village came in with a teapot, and when he saw Li Xin, he said, "Li Xin heard that you are going to have a meeting, so I called them all!"

Li Xin nodded, "I want them all to come!"

Lao Zhang asked, "This is okay, but is there anything wrong with Li Xin?"

Li Xin said mysteriously: "Wait a minute, everyone will know!"

Li Xin looked at his plan, which was still a little imperfect, and checked the information again.

Ten minutes later, everyone was there.

"Li Xin, you are a college student, we all respect you, but you also have to respect us, Lao Zhang and I are both veterans here, do you understand, I don't rely on the old to sell the old, if it weren't for us, would there be today's ecological town?"

"Lao Liu, I respect you, don't I seek the well-being of the village?" Li Xin said with a smile, but he was still serious.

Li Xin looked at the table in front of the snow-white wall that was almost full, and began to say, "Today, I will announce a plan of mine. I want to lift everyone out of poverty through this plan. ”

"I decided to deliver vegetables to this city or provincial capital! In line with the spirit of the first rich to drive the later blessings, our town will all grow tomatoes, a hot-selling vegetable product, and then our first rich family will be responsible for carrying tomatoes in a transport vehicle during the ripening season of agricultural products, and send the tomatoes of the whole town to the city or provincial capital for sale...... Li Xin explained his plan in detail!

The people in the audience were a little skeptical, can this work?

A few patriarchs said: "Will the rich peasants in our town come up with money to harvest tomatoes? And this is very tiring! By the way, I have to take a driver's license!"

"Yes, the farmers in our town don't know how to drive trucks yet. Someone questioned it again.

Li Xin was a little flustered, "You can learn this." ”

However, when this incident spread to the countryside, it exploded.

Poorer villagers, watch the excitement.

A few villagers who were planning to build new houses were a little hesitant and also went to the township government to see.

Li Xin looked at the villagers to inquire and answered carefully.

Next, a few days, came a tomato planting guide from above.

Li Xin received him warmly.

When he went down to the field, the instructor said, "This is a great place to grow tomatoes." It's because it's hot!"

Li Xin smiled, "That's good." ”

The inspection is over. Li Xin sent seeds on Thursday.

Next, a farmer surnamed Wang suddenly asked Li Xinxue about his driver's license.

Li Xin's uncle also wants to learn.

(There are a few jokes below)

1. A certain woman: You can make everyone in this forum quarrel, and I will date you.

A certain program ape: PHP is the best language!

A certain forum is frying.,All kinds of quarrels.。。。

A woman: I'm sorry for you, let's go.

A certain ape: Not today, I must convince them that PHP must be the best language.

2, Dick Si said to a narcissistic girl: "You are so beautiful!"

"Thank you, I think you love to tell the truth. The girl said shyly.

"Shall I tell the truth again?" The girl smiled and nodded.

"I was just joking. ”

3. I have had a crush on my goddess for a long time, but I have never been able to intersect with her, until I just met her on the road, and saw that she bought half a watermelon at a roadside stall and was about to check out. ---------Wow, I eat the same watermelon with the goddess!"

4. If you are asked by a beautiful woman you like what type of person you like...

Dick Si will say "I'm not demanding, you can do it this way..."

Gao Fushuai will say, "I'm very demanding! At least like you!" …

1. Today, my friend got married, and at the wedding scene, when the young couple worshiped their parents, the master of ceremonies was funny again. The master of ceremonies asked the man's mother: Do you want a grandson?

Mother: Yes.

Master of Ceremonies: Want two?

Mother: Yes!

Master of Ceremonies: Do you want a daughter-in-law?

Mother: Yes.

Master of Ceremonies: Want two?

Mother: I want to...

2. I got married last year, went to my daughter-in-law's house to greet my relatives, and when I arrived at my mother-in-law's house, I wanted to give flowers to my daughter-in-law, I gave it to her, she didn't want it, and the master of ceremonies asked me: "What kind of flower is this?"

Answer: "Roses." ”

"What flowers?"

"Rose!"

The master of ceremonies kicked me to my knees, "I know why I'm standing without kneeling." ”

3. Today, my friend finally got married to my girlfriend who had been talking for three years, and when the ceremony was held, the master of ceremonies asked the bride?

Did the groom drive without a license before, the bride came and said that he had been driving without a license for two years!

4. Master of ceremonies: "What do you want to say to the guests at this moment?"

Groom: "Thank you WeChat, thank you to the people nearby......"

1. On the way back in the evening, I was on the same road with a female colleague.

We walked into a long underground passage, and she suddenly stopped, and with her back to me, I said, "My mouth is so dry, I want someone to kiss her." ”

I looked around and saw that there was no one, walked forward a few steps, looked at her and said, "It's so late, where do you want me to find someone for you?"

2. A few friends got together, and there was a girl, and a boy began to greet him and said, "Oh, I haven't seen you beautiful for a long time"

The other also said casually, "That's not it, the eighteenth change of the female college is getting better." ”

At this time, a buddy on the side came silently, don't talk nonsense, isn't Sun Wukong a monkey at seventy-two.

3. A buddy and a female classmate were dating, sitting on the lawn and basking in the sun, there was really no topic to talk about, and the female classmate asked him in order to avoid embarrassment: Who is beautiful between me and the cloud?

As a result, he didn't even think about it, so he came to the sentence: one in the sky, one in the ground.

4. Don't disturb if you're not sincere, the male guest is a traditional Chinese medicine, the female guest asked to see the face, and the male guest said I can't see if you put on makeup... As soon as the words were finished, the girls on the scene turned off the lights...