Chapter 361, my cousin is drunk and crazy (I)

Song Fanyin's villa courtyard has always been very quiet, except for Miao Cheng and her, plus some snakes and cats, there will be no outsiders coming in here, but today it is very lively, and a group of people are crowded together. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

And it's a group of women.

When Chen Qinglang was cooking, these people played mahjong and watched mahjong, their eyes and hands were busy, their mouths were not idle, they chatted with each other, turning a living room into a vegetable market.

And in the kitchen, the sound is not small, the sound of chopping vegetables, the sound of stir-frying, the sound of oil boiling, the sound of Chen Qinglang telling Chen Yao to do things, all kinds of sounds gathered together, it is also noisy.

If Song Fanyin comes back at this time, it is estimated that his lungs will be blown up by these people.

Chen Qinglang used to cook the most meals, that is, for two people, but now he is really busy making food for so many people.

But now that he is a cultivator, his mind is brighter than before, and when he completely sorts out his ideas, he also begins to become more organized. In the kitchen, there are four pots and stoves, two cutting boards, all of which are not idle, soup, hot dishes, and cold dishes are carried out at the same time, and the time has been maximized, and in about forty minutes, many dishes have been loaded on plates and placed on the table.

Miao Cheng's living room and kitchen run at both ends, and from time to time he will come over to pick up a few dishes. Although Chen Qinglang is not a master, she eats with relish.

was originally a little gluttonous cat, with so many dishes in front of him, he couldn't control his hands at all.

Chen Qinglang doesn't care about her, he has always regarded her as a child, although her current body shape has changed from a seven or eight-year-old girl to a twelve-year-old junior girl, but her overall perception has not changed. Although I think it's a little weird to think of how she looked when she became a big girl, I still think of her as a primary school student overall.

However, Chen Yao would discipline her on the side: "Orange Orange, the meal has not been served yet, how can you come over and eat with your hands in such a hurry?

"Orange Orange, wash your hands, they're all dirty, and you'll have a bad stomach. ”

"Orange Orange, that cover can't be left open for too long, or the food inside will be cold. ”

chattering, like a preachy old woman.

As soon as Miao Cheng encountered something to eat, she didn't care about anything, and Chen Yao's words went in and out of her left ear and out of her right ear, and it had no effect at all.

Chen Yao had to wash and choose vegetables again, and she was busy recovering the vegetable cover that Miao Cheng had picked up, and from time to time she had to hold her and force her to wash her hands, she was really busy and sweating.

In the end, I couldn't stand it anymore, so I went to Chen Qinglang to complain: "Master, look at her!"

So Chen Qinglang said lazily: "Orange Orange, don't be naughty, go to the living room to watch a few sisters play mahjong, don't make trouble for your sister Yaoyao here." ”

Miao Cheng's mouth pouted: "She is my nephew, not my sister." ”

"That's right, since you are an uncle, you have to look like an uncle, you are like a little cat now, where do you have a little uncle!"

"People just eat a dish...... Miao Cheng lowered his head, his mouth was pursed, and his two index fingers were swaying there, aggrieved and cute.

Chen Qinglang was defeated: "Okay, okay, just eat, but pay attention to hygiene, you can't use your hands, you have to use chopsticks." ”

"Okay. Miao Cheng gave in helplessly.

Chen Yao was a little more leisurely, and hurriedly went to knock the eggs and prepare to cook the soup.

After a few more minutes, the dish was almost done, and the soup was cooked in two ways, leaving only two pots of soup to cook for a little more time, so Chen Qinglang walked out of the kitchen and shouted to the women: "Put the table away, start serving." ”

Zhao Yingxue and the others were actually so hungry that they couldn't do it, if they weren't reserved for themselves, they would have run to the kitchen to eat vegetables like Miao Cheng, and when they heard that they could start eating, they all cheered, and then quickly put away the mahjong on the table, wiped it with a rag casually, and rushed over to serve the food.

"Wow!"

When Zhao Yingxue and the others saw the more than ten dishes on the case, they suddenly exclaimed in disbelief.

Zhao Yingxue muttered, "Master...... This also ...... That's an exaggeration......"

Jiang Shuqing was also a little surprised: "Although I knew that you could cook before, I didn't expect that I had such a great ability." ”

Jiang Siyu looked like a nymphomaniac: "Teacher, you are really amazing!"

Jiang Kaile was embarrassed: "Master, it seems that I will not only have to learn from you in the future...... Learn martial arts, and follow you to learn cooking!"

"Martial arts? Mr. Chen actually knows kung fu? But I asked Shu Qing why he called you master, and he said that he wanted to learn physiognomy from you. Red Silk asked suspiciously.

Chen Qinglang said casually: "I am versatile, and I have dabbled in many aspects, such as mountain doctors, horses, pianos, chess, and paintings, plus eighteen kinds of weapons, and I know everything." Like Yaoyao, she studied medicine with me. ”

Hongsu looked at Chen Yao, and Chen Yao nodded very seriously: "I am going to learn medicine from him, but I haven't learned anything about medical skills for the time being." ”

Hongsilk immediately laughed: "It seems that you have been fooled by your master." ”

"Okay, stop talking nonsense, let's start eating first. Jiang Siyu shouted.

"Yes, yes, open the meal. Jiang Kaile also hurriedly said.

A group of people began to serve the dishes in a mess, and Chen Qinglang reminded beside him: "Slow down, don't drop the plate." ”

Zhang Peipei said: "I still have wine to buy, so I'll get it." ”

Red Silk was not active in serving dishes, and kept standing at the door watching, and after Zhao Yingxue and the others served the dishes twice, they said in the back: "You set the dishes and chopsticks to serve the rice first, and the last soup will be handed over to me." ”

Zhao Yingxue responded in the living room: "Okay, cousin, be careful not to get hot." ”

"Got it. After Hongsu finished speaking, he entered the kitchen and blocked Chen Qinglang, who was carrying a pot of soup and preparing to go to the living room.

Chen Qinglang said: "Cousin, you are in my way." ”

"Who is your cousin? Xiaoxue is your apprentice, not your daughter-in-law, which cousin do you climb with me?" asked Red Silk fiercely.

Chen Qinglang said: "Cousin, I didn't recruit you to provoke you, what kind of temper do you have?"

Hongsilk was so angry that her breath was divergent, she gritted her teeth and stomped her feet, her eyes glared like copper bells: "You didn't recruit me?

Chen Qinglang hurriedly said: "Cousin, there are a lot of people here, you must not talk nonsense, if you are listened to by others, you still think I have something to do with you." ”

"Hmph, you're too talkative? You're afraid, I'm not afraid! You made me can't get up or down before, and I ended up patting my ass...... No, it was a pat on the ass and left, you say, are you losing your conscience?" asked Red Silk viciously.

Chen Qinglang heard patting her ass and leaving, and immediately had a black line on her forehead.

He whispered: "Cousin, you have to be reasonable, obviously you seduced me first, if it weren't for my strong concentration, something might have happened now." ”

"Hmph, what if I seduced you first? If you have the ability, you don't take the bait, if you take the bait, don't swallow half a mouthful and let go, you should wipe your mouth and leave after you take advantage of it like this, what's the difference between those Chen Shimei negative men?"

"Hey, you're a strong word. You did it first, but why did it end up being mine, didn't you?"

"You're not right...... anyway"

"Cousin, Master, hurry up and bring the soup, everyone is hungry!" At this time, Zhao Yingxue shouted in the living room.

Chen Qinglang hurriedly said: "It's coming, it's coming!"

Then he whispered to Hongxi: "Cousin, it was Xiaoxue who interceded, and I agreed to let you come over, if you don't know each other, don't blame me for blasting you out now." ”

"You dare!" Red Silk glared at him fiercely, "If you dare to blast me out, I'll tell you about touching my ass!"

"Then I'll tell me about you seducing me!"

"Whatever you want, let's see who's unlucky then!"

After Hongsu finished speaking, he shook his face, knocked him away, and went over to bring another pot of soup.

Chen Qinglang shook his head: "What kind of person is this, this is ......?"

But in fact, he was also weak-hearted, and he didn't dare to really get into trouble with Red Silk, and Red Silk was actually the same, after all, there were all Chen Qinglang's people here, and if she made trouble, she would have to be unlucky. If he was treated as a junior, he was slapped and torn by Zhang Peipei, it would really be a great shame.

When the two of them brought the soup to the living room, they found that Zhang Peipei had already taken out the wine.

There are white wine, red wine, and rice wine, and everyone can choose according to their own taste.

Chen Qinglang and Jiang Kaile, as men, naturally drink white, and Zhao Yingxue has a large amount of wine, so they also choose liquor.

Zhang Peipei used to follow her master to mix the rivers and lakes, she has always drunk liquor, she has profound internal skills, and now she has practiced the Taishang Qingyin Snake Breath Method, and her cultivation has increased to a higher level than before. Baijiu is the same as water, so it is also baijiu.

Red wine and that kind of thing, she can't get used to it.

Jiang Shuqing never likes to drink, and under normal circumstances, he only drinks some on specific occasions, and he drinks high-grade red wine. So she directly found a goblet and put it in front of her, white wine and rice wine, she was not ready to dip it.

Jiang Siyu usually drinks red wine, she can't drink white wine, she thinks it is spicy, but she is a person who likes to try new things, so she is going to try rice wine today. So Chen Qinglang poured her some rice wine in a small bowl, and then heated it over the water.

It is better to drink rice wine in winter, and when it is heated, it can evaporate the trace amount of compounds that are not beneficial to the human body, so that drinking alcohol is healthier.

Chen Yao originally didn't drink alcohol, but everyone else did, and if she didn't drink a little, it would be a little inappropriate, so she also took a goblet and prepared to drink red wine.

Cousin Hongsilk said: "I have a small amount of alcohol, I can't drink white, I can only drink red, if I drink too much later, Xiaoxue, you have to be responsible for sending me back." ”

Zhao Yingxue said: "There are many rooms here, so you don't have to go back." ”

Hongsilk glanced at Chen Qinglang and half-jokingly: "When I'm drunk, I'm prone to drunkenness, and if I do something embarrassing, how embarrassing it will be?"

Jiang Siyu asked in surprise: "If a woman drinks too much, she will also go crazy?"

Red Silk said: "Of course it will, women are also human beings!"

Jiang Siyu asked curiously: "Then Sister Hongxi drank too much, how did she get drunk and crazy?"

"What ...... me," Red Silk chuckled, "I'm so embarrassed that I won't talk about it." ”