As a talk show host, Colan O'Brien likes guests with a sense of humor, which makes him more able to joke. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Man, let's talk about the new album. Did the song "Rolling-in-The-Deep" come about because of Lindsay Lohan? I think you went to a drive-in movie theater, and it brought you disaster-like memories that led to the song?"

"Of course not. Zhou Zheng shook his head, he knew that he would definitely be complained about when he came here, but he didn't expect Kelan to be so fierce, he could only talk nonsense: "The real fact is that I applied facial cleanser to my toothbrush one morning." ”

"Can you talk a little more, boy. ”

"If you put shoe polish on your toothbrush, you might hear a more emotionally torn song. Zhou Zheng said seriously, he has the demeanor of a cold-faced smiler.

Kelan didn't expect Zhou Zheng to really say something even more, and he couldn't help but slap the table and laugh.

The audience below also burst into laughter.

"You made me laugh man, with your talent, you really should be a stand-up comedian. Let's go to the special basketball dream. I've read ESPN and they don't have a good opinion of you at all. ”

"If the talk show also has a draft competition, maybe I will sign up. It's just that I don't know how much salary the first pick will get, 10 million?" Zhou Zheng is still a serious nonsense: "So, take the liberty of asking, as Michael Jordan in the talk show world, do you have an annual salary of more than 30 million US dollars?"

Zhou Zheng's words caused laughter again.

Colan slapped the table helplessly, "Hey, man, this is my show, you're messing with my flow." ”

He felt that joking about Zhou Zheng might not be a flattering thing, so he decided to follow the process: "I've heard that you shake down at least one opponent in every game in the NBA, and there is even one player who is shaken down by you and vomits blood...... Well, that's it. ”

Curran pointed to the large screen behind him, which was Eddie House's face with a bloody mouth. This made the audience at the scene let out a burst of exclamations.

"But at the same time, you're an affectionate singer, how do you do that, or do you hypnotize them with your singing voice whenever you shake them, and then push them to the ground?"

"It was just an accident. Zhou Zheng pointed to the big screen and explained seriously: "The NBA is a high-intensity sports with high confrontation, and many injuries will occur unexpectedly. ”

"But a lot of NBA pundits call you a murderer, and they say that every assist you make is for murder. ”

"People who can say such things are not experts. ”

"So now let's talk about Brian Justin Green, you beat him up and snatched his girlfriend. ”

"Theoretically, he tried to attack me and was subdued by me......"

"That's what you're called in uniform, pressing his face against the trash can?" said Colan O'Brien, clicking on an image from the hotel video that day.

This caused some screams from the scene, and most of the people below thought that Zhou Zheng was doing a good job.

"I have no other way to control a drunkard who is going crazy. Zhou Zheng spread his hands: "I can only do this." ”

"But Megan Fox was his girlfriend before that. ”

"No, they had broken up before that. Zhou Zhengzheng said: "Moreover, don't you think Megan Fox is more compatible with me?"

There was applause below.

"Well, we're not a gossip show. But if one day, Avril and Lindsay Lohan, who are attacking each other in the media because of you, fall into the water at the same time, who will you save. Colan O'Brien threw up a question that got the audience excited.

"In fact, they all swim. You should ask who of them will come to my rescue if I fall into the water. ”

Zhou Zheng smiled slightly and grasped the initiative.

Colan O'Brien immediately asked, "So, who do you think will come to your rescue first?" ”

"You'll have to ask them. Zhou Zheng laughed.

Colan froze, he had the feeling of capsizing in the gutter.

After the show aired, Zhou Zheng's humor once again gained him a lot of popularity, and his album promotion journey was also recognized as a success by the world. Even the director of the record department made a special call to Zhou Zheng, he hoped that Zhou Zheng could focus on becoming an original singer and stop playing basketball.

However, Zhou Zheng knows where his 'originality' comes from, or playing basketball is more down-to-earth, at least all the strength really comes from himself.

Zhou Zheng's episode of the show created the highest ratings of the Kelan Show this year, and the entertainment industry's attention to him has also come to a peak.

Many shows are considering inviting this kid with a great sense of humor to be a guest on the show.

This made the global public relations department ecstatic, and they had begged these program teams to let Zhou Zheng announce the last time to promote the program. Now that one episode of the program is down, it is those program groups who come to ask for Zhou Zheng...... After all, Zhou Zheng has a topic, talent, dramatic tension, and a sense of humor...... How important it is! It's up to him to boost the ratings.

However, except for the Oprah show promised in advance, all the other Zhou Zheng were pushed away. He wanted to keep it fresh, he didn't want to over-consume his image, and he wanted to be a press release that every TV station could see.

While the entertainment industry embraced Zhou Zheng with open hands, the basketball media led by ESPN almost blackened Zhou Zheng to hell.

"The entertainment star can't wait to run to the Curan Show after emphasizing that he is not an idol player, what else can I say?

"The Trail Blazers locker rooms have undergone a metamorphosis, they have gone from prison to another Hollywood. ”

"Portlanders are going to be upset about their draft and they're on the cutting edge. Zhou is a cup of delicious poisonous wine carefully brewed, and sooner or later they will die of poison. ”

“…………”

In a state of cynicism, the Trail Blazers lost the game in New Jersey. The pick-and-roll and Princeton running are useless here, and although Zhou has 12 points and 8 assists against Jason Kidd, the big loss is the original sin.

No matter how Jason Kidd praised Zhou Zheng after the game, it couldn't change the fact of losing.

And this fact made the basketball circle's ridicule of Zhou Zheng reach an incredible level.

Zhou Zheng felt very aggrieved: "I obviously didn't do anything, I trained diligently, and I worked hard to play on the court, why did everyone target me? Is it because I make a lot of money? Or is it because my crossover is very successful?"

Zhou Zheng's words were published in dunk magazine.

However, few people cared about Zhou Zheng's grievances.

In fact, now that Zhou Zheng has been labeled, those basketball pundits are not even willing to really calm down and watch his games. Whenever Zhou Zheng passes a good ball, they always say... Lo and behold, this is an idol player who always likes to win attention with this kind of fancy move.

When Zhou Zheng staggered into the forbidden area to cause damage, they would say... The physicality is so poor that this kind of single-minded layup makes it impossible to believe that he's a point guard, and Portland will sooner or later regret their draft decision.

And when Zhou Zheng misses a shot, their taunts will reach their peak... Lo and behold, that's the scoring ability of the No. 5 pick, he has to take an average of five shots to hit once, he's good for nothing but exaggerated passing and shaking, he's an idol player with no connotation.

Criticism and slander swept like a tide.

"This kid didn't do anything wrong, and if he was a black player, he would have received a lot of praise and appreciation. His arrival has bitten the tongues of those who flaunt black supremacy. I don't want to hide my opinion, this is a carnival of racial oppression. Charles Barkley said directly in front of the media.

If he hadn't been black, he would have been attacked.

Because he was a black player, his words were not attacked, but they quickly disappeared into the noise.

"All arrogance comes from prejudice, and all anger comes from jealousy. McMillan kept emphasizing in Zhou Zheng's ear: "I believe you have enough wisdom and courage to survive these criticisms, they are now resentful that you have earned money that they have not been able to look up to for ten lifetimes, and they think that you should not be so good." ”

"When you climb halfway up the mountain, the people below will attack you, slander you, and even stone you, and they want you to fall down and become even more pitiful than them. ”

"But you have to keep climbing up when you reach the highest point. They will definitely have a new face, they will welcome you, they will flatter you, and they will even sing praises to you. ”

Zhou Zheng received a lot of encouragement. There's McMillan, there's Zach Randolph, there's Megan Fox, there's Lavigne Avril, there's Sani McHenell, there's Kobe Bryant, and even Sydney Young... Although she always said that she was against Zhou Zheng becoming a basketball player, she now hopes that Zhou Zheng will be able to tear everyone's mouths apart.

In fact, Zhou Zheng has always known what he should do, and these encouragements have given him more strength.

After playing in New Jersey, the Trail Blazers arrived in New York.

Today's New York Knicks are also a cursed team, and they have received only less ridicule and abuse in the media than Zhou Zheng.

When the two teams met like this, there was no sympathy for the brothers.

Instead, Stephen Marbury stood in front of the media with justice: "That rookie point guard is so unbelievable, he's insulting basketball." I'm going to definitely teach him a lesson about what a real point guard looks like. ”

Everyone knows that he is pandering to the media, and everyone knows that he wants to redeem some negative comments through this match.

From his point of view, he was justified in doing so. He just wanted to crawl out of the dung pit.

However, he Zhou Zheng.

Zhou Zheng didn't want to be a stepping stone for anyone to escape from the dung pit.

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[Ask for a commuter pass!!]

- (To be continued.) )