Round 66 Opening & Killer (2)

Ye Hua said that the time has not yet come, but in fact, it is not really that the time has not come, and he can start masturbating according to his plan at any time.

Perhaps, there is an evil devil living in everyone's heart, and many people like to dislike tastes and love to pretend to be more than these, all of which are driven by this devil.

It is undeniable that Ye Hua, who is a mortal body, also has such a devil in his heart, and he began to make trouble.

In other words, don't you treat us like stupid hats to these people in the neighborhood, including the landlord's old man? Aren't you waiting to see jokes, waiting to see us hiding in the toilet and crying?

Well, let's have a good smile.

And then Wu Gangmeng, didn't you say that Brother Lang's Yule Village is in the late stage of brain damage, aren't you not optimistic at all, aren't you desperate?

O open, you continue to despair first.

Think about it, when an unscrupulous guy who doesn't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement laughs from ear to ear, we stuff a steaming cow into his mouth;

When a poor ghost is so poor that he wants to jump off a building, we show him a mountain of gold that flashes blindingly......

When everyone thought it was going to happen, we gave him a 180-degree turn, and he was so shocked that he shouted: Oh my God, this is not scientific, isn't the script written like this......

The above are the routines often played in plots such as movies, television and novels, which are very bloody, but it is undeniable that for pig's feet where everything is under control, it is indeed fun and enjoyable.

That's how Ye Hua is doing this now.

Time passed by a minute, there were still guests coming to the door, Ye Hua was quite an old god, his sister and Wu Gangmeng and the employees were bored, especially Mr. Gangmeng, who was not sitting or standing, very irritable, muttering a few words to Ye Hua from time to time, the tone was full of resentment, just like a little daughter-in-law who was seriously burdened by a man.

Ye Lizhi and her employees were swatting flies, one after another, and they were so ruthless that they slapped out the intestines of the flies and even Xiang.

Chen Lu, who didn't get approval, was also very bored, but she also knew that the store was so deserted now, and there was nothing to broadcast live, so she didn't have anything to watch, so she still had to wait for Ye Hua to perform his killer moves.

There is also Erhan, who also sits there in a daze, playing with his mobile phone from time to time.

The landlord left early, came over and slipped around, he felt that there was really nothing to see, he dared to bet a dime with anyone, two stupid hats of this fishing village, it was a matter of time or time.

Does anyone dare to bet!

And Li Fenfang and Yang Kai felt very novel about the decoration here, especially the giant herring in the glass tank, which made them excited, clicking, and busy taking photos and videos to post on the circle of friends, and they had a lot of fun.

"Fierce son, prepare guys. ”

At about ten o'clock, Ye Hua looked at the pig's nose with garlic, and pretended to be about the same, clapped his hands, and summoned a listless person.

"What are you going to do? Wu Gangjie replied weakly, and said angrily: "You are ready to go by yourself." ”

"Okay, then you can solve the lunch yourself. Ye Hua said with a smile.

"Damn, threaten me with this again, please see if you can change it to a new one. Wu Gang complained violently, and said, "Say, what do you want to prepare?"

"Get a makeshift kitchen here, you move out all the guys you need to use, and grab a grass ......carp of four or five catties," Ye Hua ordered, pointing to the front lawn of the house.

"I'm going, you mean to cook there, and you want to use your skills to attract passers-by and cars?" Wu Gangmeng couldn't see his intentions, and said speechlessly: "This is your so-called big killer move? Do you think this can work? You really think of yourself as a top chef?"

He agrees with Ye Hua's cooking skills, but in his opinion, Ye Hua is also the level of a chef in a five-star hotel. However, he wanted to make a fish here, so he put the business together and let the passers-by come into the store to pay for it, obviously Ye Hua hadn't woken up from his dream last night!

"Don't grind, go. Ye Hua was too lazy to talk to him.

"You're just waiting to be out of the ocean. Wu Gang rewarded him with a white eye, and reluctantly opened his things.

Chen Lu, who had been waiting for a long time, saw that it was about to start, and ran over and asked, "Xiao Yezi, are you going to sacrifice this killing move?"

Hearing the title of Xiao Yezi, Ye Hua felt a pain: "Lulu, this is your ignorance, how good is the brother in front of you? Xiao Yezi Xiao Yezi's name, others still think I am an errand in the palace." ”

"Hee-hee. Chen Lu was amused by his words, her eyes rolled around, and she said with a smile: "If you want me to call you brother in the future, it's okay, but you have to promise me a condition." ”

"What conditions?" Ye Hua looked at her and said, "Don't mention it to me if it's too much." ”

"It's not too much at all, and it's a big benefit to you. Chen Lu blinked strangely: "When my camera is broadcast live to you, you have to cooperate a lot and interact with the fans more, so that not only will you lose a dime, but you will also increase your fans." Now is the era of fan traffic, which can be converted into white flowers. ”

"Okay. Although Ye Hua disdains the live broadcast, what Chen Lu said is very reasonable, so let her be.

"Haha, brother, you're so nice. Seeing Ye Hua agree, Chen Lu smiled with his eyes, now it's okay, with Ye Hua's cooperation, the live broadcast will be more vivid and attractive, presumably fans are more willing to play Ferrari yachts or something, especially those female fans who have taken C medicine and shout about their curly-haired brothers, they have always just joined in the fun without paying out of their pockets, and now they should be able to squeeze some out of their pockets.

Tables, chairs, chopping boards, cutting boards, kitchen knives, gas canisters, liquefied gas stoves, basins, bowls, buckets......

Wu Gang dragged these things over, and of course Er Han was also helping.

This fool is very excited and looking forward to it, among everyone, only he knows that Ye Hua's attainments on the spoon are quite quite a bull fork, but he doesn't know what kind of cow fork Ye Hua has reached, now Ye Hua is going to cook on the street, it is estimated that he will do his best, he is really looking forward to what kind of amazing show Ye Hua will have next.

Ye Hua set them up in the flat and set up a temporary kitchen stall.

"Huazi, are you going to cook here? What kind of trouble are you going to make?" The others all came over, feeling curious and puzzled by what Ye Hua had done.

Does this have anything to do with the operation of Yule Village?

Moreover, they all tasted Ye Hua's craftsmanship a long time ago, and they didn't know the depth of Ye Hua's current cultivation, so they were deeply suspicious of what Ye Hua had done.

"Shhhh Ye Hua smiled slightly and made a gesture of boosing.