Seeing Boss Hong's explanation, Qin Feng immediately breathed a sigh of relief. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Then he immediately adjusted his speed and sped up the performance process, and Lin Yang followed suit.

The audience outside didn't know about these changes, and the vast majority of the audience in the teahouse didn't know either, only a few cross talk actors felt it, but this didn't affect the excitement of cross talk.

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed forward: "This car is amazing!"

Lin Yang asked curiously, "What kind of stick method?"

Qin Feng said with a smile: "The main road we took when we came, don't take the main road when we go back, the main road of the Fifth Ring Road is full of big cars, and it's not a matter for the car to go to Langfang."

Lin Yang sighed: "Hey!

"Hahaha"

There was a loud burst of laughter.

Okay! This time it's far enough, you won't be a meat foamer when you go to Langfang!

Qin Feng pointed to the side: "Let's take the auxiliary road"

Lin Yang nodded: "Take the path"

Qin Feng spread his hands helplessly: "There is a road in heaven that you don't take, and there is no way to cast in hell."

Lin Yang asked, "What's the matter?"

Qin Feng gritted his teeth and said, "An old man came from the auxiliary road, and he came over."

Lin Yang: "Hmm"

Qin Feng's face was full of panic: "Oops!

Lin Yang shook his head with a smile: "What is a brake line, does the car have a brake line?"

"Hahaha"

The burst of laughter exploded, shaking everyone's ears.

Anyone who has watched Qin Feng's cross talk "Journey to the West" and "Dream of the Western Expedition" has completely collapsed with laughter at this time.

"Okay! Your car has a brake and it crashes, it's so funny!"

"The plane brake collapsed before, and the foot brake was used, and the driver grinded to the root of the thigh, what brake are you going to use this time?

"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death!

"This product is definitely the most loyal user of the bike, and it all needs the brakes!"

……

The two old gentlemen in the audience were so amused by this stalk that they almost laughed and turned over, and the two laughed and wiped their tears, while constantly sighing in their hearts.

This cross talk is so exciting, it is definitely a classic of the new era!

They admired Qin Feng's unbridled imagination, and at the same time were confused, how did this kid figure out these burdens and jokes?

Three sentences shake a burden, and most of them are new, and others have never seen them!

This is simply scary, and it's incredible, it's really a cross talk genius!

The two old gentlemen think that they can't compare to Qin Feng, as far as they know, there is no one in the national cross talk circle who can compare, even if they are put in the entire history of cross talk development, such people are rare!

At this time, the idea of the two old gentlemen weighing Qin Feng had long been extinguished!

Even if Qin Feng's cross talk skills are still flawed, he has surpassed all the current cross talk artists, and he is not capable of weighing it!

Liu Yan and Gangzi were already laughing like crazy, Liu Yan was lying on the table and giggling, and her body was paralyzed and had no strength.

Gangzi laughed and slipped straight to the ground, tears and snot!

Everyone in the circle of friends is almost in the same state, watching the live broadcast one by one, laughing to death, and can't stop!

Qin Fengtou stretched out to the left and shouted: "The window is open, uncle, don't move, don't move,...... Bang!"

Lin Yang asked loudly in surprise, "Bumped in!"

"Hahaha" was another burst of laughter.

People are crazy, this uncle is so unlucky!

Qin Feng grinned and waved his hand: "Knock the old man out, the old man is really sharp, stand up, I said don't let me move, aim at it!"

Lin Yang laughed: "Hahaha, okay!

"Hahaha"

The audience at the teahouse and the live broadcast was bursting with laughter.

Isn't it aiming! I shouted for a long time and didn't let me move, but finally I hit it!

"Bang Bang Bang"

"Bah-!"

Laughter, applause and boos rang out loud.

Qin Feng trembled and stretched out his hand to help people: "I'll come down quickly, is the uncle okay?...... It's okay, it's okay, let's lose some money!"

Lin Yang nodded: "Fake some money"

Qin Feng glared at the beads of his eyes and said, "Didn't you say it was okay? As soon as he said it was okay, he sat down, oops!"

Lin Yang couldn't stop laughing: "Hey! I bumped into the porcelain toucher!"

Qin Feng had a sad expression on his face: "Why are people's hearts like this?" Uncle, you make a price." …… Ten thousand!"

Lin Yang exclaimed, "Huh!"

Qin Feng's eyes widened in anger, and he stretched out a finger and said, "Ten thousand! Ten thousand, I'll save a plane!"

"Hahaha"

The scene of the teahouse burst into laughter.

Your kid's heart is really big enough, and you still want to save a plane, it's too exaggerated!

Lin Yang waved his hand angrily: "I can't get there!"

Qin Feng gestured to an eight: "You count, eight cents a catty, buy some parts, save a plane!"

Lin Yang shook his head and smiled: "What? You are too bold!"

Qin Feng raised his hand and said loudly: "No, it's no, if you don't want money, you want to die! Don't give money! The old man is in a hurry, catch me, no, you can't leave if you don't give money, let's go to court."

Lin Yang cushioned a word: "Hmm"

Qin Feng continued: "As soon as the two of us said that we wanted money, the awkward (girlfriend) in the car was frightened, yo! I still want money...... and just drove away."

Lin Yang smiled: "She's quite neat."

Qin Feng stretched out his finger and frowned, and kept pointing: "Hey! this girl is so righteous!"

Lin Yang sighed and shook his head: "Hey, is this righteous anger?"

"Hahaha"

The laughter grew louder and louder.

Everyone laughed, and Director Zhang and Secretary Tong also laughed straight down.

At this time, they understood why people were laughing so crazy in the teahouse, and more and more people gathered outside, all because the cross talk was so hilarious, it could make people laugh completely crazy!

Qin Feng gritted his teeth and said: "Pull the old man, I'll go to your land, just run away, the old man hit the back and got up, and when he caught up on the spot, he ran in front of me in two steps."

As he spoke, he made a running posture, which was extremely vivid.

"Hahaha"

There was another burst of laughter.

Lin Yang smiled: "Okay!

Qin Feng said happily: "Hey, Uncle has passed, let's go this way, as soon as I turned around, the old man came back again, walking through the streets and alleys, this ran through, and it didn't kill me in a hurry."

Lin Yang nodded: "Hurry up and run!"

Qin Feng pointed forward: "Into the alley, out of the alley, I don't know who lifted the ditch cover, the ditch cover is resting next to it, such a big well, my eyes are not good, even scurrying, with a bang, I fell into the well."

The laughter at the scene continued, the sound became louder and louder, and the teacups that shook were about to burst.

Lin Yang sighed and said, "Gotcha!

Qin Feng said with a bitter face: "It's not bad, I'll wait with this!"

Lin Yang nodded: "Wait"

Qin Feng smiled bitterly: "It's late, that's fast, the old man is here, if you want to say that people are old, they still have good intentions, no matter how much he hates me, he walked up to him and stretched out his hand."

Lin Yang smiled and continued, "Brought you out?"

Qin Feng said with a sad face: "Cover the cover!"

Lin Yang laughed and said, "You deserve it!"

With that, the two laughed and took a step back, then bowed to the audience, turned around and walked off the stage.

"Hahaha"

The loudest burst of laughter since the beginning of the speech burst out, almost wanting to overturn the entire teahouse.

"Great!"

"Well said!

The audience at the teahouse stood up and applauded and applauded their wonderful performance.

The guys were the busiest at this point, constantly running back and forth between the tables and counting the number of flower baskets on the table.

After counting the flower basket numbers, it will definitely be a new madness.

This is obviously what the two old gentlemen want to hear the most, that is, the flower basket that Qin Feng and they have received so far is far beyond the limit of the imagination of the two old gentlemen.

It's a harvest day!

Today's income for one day is estimated to be worth the income of the past two or three months, how can it not make the two old gentlemen ecstatic!

These flower baskets have nothing to do with Qin Feng and them, they are all the income of the two old gentlemen, Qin Feng and Lin Yang walked off the stage and immediately walked towards the two old gentlemen with a smile.

Zhang Dewen and Liu Xiangyuan both stood up and looked at the two young boys in front of them with a smile, their eyes full of appreciation.

These two may be the future of cross talk!