Chapter 204: Angel Junior
While the audience was laughing, they were also complaining wildly. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info
"Oh hey, that's funny, second-hand scientist!
"Hahaha, Qin Feng's expression is really cheap!"
"This thing should really be acting, I've never seen such a funny person!"
"Laughing to death, it's another brain-opening masterpiece"
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The entrance of Tianhou Temple was already impassable at this time, but fortunately, the police came in time and opened a passage, so that the entire street was not blocked.
People stood under the stage, all laughing and leaning back and forth, staggering back and forth.
On stage, the show continues.
Qin Feng still laughed non-stop, his expression extremely proud.
Lin Yang laughed a few times, then looked at the audience and said:
"I don't know if I like to listen to this scientist or if I like to listen to this second-hand thing."
"Hahaha"
There was another burst of maniacal laughter, and the sound was deafening.
Qin Feng was so proud that he couldn't find the north, so he turned his head to Lin Yang and said, "I'll sign it for you!"
Lin Yang shook his hand and refused: "No, where can I sign it?"
Qin Feng stretched out his hand and prepared to dig out his pocket: "With a knife, I'll carve your face"
Lin Yang hurriedly shook his hand and said, "Forget it!"
"Hahaha"
The burst of laughter jerked up another level.
People were crazy with joy, and tears flew all over the room.
Okay! Signature engraved on the face, you just give people a signature!
Qin Feng turned his head to look at the audience and said, "I have studied a lot of things, from aerospace science and technology, cloning, to streets and alleys, and daily necessities."
Lin Yang was surprised: "You invented this?"
Qin Feng proudly raised his hand and pointed:
"Of course, as soon as I entered the corridor, it was pitch black, and I had to find that little red to click on the light, and it was on, and sometimes it was wrong, and it was electrified!"
"Hahaha"
There was a heart-warming laugh at the scene.
Lin Yang sighed and said, "Hey, the electric door is still on, it's also a little red dot."
Qin Feng said helplessly: "I lost the box, now as soon as I enter the corridor, I ...... it."
As he spoke, he slapped his face.
Lin Yang nodded: "Voice control"
Qin Feng was very proud: "Who studied it?"
Lin Yang asked, "Who?"
Qin Feng raised his hand and patted his chest: "Ahem...... Ahem......"
He slapped himself with this slap and coughed violently, and immediately squatted down and began to cough incessantly.
Lin Yang hurriedly stepped forward with a smile and helped him up, and kept patting him on the back:
"Okay! This scientist is in a basket!"
There was a lot of laughter at the scene and in front of the TV.
A house in Jinmen.
Several famous cross talk artists watched this performance on TV and laughed.
In the midst of laughter, they were discussing Qin Feng and Lin Yang's performances.
"These two boys are awesome, vivid, not simple!"
"That's true, where did Qin Feng learn this ability? Especially this creative talent, it's really amazing! I look at this paragraph!"
"As long as you talk about cross talk, who doesn't be greedy? It's a pity that we don't have this ability, so we can't write it!"
"Old Ma, will you go to the Mingshi Teahouse in the afternoon?"
"Of course I go, I really want to meet Qin Feng, this kind of talent is rare! According to the information revealed by Lin Yang, Qin Feng is very ambitious! Why do you want to hear it!"
"That's what I mean, even if we don't participate, we have to understand his thoughts, this kid's status in the cross talk world has become more and more important, and no one can ignore his existence"
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A few minutes passed in a burst of laughter.
The audience at the scene and on the live broadcast end has died laughing and crying.
Even those cross talk actors who rushed to the scene couldn't stop laughing.
On the stage, Qin Feng and Lin Yang began to discuss dreaming.
Hearing this, the audience suddenly became more energetic, and the real drama meat is coming!
Qin Feng pointed to his head and said, "What's the matter with dreaming?"
Lin Yang continued: "You tell me about it"
Qin Feng patted the back of his head and explained.
"When a person falls asleep, the brain's mind does not stop working and continues to move. Recreate the things you have encountered, the things that have happened, the scenes you have been to again, and dream! Hey, don't associate it with superstition, it's wrong."
Lin Yang nodded: "It's okay"
Hearing this word, many people at the scene were nodding, and some people shook their heads and smiled, expressing disbelief.
In addition, there is the itchy root of the tooth of hate.
The fortune teller who set up a stall at the gate of Tianhou Palace, and the one who untied the sign, now looked at Qin Feng and gritted his teeth a little, and he couldn't wait to go up and sew his mouth.
You said that cross talk is fine, our well water does not interfere with river water, and no one is in the way.
But who knew that you were such a grandson, and you would smash our jobs in front of everyone!
Although they were annoyed, they didn't have a problem with Qin Feng, so they could only stare at them and get angry.
There are too many people here, who dares to come forward to make trouble, the policemen who maintain order will not be the first to agree, and they will definitely suppress it with an iron fist!
Qin Feng continued: "Yes, someone said, there are different ways to say what you dream about"
Lin Yang continued: "Oh!
Qin Feng looked at the audience and said: "Someone said, saying that it is good to dream of water, which means that you want to get rich"
Lin Yang answered: "Oh!
Qin Feng continued: "When you dream of a goldfish, you also have to be rich, and when you dream of a child, it's broken!
Lin Yang smiled: "A child is a villain."
Qin Feng continued: "Enββ! said that it is best to dream of seeing the moon and touching it."
Lin Yang was puzzled: "What's the matter with touching the moon?"
Qin Feng said with a look of fascination: "Saying that this can be the emperor, ββ! I have dreamed of touching the moon more than a thousand times."
Lin Yang asked, "Are you now?"
Qin Feng said helplessly: "Isn't this still talking about cross talk here!"
Lin Yang sighed loudly: "Hey!"
"Hahaha"
Laughter erupted.
When you dream of touching the moon, you want to be the emperor, you really want to be blind!
Qin Feng looked at Lin Yang and said, "It seems that he is an immortal, right?"
Lin Yang shook his hand: "It's useless at all"
Qin Feng paused for a moment and continued: "Sometimes things that pass by during the day are easy to associate at night."
Lin Yang: "Really?"
Qin Feng said with a retrospective face:
"You see, one day at noon, someone invited me to dinner, eat roast duck, you know the amount of my meal, I only ate four, I said I really can't eat it"
Lin Yang's eyes widened in surprise: "You didn't die!"
"Hahaha"
Laughter erupted.
Qin Feng stretched out four fingers: "I also ate four cakes, one pound of bread."
Lin Yang shook his head with a smile: "Is there anyone who takes the roast duck with a dough roll?"
The laughter continued.
The foreigners at the scene were also amused and laughed, everyone didn't understand, did they understand?
Qin Feng said regretfully:
"I can't eat, I said I can't eat, I don't eat, and someone invited me to eat in the evening, poultry hot pot, chickens, pigeons, everything, eat in a big hot pot. When I sleep at night, my brain is full of birds!"
Lin Yang smiled and nodded: "I dreamed of it"
Qin Feng raised his two hands and shook them on both sides of his head:
"All kinds of birds fly with that, I carry a shotgun on my back, I shoot it! This one, that one, hit the right one, okay! The big arm more than one meter long, croaking...... , I said, this is big, this is this, I have to fight. Just about to fight, he spoke, don't fight, don't fight!"
As he spoke, he was doing a hunting action, which was very vivid.
The audience couldn't help but laugh at it, and the laughter came and went.
Lin Yang was surprised: "Did the bird speak?"
Qin Feng said sharply:
"I'm not a bird, I'm not a bird?...... What for?...... I am an angel...... Wow! Angel ?...... Stopped, wings fell. I am an angel. Angel?...... What do you call ?...... You can call me Xiao San'er."
Lin Yang laughed and said, "The angel gave this name!"
"Hahaha"
There was a burst of crazy laughter at the scene and on the live broadcast end.
Everyone slapped happily, and you are holding a shotgun to hit the junior! Your angel is called the junior!
Qin Feng raised his chin and said, "San'er, what's the matter?...... God invites you to go. β¦β¦ God?
Lin Yang hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop him: "God is not our lineman, do you know?"
"Hahaha"
The audience went crazy with laughter in an instant.
"Okay! This kid is making fun of God again, and he's too fat!"
"A few days ago, I took the Jade Emperor to open Shabu, and now it's God's turn, it seems that ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign, gods and Buddhas can't escape, and it is estimated that they are all used by this goods to have fun."
"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, the angel is called Xiaosan, look at it, God's name can't be better!"
"It's so damaged, I've never seen such a damaged mouth!"
"I'm really convinced of this product, there is no one he wouldn't dare to use it to make fun of!
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"Puff ......"
When people in the cross talk industry heard this, they all burst out laughing.
Who is the apprentice? Who is so good in the cross talk world that he can accept this kind of apprentice?
This kid is really an open-mouthed ancestor, he really dares to say anything!
Qin Feng continued solemnly:
"Ah, who is the apprentice? Say you don't care, I have something to do with you, I say you can go to heaven with me, come. Grab me and fly up, this high, look down, oh oh! Oh my mom! I have to practice, or I have to vomit."
Lin Yang smiled: "Dizzy!"
Qin Feng gestured to both sides:
"Come to heaven and see, this big tall building is very big, there is a fence gate in front of it, it is locked, and there is a sign hanging on it, and it is strictly forbidden to set up stalls one hundred meters around heaven."
Lin Yang raised his hand in surprise and pointed to the side: "Ah! There are still stalls in heaven?"
"Hahaha"
The laughter erupted again.
The audience laughed and almost couldn't stand still.
The stall owners on both sides of the street even laughed and collapsed on the ground, they are still their peers in heaven!