Chapter 184: The Obsessed One
In the house, except for Wang Haoran, none of the remaining people in 508 were left behind, lying on the bed crookedly, and they were collectively crusading against Wang Haoran, who was alone.
Knowing Xiang Zhuangzhuang made the rest of the people in the dormitory understand a truth: the fat man is not necessarily honest and honest, and Xiang Zhuangzhuang, who doesn't know that his personality has collapsed, gossiped with a face: "You say, did the sixth child go to see his girlfriend?" ”
It is said that 70% of people have their first formal relationship during college, and 30% are precocious.
So it would be illogical to say that the single dog in this room doesn't want to find a girlfriend in college quickly, and he is naturally curious about Wang Haoran, the only one who has a girlfriend.
At present, it seems that although there is a big gap between Zhang Ze and Xiang Zhuangzhuang in terms of body type, one is similar to Stallone, and the other is the male version of Han Hong, but the difference in appearance can't stop the compatibility of personality, they have only known each other for two days, and the relationship between the two has reached the point of lying in the same bed.
So Zhang Ze nodded in agreement with Jiyou's guess, and echoed: "It's possible, otherwise the sixth wouldn't have disappeared early in the morning and hasn't come back yet." ”
Zheng Hailong said: "It's normal to go to see a girlfriend, didn't the sixth child confess to the organization that he had a girlfriend yesterday." ”
Xiang Zhuangzhuang looked obscene: "The sixth child must not be a virgin for a long time, and he won't go to prostitution in the daytime, right?" ”
It's not that this group of people is idle, they just entered the campus, they don't know the place where they are familiar with life and have nowhere to go, lying in the dormitory, a group of big men can only think of where to talk.
However, Xiang Zhuangzhuang's last sentence made Wang Haoran outside the door a little speechless, how could he slander himself as a good young man who was as guarded as jade, thinking of this, Wang Haoran pushed open the door, "Okay, you Xiang Zhuangzhuang, you actually slandered me behind my back, and I still think about you in vain." ”
Xiang Zhuangzhuang was lying on the bed, only hearing Wang Haoran's voice, and he didn't see Wang Haoran, so he asked without shame: "What are you worried about your fifth brother?" ”
Wang Haoran didn't answer, looked at Xiang Zhuangzhuang with a smile, and raised the cigarette in his hand.
Xiang Zhuangzhuang sat up, naturally saw the cigarette in Wang Haoran's hand, swallowed his saliva, and said, "This cigarette is for the fifth brother and me?" ”
Wang Haoran replied expressionlessly: "The younger brother knew that he shouldn't leave the organization without permission, and originally wanted to bring it back to make amends to the brothers in the dormitory, but I never thought that I would hear such despicable words when I first arrived in the dormitory, so I still kept it for myself." ”
Everyone heard that it was Wang Haoran, and before he could open his mouth to Zhuang Zhuang, others came up.
Li Wenkai said righteously: "That's it! Fifth, fifth, second brother, I misjudged you, I didn't expect you to be so despicable! ”
When Zhang Ze saw the cigarettes, he didn't care about his friends, and said in a serious way: "Dead fatty, don't you know that indecent words are the way of a gentleman!" ”
Zheng Hailong, as the boss of the dormitory, echoed: "I said the fifth, I know it's wrong, although the sixth brother left the organization without permission, he still thinks about his brothers!" ”
Gu Xiaoshi's personality is a little introverted, he usually doesn't speak, and his usual sense of existence is very low, and he doesn't know if he is in a good mood at this time, so he even said: "Crazy fat, despicable people." ”
As soon as Gu Xiaoshi's words fell, the whole dormitory burst into laughter, no one expected that Gu Xiaoshi, who was usually a little introverted, would say such funny things, Zheng Hailong almost fell off the top bunk with laughter.
Seeing that all the brothers in the dormitory were unanimously determined to be themselves, and it would definitely not work if they didn't resist, the "obsessed man" turned to the old five-eyed grunt, and his huge body pounced on Gu Xiaoshi, who was delicate and soft.
"Okay, you Gu Xiaosi, I didn't see it, I usually look quite honest, but I didn't expect it to be bad, today I will punish you on behalf of justice, say, admit your mistakes?"
"A gentleman does not talk to the obsessive."
"Speaking of people, if you don't admit your mistake, then let's change the ranking, I will be the fourth brother, you will be the fifth, and this matter will be forgotten."
"Don't think about it."
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Gu Xiaoshi is like a loyal and unyielding revolutionary martyr, his face is flushed by Xiang's strong and huge body, and he is still uncompromising, but Zheng Hailong stood up and presided over justice: "Okay, I said Zhuangzhuang, I can't bully your fourth brother, why don't we practice?" Brother gives you a hand. ”
Just kidding, Zheng Hailong estimated that he was stronger than Zhang Ze, even if he let one hand, he couldn't do it by himself after running two steps, so Xiang Zhuang let go of Gu Xiaoshi, walked to Wang Haoran, and pretended to be aggrieved: "Sixth brother, where did you buy cigarettes?" Come, let the little brother draw one first to check the authenticity. ”
The cigarettes were taken from his own supermarket before Wang Haoran came, so naturally it is impossible to buy fake cigarettes, even if he buys cigarettes outside, as long as it is a regular tobacco store, it is difficult to buy fake cigarettes.
Xiang Zhuangzhuang's undisciplined words made Wang Haoran's face speechless, threw the cigarette to Xiang Zhuangzhuang, and said: "Fafa, one pack per person, and the rest belongs to you." ”
A whole cigarette that was opened in the morning, in addition to the two packs for the doorman, there are still eight packs, after one person issued a pack, there are still three packs left, Xiang Zhuang put two packs in his pocket, held a pack in his hand, looked at it, and said in his mouth: "Tsk, sixth child, you made a fortune this morning?" Soft, I've never bought it myself and smoked it, but I've had it a few times from my dad. ”
After finishing speaking, he took care of himself and ordered one, took a puff, and then looked at the cigarette carefully, "Tsk, it turned out to be a 3-digit one, no wonder it tastes so good." ”
People are very strange, smoking a cigarette will have a herd mentality, see the expression on Xiang Zhuangzhuang's face is comfortable and smoking a big cigarette, everyone else also lit one, as the so-called penny you get what you pay for, the taste is indeed a little better than ordinary cigarettes, but a few people have not smoked for a long time, and they don't know much about cigarettes, so they asked Xiang Zhuang what is called 3.
Don't look at Zhuang Zhuang has been smoking since junior high school, in fact, he doesn't know much, that is, he has heard people boast about what soft Chinese cigarettes have three prefixes, among which the three prefixes are the most expensive and have the best taste.
Wang Haoran doesn't understand a few words, whether the taste is the best Wang Haoran doesn't know, but the price is the most expensive.
The dormitory is not big, a few smokers smoked, and the air was suddenly filled with smoke, Li Wenkai had just learned to smoke, and he was not used to the smell, so he walked to the balcony with a cigarette, and seeing this, Wang Haoran also followed.
The balcony is not big, it is still shared by the two dormitories, Li Wenkai saw Wang Haoran coming over, smiled and took a puff of cigarette.
Wang Haoran didn't speak, took out a handful of tickets from his pocket, counted out five and handed them over.
Li Wenkai took the money and put it in his pocket casually, glanced at Wang Haoran, and said: "Sure enough, the ancients said: It makes sense that people should not look good, it seems that I was abrupt last time." ”
Wang Haoran smiled and said, "It's because I have it, and I keep this love of the second brother in my heart." ”
Although in fact, Li Wenkai's last move embarrassed Wang Haoran and regarded himself as a poor student, Wang Haoran was not angry, but had a great impression of Li Wenkai in his heart, so this favor is not just talking, Wang Haoran does remember it in his heart, and he will definitely find an opportunity to repay the other party's favor in the future.
Why? Because Li Wenkai took out the 500 yuan out of sincerity, and never showed a trace of sympathy in it.
The balcony was full of sundries, including smelly shoes, not a good place to chat, the two turned around and returned to the dormitory after smoking, and saw that the keychain that Wang Haoran put on the table was held by Zheng Hailong.
Seeing Wang Haoran coming back, Zheng Hailong smiled a little exaggeratedly: "Good guy, you have the car keys, do you have a car?" ”
Wang Haoran didn't squirm and nodded.
It is impossible to say that a young boy has no yearning for a car, I heard that Wang Haoran had a car, and before the others could speak, the fire of gossip in Zhuangzhuang's heart burned brightly, and he asked a few questions in a row.
"What brand of car is it?"
"When did you buy it?"
"How much did it cost?"
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Wang Haoran didn't answer, otherwise it would inevitably mean to show off, but he just said that he would see it sooner or later, and he would naturally know when the time came.
In the end, Zheng Hailong looked at Wang Haoran and said slowly: "It seems that you have hidden a lot of information from the organization, Sixth Brother." ”
Wang Haoran's evasion and refusal to answer made Xiang Zhuang unable to satisfy his psychological curiosity, and when he saw the dormitory boss speak, he followed and said: "That's it!" It's not really recruited, say, where did you get your girlfriend? Pretty or not pretty? Did you pass that? ”
Wang Haoran glanced at Xiang Zhuangzhuang angrily, "Xiang Lao Wu, you have to worry about my girlfriend again, don't blame me for spreading the name of your obese." ”
Xiang Zhuangzhuang is a typical blind coaxing, and he will only be coaxed when it is his turn, and said: "How can a person like me who is righteous enough worry about my younger siblings, don't I just want my younger siblings to introduce me to a girlfriend!" ”
Speaking of girlfriends, you must know that everyone is still single, Xiang Zhuangzhuang said this, and several other people also thought about it, and said to Wang Haoran that they want to see their younger brothers and sisters, rest assured, the brothers are all righteous, and they will not think about it, but they just want to be familiar with their younger brothers and sisters, so that they can help their brothers introduce girlfriends.
asked Wang Haoran again, knowing that Zhang Yufei was also a freshman of NTU this year, or the Faculty of Arts, he immediately envied Wang Haoran, and then a few people didn't know what they thought, their eyes lit up, just kidding, the girl of the Faculty of Arts! It is recognized as a high-quality resource in the university.
One by one, they hurriedly shouted at the proposal that Wang Haoran and Zhang Yufei said that the two dormitories would be formed into a friendship dormitory.
Before Wang Haoran agreed, a group of people asked Wang Haoran to call his girlfriend immediately to find out.
Okay, a few big men looked at him with tears in their eyes, Wang Haoran couldn't stand it, anyway, Zhang Yufei didn't look like he couldn't see people, he thought about it and said: "Okay, let's do it, I just went out shopping with her in the afternoon, and I'll help you ask when the time comes?" Maybe you can have a dormitory party in the evening. ”
As soon as they heard this, the remaining five people immediately screamed excitedly, and shouted to the fifth child without discipline: Long live Wang Haoran.
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